Massage Parlor Reports

**SlimHunter** · 11-01-15 17:22

1. I hate myself for even writing this report about the dream I had. 2. YMMV greatly-always keep that in mind so you are not disappointed.

I fell asleep and had a dream where I found myself at crystal's. I followed the recent advice Parked elsewhere walked over. Mamasan was courteous as always and lots of fun. Taken to a room and in walks Sophia, young looking slim somewhat tall and beautiful as you can imagine literally a dream come true. For the record this is the second dream there the last one was about 6-12 months ago. The last dream I had was with sky we all know she is awesome. Sophia may be better, great table shower took extra extra care of all the important parts. Back to the room great massage worked out all the kinks. Next thing I know I feel a sort of flicker in a very comfortable spot. But it couldn't be could it?. Gentleman. Yes it was. It was the beginning of a very spirited BBBJ. Aka the holly grail!! Still unsure I flipped over as she got comfortable so the angle would be better and lord behold I did not imagine it. This all was happening even before the negotiations began!! . once business was taken care off there was a sudden camio of a rain coat. But requested to hold off and the before mention oddity continued. We eventually needeed the coat since it began to rain, ran through a couple of manuevers when suddently the rain stops and the coat comes off in order to continue the relief of tension above the neck once more. We needed the coat once more as it started to rain again and more evasive manuvers followed which lead to a climatic ending where I woke up in a cold sweat.

A word of caution to all. I donot kniw if this was a one time dream or if it will be a recurring set. I consider myself a bit out of shape but you can tell that at one point I used to be in shape. I am told by many that I am very handsome and that I have the Samoan look. I normally say thanks and brush it off but I am starting to believe the hype. All of this may have helped play part as to the direction the dream took.

Damage was the normal. 8 + 1. 6- and zero complaints from me. Sophia looked at me and said. "You superman". Going to put that obe on the win column!

(I can hear everyone running to the Rx store to buy all available sleeping pills).

Be safe and happy hunting.

**Mich4823** · 10-29-15 14:15

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

Depending on the area you are in, and the time of day, my advice is to park one block away from the AMPs you visit. After years of going to AMPs, I have found the measure to be prudent. This way, your vehicle, and your identity, will not be associated with the AMP business. A couple of years ago, I visited an AMP that the Health Department was staking out, and I was very happy that I had parked at a nearby business about a block away. Stay safe.

Years ago, back when I was just barely old enough to drive, I worked as a personal chauffer. It is always better to park a block away even if you are just going to a strip club. Never know who will recognize your car. Neighbors, co workers, wife / girlfriend. Never leads to anything good.

**HardBall99** · 10-28-15 23:39

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

Depending on the area you are in, and the time of day, my advice is to park one block away from the AMPs you visit. After years of going to AMPs, I have found the measure to be prudent. This way, your vehicle, and your identity, will not be associated with the AMP business. A couple of years ago, I visited an AMP that the Health Department was staking out, and I was very happy that I had parked at a nearby business about a block away. Stay safe.

It goes without saying that AMPs in strip centers can create problems for other businesses that share the same parking lot. Many times someone takes it upon themselves to make life miserable to anyone who patronizes such an establishment.

On a visit to California I visited an AMP that was in the same general shopping area as a small private elementary school. I had walked to the place and saw some dude in a nondescript sedan sitting in the parking lot. I was suspicious so I went into a nearby convenience store and looked out the window. The guy just sat there for about 1/2 hour, then drove off. I started to move toward the AMP, but, guess what, he came back and parked in another spot! After a while he finally drove off, and I watched his car go down the road. Fortunately, since I had walked there, I had no worry about my plate being seen and recorded.

In my home area of West Pasco, there is a well known AMP in a strip mall with a hair salon, real estate office and assorted other businesses. The word is out that the other business owners take down plate numbers of the AMP patrons. My solution is to go there in the evening after the other businesses are closed. I know that is not workable with some people, so the idea of parking a distance away is probably the best way to go.

**MrDollar** · 10-28-15 21:59

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

Depending on the area you are in, and the time of day, my advice is to park one block away from the AMPs you visit. After years of going to AMPs, I have found the measure to be prudent. This way, your vehicle, and your identity, will not be associated with the AMP business. A couple of years ago, I visited an AMP that the Health Department was staking out, and I was very happy that I had parked at a nearby business about a block away. Stay safe.

This is some really good advice and everyone should follow this advice.

**Call234** · 10-28-15 12:02

Originally Posted by MrDollar [View Original Post]

WOW. This is crazy for real, so I called my friend and told him. He then told me that something he saw his first time here (he only been there twice). He parked on the back and when he was leaving, he saw a vehicle parked by the school on the back also. He did not think anything of it and that is why he didn't say anything to me. Well he is glad that his last visit made him quit the game completely.

Depending on the area you are in, and the time of day, my advice is to park one block away from the AMPs you visit. After years of going to AMPs, I have found the measure to be prudent. This way, your vehicle, and your identity, will not be associated with the AMP business. A couple of years ago, I visited an AMP that the Health Department was staking out, and I was very happy that I had parked at a nearby business about a block away. Stay safe.

**Call234** · 10-28-15 11:50

Originally Posted by Mich4823 [View Original Post]

I would suggest Kim's Sophia is my ATF.

Thanks for the advice. I will post a report if I am able to go there for a visit. Stay safe.

**MrDollar** · 10-27-15 22:34

Originally Posted by Slyasafox [View Original Post]

I just don't know the name of this place but it is the one that just says massage on the sign. On Gunn Highway next to the pizza place.

I had a really strange thing happen today. I went in this afternoon for a massage and was ready to pay and realized I left my wallet in my car. When I walked out someone was behind my car taking a picture of my license plate. I questioned him and he said he was doing nothing. I saw what he did and I became pretty mouthy with him almost to the point of a threat. He showed me a badge and said he was conducting an investigation and I better back down or he would arrest me. He had on regular clothes. He asked me what I was doing there and I told him nothing, it was none of his business. I told him I just walked in and came right back out and he said he knows. I got in my car and drove away. Keep alert there.

I've read on this board for a while now and don't like to post but I figure this needs posting. I'm not sure what's going on but kept thinking about it all day. The only thing I can come up with is this place is having problems or perhaps there is a school right next door. Perhaps that has something to do with it.

I went on elsewhere to have a wonderful experience.

WOW. This is crazy for real, so I called my friend and told him. He then told me that something he saw his first time here (he only been there twice). He parked on the back and when he was leaving, he saw a vehicle parked by the school on the back also. He did not think anything of it and that is why he didn't say anything to me. Well he is glad that his last visit made him quit the game completely.

**Mich4823** · 10-27-15 10:06

Originally Posted by Call234 [View Original Post]

I may have an opportunity to visit an AMP in Tampa this week. I was considering Orange, Yoshiko, or Crystal. Which one currently has the best lineup? Thanks in advance. Stay safe.

I would suggest Kim's Sophia is my ATF.

**TBone6966** · 10-26-15 21:56

Originally Posted by NoJokers [View Original Post]

Can confirm Sophia and Mia are in the lineup. If you want an LMT, Sophia is NOT your girl. If you want to straight up bang a hot girl. Perfect.

Nicole start there about 2 weeks ago and is a great young lady who gives you a really nice GFE. She communicates better than most and is interesting to talk to about music and travel spots. She provides a nice shower experience with surprising attention to the backdoor opening. She gives an above average, firm massage with hands and forearms. She is very affectionate, so her treat her right. She loves to be massaged followed by DATY. She is a sweetheart.

**Tim Fromfl** · 10-26-15 08:53

It's been a while since my last post as I have been trying to maintain a low profile for a while. I wanted to splurge on myself this week and get a 4 handed massage. I'd prefer an independent (non-shop) provider but shops are welcome also. Any recommendations?

**Call234** · 10-25-15 23:09

I may have an opportunity to visit an AMP in Tampa this week. I was considering Orange, Yoshiko, or Crystal. Which one currently has the best lineup? Thanks in advance. Stay safe.

**Joe Pumper** · 10-25-15 14:37

Originally Posted by AlabamabOn [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago I mentioned hearing about a new girl at Crystal, who the Mamasan was excited about. Got no responses, so figured screw it, I'd TOFTT for once.

Go in, ask about her. Get directed to the room, and she walks in a minute later. Says her name is Lexi, visiting from Hawaii. 5'8" with her heels, smallish (but natural) breasts, and wider, delicious hips. Ask for the TS, very light. No scrub, just rubbing on and washing off soap. But good attention to the goods.

The actual massage itself was similar. Very light, mostly just rubbing lotion in, neck to food. Mild roaming (didn't press too far, so don't know limit- I usually try to relax and enjoy the massage at this point).

On the flip, usual offer made. Dress slipped off, and I was very happy with what I saw. Nice pink ones, small but dainty top, and grab-able backside. Large tattoo on her back, very sexy if you're into that.

Went straight for CBJ. Asked her to rotate for dual dining, she said she doesn't like licking there, so DATY is off the table. But she rotated some to allow roaming while she went to town. Switched to mish, went for a bit before I had to slow my role a bit, enjoy the view. Switched to K9 to finish.

So not the greatest I've gotten a massage from overall, but higher up in terms of looks, and I liked the novelty of an "american" at a KAMP. If you're interested, jump on it, because she said she's leaving by halloween!

Just got back from seeing her, I didn't see your review before I left. Your review is spot on, and I ended up with her bbecause my normal favorites in there have rotated out. Definitely wasn't disappointed, but the massage and TS were exactly as you described. She was hot though.

**AlabamabOn** · 10-25-15 01:56

A few weeks ago I mentioned hearing about a new girl at Crystal, who the Mamasan was excited about. Got no responses, so figured screw it, I'd TOFTT for once.

Go in, ask about her. Get directed to the room, and she walks in a minute later. Says her name is Lexi, visiting from Hawaii. 5'8" with her heels, smallish (but natural) breasts, and wider, delicious hips. Ask for the TS, very light. No scrub, just rubbing on and washing off soap. But good attention to the goods.

The actual massage itself was similar. Very light, mostly just rubbing lotion in, neck to food. Mild roaming (didn't press too far, so don't know limit- I usually try to relax and enjoy the massage at this point).

On the flip, usual offer made. Dress slipped off, and I was very happy with what I saw. Nice pink ones, small but dainty top, and grab-able backside. Large tattoo on her back, very sexy if you're into that.

Went straight for CBJ. Asked her to rotate for dual dining, she said she doesn't like licking there, so DATY is off the table. But she rotated some to allow roaming while she went to town. Switched to mish, went for a bit before I had to slow my role a bit, enjoy the view. Switched to K9 to finish.

So not the greatest I've gotten a massage from overall, but higher up in terms of looks, and I liked the novelty of an "american" at a KAMP. If you're interested, jump on it, because she said she's leaving by halloween!

**Slyasafox** · 10-24-15 19:41

So after a bad experience a couple hours before as I posted earlier I went to Ocean looking for Stacy. I walked in and found her to be as described as reported. She was younger and really cute. I decided for the 1 hour massage and paid $70 for the massage and table shower.

Stacy led me to the table shower room after I disrobed and laid me down and proceeded to wash me all over. This was a really nice experience as she really did a nice job. She dried me off and we went to the massage room.

She started to do some light stretching and massaging then followed with oil. Actually she gave an excellent massage which surprised me. Usually in an AMP the massage is not good. She also spent a great deal of time on the massage which was nice. On the flip side she was almost finished with time and looked at me kind of sexy. She knew what I was hoping for as I was standing at attention. I wasn't sure the procedure here so I moved her hand where it needed to be and let her do her thing. She really took her time and did it very patiently as I like. She was very nice to talk to as she spoke pretty good english. I gave her 50 for the job she did and she was happy with that.

When I was leaving I saw another girl there behind the counter and went to talk to her. I couldn't understand the name she gave me but she said she was new and just started Thursday. She was actually really young and beautiful. Its not often you see someone looking as beautiful as this at an AMP. She seemed about 25 or 30 I would guess. I will go back Sunday to see her.

**Slyasafox** · 10-24-15 19:22

I just don't know the name of this place but it is the one that just says massage on the sign. On Gunn Highway next to the pizza place.

I had a really strange thing happen today. I went in this afternoon for a massage and was ready to pay and realized I left my wallet in my car. When I walked out someone was behind my car taking a picture of my license plate. I questioned him and he said he was doing nothing. I saw what he did and I became pretty mouthy with him almost to the point of a threat. He showed me a badge and said he was conducting an investigation and I better back down or he would arrest me. He had on regular clothes. He asked me what I was doing there and I told him nothing, it was none of his business. I told him I just walked in and came right back out and he said he knows. I got in my car and drove away. Keep alert there.

I've read on this board for a while now and don't like to post but I figure this needs posting. I'm not sure what's going on but kept thinking about it all day. The only thing I can come up with is this place is having problems or perhaps there is a school right next door. Perhaps that has something to do with it.

I went on elsewhere to have a wonderful experience.