Massage Parlor Reports

[HungMosquito]

I have been a frequent patron of The Body Cave for more than a year. What I do know is that they work by appointment only and that you are not allowed inside no sooner than 5 minutes before your appointment so if you arrived 15 minutes earlier than your appointment time then who's fault is that really? As far as the ladies being overweight, you must have not visited The Body Cave recently as the 2 girls on the site look even better IMO in person and no, they are not overweight. It amazes me how you guys are so quick to bash a place when most of you are no Ken doll yourself. And for the gloves, I have so much respect for a place as clean as this place that's not holding a dozen bare cocks a day or passing out BBBJ like so many of the places guys often glorify. Gross! The owner Shalonda is very sweet and can't see everyone that requests to see her so she hired the additional help. If you're looking for a $40 HJ by ladies who's has 300 plus cocks up them while laying on dirty sheets in another guy's jizz then go visit your corner AMP. IF you're looking for a unique spa experience in a clean, safe friendly environment where you're catered to, I recommend you try The Body Cave.

These ladies can be seen on their website under the "Meet The Team" section and as anyone can from the backgrounds, these are far from Glamour shots. Hey monger, care to post what you look like?

TOURE.

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

Second Red Flag was when I arrived 15 minutes early for my appointment I was told I had to wait outside in my car until "they were ready for me". So any allusions about this being an upscale place where I could sit around and sip on a beverage and make small talk until my appointment time were dashed.

Next Red Flag was I had asked if I could have a specific girl from the pictures on their Craigslist ad and then I was instead given the girl who had asked me to wait in the car (who was overweight and not to my liking. I had actually chosen the owner Shalonda but instead got Janella). Here is a link to their pictures:

[JohnnyMonger69]

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

Second Red Flag was when I arrived 15 minutes early for my appointment I was told I had to wait outside in my car until "they were ready for me". So any allusions about this being an upscale place where I could sit around and sip on a beverage and make small talk until my appointment time were dashed.

Next Red Flag was I had asked if I could have a specific girl from the pictures on their Craigslist ad and then I was instead given the girl who had asked me to wait in the car (who was overweight and not to my liking. I had actually chosen the owner Shalonda but instead got Janella). Here is a link to their pictures:

https://thebodycave.com/meet-the-team/

These girls must have gone to Glamour Shots to get their pictures done because the two I saw do not look that good and both girls were about 20 to 30 pounds heavier than their pictures would indicate.

As for the Body Scrub it was conducted like I was at a doctor's office (the attendant wore rubber gloves). It was definitely not the same vibe you get in a Asian massage parlor. No hint of friendliness and very little small talk. Some attention was paid to Junior, but it was more out of clinical necessity that any attempt to make my experience enjoyable. There was no hint What-So-Ever of any kind of extras and given the appearance of my attendant I would not have wanted any at all.

I was also hustled out of the room because they had another client coming in for a Brazilian wax and that was why I could not have Shalonda because she is the one who does that service and the appointment times overlapped.

I will give this experience Two Thumbs Down. It is expensive, the staff is not friendly or attractive, making me wait in my car for 15 minutes is rude, there were no extras nor any kind of hint of extras. I urge fellow mongers to avoid this place.

[Batman6969]

She must have had an off day. Candy has been one of the best providers for this year. She has a near perfect body and is very sweet.

Candy is crazy good. I had an awesome time with her last week.

[IanD5]

It's been a while but I remember a stand up shower in the little dark room across the hall , it had a hand held shower head.

They used the stand-up shower as a backup, as mentioned. I always take a quick shower in there after the session. They are absolutely fine with it.

[SmallTittyLvr]

If this is the one behind the KFC. I have gotten everything there except back door. Last two times were covered FS and BBBJ. I usually get myself semi hard before they come back into the room, and am stroking when they come in. So they know what I am looking for. Was there less than a month ago. Don't give up. And don't wait for them to initiate. Stay safe and stuff.

How much was the service there for Extras? And how would you rate the girls there?

It's conveniently located for my commute, so I want to try it out. Any info would help before I try them next week.

[DooMutt]

Hey. Thanks for the info. I realized you mentioned Chanel in your post. It's just that the last time I visited, they told me she no longer works there. That's why I was wondering if she was still there. Wasn't sure how long ago you went for your visit.

Didn't want you to think I was illiterate or something.

[ImmCat]

So they do HE then? And also do they wear gloves or no?

I've been a couple times. First time, service by the owner before she hired help. Very thorough manscaping followed by a very nice HE that almost felt like it was accidental, just party of the exfoliation and hydration process. Almost. Left squeaky clean and hairless.

2nd time, one of the new girls. Service was close to the same, thorough shaving and exfoliation, but there was zero hint of HE, not even remotely. Left with blue balls and when I showered later, saw there was still hair everywhere. Like everywhere. Owner asked me for a review when I left. I texted it to her, but never got a reply. That was my last visit while the help is there, no thanks! Gloves both times though since you asked.

[RiotStar]

Had such a wild time with Sophia. I asked for anyone so when I saw her, I thought she was little plain looking but with a pretty face and very nice smile. Our time together was intense. I guess YMMV for sure when it comes to them. I had mentioned months ago that I had a whatever experience with Mickey. Ended up seeing her again and it was a complete 180. I'm thinking it depends on time and mood they're in. Mickey was telling me she works everyday and is exhausted. Sophia fucked me up. In the best of ways. Table shower was intense as well as the session. Real great at teasing, extreme cts, dfk, the works

[BillyW]

Went to Golden Gate the other day. Differently not the same. Yes FS is on the menu but over priced and I ended up with an older Asian woman late 50's and on the heavy side. I won't be going back until they get a much young and better looking staff that performs like the old days!

[Jimbo321]

If this is the one behind the KFC. I have gotten everything there except back door. Last two times were covered FS and BBBJ. I usually get myself semi hard before they come back into the room, and am stroking when they come in. So they know what I am looking for. Was there less than a month ago. Don't give up. And don't wait for them to initiate. Stay safe and stuff.

I went to this place earlier this week, its located in a plaza on Colonial all the way out in Winter Garden. I searched and saw a review a while ago that some extra was on the menu, but that wasn't the case for me. There was no hint of it and I've gotten used to them initiating the fun and was enjoying the massage so I just let it go on. I enjoyed the massage and the place is not too far from me so I'll probably give it another go and see. She wore a mask so I couldn't see much of her face but she did have a nice body. Another thing I liked about the place is how hidden the entrance is, I hate going to AMPs in crowded plazas. It was. 6 for 45 min.

[Cmbrbg135]

Quick question, so I have been to MC once this year and got a table shower. However, the table shower kind of grosses me out (I know that sounds silly coming from a guy who eats out hookers ass holes and pussys haha). So, would they get upset if I ask for a stand up shower? Do they offer that?

I love the internal contradictions, which almost always present in a lot of the things we face. This is a perfect example that individual preferences are just that, no context. People like what they like. - getting grossed out by "table shower" Vs. "eats out hookers ass holes and pussys". No dispute there. Rarely certain contradictions are spelled out so clearly for us to notice. When you it this way, damn! The human mind is such a mystery, I can simply admire in wonderment. The one thing I would add is, the fact that she personality washes and cleans you, can make a huge difference in how comfortable she gets with you. In my experience, when or if she washes my dick, 99.99% I'll get a nice BBBJ.

[Big In Japan]

Quick question, so I have been to MC once this year and got a table shower. However, the table shower kind of grosses me out (I know that sounds silly coming from a guy who eats out hookers ass holes and pussys haha). So, would they get upset if I ask for a stand up shower? Do they offer that?

They use the stand up shower often when the table shower is busy. So no, they won't get upset at all.

[WestcoastRydah]

Quick question, so I have been to MC once this year and got a table shower. However, the table shower kind of grosses me out (I know that sounds silly coming from a guy who eats out hookers ass holes and pussys haha). So, would they get upset if I ask for a stand up shower? Do they offer that?

It's been a while but I remember a stand up shower in the little dark room across the hall from the TS. , it had a hand held shower head.

[Liquid3867]

Quick question, so I have been to MC once this year and got a table shower. However, the table shower kind of grosses me out (I know that sounds silly coming from a guy who eats out hookers ass holes and pussys haha). So, would they get upset if I ask for a stand up shower? Do they offer that?

[CowboyRob0311]

Stop by MC today around 1030 am, ask for Jessica but she was busy so I settled with Candy. Huge mistake. She really wasn't into it. Everything felt rush. After first pop still had over 20 minutes left she tried rushing me out. Told her I want another pop basically she was trying to stall and not wanting to go again. Which kill the whole mood. Got dress and left. On the way out Kilo ask how was she told her not so good. She apologize and said next time I'll give you better girl. Candy is by far the worst I have seen there. Hopefully next time is better! Might try out kings later.

She must have had an off day. Candy has been one of the best providers for this year. She has a near perfect body and is very sweet.