Massage Parlor Reports

[SlackAction]

Hahaha! My go to has finally been exposed. I'm sorry if I'm a bad guy for it but Amy has a great, thick body and gives a HELLUVA massage. Never asked for FS tho. I usually come out too relaxed for anything more than HJ.

That place was FS for a long time before she bought it from Alice. Had a few good visits there back in the day. I had the signs done for Alice in return for some favors. She lives there until the fire marshal threw her out. It's clean and discreet. It's not very busy I'm surprised she can pay that high rent. Might have to try it again sometime.

[SC James]

Personally, I think they are real, but like the discussion on age, I really don't care. They are spectacular. . . That's all that matters to me!

Gator.

Saw her once on a trip to the Bay Area, walked in and saw those tits and said that's the girl for me. Spectacular is the word. Seemed real.

[CaptainFlapja]

My consensus is that they're fake but very well done for sure LOL.

Korea is considered the plastic surgery capitol of the world so you know for sure the surgeons there are experts in their craft.

Saw her yesterday; they're definitely fake, but excellently done.

[LittlePapi69]

Passed this place a million times before and finally stopped yesterday. Amy, to me at least, is hot as fuck. Pretty face, big thick solid Asian calves, and a great body. Also gives a hell of a deep massage, left feeling very relaxed.

Only offered HJ on the flip though. Does anyone know if she does FS?

Hahaha! My go to has finally been exposed. I'm sorry if I'm a bad guy for it but Amy has a great, thick body and gives a HELLUVA massage. Never asked for FS tho. I usually come out too relaxed for anything more than HJ.

[Star93]

My consensus is that they're fake but very well done for sure LOL.

Korea is considered the plastic surgery capitol of the world so you know for sure the surgeons there are experts in their craft.

Are they fake or real?

[Gator1961]

Are they fake or real?

Personally, I think they are real, but like the discussion on age, I really don't care. They are spectacular. . . That's all that matters to me!

Gator.

[Lpmrhahn]

Passed this place a million times before and finally stopped yesterday. Amy, to me at least, is hot as fuck. Pretty face, big thick solid Asian calves, and a great body. Also gives a hell of a deep massage, left feeling very relaxed.

Only offered HJ on the flip though. Does anyone know if she does FS?

[Meepymeep]

Are they fake or real?

[Gator1961]

I have long held that same opinion. The ACTUAL age is meaningless when what *I* really care about is what they LOOK like. It would actually be more helpful to start talking about girls in terms of the age they LOOK (compared to our shared perspective based on American girls' ages). For example, if someone reported a particular girl looked like she was 25, then that's really all I need to know (or care about). The fact a girl may be 20+ years older than I think she looks doesn't affect my experience in the least. If there's a 75-year-old Asian great-grandma out there that looks like she's 25 (or even 35 or 45), then I would feel like I'm doing a girl of the age she LOOKS.

Dr Willy and Miyakofan are both right on the Money.

I think this all started when FunGuy asked for some more info about a Monger's trip to Vinca. Look, I am with the rest of you in that I don't want to be writing a 3 paragraph essay about my field trip to PT, but we all want a fairy decent description of the girl and the services she provided. We don't care how big junior is or how many times you made her pop. We want enough information to know we will have a decent chance of having a good time if we go see the lady in question. That's it. That's what the board is for.

Stay safe and have fun.

Gator.

[Brother123]

Hit Palace on Tuesday and had a amazing time. Got off to a rough start because I didn't have a number but said I had been there before. Saw Cream or Kimmy wasn't sure on the name. Nice add-ons maybe early 40's. She came in initially with me being new and gave hand gestures asking what I was there for. Ended up being an amazing time and lovely CBJ. Definitely going to go again. Had been frequently going to OneSpa or the place by Hole In One. Both get the job done but not on par with the palace.

[Dr Willy]

Even if she is 60, if she looks 20-25, then that is an accurate statement and there is really no harm in just saying 20-25. Does anybody really care how old they actually are?

I have long held that same opinion. The ACTUAL age is meaningless when what *I* really care about is what they LOOK like. It would actually be more helpful to start talking about girls in terms of the age they LOOK (compared to our shared perspective based on American girls' ages). For example, if someone reported a particular girl looked like she was 25, then that's really all I need to know (or care about). The fact a girl may be 20+ years older than I think she looks doesn't affect my experience in the least. If there's a 75-year-old Asian great-grandma out there that looks like she's 25 (or even 35 or 45), then I would feel like I'm doing a girl of the age she LOOKS.

[MiyakoFan]

Agree. Plus. Most of you are clueless to Asian aging. I see guys post about 20/30 year olds working locally. Ha. More like 45/55.

Even if she is 60, if she looks 20-25, then that is an accurate statement and there is really no harm in just saying 20-25. Does anybody really care how old they actually are?

[Gator1961]

Scale? Tape measure? Seriously? MOST people can look at a girl and guess her height & weight pretty accurately. Soda is short, so about 5' to 5' 2" and about 110 to 115 lbs. Yumi is taller, about 5'5" t 5'6 " 115 to 120 lbs. Both are very attractive and have smoking hot bodies! .

I don't think FunGuy is demanding exact particulars for these girls. He is asking for what we all want. . . Enough information so that we can decide if we want.

To see the girl in question. Thing like nice rack, pretty face, spinner body, how the service was, etc. More detailed issues, like estimated cup size are nice as well.

It's what the board is all about.

Gator.

[TexasFox]

Do you think the average mf comes into these places and go, "A new chick! I better estimate the height and weight from my observation. That way, I can share my results with the board of mongers!" Nah man, I think most of us grab a name and vibe. Not all of us have an obligation to collect data.

Agree. Plus. Most of you are clueless to Asian aging. I see guys post about 20/30 year olds working locally. Ha. More like 45/55.

[LeanBone]

Scale? Tape measure? Seriously? MOST people can look at a girl and guess her height & weight pretty accurately. Soda is short, so about 5' to 5' 2" and about 110 to 115 lbs. Yumi is taller, about 5'5" t 5'6 " 115 to 120 lbs. Both are very attractive and have smoking hot bodies! .

Do you think the average mf comes into these places and go, "A new chick! I better estimate the height and weight from my observation. That way, I can share my results with the board of mongers!" Nah man, I think most of us grab a name and vibe. Not all of us have an obligation to collect data.