Massage Parlor Reports

**Peter Rammer** · 02-26-09 15:20

I stopped in there quite a while ago and was not at all impressed with either the looks or attitudes of the staff. Haven't been back since! Can have a much better time with the likes of Hott Diana (Kristen Mcm****) for a lot less $$$$$! IMO the place was mostly a ripoff with promises only partially kept by the staff. Odor there was an issue as well. Why should an 'aromatherapy' joint smell like an old saloon? Beesches need to wash their azzes and their clothes!

**R Consultant** · 02-26-09 14:25

Two posts for one so I can combine this-

Four4Five-I'm happy somebody got to use a little intel and pound a shrub senseless and got some results. Plus you saved some coin at Leslie's bargain basement dollar days. WoW!! I better start cutting coupons to get some better deals out there--LOL!

CB:
Thanks for the props, I just get around now and then. Plus when you have lived in the area your whole life you just know where the shizz is going down most the time.
Seems like the Ho's are trying to ghost ride out on the mongers alot more these days. So you are right stay on top of your A-game or you will be looking at an empty wallet from these ho's.

Happy Hunting..

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And most AMPS even have mints by the door. The trick is getting the girls to suck on one. Sometimes I think they are quicker to stick their tongues anywhere else than on a mint!. What can we do? Peppermint condoms???

ps - RCONSULTANT- you are the "Alpha Monger" here and there is no need to apologize re: 73rd. You have always given out good info. Places change, girls lie, some girls even change what they will do and for how much within the same day. That's why YMMV is such a reality in this hobby and why it's important to rely on the "current" reports and not the past ones. A great example is the legendary "Osaka Spa" in Tampa which is now the "Osuka Spa"
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Originally Posted by Four For 5

All was not lost RC. I had a good experience after your recommendation with Leslie. Ya, she had tats and a pierced tongue, but a tall and hard body made up for it. A great teasing rub and an awesome finish for. 75 less than most AMPs I've been to.

The 2nd time was horrible, that Asian looks NOTHING like the pics they post.

Memo to the ladies: A rub is for relaxation, when a guy indicates that he is ticklish in a certain area, and you keep tickling him there, HOW THE F*** IS HE SUPPOSED TO RELAX!

As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

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**Clinton Bush** · 02-26-09 13:29

Originally Posted by Four For 5

As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

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And most AMPS even have mints by the door. The trick is getting the girls to suck on one. Sometimes I think they are quicker to stick their tongues anywhere else than on a mint!. What can we do? Peppermint condoms???

ps - RCONSULTANT- you are the "Alpha Monger" here and there is no need to apologize re: 73rd. You have always given out good info. Places change, girls lie, some girls even change what they will do and for how much within the same day. That's why YMMV is such a reality in this hobby and why it's important to rely on the "current" reports and not the past ones. A great example is the legendary "Osaka Spa" in Tampa which is now the "Osuka Spa"

**Four For 5** · 02-26-09 11:04

Originally Posted by R Consultant

To any of you that have gone on my recommendations I do apologize. I will get a better review of a few other MP/AMP and see which ones are rating a little higher

All was not lost RC. I had a good experience after your recommendation with Leslie. Ya, she had tats and a pierced tongue, but a tall and hard body made up for it. A great teasing rub and an awesome finish for. 75 less than most AMPs I've been to.

The 2nd time was horrible, that Asian looks NOTHING like the pics they post.

Memo to the ladies: A rub is for relaxation, when a guy indicates that he is ticklish in a certain area, and you keep tickling him there, HOW THE F*** IS HE SUPPOSED TO RELAX!

As for the piss rag smell, is the kimchi smell really any better?

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**R Consultant** · 02-26-09 08:07

Missing teeth and doesn't even make a decent number on the street walker scale. That is freaking pathetic...

All I can say is when you talk to the so called owner and she promises you one thing and then now we have a variety of guys saying they have issues this is just bad business practices.

To any of you that have gone on my recommendations I do apologize. I will get a better review of a few other MP/AMP and see which ones are rating a little higher

CB needs to get a code word from June so we can fill her pocketbook up with some coins.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]

Originally Posted by Smackthatass

The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. The girls always complain about each other and say the owner is a complete pain and money hungry monger. I swear the place smells like a piss rag or something. I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I stopped in this place once to get some info. The woman who greeted me at the door looked like a SW. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give her a 4. Bad teeth, arm covered in tattoos. Certainly not worth the money they are probably charging.

**Member #5237** · 02-26-09 03:27

[QUOTE=Smackthatass]

The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. The girls always complain about each other and say the owner is a complete pain and money hungry monger. I swear the place smells like a piss rag or something. I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I stopped in this place once to get some info. The woman who greeted me at the door looked like a SW. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give her a 4. Bad teeth, arm covered in tattoos. Certainly not worth the money they are probably charging.

**R Consultant** · 02-26-09 02:11

I had a trick cat off this site give me the 3rd degree about 73rd Aromatherapy on Park tonight,. The trick cat complained the girl was in and out of the room while she was suppose to be doing the deed of the day. I can see where that would piss me off also. She needs to be on the job and trying to make the most of the time allowed.

I guess since I messed up and talked to the owner and she gave a heads up that everything would get better its my own dam fault. But since there seems to be more complaints than happy customers. I would highly suggest you look at other avenues like Pine Tree and others that are getting better reviews.

One reviewer told me the girl wanted to go ahead with no raincoat since he couldn't get off sad part is this puts everyone in jeopardy. That alone makes me want to look in another direction and find a chick with some class. None of us need to get the gift that keeps on giving for a lifetime.

Happy Hunting..

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Originally Posted by Smackthatass
The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. ... I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I was thinking about trying that place out until I read your report.

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**Clinton Bush** · 02-25-09 18:50

Originally Posted by Smackthatass

The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. ... I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I was thinking about trying that place out until I read your report.

**R Consultant** · 02-25-09 14:43

A few years back there used to be a hot azz woman in her late 20's that did massages out of an apartment. Any guy that saw her and she had planned on seeing again she gave them a code word -- The code word she used was "sunshine".

So anybody who went and saw her would say the code word and she knew he was cool from a previous customer. It would make so much sense for these girls to do the same so they would have a better customer service relationship.

Plus the girls would know that one of the previous clients referred them and they should act accordingly instead of a cold shoulder routine.

Happy Hunting..

**Moto Monger** · 02-25-09 11:14

I was in the area so I too decided to try Body Temple. Was greeted at the door by Mama. She was very friendly and led me back too room. Asked me if I ever been there before to which I honestly said, no. She asked for .7 and if I wanted shower. And I did. She took me and gave me shower which was a 4 at best, I mean she was nice but 2 things. She is old and she is old. While washing she lifter her shirt too not get it wet and was not wearing anything under and she was not shy about cleaning me off. I could have done without seeing that though.....LOL. Off too the room and she dried and covered me and began to work my shoulders. I said....whoaaa...are you giving me the massage? "No baby, we few behind, very nice girl be in 10 minute". I said I was good and could wait. In came June 10 minutes later. CB was right, she is very cold personality. Massage was a 7 with very little touching of the goods (probably because I was new). On the flip, without skipping a beat, asked how much money I had too spend in a very business like manner. Not knowing what too expect or seeing a menu I just said lets start at .4. She then went into a very mechanical hj on which she climbed on top of me too give. I let the hands roam and she snapped at me "NO INSIDE". She was wearing a dress with nothing under and I was exploring when she did that. So I just rubbed and she snapped again "NO INSIDE". I finally realized she did not mean in "her" she meant not inside the dress. So I apologized and explained I didnt understand her (as I have been told not inside before but it meant what I was thinking, not IN her). She finished the hj with some help from me because I was a little wierded out at that point. I again apologized and she became more friendly. At that point we were done though. I made small talk and she lightened up some and told me next time I come I can explore more and more options were avail as I was new and she didnt know me. I was fine with that but I probably wont repeat. She does have a nice body but the experience as a whole was not a good one. Even with going back for additional options I would probably still pass. She is also a little too old for me. CBs report I am sure was 100% spot on for those who know her and he described her too a T. I look forward too sampling more of the St Pete and Tampa area. Thanks. MM

**Racerx26** · 02-25-09 10:23

Hey guys,

Visiting the area for one night (tonight) and looking for any suggestions as to the best place to pamper myself for around $$. I am staying near the Clearwater airport and hopefully will be relocating permanently soon. I have ready many posts but am totally unfamiliar with the area.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance

**Racerx26** · 02-25-09 09:05

Hello all,

I am making a quick visit from the frigid north, i have read many of the posts but am unfamiliar with the area. I will be staying out by the Clearwater airport and hoping for some suggestions as to where to enjoy myself this evening without going over $$

Hopefully i will be relocating here and becoming an avid poster on this board

Thanks in advance

**SmackThatAss** · 02-25-09 02:38

I have been shopping these MP and AMP all the time as of late. I have discovered the Final Touch is the best one I have came across. The girls are actually classy and know what customer service is all about.

I have tried Pine Tree and it would be my second choice. The ladies are fun but some are mechanical and they don't let themselves go.

The one I avoid at all cost is 73rd Aroma on Park Blvd. The girls always complain about each other and say the owner is a complete pain and money hungry monger. I swear the place smells like a piss rag or something. I cannot recommend this place for my grandmother to wash her ass in.

I think next I will review the BT everyone is talking about. We need some fresh faces and have a little more variety.

**ChanchoMalo** · 02-24-09 22:55

Originally Posted by Qetuo

Anyone have an expereince at Pine Tree spa?

Pine Tree is the best in the area. I have been visiting this place for a couple of years and always receive great service. I haven't gotten the free session yet!

Not too crazy about the information card they keep on their customers, but if you have the chance to see Sophie or Victoria, DO NOT pass! These girls are PROS!

Highly recommend!

Any word on OK SPA?

**Travelrr 433** · 02-24-09 00:46

After a great report form CB,I had to re-visit the BT. I believe the economy has required an improved service level. I was once of the opinion that mediocre was the the usual.The lack of business has created a new marketing strategy called customer service. The service was every thing that CB reported and it was with a smile and a thank you.

Refreshing to have a salad toss with them scrambled eggs!

off to Nashville, felling refreshed and energized!

Travelrr