Massage Parlor Reports

[ItsNotJames1]

Spent the last few days trying to schedule things, couldn't believe at the end of the month getting no replies and striking out across the board. Then had a sketchy interaction at the 6 that I just noped out of. So decided to hit up Palace, hadn't been back after a mediocre experience with someone I can't remember the name of.

Ivy gave one of the best massages I've had at an AMP. I know the script, she definitely put her own spin on things. Even the ts was actually fun, usually for me that parts a little awkward (excluding Milk in Orlando), but she was sensual and fun with it. Perfect build, a bit taller, fit, and actually friendly. I know the age guessing thing with AMPs is tricky, asian don't raisin, but she looks in later 20's, so reality maybe mid30's, personally I think she was gorgeous. As for after the flip, started with the script, but then after a few she actually got into it. I know there's a lot of acting in the business but she had fun too. We both needed a breather afterwards. Really playful which I find refreshing. Olivia at Palace was tops to me, she was my who set the AMP bar provider, but don't think she's returning and that was years ago. Ivy is my new favorite, then Nicole and Joanne at PT.

[Srq2018]

How would you compare Joanne with Nicole? In age, breast / butt size, english speaking, attractiveness, etc? She had left when I saw Nicole so I wasn't able to get a look.

From my brief interaction I would say "twins". Same makeup, facial features, body type etc.

Honestly if I saw them separately I would have a hard time. Side by side, both are petite, cute, smiling faces. Joanne looks like slightly larger or fuller breasts. And I might've guessed slightly older but both look younger than they probably actually are. But age is just a number! Nicole has the body of a twenty something! And I could care less if her actual age is 40 something.

As far as communication She and I had a lengthy conversation about their vacation with no issues.

[Brasky]

I unequivocally echo the fanfare for Milk. Getting inside is a bit like Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. But man the experience is an Asian spinner roller coaster! Buckle up and hang on!!

Another one, if you end up going down the Orlando AMP rabbit hole, watch their thread for reports of Vicky and Nicole returning at Ocean Star. Mind blowing. Thank me later. I know brother Willy knows what I'm talking about with OS.

All that being said, our local Big 3 and the Korean Hottie BFF Club are pretty amazing as well. I make the Mad Max I4 drive once or twice or month, Milk is absolutely bomb, but I'm not making that drive every time I want to hit the AMP; esp when I have Nicole and Soda et al right in my backyard. Monger on!

Agreed! Since I don't live close to ANYWHERE, I end up driving about the same distance to any AMP from Sarasota to Tampa to Orlando, so I heartily agree that, of all the AMPs in those markets, Milk Massage is consistently the top-drawer destination. Simply cannot be beaten for the most off-the-hook, wildly hedonistic AMP experience. For those that will surely ask, the precise location is 1.5 miles east of I-4 on the north side of East Colonial Drive in central Orlando ... be sure to AVOID the "Massage Dragon" with big red awning just two doors down! The following two JPG pics may help with the location:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...2&d=1655147683
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1655147166

And here's one of their STG ads (from Sept.1st) that shows the address and phone number (no, the pics are NOT the actual girls... sez so right in the ad):
https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...s/349220237811

There are some "quirks" to Milk's operation, so a thorough reading of the Orlando MP thread is highly recommended. For example, the manager, Keiko, is as notoriously beautiful as she is bitchy... don't piss her off, or you'll be kicked out, told never to return, and won't be missed! Also the custom is to simply slide the TOTAL fee (200 for 45 minutes... no longer sessions available/permitted) through the little curtained window in the lobby, after which no further mention of money is made and no additional tipping is necessary. If you "ask how much", Keiko's red-flag is set off and you'll probably miss out on the experience. If you ask for a "line up", you've just pissed her off - have a nice day.

[Why Try]

Agreed! Since I don't live close to ANYWHERE, I end up driving about the same distance to any AMP from Sarasota to Tampa to Orlando, so I heartily agree that, of all the AMPs in those markets, Milk Massage is consistently the top-drawer destination. Simply cannot be beaten for the most off-the-hook, wildly hedonistic AMP experience. For those that will surely ask, the precise location is 1.5 miles east of I-4 on the north side of East Colonial Drive in central Orlando ... be sure to AVOID the "Massage Dragon" with big red awning just two doors down! The following two JPG pics may help with the location:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...2&d=1655147683
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1655147166

And here's one of their STG ads (from Sept.1st) that shows the address and phone number (no, the pics are NOT the actual girls... sez so right in the ad):
https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...s/349220237811

There are some "quirks" to Milk's operation, so a thorough reading of the Orlando MP thread is highly recommended. For example, the manager, Keiko, is as notoriously beautiful as she is bitchy... don't piss her off, or you'll be kicked out, told never to return, and won't be missed! Also the custom is to simply slide the TOTAL fee (200 for 45 minutes... no longer sessions available/permitted) through the little curtained window in the lobby, after which no further mention of money is made and no additional tipping is necessary. If you "ask how much", Keiko's red-flag is set off and you'll probably miss out on the experience. If you ask for a "line up", you've just pissed her off - have a nice day.

NOW! ... the important part: For anyone contemplating making that drive, be aware that eastbound I-4 is virtually at "Stationary Highway" (i.e. you don't move... much) EVERY SINGLE MORNING from around mile marker 53 (northeast of Lakeland) all the way to mile marker 64-65 (Disney exits), and then you're likely to hit 1 to 3 additional stretches of congestion before getting to the East Colonial Drive exit (#84). It'll be the same for westbound in the afternoon! So if your travel times would have you on the road during those horrible hours, plan for AT LEAST a 30 minute traffic delay. Still worth it!

Much appreciation for these very usable specifics of the journey over to Disney World of AMPs. Let's go past Brandon on I-4, dark or not!

[Dr Willy]

Posting on this board just as a recommendation for St. Pete Mongers.

I am visited Orlando recently and, based upon recommendations from there board, I went to Milk Massage today. All I can say is WOW! Paid my $$ to Keko (She escorted me to a room. To my delight, Jina (Gina, but with a J) comes in. Very attractive 30's girl, IMHO. Nice rack with really nice nipples. Regulars know the routine. But, I was very pleased with shower play. She cleaned every spot on my body. Then the TUMA, and BBBJ on flip, in shower. Back to room, and more BBBJ & DATY. She was very clean and tasty. CFS with a remove cover and CIM finish. Again, WOW! I highly recommend the trip on I-4.

DATY.

Agreed! Since I don't live close to ANYWHERE, I end up driving about the same distance to any AMP from Sarasota to Tampa to Orlando, so I heartily agree that, of all the AMPs in those markets, Milk Massage is consistently the top-drawer destination. Simply cannot be beaten for the most off-the-hook, wildly hedonistic AMP experience. For those that will surely ask, the precise location is 1.5 miles east of I-4 on the north side of East Colonial Drive in central Orlando ... be sure to AVOID the "Massage Dragon" with big red awning just two doors down! The following two JPG pics may help with the location:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...2&d=1655147683
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1655147166

And here's one of their STG ads (from Sept.1st) that shows the address and phone number (no, the pics are NOT the actual girls... sez so right in the ad):
https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...s/349220237811

There are some "quirks" to Milk's operation, so a thorough reading of the Orlando MP thread is highly recommended. For example, the manager, Keiko, is as notoriously beautiful as she is bitchy... don't piss her off, or you'll be kicked out, told never to return, and won't be missed! Also the custom is to simply slide the TOTAL fee (200 for 45 minutes... no longer sessions available/permitted) through the little curtained window in the lobby, after which no further mention of money is made and no additional tipping is necessary. If you "ask how much", Keiko's red-flag is set off and you'll probably miss out on the experience. If you ask for a "line up", you've just pissed her off - have a nice day.

NOW! ... the important part: For anyone contemplating making that drive, be aware that eastbound I-4 is virtually at "Stationary Highway" (i.e. you don't move... much) EVERY SINGLE MORNING from around mile marker 53 (northeast of Lakeland) all the way to mile marker 64-65 (Disney exits), and then you're likely to hit 1 to 3 additional stretches of congestion before getting to the East Colonial Drive exit (#84). It'll be the same for westbound in the afternoon! So if your travel times would have you on the road during those horrible hours, plan for AT LEAST a 30 minute traffic delay. Still worth it!

[IluvDaty2011]

Posting on this board just as a recommendation for St. Pete Mongers.

I am visited Orlando recently and, based upon recommendations from there board, I went to Milk Massage today. All I can say is WOW! Paid my $$ to Keko (She escorted me to a room. To my delight, Jina (Gina, but with a J) comes in. Very attractive 30's girl, IMHO. Nice rack with really nice nipples. Regulars know the routine. But, I was very pleased with shower play. She cleaned every spot on my body. Then the TUMA, and BBBJ on flip, in shower. Back to room, and more BBBJ & DATY. She was very clean and tasty. CFS with a remove cover and CIM finish. Again, WOW! I highly recommend the trip on I-4.

DATY.

[Call234]

It's a website.

Thanks. Have a great week.

[Member #6280]

I'm with HornyMan11 on this one. I have been a regular, albeit infrequent, visitor of Pine Tree since 2015. After my first visit, I sat on the table with Tiffany (remember her?) as she generated my membership card (remember those? She was talking aloud as she collected my pseudonym and self-provided member number / birthdate. She showed me the Korean calligraphy data entry on the card. It was interesting and pretty cool. Moving forward, were notes about me as a member also kept on this card? Mannerisms? Hygiene? Tip amount? I don't know. A few visits in, I met June, who gave me a pouty face on the back of what amounted to less than my usual gratuity -- still very acceptably generous by this board's opinions, but less than MY normal. Why the pouty face? Is she entering the session with some knowledge of who I am? Probably.

With or without member cards, owner / managers and providers aren't idiots. If you go somewhere often enough, you will be recognized. Your generosity for a particular level of service will also be recognized and remembered, whether the amount is x or x-40. Outside opinion of my generosity is completely unimportant to me. I, too, pay for what it's worth. To me. A couple of Jacksons is nothing to throw your kimchi against the wall over.

It isn't for anyone else to say what you tip or pay. We're looking for standard rates for people who have never been. So they / we go in knowing how much to bring, generally speaking.

All of this "monger economics" is BS. What evidence do we have of how many of the total customer base of these AMPs or girls in other types of service are actually on here to read the "don't pay more than" posts? How many people go to these AMPs and never use the boards? How are you going to control what they tip? What evidence do you have that it worked and people paid differently if you DID think most mongers use boards? You simply don't have a verified number or verified participants in the "monger economics pricing strategy". Yeah yeah yeah "cash is king". "we control the market". Blah blah blah. You only REALLY control what YOU PAY. Others can and will pay what they want. Sour grapes over not being able to pay as much a others isn't going to change a thing.

I guarantee I make a LOT less than most on here. I SAVE MONEY to have these experiences. There is a difference between GPS and girls knowing their worth too. We WANT them to charge the least and do the most. Of course we do! But like in this case and others we've read that frustrate the "monger economists", they paid more than the standard reported tip amount. I have had ZERO issues in 7 years of being in this area of $160 for everything in the hour session being scoffed at. No, most of the girls are fine with it and feel lucky when someone throws a little extra their way.

I think the rates across the board have gotten pretty outrageous too, but not in the AMP realm of the hobby. $160-$200 depending on services offered or in this case an exceptional experience is standard fare and has been for a long time. It's been 60-80 plus 160-200 (leaning closer to the 160 side) for as long as I have been here. Sure guys TRY to negotiate the girls down. I personally HATE the negotiation game. So many guys on here like to brag. PERIOD. Brag about paying less. Brag about having more money. Brag about being better looking. Brag about getting services others haven't gotten. Personally I don't give two SHITS about ANY of that ego BS. If I DID get pressed for money I thought was too much, I get up and leave. $160 is better than $0. If they blow my doors off? Sure, I might just throw a little extra to establish a precedent of "you get $160 for good. You get extra for HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Now in the incall or Strip club realm? Yeah I would tend to agree there is a bit of gouging and overpaying leading to more price gouging. But again, what can I do personally about what someone else pays privately? Shame them on a forum?? Good luck with that. Reward the good. Avoid the bad. Standard the standard. This isn't rocket science.

[PistolDick]

https://twitter.com/april_freckles?t...aS_e7iCpg&s=09

Has anyone seen her? I believe she works at one of the shops in Clearwater.

Please search in Aromatherapy section there are countless reviews on her a few good but a majority not so good. She upsells for subpar performance. And Literally hates men.

[Beluga Man]

I pay what it was worth, I'm not going to try to lowball the girl for giving a phenomenal experience. Most other places have butt ugly old women that just want to make you cum and leave or they constantly have to greet the front door so they leave the massage room every 5-10 minutes, no thank you. Everything about the experience was worth the 200, I'm not worried over $40.

Also, my first AMP experience was at Yoshiko 10 years ago and the asking price was 240 for FS, which I happily paid bc she was hot. I haven't seen AMP prices go up in 10 years, that seems good to me

I'm with HornyMan11 on this one. I have been a regular, albeit infrequent, visitor of Pine Tree since 2015. After my first visit, I sat on the table with Tiffany (remember her?) as she generated my membership card (remember those? She was talking aloud as she collected my pseudonym and self-provided member number / birthdate. She showed me the Korean calligraphy data entry on the card. It was interesting and pretty cool. Moving forward, were notes about me as a member also kept on this card? Mannerisms? Hygiene? Tip amount? I don't know. A few visits in, I met June, who gave me a pouty face on the back of what amounted to less than my usual gratuity -- still very acceptably generous by this board's opinions, but less than MY normal. Why the pouty face? Is she entering the session with some knowledge of who I am? Probably.

With or without member cards, owner / managers and providers aren't idiots. If you go somewhere often enough, you will be recognized. Your generosity for a particular level of service will also be recognized and remembered, whether the amount is x or x-40. Outside opinion of my generosity is completely unimportant to me. I, too, pay for what it's worth. To me. A couple of Jacksons is nothing to throw your kimchi against the wall over.

[Gator1961]

Did a search for "Ivy" and NOTHING Came Up Heard she is a "Legend," so VERY interested in possibly getting together with her at the Palace, but would like to see some reviews first. Can anybody describe her and talk about their experiences with her? Thanks!

Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post in the forum.

I reviewed Ivy recently, report 11410. Highly recommend.

[Loafer Boat]

Any experience with her? I've searched and come up with nothing.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3255543

I saw her about a year ago when she was renting space on Central. I thought that she looked a little better than her photos. It was a good massage and very skilled BBJ. Her prices seemed to jump a lot when she moved out to the beach so I didn't repeat. Not sure if anything else was on the menu.

[Dr Willy]

Did a search for "Ivy" and NOTHING Came Up Heard she is a "Legend," so VERY interested in possibly getting together with her at the Palace, but would like to see some reviews first. Can anybody describe her and talk about their experiences with her?

First of all, the forums on USASG have a limit on search capability in that FOUR CHARACTERS is the minimum search word length (this is to avoid searches on small strings overrunning the server by yielding a million hits for "little words"). None of us really like that, but it is what it needs to be for the board to function properly. NET: You're never going to get a hit on the word "IVY" (or any 3 letter string).

Second, in MY opinion, part of her "Legend" status is due to the simple fact that she disappeared 3 1/2 years ago while in high demand. Don't get me wrong, she is a gorgeous girl (or at least at the last time *I* saw her in 2018). To MY eye (and the best of my almost 4 year recollection), she looked a lot like Miss Korea 2013, as shown in the attached JPG file ... but I'd defer to someone that's seen her in the last few weeks for an assessment if that picture still rings true (gawd! I hope so!).

Ivy's performance will be eerily similar to most ALL of the girls that work out of the Palace Spa, so you could probably search for a review of Minnie (at Palace) and Ivy should measure up well against those descriptions. She is very skilled at all those normal scripted activities and I found her extremely enjoyable every time I visited her back then. I highly recommend.

[HornyMan11]

Please NEVER Go over the Standard Rate. This tends to BOOST prices for Everybody!

I pay what it was worth, I'm not going to try to lowball the girl for giving a phenomenal experience. Most other places have butt ugly old women that just want to make you cum and leave or they constantly have to greet the front door so they leave the massage room every 5-10 minutes, no thank you. Everything about the experience was worth the 200, I'm not worried over $40.

Also, my first AMP experience was at Yoshiko 10 years ago and the asking price was 240 for FS, which I happily paid bc she was hot. I haven't seen AMP prices go up in 10 years, that seems good to me

[HornyMan11]

Let me start by saying thanks to the St Pete Mongers. I'm from the Sarasota area, but started reading yours a long while back mainly for entertainment purposes because you guys have a lot more that choose from and a lot more content. Much like some of the other guys all the comments especially recently about PT, Nicole and Joanne have peaked my interest. I went ahead and picked up the phone made an appointment and made the drive. If you don't feel like reading more I'll just say, it was worth the drive!

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Of course I was introduced to Joanna. They're good friends and Nicole even said don't worry if you come back and see her instead. Trust me, I'm already looking at my schedule trying to figure out when I can carve out the next 3 hours out of my day! I'll skip a couple dinners out to get back there asap.

How would you compare Joanne with Nicole? In age, breast / butt size, english speaking, attractiveness, etc? She had left when I saw Nicole so I wasn't able to get a look.