Massage Parlor Reports

[SlackAction]

All 6 of your reviews are about Massage you. What's up with that??

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if this is Coco herself writing these. Have any of you guys read the google reviews from this place.

Or from Quality Massage. It's historical.

It's hilarious to see a pathetic shop owner resorting to fake shill reviews to generate business. There is a hand job shop on every corner. This place is nothing to write home about. Your probably right SSam. SMH.

[FishDick]

Stopped by Eve's yesterday and drew Pink. She is what I would consider average on the scale of AMP girls. Decent body and nice set of C's, probably mid 30's. Not a show stopper but certainly not the older aged ones out there. So with that said. What she might lack in the overall looks category she more than made up for in performance and attitude. Spent 20 minutes in the shower for one of the most memorable shower sessions for the Tampa area. Not on par with Orlando but very sensual and pleasing. Back to the room. I made it know I do enjoy some TUMA and she was more than willing to spend as much time as I wanted doing just that. Flipped over and finished in a RCG and her performing a prostate exam. This is not her first rodeo by any means. Solid performer and if any of what I described is your thing give her a spin.

[JT6123]

All 6 of your reviews are about Massage you. What's up with that??

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if this is Coco herself writing these. Have any of you guys read the google reviews from this place.

Or from Quality Massage. It's historical.

Hit me up, I'm from NY and I come in town every couple months for a short period of time. Yeah I e seen Coco at Quality and the Massage you, I'm not into this for FS but a comfortable massage.

[Schenectadysam]

I always go there for Coco when I'm in town, but Coco was with another customer so I had Mary. She's a tall, cute girl, gave an excellent massage Unlike Coco I could touch her, she gave a great HJ too.

All 6 of your reviews are about Massage you. What's up with that??

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if this is Coco herself writing these. Have any of you guys read the google reviews from this place.

Or from Quality Massage. It's historical.

[Bruno48]

I agree I went to see Minnie and I regret wasting my money on her. She did try to please when the main event came and she gave a very convincing orgasm, but she was passive aggressive making snide remarks about everything and everyone and had a piss poor attitude even audibly sighing multiple times as if she was tired of her life as soon as the main event was over and I just felt like slapping that spoiled B and telling her if you are so tired of your job then go do something else. Keep an eye on the clock boys because she literally tried to shove me out the door the second the deed was over and I know for a fact it was 30 minutes as there is a clock hanging on the wall and I paid the hour. She even had the audacity to tell me to come back again and I flat out told her I absolutely will not be back. Worst K girl I ever had.

The Minnie I saw at Palace on Aug 19 was under 30, tiny no more than 5 feet, very cute with great Bs, friendly, sensual shower, massage and finish. All covered but still Great experience. She said she was leaving soon.

The reviews after my post have to be a different lady who co-opted her name. Very disappointed to read the experiences described because the Palace has always had great talent.

[MrWildOats]

Had a Dream about Nicole Today! Hot little Korean Spinner about 5 ft and about 95-100 pounds. Perfect flawless body and face. Looks 20 (Not a line on her beautiful face), probably 30. Super-Soft Skin. TIGHT Little Body. Boobs were a good size B cup. Ass and Body were perfection. She was so Tiny, Sweet & Cute. Real Girlfriend Experience.

Saw the other Girl (Joanne) who works there for a second. Similar, but Bigger Boobs (D Cup?) - Looked Hot!

In my dream, Nicole gave great massage & service. Good job in table shower. Sweet and sexy. She even licked my asshole. Breathes in your ear and licks it. She lets you lick her boobs, but not suck on them. Natural Tits (a bit soft). Nichole kisses, but Not Deep Kissing. Very good English and takes direction / suggestions well. She looked GREAT on top of me. Finished her off with Both Doggy-Style and Bunny-Fucking. She LOVED it. I could feel her cumming! Sweet girl who cuddles after. Full hour. She never asked for money (*Except for. 80 House fee) until after we finished. She was very happy with 1. 6 for FS. Wonderful dream. Highly recommend.

Enjoy fellow mongers!

(She looks just like the girl in the attached picture)

I am heading to St Pete tomorrow. I usually go to MM in Orlando. Can someone tell me what PT stand for?

[FunGuy2022]

Had a Dream about Nicole Today! Hot little Korean Spinner about 5 ft and about 95-100 pounds. Perfect flawless body and face. Looks 20 (Not a line on her beautiful face), probably 30. Super-Soft Skin. TIGHT Little Body. Boobs were a good size B cup. Ass and Body were perfection. She was so Tiny, Sweet & Cute. Real Girlfriend Experience.

Saw the other Girl (Joanne) who works there for a second. Similar, but Bigger Boobs (D Cup?) - Looked Hot!

In my dream, Nicole gave great massage & service. Good job in table shower. Sweet and sexy. She even licked my asshole. Breathes in your ear and licks it. She lets you lick her boobs, but not suck on them. Natural Tits (a bit soft). Nichole kisses, but Not Deep Kissing. Very good English and takes direction / suggestions well. She looked GREAT on top of me. Finished her off with Both Doggy-Style and Bunny-Fucking. She LOVED it. I could feel her cumming! Sweet girl who cuddles after. Full hour. She never asked for money (*Except for. 80 House fee) until after we finished. She was very happy with 1. 6 for FS. Wonderful dream. Highly recommend.

Enjoy fellow mongers!

(She looks just like the girl in the attached picture)

[Dvdnsa10]

I will 3rd that motion. I too blast right away with Soda. Something about her p*ssy control.

[JT6123]

I always go there for Coco when I'm in town, but Coco was with another customer so I had Mary. She's a tall, cute girl, gave an excellent massage Unlike Coco I could touch her, she gave a great HJ too.

[Occasional Amp]

Glad to read I'm not the only one with that problem with Soda!

Well the first time I fucked Soda at HR I think I lasted about 15 seconds. She got me so turned on with the body to body slides and the BJ, that it turned into stick it and blast it! However, I've since redeemed myself with Soda. LOL.

[MoveOn1970]

If you're OK with taking a short trip, go to MM in Orlando and see Yoyo (she is smoking' hot! MM will make you never want to return to Tampa / St Pete areas. The girls are young, top-notched, and highly performance driven. No drama, clock watching, shitty attitudes, etc. IMHO, they're simply the very best in the State of Florida. No comparison comes close. Recommend reading Orlando forum for more info on MM and a couple of other places in Orlando too. I promise you, you won't be disappointed.

Good luck, stay safe, and always keep moving on!

I agree I went to see Minnie and I regret wasting my money on her. She did try to please when the main event came and she gave a very convincing orgasm, but she was passive aggressive making snide remarks about everything and everyone and had a piss poor attitude even audibly sighing multiple times as if she was tired of her life as soon as the main event was over and I just felt like slapping that spoiled B and telling her if you are so tired of your job then go do something else. Keep an eye on the clock boys because she literally tried to shove me out the door the second the deed was over and I know for a fact it was 30 minutes as there is a clock hanging on the wall and I paid the hour. She even had the audacity to tell me to come back again and I flat out told her I absolutely will not be back. Worst K girl I ever had.

[PinreView]

I went to Palace and was absolutely turned off by MINI or Minnie (awesome service I will admit and if I was elderly she would probably look under 45 to me, but no bbj, saggy breasts, and bad nose job, and honestly well over 40 not my thing). Can anyone give me an idea of age and looks of Joanne at PT and Soda at Yoshiko. I can't stand the elderly or ugly massage therapists here being call hot or fit for age (no granny fetish here).

"I only like younger 30- super thin with perky breast, notsaggy."


For Massage Only of course.

I agree I went to see Minnie and I regret wasting my money on her. She did try to please when the main event came and she gave a very convincing orgasm, but she was passive aggressive making snide remarks about everything and everyone and had a piss poor attitude even audibly sighing multiple times as if she was tired of her life as soon as the main event was over and I just felt like slapping that spoiled B and telling her if you are so tired of your job then go do something else. Keep an eye on the clock boys because she literally tried to shove me out the door the second the deed was over and I know for a fact it was 30 minutes as there is a clock hanging on the wall and I paid the hour. She even had the audacity to tell me to come back again and I flat out told her I absolutely will not be back. Worst K girl I ever had.

[Member #6280]

Sir, you have inspired me! I have done that a couple times in Orlando. The diff being I took a yellow pill in the morning and had a 2 hour recharge lunch in between the two visits. Monger on!

I love Viagra and I am 51! You get a 4 hour window to work with is the only problem. So any eff ups with the girl and you could waste a pill. But I reported last year in my marathon summer extravaganza that I went to VIP on 66th and banged some girl I think Sophie or Sophia? Decent fun but I still the V raging in my veins. So that is when I did my Palace visit right after and had Cookie like I just recalled below. That was one for the ages that back to back was.

I did leave off Nicole earlier. But especially if she is the Nicole from Massage Now (now called Journey and is a "shop") that people were raving about when it was her and that girl with the nice tits, Angela, then I think she meets the young spinner requirement. That back to back sounds amazing actually. Joanne and Nicole. I have to see them too!

[MoveOn1970]

Just keep thinking. I can, I must, I will (and don't forget to take that little pill).

The rest will take care of itself and you will be officially the man (not to mention a very happy man)!

Life is so much better when you keep moving on.

Sir, you have inspired me! I have done that a couple times in Orlando. The diff being I took a yellow pill in the morning and had a 2 hour recharge lunch in between the two visits. Monger on!

[MoveOn1970]

Totally agree on Clara. Since Clara's departure early Feb 2022, I call PT every month to see when Clara is returning. The lady at PT now who answers the phone doesn't speak good English, is borderline rude, and has no clue about Clara so no updates for now. Will keep calling PT every month until she returns. She was just way too hot. I mean fucking hit with a stripper body and spoke English really well so we had a great time together. Absolutely enjoyed every second with her. Not too many girls can go 2 hours with me. Clara did it every time with a huge smile on her face and her performance was impeccable, second to none. Can't wait to see her again.

I've been reading up on Orlando and I know what you want. It is NOT here, but it is close. PT and Palace are the best I have found for AMPs but some of the others are pretty good like I think Eve's down the road from PT has gotten some good reports. Joanne meets your criteria as does Soda. The "Orlando routine" specifically MM (Milk Massage) of TS and you get BBBJ, TUMA, NURU craziness and pop there AND THEN go to room for all out PSE fun is not going to happen or if it does it is rare. However, at those two spots I mean I HAVE had some action in the TS, TUMA, FUMA, HJ and with the now jailed Lulu (who you would hate looks / age-wise) I got BBBJ in both TS and room and some got Greek. Lulu was rare for two pops. Maybe someone else can correct me here. The other guys use AMPs more than me but I went on a TEAR last summer that for me was legendary due to my finances and just NGAF I am hobbying to the hilt attitude.

The exception might be Clara who comes to PT some times. My jaw dropped when I saw her. She is not natural looking. Manmade enhancements for sure but OMG she is comic book sexy Asian girl HOT!! And did a LOT in both TS and the room. I busted 3 times with her. Twice in the bag and once from BBBJ / HJ combo and she kept going with the session so who knows? YMMV. Age wise I did not find her to be "old looking". I mean she is HOT! But if you are THAT picky? Might be a coin toss.

At Palace I had Cookie and you can read my review there. "The cleaning lady" who is like the Kiko from MM of Palace. Will start the TS. For me she did and handed off to Cookie who got me hard as FUCK in the TS and then fucked my brains out in the room. Sexy talk. ROAD ME HARD on CG and was doing porn talk kind of. So HOT! Both have mirrors in the room which was awesome as well. That's as close to Orlando as you are going to get around here. In Tampa they had a place called Han River that had some amazing talent there before it was busted and closed. Too bad. A girl there named um. Mimi? (help me out guys) was LEGEND status like Soda. I have no idea where she or some of their other legends ended up.