Massage Parlor Reports

**Big Surf** · 06-19-06 23:31

Just wondering if anyone else has veered away from the few AMP's for handshaking action. In the past, I have met with a couple of providers who advertised in the Orlando Weekly. Both were pretty good, and both were on the east side of town which was very convenient for me. (Im one who truly prefers handshakes to FS for a few reasons, mostly the budget and safety aspects.)

Both charged $ and both were located in residential locations. I am kind of torn between the AMP and the independent provider, both situations have their advantages.

The AMP is very reliable situation in which both provider and customer know the protocol. The massage and TS enhance the experience so you really get a great all around service. However the language barrier can sometimes create miscommunications and the AMP can get kind of boring.

An independent provider can be a great because the girls usually are more likely to get cozy with you and not be so mechanical. The message is usually laughable if one is given at all. For a true handshake connoisseur however it's really nice to have a good ole american gal really get into it and take some instruction rather than what you typically get at an AMP.

Any thoughts or providers worth mentioning?

**Wsph7** · 06-19-06 21:47

Originally Posted by Hairball

... My wandering hands were not discouraged but the goods are covered too much for any wettness testing...

Do they also keep their top "covered too much" for fleshy exploration?

**Maggot** · 06-19-06 20:14

Snake: That the new girl down at AAA, by any chance? I don't recall her name, but it was the worst visit there ever. Sad, because she was damn fine - but she's in the wrong line of work - Or at least the wrong place

On the other hand, I stopped by LOA (?) on 17-92 between 436 & 434. Massage was actually so good I didn't think there'd be a handshake. I was incorrect in my assumption & it actually ended up being a fairly decent one. I didn't ask for more, but it didn't seem like there was anything else was going on. Hell, there wasn't even a negotiation on the handshake, she just started going at it.

Pleasant surprises are always welcome for us north-enders.

**Snake12** · 06-17-06 21:31

Had a new, for me, approach at a local amp. After the flip and about half way through the front massage, she placed my hand on my ding dong, I removed it and replaced it with her hand. She proced with the handshake while I asked for more, but she only shook her head no. Comments?

**Hairball** · 06-17-06 19:44

Took my maiden voyage here today. Big Surf,s report was right on target. They have a thing for appointments unlike most amps so call first. I only saw the one girl who took care of me but she was better looking and younger than most places. I would probably rate it the same as Toyoko in that both were good technique no haggle handshakes. My wandering hands were not discouraged but the goods are covered too much for any wettness testing. Both places were very enjoyable but left feeling no other extras were available. Someone PM me if I am wrong. Hairball

**Maylor74** · 06-12-06 08:01

I have recently moved out to the Deland area. Are there any massage places or independents in that area? If so can anyone help me out? I used to live in Orlando and know most of the spots there, just looking for something a little closer to my new home now.

**Big Surf** · 06-07-06 23:32

Since my last post, I've visited Asahi twice, Shinn Inn Twice, and the new place on east colonial (just east of 436) twice.

Asahi
Location is secluded and the interior is actually quite nice, however be sure to mapquest this place before heading out. The therapists there are usually mid to late 30's and rate about a 6 outta 10 on average. Messages are very good, TS average, and the handshake pretty mechanical. They are open late and appointments don't seem to be necessary. No haggling over tips, they seem to be fine with whatever you throw their way. Overall Grade: B-

Shinn Inn
Easy to find and has rear parking. Both my experiences here were before 4pm and I must say the girls are by far the most attractive in O-town. Late 20's to early 30's and not a single dog amongst them. The message is average, TS is very nice, and the handshake above average. No haggling over tips, and an appointment is preferred. Just showing up without an appt. more often than not will result in you having to wait or come back the next day.
Overall Grade: A

Asian Massage (east colonial)
Location is easy to find, however parking is just yards from colonial and not secluded at all. I mention this because I have a fairly recognizable vehicle to those who know me (might not be cool for a co-worker or family member to see it parked out front

The therapists are not very impressive. Late 30's to early 40's and havent seen anyone that stood out. Massage is average, TS is average, and handshake pretty mechanical. There is a haggle over tips which is a huge turnoff for me because if they don't get what they wan't their attitude quickly changes as if now they are performing a chore. I only visited this place a second time because of how close to home it is located.
Overall Grade: C

All the places mentioned above charge the standard for massage:

$60 for 1/2 hr
$80 for an hr.

I've learned that the half hr is all you need. I usually show up with $ which leaves me a $40 tip, works well.

**Inglewood** · 06-05-06 19:38

Went to Asahi last week. Saw Kim. Below avg in looks and a bit of an attitude. Asked up front how much I wanted to spend. OK TS. Below avg massage. And finished with lousy handshake. Damage. 80 and 40. Wouldn't have left the 40 had I not mentioned it up front. Might return if I can get a different girl.

**Newguy72** · 06-05-06 15:41

I recently decided to give AMP's a chance. I've never been to 1 before.

The one on sand lake/obt seems to one of the few in south orlando, so off I went. I've gone twice in the past 3 weeks now. Both trips were pretty much the same. Good table shower and good massage. Left happy both times, nothing special, but it was nice. 0.8 for the house and 0.4 tip. From what I read on here that's pretty standard.

The first provider was in here 30's I'd say and the 2nd was probably a little older.

I may try another establishment on the northern part of town and hopefully find someone younger. I'm not sure if I have the option of picking who I wanted. Each time, the lady just got up and lead me back. Never really had the chance to chose.

I have decided I prefer the massage experience to the SW or escort scene. The first is just too damn dangerous and the second is just too damn expensive

**Bwanadik** · 05-29-06 00:54

Went to an AMP named after a large Japanese city a few weeks ago and got treated very nicely with a shower and massage and handshake. Girl didn't even ask for a tip and was pleased with the $30 I gave her before leaving.

**Inglewood** · 05-27-06 18:22

Haven't seen a a recent report...will be in Orlando next week. Any recent info on Asahi or Shinn Inn? Will report next week on outcome. Thanks!

**NC Wanderer** · 05-21-06 12:59

Originally Posted by Ron News

There's a massage parlor on the north side of SR436 in a small strip just west of 17-92. The telephone number said it's Ebony Massage. Anybody had any dreams about this place?

I went there a couple of years back. Straight massage, no extras from a 40'ish black lady. I have not wandered back.

**Ron News** · 05-18-06 22:47

There's a massage parlor on the north side of SR436 in a small strip just west of 17-92. The telephone number said it's Ebony Massage. Anybody had any dreams about this place?

**Ron News** · 05-18-06 22:44

I heard a guy talking in Seven Eleven yesterday about a "shower sting." It sounded like he was talking about a couple of girls getting caught. This was up on SR 434 east of 17-92. Anybody heard about anything going on?

**Member #3975** · 05-16-06 21:24

Hey Hairball

I'm not sure if your dream had anything to do with it, but “our friend” was possibly circling that place like a vulture soon after your dream.

For everyone else, if you miss the place and have to make a u-turn, make sure you drive 2 or 3 miles first or you could have someone in your rear view mirror following too closely. Of course I'm not speaking from experience :-)

Everyone be careful while dreaming about this place.

I recommend that you know what to do in the event you should have to pull over. A quick search on the net for one of our favorite hobbies should do the trick. I’m sure there is more info in the forum and archives as well.

For now, I consider this a high risk dream.

pop till you drop,
hojo