Massage Parlor Reports

[FootyFanatic14]

Short answer: Maybe! (which is better than NO!).

It comes down to who you saw before and if that girl is still there, as there tends to be more "YMMV" from one girl to the next than at other places (like Milk, where every single girl is COMMANDED by Fearless Leader (Keiko/Snow) to perform ALL the same exact services... thereby rendering the YMMV-factor minimal). I haven't been to U-Massage in a while myself, but the general service level is still approximately the same.

What I can say with certainty is that if you happened to see Jenny at U-Massage before, SHE is definitely not there now (Jenny's been on quite a long vacation, but no one has confirmed if that is permanent or not).

Jenny has been working out of town under a different name for the last couple of months. She was back in Orlando for a couple of weeks before she went back out of town. Just saw her a couple of days ago.

[Dr Willy]

I dreamed about you Massage a few years ago and woke up quite happy. Will be back in the area again soon and was wondering if it would still be the same nice dreams?

Short answer: Maybe! (which is better than NO!).

It comes down to who you saw before and if that girl is still there, as there tends to be more "YMMV" from one girl to the next than at other places (like Milk, where every single girl is COMMANDED by Fearless Leader (Keiko/Snow) to perform ALL the same exact services... thereby rendering the YMMV-factor minimal). I haven't been to U-Massage in a while myself, but the general service level is still approximately the same.

What I can say with certainty is that if you happened to see Jenny at U-Massage before, SHE is definitely not there now (Jenny's been on quite a long vacation, but no one has confirmed if that is permanent or not).

[Italstal1210]

Stopped by NDS today and had Mina. Petite, B's maybe (wasn't sure if real though), decent face. Started with quick back massage then flipped. BBBJ was great! Wanted to CIM but had to stop her because that ass was calling me. CG then doggy, ended up mish. Got dressed and in walks Summer and some other girl. Both pretty hot (maybe next time) Nothing to complain about here. Nice visit. $$ 20..

My bad. Her name was Mina, not Tina.

[SouthernRoam]

After narrowing the field, I had a nice dream at Healthy Land where Cici didn't disappoint. Started the 30 min with plenty of teasing in the TS, followed by a competent massage that lead to a topless CBJ on the flip. Cici looked like 20's-30's, tight body with nice natural Bs and playful. For the MM/NDS crowd, this may not be for you. But for $ .60 total this would be a dream worth having again.

[HumbleHal]

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[Italstal1210]

Stopped by NDS today and had Tina. Petite, B's maybe (wasn't sure if real though), decent face. Started with quick back massage then flipped. BBBJ was great! Wanted to CIM but had to stop her because that ass was calling me. CG then doggy, ended up mish. Got dressed and in walks Summer and some other girl. Both pretty hot (maybe next time) Nothing to complain about here. Nice visit. $$ 20.

I. S.

[HumbleHal]

I had a dream today. Went to MM at 9:05 am. Wanted a good selection. There was only one other car in the parking lot so I knew someone got there before me. I think the women sleep there overnight to keep their expenses down.

Greeter asked if my first time there, I said no, I had dreams before, she said who did you see before and said I will get you someone new. I got Sophia. Isn't Sophia an Italian name, not a Chinese name? Am sure these girls all use stage names anyway, if I worked there I would not want my customers to know my real name.

Exact same routine as the other girls do. But Sophia is more engaging, slightly cuter than others I have seen there. Here routine is exactly as described by others on this site. Same conversation, same words, positions, and moaning as others have said in their posts, she said "fock my pussy", etc. As described by others in their dreams. I knew it was acting, but what the heck? Much better acting and engagement than my last girl friend, nonetheless. I think Sophia's boobs are real and not fake because I did not see any scars where implants had been added. And they felt like real boobies. Comments?

I asked how old she was, I asked "25"? She said 24. How long in Orlando? "3 years." I asked if she had a boyfriend and she gave the correct answer, "You are my boyfriend now!" Sophia knows the routine, all the lines, and plays it best, have not tried a dream with the other recommended woman named Mocha, am not sure what she looks like but others have recommended her here.

After my dream I was led out the back / side door to the parking lot. Was surprised that the side door worked. Went past their kitchen on the way out. The girls must have their meals there, and live there all the time to save money. Saw 4 other cars in the parking lot, so it must have gotten busy by 10 am while I had my early morning dream.

[ApuestaGrande]

I dreamed about you Massage a few years ago and woke up quite happy. Will be back in the area again soon and was wondering if it would still be the same nice dreams?

[Nightowl21]

Genuinely curious if anyone else gets anxious when going to MM or NDS or any other place? I'm always nervous to get in trouble with the law. Is there any reason these places haven't been shutdown? Sorry if question is weird just want to feel more secure in new hobby.

Probably not the best start to your monger posting career with these 2 posts. If dudes get "anxious" there wouldn't be literally bundreds of posts about just the 2 spas you mention, including answering you other post question about pricing. As you scroll through the the looooong list of pages and read the reports, you won't see any about a massage client (massages are not against the law), getting busted. The only one I can think of at all was the Robert Kraft fiasco, and read how that turned out. Now I will say this: If you go to a spa and your masseuse is a middle age dude that looks like he got beat up a lot in school and now has a God complex, I would probably just jump to the next spa. Hope that answers your question. Now go out and see what you've been missing and report back! Good luck.

[Gwamka]

I've seen some ads, and it looks great (all Latinas near airport on Hoffner Ave. Any feedback on it? Seems like it's appointment only.

Can you give a little better idea as to where this is located. Cross street or landmark of some sort. For the life of me I can't figure out where this is.

Thanks.

[BigHeadJohn]

I went to MM & saw Amanda yesterday. Everything perfect. No waiting. Amanda looked gorgeous & performed the best. She let me shot twice. A great kisser too. I rated her 9 out of 10.

[JesusMiles1]

Genuinely curious if anyone else gets anxious when going to MM or NDS or any other place? I'm always nervous to get in trouble with the law. Is there any reason these places haven't been shutdown? Sorry if question is weird just want to feel more secure in new hobby.

[PapaChulu]

Ate report. Went to MM early in the day 2 weeks ago. Ot was my first time. It was hard to find buy I made it. Drew Sophia. She was very friendly and good looking. Table shower BBBJ, tuma, more BBBJ then CIM. After we finished she led me to the room. Round 2 was amazing. After we finished she dressed me. Awesome experience!

PC.

[YoungMongers]

I've seen some ads, and it looks great (all Latinas near airport on Hoffner Ave. Any feedback on it? Seems like it's appointment only.

I've been twice. The experience really depends on who you get but it's pretty much a massage and a HE. To do extra they overcharge by a lot and some claim you need to be a regular for that. I dreamt of rubbing on her cat the first time. She wanted to charge me 60 bones for it, I agreed and told her it was in my car (I just got in my car and left). The women were hot both times. 100 bones is what I dropped both times.

[EastSide 67]

Going to be in Ocala and Altamonte area first couple of days in June. Can some recommend a sure bet for stress reliving massage.

Thanks. For anyone coming to Indy. Sweet Spa is the place to go.

Hoosier.