Massage Parlor Reports

[Asiaticus]

Long-time lurker who moved to Clearwater from up north during the Dark Time when this site was offline. Where I used to live it's a desolate AMP wasteland. We got nothing. When I came to Tampa Bay, I was like a man who'd walked through a parched desert for weeks and finally found an oasis. You guys don't know how good you have it here. I'm an AMP and escort guy, but I skipped the escorts during the blackout because there was no intel, so I went to a lot of AMPs. Here's the best of the best, in order of preference with the best saved for last. These dreams all happened when this site was offline. Haven't been back to see them since because I had to go back up north to take care of some business. Just returned yesterday, so I'm eager to continue my Tampa Bay pussy adventures.

I'm an older guy and condoms just don't work for me, so some of these lovely ladies accommodated me in various ways for a generous extra donation to their retirement funds. Some did not. If you want to know the details, PM me. They're all so hot I could get off just licking their asses and pussies and jerking myself, though I did more than that with each of them. I've seen all of these girls more than once, so I'm describing my first session with each of them.

Erica at Han River Massage

Hot, tight Korean with nice tits, a cheery attitude, and a very pretty face. Ass is a bit smaller than I like but still cute. Could be anywhere from early 30's to early 40's. Licked her ass and pussy for a good long time. She rewarded me with a good steady blowjob while she caressed my balls. She hurried out of the room right afterwards but then quickly returned. (Hint, hint.) Very hard massage afterwards and she walked on my back. I kept asking her to turn the massage down a notch but it's just not her thing. If you like a very hard massage, which I do, she's the one. She is a talented masseuse.

Barbi at Bamboo Spa

Tiny, enthusiastic little Chinese girl with a beautiful round bubble butt. Anywhere from early 20's to early 30's. Skipped the massage. I bent her over the table and licked her ass and pussy from behind for a long time while I jerked myself. Almost nutted just from that, but I had to try out her pussy. Slipped it in to a tight, juicy little box. This girl can fuck! I love her little whimpers as I'm pounding her doggy style. Unloaded on her ass, which was a complete mess. Some of my seed ran down the crack of her ass onto her clean-shaved pussy and then onto the floor. Just fuck this one. Massage isn't too great.

Ruby at Rose Spa

This is the Rose Spa on S. Missouri in Clearwater, not the shitty one in Largo. Ruby is my favorite out of Erica, Barbi and Ruby. Early 30's to early 40's Chinese MILF, but her body is even better than Barbi's once you pop her out of her clothes. Perfect gravity-defying tits, round bubble butt, long legs, long hair, flat belly, everything is firm and athletic. Love her ass. She's more standoffish at first than the other two, a little colder, so when I first met her I didn't think it was going to be that great. The trick is to warm her up with your wallet and then with your tongue. Her pussy gets naturally wet and juicy very quickly. I got her so wet in 69 that a beautiful clear rivulet of pussy juice ran out of her pussy onto her thigh, which I licked up right away. Great handy while my tongue was up her snatch. Her ass is clean and lickable and she seems to enjoy that a lot, too. My cock is on the low side of average and this is one of the tightest, juiciest pussies I've ever boned. A big cock would probably send her to the hospital. I don't even know how it could fit in that tiny thing. Every guy talks about tight, juicy pussies in their reviews, but this one is exceptional. You know when a small cock guy like me says a pussy is tight that it's incredible. I had to think about Donald Trump's hair to keep me from nutting immediately. She really gets into the boning. I love the little squeaky noises she makes. I don't know if she came, but she definitely enjoyed it. No one can fake a wet pussy like that, and we didn't use any kind of artificial lube. The first time I saw her I skipped the massage. After that I got a couple massages from her and she's very talented here. She can vary the pressure to your taste and is very thorough. I have some upper back pain and she really helped me out with that. I could imagine seeing her just for massage. Highly, highly recommended.

Further Adventures

Now that the sites are coming back online, my next adventure is going to involve escorts. I love my Asian AMP girls, but when it comes to escorts I love the big round bottoms on those Latinas. I haven't sampled any of Tampa Bay's Latinas yet, but that's next on my list after I see Ruby one more time.

Let me be clear on some things, since many have asked. I've also added in what I paid, but not exactly what I paid for. If you think I overpaid, you're wrong. I got services way above and beyond what these girls usually provide and negotiated it up front. You will have to use your imagination to figure out exactly what that was. I used to be one of those guys who would go in expecting a girl to do everything I wanted because I'm such a great guy and she's a horny wh0 re. Why else would she be doing this, right? I'd pay lowish money and wonder why I never got what I wanted. Then it dawned on me: This is a fucking business. These girls are here for the money. If you want service above and beyond what you normally get, you need to fucking pay for it just like in any other business. When I started handing over the kind of money they can't refuse, it's like magic: They (usually) don't refuse.

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Not really sure why you are trying to pick a fight on your second post but don't do it again

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Han River Massage

4610 and. Lois Ave.

Tampa FL.

Yes, this is the Han River Massage in Tampa, in a place called Drew Park. If there's another one somewhere else, I'm not aware of it.

$80 house fee + $140 for services = $220.

Bamboo

2576 Sunset Point Road.

Clearwater FL.

$70 house fee + $180 for services = $250.

Rose Spa

1535 S. Missouri Ave.

Clearwater FL.

$70 house fee + $200 for services = $270.

Ruby was the most accommodating of them all, which is another reason I paid her the most. What she did for me I think is very rare for her and most AMP girls, but it seems that $200 was the magic number to get it, and not a penny less. (I tried.) And no, it's not anal. Never had that at an AMP.

You can probably get these girls' standard service for $40 to $60 less. I think all of these girls are worth it no matter what level of service you decide to pay for, even just a handy with some roaming, though I'm the kind of guy who needs to eat the pussy while I'm getting a handy. All of these girls will let you do that for the right donation, which is probably much more modest than what I paid for my super extras.

[Mitch1965]

Long-time lurker who moved to Clearwater from up north during the Dark Time when this site was offline. Where I used to live it's a desolate AMP wasteland. We got nothing. When I came to Tampa Bay, I was like a man who'd walked through a parched desert for weeks and finally found an oasis. You guys don't know how good you have it here. I'm an AMP and escort guy, but I skipped the escorts during the blackout because there was no intel, so I went to a lot of AMPs. Here's the best of the best, in order of preference with the best saved for last. These dreams all happened when this site was offline. Haven't been back to see them since because I had to go back up north to take care of some business. Just returned yesterday, so I'm eager to continue my Tampa Bay pussy adventures.

I'm an older guy and condoms just don't work for me, so some of these lovely ladies accommodated me in various ways for a generous extra donation to their retirement funds. Some did not. If you want to know the details, PM me. They're all so hot I could get off just licking their asses and pussies and jerking myself, though I did more than that with each of them. I've seen all of these girls more than once, so I'm describing my first session with each of them.

Erica at Han River Massage

Hot, tight Korean with nice tits, a cheery attitude, and a very pretty face. Ass is a bit smaller than I like but still cute. Could be anywhere from early 30's to early 40's. Licked her ass and pussy for a good long time. She rewarded me with a good steady blowjob while she caressed my balls. She hurried out of the room right afterwards but then quickly returned. (Hint, hint.) Very hard massage afterwards and she walked on my back. I kept asking her to turn the massage down a notch but it's just not her thing. If you like a very hard massage, which I do, she's the one. She is a talented masseuse.

Barbi at Bamboo Spa

Tiny, enthusiastic little Chinese girl with a beautiful round bubble butt. Anywhere from early 20's to early 30's. Skipped the massage. I bent her over the table and licked her ass and pussy from behind for a long time while I jerked myself. Almost nutted just from that, but I had to try out her pussy. Slipped it in to a tight, juicy little box. This girl can fuck! I love her little whimpers as I'm pounding her doggy style. Unloaded on her ass, which was a complete mess. Some of my seed ran down the crack of her ass onto her clean-shaved pussy and then onto the floor. Just fuck this one. Massage isn't too great.

Ruby at Rose Spa

This is the Rose Spa on S. Missouri in Clearwater, not the shitty one in Largo. Ruby is my favorite out of Erica, Barbi and Ruby. Early 30's to early 40's Chinese MILF, but her body is even better than Barbi's once you pop her out of her clothes. Perfect gravity-defying tits, round bubble butt, long legs, long hair, flat belly, everything is firm and athletic. Love her ass. She's more standoffish at first than the other two, a little colder, so when I first met her I didn't think it was going to be that great. The trick is to warm her up with your wallet and then with your tongue. Her pussy gets naturally wet and juicy very quickly. I got her so wet in 69 that a beautiful clear rivulet of pussy juice ran out of her pussy onto her thigh, which I licked up right away. Great handy while my tongue was up her snatch. Her ass is clean and lickable and she seems to enjoy that a lot, too. My cock is on the low side of average and this is one of the tightest, juiciest pussies I've ever boned. A big cock would probably send her to the hospital. I don't even know how it could fit in that tiny thing. Every guy talks about tight, juicy pussies in their reviews, but this one is exceptional. You know when a small cock guy like me says a pussy is tight that it's incredible. I had to think about Donald Trump's hair to keep me from nutting immediately. She really gets into the boning. I love the little squeaky noises she makes. I don't know if she came, but she definitely enjoyed it. No one can fake a wet pussy like that, and we didn't use any kind of artificial lube. The first time I saw her I skipped the massage. After that I got a couple massages from her and she's very talented here. She can vary the pressure to your taste and is very thorough. I have some upper back pain and she really helped me out with that. I could imagine seeing her just for massage. Highly, highly recommended.

Further Adventures

Now that the sites are coming back online, my next adventure is going to involve escorts. I love my Asian AMP girls, but when it comes to escorts I love the big round bottoms on those Latinas. I haven't sampled any of Tampa Bay's Latinas yet, but that's next on my list after I see Ruby one more time.

Outstanding report. We need more like this. I've driven past Han River Massage many times but never thought it was worth trying. Only saw chubby white girls coming out for breaks. My mind has been changed.

[Asiaticus]

Long-time lurker who moved to Clearwater from up north during the Dark Time when this site was offline. Where I used to live it's a desolate AMP wasteland. We got nothing. When I came to Tampa Bay, I was like a man who'd walked through a parched desert for weeks and finally found an oasis. You guys don't know how good you have it here. I'm an AMP and escort guy, but I skipped the escorts during the blackout because there was no intel, so I went to a lot of AMPs. Here's the best of the best, in order of preference with the best saved for last. These dreams all happened when this site was offline. Haven't been back to see them since because I had to go back up north to take care of some business. Just returned yesterday, so I'm eager to continue my Tampa Bay pussy adventures.

I'm an older guy and condoms just don't work for me, so some of these lovely ladies accommodated me in various ways for a generous extra donation to their retirement funds. Some did not. If you want to know the details, PM me. They're all so hot I could get off just licking their asses and pussies and jerking myself, though I did more than that with each of them. I've seen all of these girls more than once, so I'm describing my first session with each of them.

Erica at Han River Massage

Hot, tight Korean with nice tits, a cheery attitude, and a very pretty face. Ass is a bit smaller than I like but still cute. Could be anywhere from early 30's to early 40's. Licked her ass and pussy for a good long time. She rewarded me with a good steady blowjob while she caressed my balls. She hurried out of the room right afterwards but then quickly returned. (Hint, hint.) Very hard massage afterwards and she walked on my back. I kept asking her to turn the massage down a notch but it's just not her thing. If you like a very hard massage, which I do, she's the one. She is a talented masseuse.

Barbi at Bamboo Spa

Tiny, enthusiastic little Chinese girl with a beautiful round bubble butt. Anywhere from early 20's to early 30's. Skipped the massage. I bent her over the table and licked her ass and pussy from behind for a long time while I jerked myself. Almost nutted just from that, but I had to try out her pussy. Slipped it in to a tight, juicy little box. This girl can fuck! I love her little whimpers as I'm pounding her doggy style. Unloaded on her ass, which was a complete mess. Some of my seed ran down the crack of her ass onto her clean-shaved pussy and then onto the floor. Just fuck this one. Massage isn't too great.

Ruby at Rose Spa

This is the Rose Spa on S. Missouri in Clearwater, not the shitty one in Largo. Ruby is my favorite out of Erica, Barbi and Ruby. Early 30's to early 40's Chinese MILF, but her body is even better than Barbi's once you pop her out of her clothes. Perfect gravity-defying tits, round bubble butt, long legs, long hair, flat belly, everything is firm and athletic. Love her ass. She's more standoffish at first than the other two, a little colder, so when I first met her I didn't think it was going to be that great. The trick is to warm her up with your wallet and then with your tongue. Her pussy gets naturally wet and juicy very quickly. I got her so wet in 69 that a beautiful clear rivulet of pussy juice ran out of her pussy onto her thigh, which I licked up right away. Great handy while my tongue was up her snatch. Her ass is clean and lickable and she seems to enjoy that a lot, too. My cock is on the low side of average and this is one of the tightest, juiciest pussies I've ever boned. A big cock would probably send her to the hospital. I don't even know how it could fit in that tiny thing. Every guy talks about tight, juicy pussies in their reviews, but this one is exceptional. You know when a small cock guy like me says a pussy is tight that it's incredible. I had to think about Donald Trump's hair to keep me from nutting immediately. She really gets into the boning. I love the little squeaky noises she makes. I don't know if she came, but she definitely enjoyed it. No one can fake a wet pussy like that, and we didn't use any kind of artificial lube. The first time I saw her I skipped the massage. After that I got a couple massages from her and she's very talented here. She can vary the pressure to your taste and is very thorough. I have some upper back pain and she really helped me out with that. I could imagine seeing her just for massage. Highly, highly recommended.

Further Adventures

Now that the sites are coming back online, my next adventure is going to involve escorts. I love my Asian AMP girls, but when it comes to escorts I love the big round bottoms on those Latinas. I haven't sampled any of Tampa Bay's Latinas yet, but that's next on my list after I see Ruby one more time.

[TTY954]

Anybody been to the new massage place in Oldsmar on Tampa road right next to Hennesseys? Big white MASSAGE sign with instructions to enter from the other side of the building?

[Mitch1965]

I will be at a dinner meeting this evening just off Ulmerton Rd in and. St. Pete. (I also posted on the SW thread). Hoping to find either a girl with an A+ head game whether its at an AMP or otherwise. If no head game, then something else that also ends happy. Any advice guys? Happy to return the favor in local Tampa.

[Member #5724]

I went by to investigate and didn't see a sign on door or above door. Was it one of those that faced FFlips?

Was on here the other day and saw in a post that there was a New AMP on SR590 and US 19 behind liquor store and next to F-Flips. Was in the mood to check out a new place and since I saw mention of this but saw no report I figured I'd TOFTT. Long story short, place is legit. If you are looking for a good massage with no happy ending then go there but you will definitely not be getting a HE unless you do it yourself. She does offer you oil and to rub your nips if you want to DIY but I passed. Was $45 for the 1/2 hour and I gave extra $15 cause massage was actually good, which was my 1st clue place was legit. There was a lot more to the story but I won't bore why'all with the details. Let's just say I really pushed the limits with her and it's definitely a legit shop with no extras. Very disappointing.

[OutWriter]

Today I had my third dream with Angie. It was wonderful. Really really great FS followed by a really really good massage. No interruptions. Just a wonderful dream. Will definitely try to have this dream again.

Based on the favorable report from LknforLuv, I decided to give Angie a second chance in a new dream a few days ago. When I arrived, I told her my concerns about her leaving in the middle of session when I dreamed I was there last because someone else came into the shop. She assured me that she would not. Fortunately, when I got there, I was apparently the only customer. In my dream, we had a very nice FS session. Her massage was actually pretty good. Nice body. Cute little landing pad. She did seem to enjoy the fun. I also enjoy a little older provider (I'm no spring rooster) if they are in good shape. And Angie is still very attractive in my view. I paid for an hour, but in my dream, I came 45 min. Into it. She was going to start cleaning me up and the door bell rang. Since I already came, she went to answer. It was another customer. I could hear her quickly take him to another room. She came back into my room and asked I was OK and not angry. I was not angry. However, I was a little disappointed. I was hoping to cuddle a bit afterwards or maybe give some DATY, but I understand that they have a business to run. I wish they would get a mama-san to answer the door. Etc. All-in-all, a good session. I'm just glad I came before that doorbell rang. If Angie or the owner reads this (and I suspect it will be read), please try to fix this problem of not only interrupting a session, but also try not to cut it short fir another customer arrives. I could easily become a regular customer with Angie, but I need to feel a bit more appreciated. I'm not sure if I will come back again or not. I have not tried some of the other AMPs in Pinellas. Just Eve and now this place. PT, Palace, etc. Are on my radar for things to maybe dream about. If I do come back to Massage Now, it will be their last chance to get it right.

[BillySea]

Thoroughly enjoyed my visit to massage now with Tiffany. I would expect her to be tighter for a little Asian girl, but that's okay. No sign of baby damage. Her little a cup boobs are actually fake! You can feel the implants underneath, they are hard as a rock and her boobs are kind of shaped funny. She does not appear to like kissing very much but other than that she is quite friendly. But I'll probably stop back I would still like to see Angie.

[DRock69]

Was on here the other day and saw in a post that there was a New AMP on SR590 and US 19 behind liquor store and next to F-Flips. Was in the mood to check out a new place and since I saw mention of this but saw no report I figured I'd TOFTT. Long story short, place is legit. If you are looking for a good massage with no happy ending then go there but you will definitely not be getting a HE unless you do it yourself. She does offer you oil and to rub your nips if you want to DIY but I passed. Was $45 for the 1/2 hour and I gave extra $15 cause massage was actually good, which was my 1st clue place was legit. There was a lot more to the story but I won't bore why'all with the details. Let's just say I really pushed the limits with her and it's definitely a legit shop with no extras. Very disappointing.

[HumanBeing]

Stopped in for a massage. Was given sky, a 26 year old Korean. New to the area she claimed. Excellent body, no baby damage, in shape, nice tits. Good English. Great service, as close to GFE I've had at a AMP. Highly recommended for anyone looking for a younger provider.

[Rico7]

After the recent report I wanted to check it out. Just want to emphasize we're all different. YMMV. Guess there was just one girl (Emily?) the day I visited, because she had to answer the door twice after we started the session. Strike one. If I'm being generous looks were a 6, and body a 5, super skinny, hard to call her a spinner, just damn thin. Strike two. I almost always go hour the hour 70, the massage was ok, and when we got to the point where she asked me "what kind of massage you want"? I said everything, because despite not being all that attracted to her I have no self restraint in these situations. She tells me it's her "special day" and not everything is on the table. Strike three. Overpaid 80 CBJ. Will not repeat.

[Geolis]

Made a trip to the new Rose on Missouri Ave, not the old one on Ulmerton. Place is an old house that is decorated nicely, found it very comfortable. Coco was on vacation, so Mei the new girl was there. Nice slim body, very nice TS, nicer hands with good deep tissue. Some great teasing on the way and on the flip, all was good. Easy access to roaming, although I didn't push it too hard since this was 1st time with Mei. No issue communicating on the flip and her style and touch were very good on the HJ. Enjoyed quite a bit and will definitely return. With either Mei or Coco, you will be happy. Chose 90 minutes $. And. 8 at the end. A bit more because it was very good.

[MackG1967]

Thanks, Meridian.

I saw Katia last week. Excellent service. Open 24 hours. Bentley next on my list. Website also has reviews or comments but no details of visit.

[HumanBeing]

Friend made a few visits in the last month or two. He said he visited A5 3 times and met 3 different Chinese Cuties. All 20's and attractive, 2 Thin and one very curvy. Rub Downs were good or great and visits finished in 1st. HE, 2nd. CFS, 3rd. CBJ / HE. Friend also said he visited no-name on seminole BLVD in the strip mall at 6420 twice and got ok. Good rub downs with HE. Two Chinese ladies both late 30's early 40's and attractive and both HE. Place is very small and sign is frequently not working but it is open.

How would one find a5? I Google this and nothing came up.

[Nekidinflorida]

Is Jackie still around? PM me number is you have it.

She was awesome back in the day.