Massage Parlor Reports

[Random Guy 12]

I drove past this place a few times so I decided to check it out. I go in, nice looking Asian lady shows me to a room after I give her $80 for the $70 hour. She tells me to wait 5 minutes. I hear someone else leaving complaining that it was less than an hour, then a minute or two later she shows up in my room. She gave me a pretty great massage at first, but then got on a call with her friend and chatted in presumably Chinese for a while. I only realized she hung up when she decided the massage was done and that it was time to talk business. Paid $120 for a blowjob. She asked for more and then decided it was fine.

Comes back with I think plastic wrap instead of a condom. Second time I've seen this ghetto technique LOL. Blowjob was pretty good and after I busted she didn't want to massage anymore. Asked for my change on the way out and she laughed and didn't want to give it to me. I had figured that was going to happen anyway, and wasn't going to cause an issue over $10. Maybe the extra money will help her buy real condoms?

And yeah, it was significantly less than an hour. The wait time made it hard to tell if it was closer to 30 min or 45, but it wasn't 60 for sure. It's too bad. The massage was good while it lasted, and if she was a bit less scummy I would be back. If you want to give it a try just pay for 1/2 an hour and pay exact LOL.

[BiffButthead]

Paradise Spa is an aromatherapy spa in Brandon. Search on Paradisespa14.

There is a place called "Happy Massage" at a Business Center on Oakfield which has all the indications of being the sort of place you're looking for; open till 10; attractive Asian girls, only a towel for modesty. But the one time I went I struck out. Possibly because I am new or possibly because I mistook the services.

She allowed my limited otc hands, but nothing else. I should have probably guessed it when she came in wearing bluejeans.

[LimeyBloaker]

Hey, did I see a Post saying Amber at ACE was back? Last time I went in Feb she was gone? If she is let me know either in pvt or here. I miss that tightness!

Thanks.

I stopped by and had a good time and all.

I have to say though, playing with the community chest is not the same as dippin me John Thomas from the public well. I mean, I never know what I might draw up!

She wanted to shag the first time I went, but I could not get past her hoover skills.

[CountryBoy8]

Paradise Spa is an aromatherapy spa in Brandon. Search on Paradisespa14.

Thank you, I have sampled most of the menu there. Was looking more for the AMP.

[QuartzB]

Any good massage parlors in Brandon? HE? FS?

Paradise Spa is an aromatherapy spa in Brandon. Search on Paradisespa14.

[CountryBoy8]

Any good massage parlors in Brandon? HE? FS?

[PSmith0380]

Hey all, I am so over the asian massage places, I would like to go to a white American girl, in the past you could look at Backpage and or Craigs list, now where can you go? Any help would be appreciated.

Search and filter results on TER.

[RaulBrudda123]

Text one and wait 15 minutes. You will usually get a ver detailed reply with rates and location. No reply after 15 minutes, text the next one.

They usually have a couple of rooms with girls so you don't get the room till one is ready. I've had the girl get texted by the handler to rush me because they have more guys in the parking lot. Never believe what the handler says about service. Just expect a short massage, covered BJ and quickie and "bye honey you come back" .

Just text number in ad and go fuck. Keep it simple.

Hahahaha I might have just overthinking this but thank you guys I will give this a try and see what happen. Hopefully my first one won't be a fugly.

[TTY954]

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

Text one and wait 15 minutes. You will usually get a ver detailed reply with rates and location. No reply after 15 minutes, text the next one.

They usually have a couple of rooms with girls so you don't get the room till one is ready. I've had the girl get texted by the handler to rush me because they have more guys in the parking lot. Never believe what the handler says about service. Just expect a short massage, covered BJ and quickie and "bye honey you come back" .

[Brasky]

Just text number in ad and go fuck. Keep it simple.

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[Brasky]

Once I got a 2 girl upgrade for $40. Show up. 2 girls in room. They wanted $100 extra, but I only had $40, so they too it!!

Now disclose, it was the worst threesome I've ever had. LOL.

Well I remember two. One was smoking hot and I was all over that like white on rice. She never came back, but boy I missed her. They used the same name the next time they were in town. I walked into room all horned up and it was two strange chicks. Only time in my life I literally pulled away and walked out. They probably weren't ugly, but not the one I was expecting. I was pissed.

Another was chunky but nice and decent service. She gave me her private cell to bypass the handler. She later asked me to move her from west shore to Brandon as she rotated around. During the dive she told me I was her boyfriend and we were moving to Miami together, LOL. She paid for the ride with a free session in the new room. Not sure if she ever came back either.

[Brasky]

Just text number in ad and go fuck. Keep it simple.

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[RaulBrudda123]

Adult Search.com. Filter for Asian escorts. Agency girls from NY or CA. Fake pics. Phone number is a booker. Incall usually by airport. Typical rates 120 QV and 140 HHR etc. Sometimes you find a hottie, sometimes a fugly. Advantage is quick easy booking and convenience to bust a nut. Be prepared to walk if you hit a fugly land mine, or stay and fuck her because you're already here cowboy! LOL.

Please note, these are NOT the amazing K Girl agencies. They are Chinese MILF types often from Frushing Kreens. Good luck!

Bro so the booker book a hotel for us with their money? Do I just text or call any number because like there are a bunch of different numbers in the posts?

[Bearing100]

I'm going to be in Clearwater Beach in a few weeks for a conference. I would like to get a recommendation for an AMP nearby. I only want a real massage with HJ, no oral or FS. If the lady gets naked, that's a definite plus. Tia.

If that's it. Probably LW Western on Cleveland Ave would be the closest.

[RedneckStud]

I'm going to be in Clearwater Beach in a few weeks for a conference. I would like to get a recommendation for an AMP nearby. I only want a real massage with HJ, no oral or FS. If the lady gets naked, that's a definite plus. Tia.