Massage Parlor Reports

[TTY954]

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

Text one and wait 15 minutes. You will usually get a very detailed reply with rates and location. No reply after 15 minutes, text the next one.

They usually have a couple of rooms with girls so you don't get the room till one is ready. I've had the girl get texted by the handler to rush me because they have more guys in the parking lot. Never believe what the handler says about service. Just expect a short massage, covered BJ and quickie and "bye honey you come back."

[Brasky]

Just text number in ad and go fuck. Keep it simple.

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[Brasky]

Once I got a 2 girl upgrade for $40. Show up. 2 girls in room. They wanted $100 extra, but I only had $40, so they too it!!

Now disclose, it was the worst threesome I've ever had. LOL.

Well I remember two. One was smoking hot and I was all over that like white on rice. She never came back, but boy I missed her. They used the same name the next time they were in town. I walked into room all horned up and it was two strange chicks. Only time in my life I literally pulled away and walked out. They probably weren't ugly, but not the one I was expecting. I was pissed.

Another was chunky but nice and decent service. She gave me her private cell to bypass the handler. She later asked me to move her from west shore to Brandon as she rotated around. During the dive she told me I was her boyfriend and we were moving to Miami together, LOL. She paid for the ride with a free session in the new room. Not sure if she ever came back either.

[Brasky]

Just text number in ad and go fuck. Keep it simple.

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[RaulBrudda123]

Adult Search.com. Filter for Asian escorts. Agency girls from NY or CA. Fake pics. Phone number is a booker. Incall usually by airport. Typical rates 120 QV and 140 HHR etc. Sometimes you find a hottie, sometimes a fugly. Advantage is quick easy booking and convenience to bust a nut. Be prepared to walk if you hit a fugly land mine, or stay and fuck her because you're already here cowboy! LOL.

Please note, these are NOT the amazing K Girl agencies. They are Chinese MILF types often from Frushing Kreens. Good luck!

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[Bearing100]

I'm going to be in Clearwater Beach in a few weeks for a conference. I would like to get a recommendation for an AMP nearby. I only want a real massage with HJ, no oral or FS. If the lady gets naked, that's a definite plus. Tia.

If that's it. Probably LW Western on Cleveland Ave would be the closest.

[RedneckStud]

I'm going to be in Clearwater Beach in a few weeks for a conference. I would like to get a recommendation for an AMP nearby. I only want a real massage with HJ, no oral or FS. If the lady gets naked, that's a definite plus. Tia.

[TTY954]

I've tried this service a few times. Once was two cute Chinese. Great service. The next time was older chunky Chinese but a solid provider. Ended up being close friends until she got arrested. They turn and burn a lot of dudes so don't waste time. Just get right too it. The hotel has to know what's going on. I didn't feel unsafe or like they were going to pull some sketchy shit. They rotate around where the handlers send them.

Well I remember two. One was smoking hot and I was all over that like white on rice. She never came back, but boy I missed her. They used the same name the next time they were in town. I walked into room all horned up and it was two strange chicks. Only time in my life I literally pulled away and walked out. They probably weren't ugly, but not the one I was expecting. I was pissed.

Another was chunky but nice and decent service. She gave me her private cell to bypass the handler. She later asked me to move her from west shore to Brandon as she rotated around. During the dive she told me I was her boyfriend and we were moving to Miami together, LOL. She paid for the ride with a free session in the new room. Not sure if she ever came back either.

[TexasFox]

You learn something new, I've seen those ads but they just always looked so fake to me since one ad would literally have like 4-5 different numbers on the post haha.

I've tried this service a few times. Once was two cute Chinese. Great service. The next time was older chunky Chinese but a solid provider. Ended up being close friends until she got arrested. They turn and burn a lot of dudes so don't waste time. Just get right too it. The hotel has to know what's going on. I didn't feel unsafe or like they were going to pull some sketchy shit. They rotate around where the handlers send them.

[Star93]

You learn something new, I've seen those ads but they just always looked so fake to me since one ad would literally have like 4-5 different numbers on the post haha.

Adult Search.com. Filter for Asian escorts. Agency girls from NY or CA. Fake pics. Phone number is a booker. Incall usually by airport. Typical rates 120 QV and 140 HHR etc. Sometimes you find a hottie, sometimes a fugly. Advantage is quick easy booking and convenience to bust a nut. Be prepared to walk if you hit a fugly land mine, or stay and fuck her because you're already here cowboy! LOL.

Please note, these are NOT the amazing K Girl agencies. They are Chinese MILF types often from Frushing Kreens. Good luck!

[Brasky]

Adult Search.com. Filter for Asian escorts. Agency girls from NY or CA. Fake pics. Phone number is a booker. Incall usually by airport. Typical rates 120 QV and 140 HHR etc. Sometimes you find a hottie, sometimes a fugly. Advantage is quick easy booking and convenience to bust a nut. Be prepared to walk if you hit a fugly land mine, or stay and fuck her because you're already here cowboy! LOL.

Please note, these are NOT the amazing K Girl agencies. They are Chinese MILF types often from Frushing Kreens. Good luck!

Pray tell. How do we find said Hotel Asians?

[YoungXxstreep]

Haven't tried Osaka since 2016 - figured it was due for another go.

Called ahead and given the go-ahead to come over. Arrived and paid HHR $0.60 for massage and standing shower with Sunny. At first I passed on standing shower as I assumed it would be just me rinsing off, but come to find out was her washing me all over, just without the shower bed to lay on. Plenty of teasing and enjoyable experience getting clean.

Led back to room, and laid an additional $0.60 on table for a hopeful level 1 ending. I don't enjoy haggling when it's time to turn over, and would rather enjoy a good massage and conversation / flirting. 7/10 on massage with plenty of grazing, turn-over and 8/10 on ending with hand roaming allowed.

Positive: Sunny was very fun / giggly / personable, and 7/10 in looks. Not a spinner but quite decent for her age (probably higher 40's). Great shower and massage, not a clock watcher and unrushed.

Negative: absolutely hate going through the front door facing the street. She did allow for me to exit through the back, will try to enter there next time (asking permission on the phone before of course).

[Bachatero]

Pray tell. How do we find said Hotel Asians?

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

The bad. First, the placed smell like they had a broken shitter pipe. For real smelled like row of plastic concert outhouses. WTF?? However, the real disappointment was the outlandish attempt at price gouging. Can I report them to the Florida Hurricane Price Gouging hotline? Anyway. During the massage we talked about Yoshiko closing and PT, Kay's says she is from ATL just like the KHBFF club, and claimed to know Nicole and Soda. GA peach plates on car outside, story seems legit. So flip time is when things go south, its always flip time right?. At the start I placed 140 on the night stand, expecting HHR, after paying the house fee. I don't like to haggle and normally goto places with an established menu and 99-100 works fine with 160. So Kay grabs the 140 and says not enough for boom boom and only HE. I told her, sorry if 140 too short for boom boom, but 140 should get HE and BJ 69 DATY etc. etc. But she keeps insisting only HE, take off dress but not touchy no sucky, me or her. At that my fellow mongers is when Kay put herself in checkmate. She puts the 140 on the bed fanned out next to me, saying not enough no enough. I scooped that 140 up in a tight fist and said, no problem, just finish massage baby. To he credit I got 5-10 more minutes massage. She stood in corner pouting while I got dressed. Gave 20 tip for good massage and told mamasan Kay no good. Hope she liked making 20 vs 100-140. Wonder if she knows the story of Icharis or a similar asian parable? I admit I got lucky and could have gotten fleeced; I have no problem laying out donation in advance at well reviewed places. Just makes things a more seamless no haggle smooth experience.

Left Orange and text on of those hotel Asians. I was balls deep in Emily a Chinese MILF off Westshore 15 minutes later for 140 for 30 min. Had a dragon tattoo from belly to her pussy. Only disappointment was I could not talk her into BBFS even with a fat tip. Sometimes you get a winner winner chicken dinner with hotel Asians. Sometimes hotel Asians you get a fugly and walk away.

Monger on. Cheers!

[RaulBrudda123]

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

Hey man, tried to pm but your inbox is full. What do you mean by hotel Asians? I am not familiar with what you are talking about. Can you explain please? I am interested in seeing Emily.

[CountryBoy8]

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

Link for Emily with the dragon tattoo?