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07-19-22 20:56 #40605
Posts: 2MM swing and a miss today
Went to MM today around 5:30 or so. Parking lot as pretty empty so in I went. I had a bad feeling after reading some of the reports but figured eh, how bad could it be?
Older lady took my $, not Kiko, not Sophia and not the older soft lady that usually grabs my butt. Some tall thin older gal with very little English. She shows me to the room as usual and I ask who's working, she says "You wait, one hour. " I just kinda blinked and said "Ok" and start goofing around on my phone. She comes back with a teensy bottle of water and says something else I didn't understand.
Laying on the bed for a bit playing on my phone, hear some of the usual over the top from another room and keep goofing around on my phone. About 20 minutes later A knock comes and in comes in a girl all happy and bubbly, I ask her name and she says "Mimi" and I blurt out "I effing knew it" under my breath. I just kinda sigh and she asks "Is ok?" and I replied "I asked for Gina or Yumi" to which she says "Oh. No here. I ok?" and I just sorta shrug. I figure I'm not getting my money back without a big to do and possible by Kiko who always acts like she hates me anyway.
She asks if I want a table shower and I say no, I just showered before I came. I got a huge new tattoo a few days ago and I don't want to risk getting staph or anything in the table shower. So she says "Ok, you wait, I towel" and off she goes. Few minutes go by and someone else gets brought in, I hear them ask who's available and the woman doesn't speak much English, so he just says "No Mindy. No Mindy at all. " And I here the older lady say "Oh. Ok. Mimi ok?" and I think to myself "Oh dope! I'm saved! They'll switch!
They didn't. Mimi came back. That led to literally the worst BBBJ I've ever gotten, the lamest cowgirl with her trying to inch off of it every other second ending with the lamest finish I've ever had. I just did it so I could leave. I was tempted to not finish and just put my clothes on, but since I knew I wasn't getting my money back I figured I might as well make the best of it. She did catch however, so there's that. But still. Awful, just awful. Not what I go to MM for at all.
Don't get me wrong. I've had some lame sessions. Sometimes you just don't mesh with the girl. It's like that with Sophia. I don't care for her, we just don't click, but the service is always good if not bit toothy.
On the other hand I've had WAY more amazing sessions with Gina, Suzy multiple times when she was there, Amanda and Jun Jun.
But with this current line up I think I'll just take a break for awhile. I don't care for the upsell model of King or NDS or the girls in particular. MM was cream of the crop as far as I've experienced and if this is the cream of the crop at the moment. I'd rather starve.
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07-19-22 19:11 #40604
Posts: 34BO Emily: Worst experience in 15 years of hobbying
Gentleman, it is with great displeasure and even some anger that I have to leave this review. After stopping at MM last night and having a great time on this trip to Orlando (review to come), I decided that I would see what the buzz around BO was about. One car in the lot so I thought to myself, great I will be able to pick my girl. Have a soft spot in my heart for latinas and hoped that the session would make me come back every day the rest of my stay. I'm Asian, but much prefer latinas over Asian women 10/10 times. Walk in to the room and an old Hispanic woman told me that Emily would be in. I asked if I can see who all is working, and she responds, no just Emily. 5 minutes later and in comes Emily. Her body is pretty tight, but I would give her face a 3 out of 10 at best. Nothing like the knockouts I've read about. I didn't recall seeing a review of Emily before, so I decided to try and report back. Plus I thought the view in K9 would be enough to at least try.
I promise you, I was nothing but a gentleman to the two people I talk to thus far since walking into the establishment. We go to TS, and it is the most disinterested wash I've ever received, like she was annoyed. Calling me mi amore like it was a chore. No tease whatsoever. I've probably been more turned on by accidently rubbing my dick on a turnstile in the subway. Again, some reviews have mentioned this as a standard, so I tried not to think anything of it.
Get to the room and it gets exponentially worse. Starts a massage and it goes on and feels like it will never end. I kindly ask her if we can move on. She obliges, and puts some lotion on her hands and starts an HJ. Again, it's completely disinterested. I can't even get hard at this point because I'm shocked at how bad this whole situation is. I ask her to take her jean shorts off, to which she sighs and begrudgingly takes them off (the ass is nice). She asks what's wrong, to which I reply that this is not what I expected. And then we hit the climax.
SHE GRABS THE BOTTLE OF LOTION, HANDS IT TO ME AND SAYS, "HERE, DO YOU WANT TO TRY?
I'm dumbfounded at this point. I tell her that I think we are done here. I ask to shower off this lotion that is caked over my body. Put on my cloths, and walk out the door. The old Hispanic MMS says to come again. Yeah right.
Guys, there were probably things I could have done differently, like walking out immediately when Emily was offered to me for starters. I knew there was no chance of a refund, so I didn't even bother asking. Yes YMMV, and maybe she wasn't into me or I smelled funny or whatever (showered before I came). Please, do yourself a favor and stay the hell away from Emily. She has two moles or birthmarks close together on the left side of her middle back. Just in case they change her name due to negative reports.
So disappointed. Out $$ but I'm optimistic. Will venture out to NDS or hit up MM again tonight to redeem the trip. Stay safe fellas.
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07-19-22 17:10 #40603
Posts: 389Mimi at Milk
Unbelievable body on Mimi. Probably the 2nd best looking girl at Milk besides Amanda.
She doesn't give the greatest service but she's definitely worth seeing at least one time because she's so hot. I didn't see any signs of surgery and she appeared to be all natural. She said she is 21 but I'd probably say she's mid to late 20's. She would be a superstar if she learns how to give a good blowjob.
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07-19-22 14:43 #40602
Posts: 17288 sandlake massage closed?
Did anyone see that the massage place behind Barnes and nobles in Dr. Phillips closed?
I really liked seeing Lala there. Does anyone know where the girls might have rotated to and why it closed?
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07-19-22 14:41 #40601
Posts: 96Island Therapy Altamonte
Another great trip to Island therapy Altamonte. But this was my first time with Angela and she did not disappoint. She is about 5'2" with a thin Asian body that looks 30 years old. Her massage is very good and almost as good as Cici. Mask on the entire time. Started with nice TS and plenty of teasing. Back to the room where I noticed the table was not as comfortable as it could have been. I think it needs new padding. But the place is clean, safe and friendly. I was able to turn the fan off before laying on the table and this helped as I tend to get cold. No interruptions and no need to make appointment if going during the weekday afternoons. Girls came out on the flip and they are small of course but very friendly. Great HE technique and she enjoys the roaming. Easy and good quality. 80 for the hour and tip for the flip (usually 60). This trip preceded my first time with Bebe and provided a nice comparison (read review in non AMP section).
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07-19-22 13:03 #40600
Posts: 235Originally Posted by Ronnie720 [View Original Post]
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07-19-22 12:25 #40599
Posts: 32Waxing
Originally Posted by CheeseCookies [View Original Post]
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07-19-22 12:09 #40598
Posts: 32Location check
Originally Posted by HotBoss [View Original Post]
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07-19-22 10:22 #40597
Posts: 128First AMP experience
Originally Posted by Ronnie720 [View Original Post]
I am from Kentucky in Orlando on business. I have been following your boards for 6 months, so MM was a logical choice for my first real AMP experience. Got Mandy, and had similar experience to Ronnie's. Enjoyed the table shower the most, but overall, wasn't WOWed. My hand was pushed away when approaching her clit or bottom. When I asked for an "oral" finish, I don't think she understood me, and basically got a HJ. I recognized "the script", and if Mandy acted more into it, I can see the potential. I would try someone else next time, but I have to admit I'm not particularly attracted to Chinese girls. Overall, the Orlando scene is far superior to what you find up north. Here, if you are lucky, you get a SWBJ (Saran wrap BJ).
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07-19-22 07:46 #40596
Posts: 669Noobs
Originally Posted by BoonTobias [View Original Post]
If you're new to AMPs Milk is the perfect initiation.
I've been there about ten times and have never had a bad experience, but some were better than others.
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07-19-22 07:29 #40595
Posts: 29Originally Posted by BoonTobias [View Original Post]
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07-18-22 16:33 #40594
Posts: 64Nds & os
Visited these two locations this weekend and had a great dream. Met with Ruby and Angel at NDS. Rocked my world with TUMA, Daty and the world. Ruby as usual wanted it in the ass. Great time for $$ total. Expensive but one of a kind experience.
Another day went to Ocean Star and had Sugar. Not as attractive as the NDS girls but had TUMA and everything for $$.2. Orlando, you are the best.
Angel told me they have 5 girls working now so no wait and no rush.
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07-18-22 15:27 #40593
Posts: 53MM. MiMi
So, I followed the meticulous advice of all of our members when walking into MM around 7 pm on Friday night. I said hi to Kiko and told her how beautiful she was looking that day. I told her I was with Mocha and Gina and wanted to try Mandi or the new girl Mimi. She got me MiMi. Pretty face but an incredible little body. But- she was shy. Didn't take direction too well. Was an ok experience you would get at most other shops. So it was disappointing for the MM standard. TS was meh and I swear she must have filed her nails down to a point the way it scraped against my bunghole. So off to the room and again not your typical wild girl MM experience I am used to and is talked about on this Forum. Sweet girl but will not repeat with her. Again, this would have been a pretty good experience at other shops so it wasn't terrible. I let Kiko know as I went out the door. Wasn't rude and putting MiMi down but that it wasn't the same experience. "She new to American custom" Ai'ght. I'll check out Mandi (Mandy?) next.
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07-18-22 13:38 #40592
Posts: 100Originally Posted by BoonTobias [View Original Post]
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07-18-22 11:59 #40591
Posts: 17Originally Posted by MoveOn1970 [View Original Post]
Thanks.