Massage Parlor Reports

[ThaaAtOne]

Shalonda, this is a bad look. Just stop. You already have a fraudulent busines model (fellas PM for more info), but the way you're creating accounts and continuously defending the body cave is quite comical. It all began with your original handle opus1984. Several handles later, you're at Hauff. Just stop, Shalonda. Else someone will really bash your business model and call you out for your fraudulent affair.

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

[Bjceb]

Lets call it what it is.

If I go to an AMP and. 60 hh or. 80 and get a horrible massage with no expected service and then expect a tip beyond that you are crazy and deserve the bad press. There are plenty of great lmt's that will give you a great massage for way less, so of'course we are pissed when that happens.

This is what they are complaining about. This place is charging high rates for the service and so there are certain expectations that obviously were not met for whatever reason. Take care of business and there will be no complaints!

Never been there myself.

Stay safe and have fun!

Also Shalonda, $31 tax on $169 works out to 18%.

Are BJs taxed at a higher rate?

[Hauff]

I visited this provider about two months ago at her in call in Casselberry. I think it's her in the pictures. She's short, maybe 5.2 ft, and very curvy. Her hair is shorter than in the pictures. I Opted for 30 min and then I fell asleep at the table. In my dream I had a topless massage with a lot of roaming. Standard finish which was sensual and very nice. 160 mario coins for the experience. In my dream there was definitely a menu, but perhaps slightly pricey, and I'm fine with dreaming about just a standard finish. She has great comms, and can carry on a conversation. The downside was that it smelled like cigarette smoke in the condo, and that could be a turn off for some. Just FYI. With this said, your dream might look very different, but you'll definitely leave satisfied. There aren't that many options in the area so it might be worth a visit if you're up in that area. I might return at some point, but not for some time.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/158752

[RowdyReptile]

Sounds to me like Shalonda got outed as HungMosquito and changed her name to Hauff.

Shalonda. You're either in Or out. If you want to be on erotic review site. Coach your girls up to jack off the cocks after the shave. And ditch the gloves, LOL.

[Amp Forever]

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

Sounds to me like Shalonda got outed as HungMosquito and changed her name to Hauff.

[Sombrero Gato]

Tg spa: in Winter Park near popular BBQ place. Off the main road. Solid place. Clean. Good to great massage with good to great ending. Not FS but not into that. Ladies are tad older but look good and great attitude. Always recommend.

Down street from Asian acupuncture: could be good with new talent whenever they get it. Nice rear entrance to building. Older lady tries hard. YMMV.

Aa massage. Good place rear entrance. Sometime younger provider who may or may not perform well. Repeat once in awhile.

Off obt in strip mall by a private Catholic school. Fun place. Fun hot girls. Lots of fun here. Repeat. Not sure name. Could be magic or at least close by there.

Blue sky? By 4 and Fairbanks. Older lady. Thin. Good massage. Standard but good finish. Might go back.

Orchid. Off colonial by the mall. Older ladies. Nice discreet entrance. Good massage. Standard ending. YMMV.

Milk. Semi attractive lady. Highly visible entrance off main Street. Doubt I'd go back for this reason. Good time overall thogh. She was very nice and aimed to please.

Sakura. By you good place. Ladies somewhat attractive but all give great massage. Standard ending with enthusiasm. Would repeat.

HI thanks for this great breakdown. I was wondering if you had a better location / name for the places you mentioned near the acupuncture and mall / school. I'm about 2 hours away from Orlando so I don't get a chance to get in the area often and learn landmarks well. Oh and also did the older lady at the acupuncture offer he even if standard?

[Hauff]

I saw an ad in CL that they were looking for "models" to come and get a free Brazilian shave / trim, in order to have the new providers gain experience. I texted and asked if they needed someone, and I quickly received a reply back from the owner, Shalonda (I assume it was her I was communicating with) to come in at 1 pm. I showed up and was assigned Keyla. Very cute girl in her later 20's, I would guess. Hispanic looking with sexy curves and beautiful face. The treatment itself (shave, trim, post-shave exfoliating, lotion, mask, etc) was very well done. Very attentive and sweet. I truly enjoyed it, but I had hoped for some extra finish, but there was none. I'm perfectly fine with this since it was a complimentary service, and I have nothing but positive things to say other than that. I tipped Keyla 45 for the session.

Afterwards I was called over by Shalonda who asked for feedback. She said that some people had said that the providers weren't "thorough" enough, which to me probably means that there might be some extra finish involved. She was very nice, and I agreed that I would be back again in the near future and schedule an appointment with Shalonda as provider. I will post a review of that when it happens, but I think I will leave more satisfied next time. At least that's my hope.

Thank you Shalonda! I look forward to seeing you next time.

[Hey Flint]

Also Shalonda, $31 tax on $169 works out to 18%.

Are BJs taxed at a higher rate?

Hi Shalonda! I've never been to your establishment but you are very good at talking it up and defending it. Just be more discrete about it. Love you, talk to you soon. <3.

[PapiCholo]

I have been a frequent patron of The Body Cave for more than a year. What I do know is that they work by appointment only and that you are not allowed inside no sooner than 5 minutes before your appointment so if you arrived 15 minutes earlier than your appointment time then who's fault is that really? As far as the ladies being overweight, you must have not visited The Body Cave recently as the 2 girls on the site look even better IMO in person and no, they are not overweight. It amazes me how you guys are so quick to bash a place when most of you are no Ken doll yourself. And for the gloves, I have so much respect for a place as clean as this place that's not holding a dozen bare cocks a day or passing out BBBJ like so many of the places guys often glorify. Gross! The owner Shalonda is very sweet and can't see everyone that requests to see her so she hired the additional help. If you're looking for a $40 HJ by ladies who's has 300 plus cocks up them while laying on dirty sheets in another guy's jizz then go visit your corner AMP. IF you're looking for a unique spa experience in a clean, safe friendly environment where you're catered to, I recommend you try The Body Cave.

These ladies can be seen on their website under the "Meet The Team" section and as anyone can from the backgrounds, these are far from Glamour shots. Hey monger, care to post what you look like?

TOURE.

Hi Shalonda! I've never been to your establishment but you are very good at talking it up and defending it. Just be more discrete about it. Love you, talk to you soon. <3.

[Wildbill2]

Tg spa: in Winter Park near popular BBQ place. Off the main road. Solid place. Clean. Good to great massage with good to great ending. Not FS but not into that. Ladies are tad older but look good and great attitude. Always recommend.

Used to be rainbow spa off colonial Dr. Horrible. Smells bad. Ladies old and ugly.

Lucky dragon. Good to great massage. Highly visable entrance off busy road. Standard finish. Noisy building. Not the best place.

Down street from Asian acupuncture: could be good with new talent whenever they get it. Nice rear entrance to building. Older lady tries hard. YMMV.

My soothing touch. Standard everything. Clean. Wouldn't repeat. Lady very average looking.

Golden moonlight. Weird vibe here. Standard everything. YMMV but I won't repeat. Lady somewhat attractive just not into it.

Aa massage. Good place rear entrance. Sometime younger provider who may or may not perform well. Repeat once in awhile.

Off obt in strip mall by a private Catholic school. Fun place. Fun hot girls. Lots of fun here. Repeat. Not sure name. Could be magic or at least close by there.

Blue sky? By 4 and Fairbanks. Older lady. Thin. Good massage. Standard but good finish. Might go back.

Orchid. Off colonial by the mall. Older ladies. Nice discreet entrance. Good massage. Standard ending. YMMV.

Not a FS guy so these are the ones I tried recently although YMMV if you looking for more than standard.

Corner of Aloma and 4 x6. Older lady could be good if new talent arrives standard everything for me here.

Milk. Semi attractive lady. Highly visible entrance off main Street. Doubt I'd go back for this reason. Good time overall thogh. She was very nice and aimed to please.

Sakura. By you good place. Ladies somewhat attractive but all give great massage. Standard ending with enthusiasm. Would repeat.

[JmSuttr]

Had some free time after work so I decided to check out the Body Cave in Casselberry. I called up and asked about the body scrub they were advertising on Craigslist under the Services Beauty Section:

https://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/d...243086930.html

I was directed to their website and instructed that I had to book through there:

https://thebodycave.com/

First Red Flag was the Full Body Scrub / Polish advertised as $169 on Craigslist comes out to just over $200 (with Tax) when you complete booking the session with your credit card (The charge shows up as THE BODY CAVE FL on your credit card statement).

When visiting a spa or provider for the first time, especially if you don't have reviews or reports beforehand, it's usually safer to sample the goods at the lower end of the menu first rather than letting yourself be tempted by some expensive "signature" service.

When checking out a new restaurant, for example, there's always something to try that won't dent the wallet too much but will show if the chef has good skills. And simultaneously you're checking out the cleanliness of the place, the attitude of the staff, etc. If it's all good then it's worth a repeat visit. If not, at least you haven't wasted your hard-earned $.

I don't know this particular place, but I'm guessing they offer a standard massage or other less expensive menu option.

[Heywood2020]

Looks like Haley is back. Merry Christmas.

https://passionflowrprincess.wixsite.com/thetouch

[HungMosquito]

https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/c...--3618008.html

According to this Florida attorney, they are supposed to be charging a sales tax as they pay a sales tax on those services.

First- for a body scrub you are drastically over paying! The going rate is about 100 is a real spa.

Secondly- You are getting ripped off with them charging you tax. Spa services in the State of Florida are not taxed. Only if you by products. So they are pocketing this extra money!

[HungMosquito]

If this were true then Hair Cuttery wouldn't charge taxes on my hair services. Every man that comes on here is thinking with the little head or else they wouldn't be on here, including you.

First- for a body scrub you are drastically over paying! The going rate is about 100 is a real spa.

Secondly- You are getting ripped off with them charging you tax. Spa services in the State of Florida are not taxed. Only if you by products. So they are pocketing this extra money!

[JohnnyMonger69]

Update to my original post. The owner Shalonda reached out to me and spoke with me about my visit there. She offered me a Full Refund and also let me know that if I had a problem with the service or the experience that I had there then I should have contacted her first and given her a chance to make it right. She let me know that she is a small business person and that a negative review like mine can really hurt her business and she even offered to give me a free session herself to make up for the service that I received on my first visit.

Guys, I have to let you know that I really felt like a Jerk after our conversation as she was genuinely hurt by my review and she said that she has put a lot of work into building her business and training her personnel. I also have to agree with her that it is not fair to complain about something before giving the person or business you are complaining about a chance to fix the problem.

Sometimes crap in our personal life (Work, Family Problems, Stress in general) color our perceptions of events and I think that was also the case here. In retrospect, my first visit here was not great, it was not all that bad either. I will be taking Shalonda up on her offer of a free session and I will let everyone know how things went the second time around.