Massage Parlor Reports

[Frang55]

Just got back to St Pete. Has anyone been to VIP recently? How is the lineup and is Jennifer still in charge? Any updates appreciated.

[CocaineBear]

Just called VM to try to set up something with Kiki and got told she's out for 2 weeks. The woman on the phone then said, "you try Mimi, Kiki's sister. Younger! Has anyone tried this Mimi? If so, how does she stack up? (I'm hesitant to try a provider's 'sister' on nothing but "younger" since I've heard that pretty often and had disappointing results every time in the past. But this place seems to have stellar reviews other than two reports of 'rushed' I've seen here.).

Yeah she's probably a couple years younger. Pretty face, 6/10 body and performance. She doesn't know how to act sexy and does everything too fast. Not sensual. I got the full treatment (body side in the shower and BBBJ). BBBJ was short and also too fast.

DFK was great, teeth could use a little work but wasn't bad and didn't turn me off. She has some good tongue action. Tits were big, soft, and natural, albeit you shaped. She did this weird thing where she stuck them between my ankles LOL. She's down for TUMA but I'm not a fan of that and didn't ask for DATY, but I don't think she'd say no.

Kitty was good, felt the tightest in doggy. Finished easily with her on top DFKing.

Again, none of it was sensual and she was pacing it like I was a machine at a product line. So, 6/10 overall. Massage was painful but whatever, I don't expect much there.

I much preferred Jenny and I called for her but she gave me the wrong day she was leaving and I missed her by 1 day unfortunately. Not sure when she'll be back, I remember her saying a few months. I also had Kiki before but I didn't mesh with her well.

[RubMapper]

She's about 5' 5", medium build with nice C / D tits, almost flat ass, and smooth skin. She's a 6/10 in looks but her personality was 2/10. Hope this helps!

Thanks for the info, I'll stick to PT or the Tampa spas for now.

[Pikmon]

Is it Kay or Jay? I am guessing this is the same person that another reviewer called Jay. Just called and mms said Jay and Sophia are working. Wondering if it is worth the 40 minute drive to Palace since she seems to be my type but seeing conflicting reviews now. Can anyone describe her body type more, specifically is she thin, average or thick, and height?

She's about 5' 5", medium build with nice C / D tits, almost flat ass, and smooth skin. She's a 6/10 in looks but her personality was 2/10. Hope this helps!

[RubMapper]

I went there today and asked for Kay under the high recommendations of fellow mongers. Unfortunately, it was a let down for me. I went in at 12:30 pm and mamasan took me into a room. Kay came in afterwards with a short intro and asked me to get undressed for the shower. The shower is nothing special and nothing sensual about it. We went back to the room and I started to make small talk since the silence was deafening. I could barely hear the music outside the door so the room was awkwardly quiet. Apparently, Kay didn't want to talk because she said that I was only there for the massage and "boom boom" LOL. I responded by saying that I was trying to be nice by talking but she only shrugged it off and so everything went down hill from there. She asked what I want and I answered FS while giving her $140. She scoffed at the $140 and asked for $160 to which I eventually agreed, but I told her I had to go to my car and get it. She took the $140 and only gave me a BJ followed by a neck massage. She then proceeded to tell me that in Cali, the BJ are $140 and that the prices here are too low. I told her that Cali's prices are expensive and that's why I'm living here not there! LOL. She had the nerve of asking me if I wanted a membership but I firmly said NO thank you. Oh well. Bad experience for me. Her face is typical Korean, mid 30's, smooth skin, nice titties, and nice snatch but her personality just killed it for me. Experience was not quite mechanical but almost.

Be safe out there and I hope this helps! Happy hunting.

Is it Kay or Jay? I am guessing this is the same person that another reviewer called Jay. Just called and mms said Jay and Sophia are working. Wondering if it is worth the 40 minute drive to Palace since she seems to be my type but seeing conflicting reviews now. Can anyone describe her body type more, specifically is she thin, average or thick, and height?

[Horace4000]

Just called VM to try to set up something with Kiki and got told she's out for 2 weeks. The woman on the phone then said, "you try Mimi, Kiki's sister. Younger! Has anyone tried this Mimi? If so, how does she stack up? (I'm hesitant to try a provider's 'sister' on nothing but "younger" since I've heard that pretty often and had disappointing results every time in the past. But this place seems to have stellar reviews other than two reports of 'rushed' I've seen here.).

[Ronnie720]

Hey guys.

I need to tell this story that happened in the last couple months at a VERY popular parlor on this forum. I have not told this story because I got away mostly Scott free and I don't want to be involved more that I have to be.

It was a late weekend night at the parlor. You can DM me to ask which one but if you go read these forums and go to the best places, you've been there.

Got out TS and got on table and things getting started. All the sudden, BANG, I hear somebody or some people break down the front door, yelling. Police I thought. First time busted. Fuck I thought.

Big black dude busts into my room, dressed in plain clothes, but could easily be perceived as undercover vice or something. Flashes the badge and tells me and the girl to get on the ground. Says your going to jail, yada, yada, lay down shut the fuck up.

Little Hispanic kid gathers the other 2 girls and mama and puts them in our room. Mexican kid stands at the door. I hear more people and more commotion outside the room. It's clear there are 4-5 people, and as door was opening I could see 2-3 hoodied out black dudes going through the place. Tearing shit up. Hanging, ripping, breaking walls.

So it becalms clear that these were gang members robbing the place. My therapist mouthed it to me as we were sitting in the room. I was relieved it was not the police but I was also terrified I might get killed. Kids these days. I didn't see weapons but I know they had them. The Mexican kid was being cool but all the others were screaming at at threatening us from outside the room as they were searching the place.

Anyway 5 of us sat in that room for 40 minutes while these dudes destroyed the place. Eventually, it went quiet, we left the room, and Jesus the place was a god damn disaster. Suitcases ripped apart, couches cut open, shit everywhere. If they had any brains they would have taken my 60 k car as my keys were just sitting on the table the whole time.

Anyway, I just needed to share this. Apologize for not posting sooner. Again I don't want any part of it. Maybe avoid parlors late at night as the gangs know that's when they have cash.

These guys were good. They were fast. This was not there first time.

So I lost about 240. By the way the therapist was a solid 6/10, typical black Asian teeth. Did not live up to the forums reviews.

[Dr Willy]

I went there today and asked for Kay (...) Bad experience for me. (...) her personality just killed it for me. Experience was not quite mechanical but almost.

She had the nerve of asking me if I wanted a membership but I firmly said NO thank you. Oh well.

I wouldn't consider it to be "nervy" to ask about "Membership". That isn't a bad thing. Rather, it's a method by which the "manager" (The Cleaning Lady) can recognize returning customers and it can make the NEXT girl you try at that place more at ease. Your "Membership ID" is usually your first name (or any "first name" you wish to give them) followed by 4 numbers, which they will suggest should be the month and date of your birth (not the year). You can also make up any date/numbers you want, so it's not like you're actually giving them any personal information. When a "Member" NEXT visits the Palace, you can give them that Member ID and, PRESTO!, they know you're a safe customer.

I don't know if they still do this, but that Membership USED to get you a waiver of the 80 House Fee upon your eleventh visit (i.e. AFTER 10 visits). What they won't tell you is that they may also take some "notes" about your visits as a way to keep track of which girls you've seen, establish what your preferences may be, as well as if you OVER-tipped ... you can be sure if you over-tip on the first visit, they will then EXPECT you to do the same thereafter.

Speaking of over-tipping, the 140 you offered is, in fact, 20 below their VERY long-standard tip rate of 160 per hour (140 for 30 minutes). I'm talking YEARS that they've been at the tip rate of 160 per hour, so an offer of 140 may also have contributed to Kay being a bit off-putting. I, personally, haven't seen Kay, so I won't speculate further on her overall personality.

[Pikmon]

I went there today and asked for Kay under the high recommendations of fellow mongers. Unfortunately, it was a let down for me. I went in at 12:30 pm and mamasan took me into a room. Kay came in afterwards with a short intro and asked me to get undressed for the shower. The shower is nothing special and nothing sensual about it. We went back to the room and I started to make small talk since the silence was deafening. I could barely hear the music outside the door so the room was awkwardly quiet. Apparently, Kay didn't want to talk because she said that I was only there for the massage and "boom boom" LOL. I responded by saying that I was trying to be nice by talking but she only shrugged it off and so everything went down hill from there. She asked what I want and I answered FS while giving her $140. She scoffed at the $140 and asked for $160 to which I eventually agreed, but I told her I had to go to my car and get it. She took the $140 and only gave me a BJ followed by a neck massage. She then proceeded to tell me that in Cali, the BJ are $140 and that the prices here are too low. I told her that Cali's prices are expensive and that's why I'm living here not there! LOL. She had the nerve of asking me if I wanted a membership but I firmly said NO thank you. Oh well. Bad experience for me. Her face is typical Korean, mid 30's, smooth skin, nice titties, and nice snatch but her personality just killed it for me. Experience was not quite mechanical but almost.

Be safe out there and I hope this helps! Happy hunting.

[IronBalls1]

Most of the time you walk with the towel wrapped around you to the shower. I usually don't even bring my wallet in and just leave it locked in the car. (As I do at the gym.).

Thanks guys, I'll keep my ironballs covered (LOL) and wallet locked up!

[Bearing100]

Hello all:

I'll be visiting from out of town shortly, coming from a place where we haven't had table shower service for a long time. After reading the forum, it seems like you strip in the room with the table, then walk naked down to the table shower room and then go back to massage room after. So, what do you do with your wallet when you go to the shower? Leave it in the room? That seems most likely I guess, but also makes me a little nervous. Please let me know, thanks.

Most of the time you walk with the towel wrapped around you to the shower. I usually don't even bring my wallet in and just leave it locked in the car. (As I do at the gym.).

[Ajdal]

The trunk of your car UNDER the spare before you leave your house. Period. Always. Every F+++ing time. Only carry in your pocket the cash you can spend. Go it? You're welcome. Ajdal out

Hello all:

I'll be visiting from out of town shortly, coming from a place where we haven't had table shower service for a long time. After reading the forum, it seems like you strip in the room with the table, then walk naked down to the table shower room and then go back to massage room after. So, what do you do with your wallet when you go to the shower? Leave it in the room? That seems most likely I guess, but also makes me a little nervous. Please let me know, thanks.

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[IronBalls1]

Hello all:

I'll be visiting from out of town shortly, coming from a place where we haven't had table shower service for a long time. After reading the forum, it seems like you strip in the room with the table, then walk naked down to the table shower room and then go back to massage room after. So, what do you do with your wallet when you go to the shower? Leave it in the room? That seems most likely I guess, but also makes me a little nervous. Please let me know, thanks.

[SMan101]

Called today to ask about the lineup and Mama said Joy and (Suomo)? It was difficult to understand the name. Anyone have any experience / intel?

Had a great experience with Summer at PT yesterday. Beautiful fit body with natural D's and nips just begging to be sucked. Normal TS with just a little teasing but no TUMA. Back in the room a basic massage, again with just the right amount of teasing. After the flip I gave her the 1. 6 rose donation and she came back with Joann and they both teased me and wanted me to do a double. I declined since I only bring in exact roses. (Don't want to be temped to donate too much).

Summer really took care of me with a CBJ and sucking on the boys. Then climbed on top to continue CBJ and let me DATY. She then mounted for RCG and went to town. I had to slow her down and flip for mish to last a little longer. She was nice a vocal and started playing with my nips that finally made me pop.

I will definitely repeat, paid house. 8 for an hour and 1. 6 for FS but next time will just do 30 minutes. She is there for 3 weeks before heading back to NY.

[SamJack42]

Everyone keeps mentioning Kiki's tits. How big are these tits? Perky C-cups? Double Ds?

Large B's / Small C's. Totally real, and open for try and buy. Remember, it's not just how they feel, but how they look and react, flying around as the action is in progress. Overall, I found them very satisfying. However, only 2 days left and those tits will be on Pacific coast time. Anything could happen to them over there, so catch the original while you can.