Massage Parlor Reports

[LionBalls]

Last week stopped, an old lady greeted fakely & g displayed the rate card it starts from $70 to $140 with double hands.

I opted for an hour, she escorted me & was laid down.

She started scratching my back & claims that it's a Swedish massage, after 30 min she started massaging by nails & asked me to flip over.

I paid $80 for a mechanical HJ & I was searching her balloon $ touched yuck it was sweat with bad odor.

On whole it was uninspiring & not value money $160.

Lionballs out!

[DeeperDive]

Don't they understand? Bad attitudes at home is a primary reason they have mongers driving around seeking an escape. Why leave home to donate for the same bullshit? LOL.

Some women just don't understand. A bad attitude can ruin a lot of things.

[Rub101]

Went to this spot about a week ago cost 220 coins. A I got SOL one of the worst services I've ever got. Think about trying to have sex with a McDonald's cashier attitude l felt like I was robbed still mad about this a week later maybe the other girls are better to scared to try again after that maybe some of you guys have inputs idk. Starts off with CBJ an FS but just terrible ended up pulling the hat off an leaving her attitude was so bad I feel like calling up an complaining LOL.

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Some women just don't understand. A bad attitude can ruin a lot of things.

[FloridaGringo]

worst services I've ever got.

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Down at the end of the building where paradise used to be. Thanks for the update because since paradise moved to Brandon, I had been thinking about trying them. I still may just not SOL.

[Ethan01]

Went to this spot about a week ago cost 220 coins. A I got SOL one of the worst services I've ever got. Think about trying to have sex with a McDonald's cashier attitude l felt like I was robbed still mad about this a week later maybe the other girls are better to scared to try again after that maybe some of you guys have inputs idk. Starts off with CBJ an FS but just terrible ended up pulling the hat off an leaving her attitude was so bad I feel like calling up an complaining LOL.

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[Tippy88]

Took a quick pop-in before flying out of town. You know, get the pre-flight jitters out of the way. This was this past Summer.

I can't remember the gals name but she was your standard slender Asian lady. I would guess late 30's but with that mid-20's body that Asians tend to keep for decades. I took a shower first and she peaked in while I was finishing up. She said she's ready for me and come on into the room. She lead the way and had me lie down. The massage was just okay. Maybe a B-. But the tease was A+. She was very good at letting the hands roam acting like she was doing it on accident -- quickly recoiling when she touched the balls. Then after about 10 minutes she went on her tip-toes and thrusted her crotch into my hands while they were hanging off the front of the table. She encouraged me to play, so I obliged. She wasn't wet, but I was massaging her thighs and ass for a bit and then roamed back and noticed the warmth and confirmed she was starting to get a little slick.

Finally after a bunch of teasing, she let me know that I would need to provide her with 160 pieces of bubble gum for her mouth. I tried to negotiate down but she said it's a flat rate of 160 for everything and no lower amount just for the meat kisses. I obliged and she was happy with the deal.

She asked me to lay down and let her go to work. Which she did splendidly, bb style, which I didn't even ask for but was happy about. Some of these petite girls use way too much teeth, but not this one. She had great tongue work and was happy to give the boys some attention as well. I was in bliss. She asked me a couple of times if I wanted her all the way but I really just was there for the beej. After some time (honestly I don't remember how long I lasted, but my mind was definitely swirling the whole time), she went for the big finish by playing with my balls, humping my leg, and stroking me while still in her mouth. I gave her a warning like a true gentlemonger but she was happy to just take it all in. She then let it drip out of her mouth while she smiled at me which was an absolute first for me at one of these places. Hadn't seen that kind of kinkiness since college.

Anyway, overall I'd give it a 8.5/10 and am thinking about going back soon, which is what reminded me of making this post.

[Dr Willy]

The other reviews are right on point. 2 milfs eager to please with bubbly personalities. 1 rose for 4 hand and 60 roses for each. The bodies are OK, but who cares when they are nude and all over my balls and junk. They took turns stroking both my junk and ego. Roaming is encouraged and they both have nice tits to dangle in my face. I tried to get one to give me a BJ but no luck. I exploded on both of them and left happy. It's definitely worth your hard earn. I will be back.

My friend will be visiting Tampa soon. Where is this located? I tried googling it, but only found shoe stores. I also found Happy Foot Spa, but not sure if that's what you're referring too.

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[TranTran]

The other reviews are right on point. 2 milfs eager to please with bubbly personalities. 1 rose for 4 hand and 60 roses for each. The bodies are OK, but who cares when they are nude and all over my balls and junk. They took turns stroking both my junk and ego. Roaming is encouraged and they both have nice tits to dangle in my face. I tried to get one to give me a BJ but no luck. I exploded on both of them and left happy. It's definitely worth your hard earn. I will be back.

My friend will be visiting Tampa soon. Where is this located? I tried googling it, but only found shoe stores. I also found Happy Foot Spa, but not sure if that's what you're referring too.

[Amd123]

Visiting Tampa soon. Any MPs here with big tits?

[Brasky]

Previous reports say self service shower. I was fresh showered and didn't ask. Cheers.

This place sounds amazing. Do they have a table shower or is it the wrong county?

[Dr Willy]

So, I drove out to Orlando to visit Kiki and everything you read on here is true about her. Her english is good so no issues in trying to understand her and she was wearing her kitty ears. One thing that was mentioned here is people are getting a one hour appointment for two roses but it's actually just 45 minutes for me. Did they short me 15 minutes? At any rate it was a good appointment and the only thing I didn't like was the I4 traffic!

If you saw the "Kiki" at A2 Spa (fairly new place at the location of what was formerly (and still Google-able as) "May Spa" on Orange Blossom Trail), then, no, you did not get shorted. Their standard offering is a 45-minute session for 200, which is usually paid in TOTAL upfront (no additional tipping). A2 Spa has recently become the landing spot for quite a number of the girls that formerly worked at the now-closed "Milk Massage", so they seem to be continuing on with the old Milk Massage fee schedule. The former "manager-ess" at Milk Spa, the lovely Keiko, still hasn't reappeared, so the conventional wisdom is that SHE is still laying low after the Milk closure and some of the girls got together and turned up at A2.

Many of the other "hot" places in Orlando run 80+160 (240 total) for a full 60 minutes. At one point, more than a year ago, they started matching the Milk pricing of 200 for 45 minutes, but only if you ASKED for it. Over time, they seemed to move away from that and those places started limiting the 200 rate to just 30 minutes... many guys griped about that, but those other AMPs are now pretty much sticking to 30 minutes for 200, whereas you'll still get 45 minutes at A2.

Next time I will just go there on a early weekend morning when the traffic isn't so bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Sorry to let you know that "Disney Traffic" doesn't take the weekend off! Over the last few years, I-4 has become a PARKING lot in the eastbound direction SEVEN DAYS A WEEK from early morning until, AT LEAST, midday or later, and this occurs from around mile-marker 50 to around mile-marker 62 to 65, then it frees up a bit, then clogs up again a few miles later. In the afternoon, I-4 westbound is a parking lot from right where "World Drive" (mile-marker 62) dumps huge volumes of traffic from Magic Kingdom/Epcot/etc. onto west-bound I-4, creating quite a bottleneck of merging traffic. The sorry thing about all that is that, for whatever reason, the Transportation-Wizards responsible for planning traffic flow seem to have failed to provide enough alternate routes or roadways for that traffic. Anyway, you're gonna hit delays almost any time of day or night, unless you want to travel between midnight and 6am, then get breakfast at Denny's until the AMPs start opening up around 9am. LOL!

[AirTouchOne]

So, I drove out to Orlando to visit Kiki and everything you read on here is true about her. Her english is good so no issues in trying to understand her and she was wearing her kitty ears. One thing that was mentioned here is people are getting a one hour appointment for two roses but it's actually just 45 minutes for me. Did they short me 15 minutes? At any rate it was a good appointment and the only thing I didn't like was the I4 traffic! Next time I will just go there on a early weekend morning when the traffic isn't so bad.

[Skin87]

Thanks to Dancer12's review I made a visit to 16X Happy Feet and this one could be a hidden gem! I met 2 nice looking Asian MILF's, Lisa and Nancy, both good attitude, eager to please and play. I thought the gals looked on par for 2nd tier AMP. They're not as hot at Yoko or PT or Palace or Vinca et al, but certainly not old fuglies. Lisa appeared to be the older, looks upper 40's to 50's, with a banging body and Nancy was slightly younger, looks high 30's to 40's, with bigger tits and a softer body type. You can probably add 10 years easy for real ages. LOL. Lisa has a tighter bod, smaller perky tits and shaved kitty. Nancy has more curves with bigger natural tits and giant areola like pepperoni and small Bush. I would not call either of them fatty's, Nancy does have a little rice belly, unless using a strict gym nazi definition of fatty.

Started with short light massage with lots of teasing and groping, including some FIV with Nancy getting her warmed up. They started a slow HJ with me still face down hips raised; one slow stoking and one playing with my balls, then switch and repeat. I was rock hard in no time and ready to flip. After the flip, they both ditched every shred of clothing immediately and were ready to play. I had 4 tits, 2 pussies and 2 asses to play with, I was like a kid in a candy store! After a lot of mutual 3 way groping, sucking tits, FIV and LFK, they got me settled in for the finale. Lisa jumped on the table between my legs, while Nancy came up to my head. I was sucking Nancy's tits and FIV while she played with my balls and Lisa stoked the best HE I've had in a while, variable speed and pressure etc, not the lame AMP jackhammer shit. Someone was playing with my starfish as well. Absolute bliss. The only thing better would have been one riding my cock and one riding my face!! Blasted load like 10 gun salute. Cleaned up, some light head and should rub, then candy water and back in the FL sunshine.

100 HHR and laid out 80 each at the start, I was hoping the higher donation would jump us to the FS conversation for say 100-120 each, so I may have gone a little high for double HE. Although, I expect that they may not have jumped into their birthday suits and onto the table so fast with 40 each laying out. IDK. I'll pay 80-100 for a "high mileage" HE; one of my ATF's (Korean spinner now retired) would jump on the table full naked and straddle your hips like CG or spin around 69 pussy in your face for the HE. Mind blowing and bros lined up around the block for that HE experience.

I'm planning to go back latter this week or next week to fuck one, hell maybe both, but one for sure, probably Lisa. Now if we could them on the Orlando 4 hands plan of 80 HR, 160 FS and 100 for second girl! Perhaps BBFS or Greek?? Ok. Now I'm really dreaming. Go give them spin!

This place sounds amazing. Do they have a table shower or is it the wrong county?

[Brasky]

Thanks to Dancer12's review I made a visit to 16X Happy Feet and this one could be a hidden gem! I met 2 nice looking Asian MILF's, Lisa and Nancy, both good attitude, eager to please and play. I thought the gals looked on par for 2nd tier AMP. They're not as hot at Yoko or PT or Palace or Vinca et al, but certainly not old fuglies. Lisa appeared to be the older, looks upper 40's to 50's, with a banging body and Nancy was slightly younger, looks high 30's to 40's, with bigger tits and a softer body type. You can probably add 10 years easy for real ages. LOL. Lisa has a tighter bod, smaller perky tits and shaved kitty. Nancy has more curves with bigger natural tits and giant areola like pepperoni and small Bush. I would not call either of them fatty's, Nancy does have a little rice belly, unless using a strict gym nazi definition of fatty.

Started with short light massage with lots of teasing and groping, including some FIV with Nancy getting her warmed up. They started a slow HJ with me still face down hips raised; one slow stoking and one playing with my balls, then switch and repeat. I was rock hard in no time and ready to flip. After the flip, they both ditched every shred of clothing immediately and were ready to play. I had 4 tits, 2 pussies and 2 asses to play with, I was like a kid in a candy store! After a lot of mutual 3 way groping, sucking tits, FIV and LFK, they got me settled in for the finale. Lisa jumped on the table between my legs, while Nancy came up to my head. I was sucking Nancy's tits and FIV while she played with my balls and Lisa stoked the best HE I've had in a while, variable speed and pressure etc, not the lame AMP jackhammer shit. Someone was playing with my starfish as well. Absolute bliss. The only thing better would have been one riding my cock and one riding my face!! Blasted load like 10 gun salute. Cleaned up, some light head and should rub, then candy water and back in the FL sunshine.

100 HHR and laid out 80 each at the start, I was hoping the higher donation would jump us to the FS conversation for say 100-120 each, so I may have gone a little high for double HE. Although, I expect that they may not have jumped into their birthday suits and onto the table so fast with 40 each laying out. IDK. I'll pay 80-100 for a "high mileage" HE; one of my ATF's (Korean spinner now retired) would jump on the table full naked and straddle your hips like CG or spin around 69 pussy in your face for the HE. Mind blowing and bros lined up around the block for that HE experience.

I'm planning to go back latter this week or next week to fuck one, hell maybe both, but one for sure, probably Lisa. Now if we could them on the Orlando 4 hands plan of 80 HR, 160 FS and 100 for second girl! Perhaps BBFS or Greek?? Ok. Now I'm really dreaming. Go give them spin!

[Tony200]

Went to Apollo beach in my dream last night, older lady mid fifties Michelle I think quick massage topless no lower roaming aloud, BBBJ no cim in mouth, don't think I will dream about her anymore.