Massage Parlor Reports

[MadisonGuy69]

Visited Luxsa. I had an option of Mulan, who seemed very angry talking with someone on the phone, at the very least I could tell she wasn't "into it", and by the way she looks NOTHING like her photos online. Kendra or Monika (not sure of name), who seemed to be very high maintenance. Zoey, Jenna, and Delilah. I chose Delilah. She looked about 25, but she's maybe around early 30's. I thought it was the smarter choice based on the options presented to me, but. BIG MISTAKE. It did not leave me relaxed at all. I know YMMV, but come on! My advice, avoid her at all costs, she has no idea what she's doing and only cares about money. If you want details read on.

Got in the room, laid down, and she started the standard massage, with lots of attention to all areas. She even complemented my hair and my body. Now, looking back at it, I should had just left after this moment. The massage lasted maybe. 4-5 minutes. After that, I can tell she is officially done with the massage session. I was thinking "WTF. That's it? She now lays on the table, and lets me massage her, and the whole time she kept saying "Isn't my body amazing?" Very Trump-esque. For some reason she started talking about her life, which is really not what I wanted to hear; it was a complete turn-off hearing about her daughter and other personal things that I won't mention here.

At about the 30th minute, she proceeds to say to me that "I" need to hurry up because my time is almost up. WTF, I paid for an hour! She seemed to ignore that argument for some reason. After this point, she was very rushed and clearly annoyed at me that I wasn't yet "happy" with her "amazing service" that she provides sarcasm. She even told me to take care of myself since she was now "too tired". I honestly didn't think I would become happy, since all I could think about was how pissed I was at this human being. Because (a) I hardly got a massage that I was looking forward to, (b) she's rushing me out of there, (c) she's an overly narcissistic person, (d) I got to know about her personal life which was a turn-off, and now (e) I had forked 2-bills to come to this place, have a bad time, and take care of myself. Then to add to my annoyance, she opened the door and stood there naked at the door talking with one of the other girls (not sure who) for a couple of minutes about who knows what.

After I finally became happy, she hands me ONE small towel to clean up, saying "here. You can do this on your own". She then proceeds to exit the room.

Literally 12 minutes go by, I am dressed and ready to go. I was "WTF. Did she forget that I'm here? Like I mentioned before, the list of annoyances kept growing. I decided to open the door and go to the main reception area. Nobody there. Again, I'm thinking "WTF is going on here? If I was a bad guy, I would have stolen 2 sets of keys to 2 vehicles, and gone through 3 purses, probably full of cash, not to mention stealing whatever was in the official reception window that belonged to the establishment itself, and run out of there. But again, I would never do that. But my point is "COME ON!" How can they be so careless? I went back to my room and waited for my dismissal, since I didn't want to get in trouble or be alleged of doing anything wrong.

Again, that's just my experience w this particular human being, and like others said before, YMMV.

My experience with her was nothing like that. She seemed pretty cool and I could see why guys continue to see her. She's probably the youngest asian in Orlando working although she isn't really my type. There's plenty of chatty massage girls, that is one of the advantages of AMP's is typically they don't speak as much, but then it's pretty annoying when they do with really bad english. I still put Luxsa ahead of any AMP, but the UTR stuff is the best in my opinion but least consistent. I definitely wouldn't recommend Luxsa for the massage part of things, but oddly I would say of everyone I've seen there Mulan does the best job. Some are going to be much worse so be prepared. With Luxsa it's about hot young girls, while AMPs are usually decent looking middle ages women who massage well. Very different tastes.

[Indian River]

I see that Luxsa is advertising on the escort pages. When you go there, are you seeing an escort or can you just get a HE massage.

[BillyBobbing]

Seriously brotherman. You ain't the last one With that experience. I usually keep my mouth shut about bad experiences because folks will have bad days. I feel certain MP ladies have this mentality and stems from management's lack of reaction to customer feedback.

I had a similar experience about 9 months ago with our mutual Asian friend and I've never been back since.

Coincidentally that's also when CB opened up their house with more staffing and the queue died down.

Not really trying to push specific business down or prop ones up. Having consistent service and listen to customers' feedback if you are going to charge above market premium.

I hope to do a report on BB this week. Sounds like there is a bit more actual massaging va CB.

Visited Luxsa. I had an option of Mulan, who seemed very angry talking with someone on the phone, at the very least I could tell she wasn't "into it", and by the way she looks NOTHING like her photos online. Kendra or Monika (not sure of name), who seemed to be very high maintenance. Zoey, Jenna, and Delilah. I chose Delilah. She looked about 25, but she's maybe around early 30's. I thought it was the smarter choice based on the options presented to me, but. BIG MISTAKE. It did not leave me relaxed at all. I know YMMV, but come on! My advice, avoid her at all costs, she has no idea what she's doing and only cares about money. If you want details read on.

Got in the room, laid down, and she started the standard massage, with lots of attention to all areas. She even complemented my hair and my body. Now, looking back at it, I should had just left after this moment. The massage lasted maybe. 4-5 minutes. After that, I can tell she is officially done with the massage session. I was thinking "WTF. That's it? She now lays on the table, and lets me massage her, and the whole time she kept saying "Isn't my body amazing?" Very Trump-esque. For some reason she started talking about her life, which is really not what I wanted to hear; it was a complete turn-off hearing about her daughter and other personal things that I won't mention here.

At about the 30th minute, she proceeds to say to me that "I" need to hurry up because my time is almost up. WTF, I paid for an hour! She seemed to ignore that argument for some reason. After this point, she was very rushed and clearly annoyed at me that I wasn't yet "happy" with her "amazing service" that she provides sarcasm. She even told me to take care of myself since she was now "too tired". I honestly didn't think I would become happy, since all I could think about was how pissed I was at this human being. Because (a) I hardly got a massage that I was looking forward to, (b) she's rushing me out of there, (c) she's an overly narcissistic person, (d) I got to know about her personal life which was a turn-off, and now (e) I had forked 2-bills to come to this place, have a bad time, and take care of myself. Then to add to my annoyance, she opened the door and stood there naked at the door talking with one of the other girls (not sure who) for a couple of minutes about who knows what.

After I finally became happy, she hands me ONE small towel to clean up, saying "here. You can do this on your own". She then proceeds to exit the room.

Literally 12 minutes go by, I am dressed and ready to go. I was "WTF. Did she forget that I'm here? Like I mentioned before, the list of annoyances kept growing. I decided to open the door and go to the main reception area. Nobody there. Again, I'm thinking "WTF is going on here? If I was a bad guy, I would have stolen 2 sets of keys to 2 vehicles, and gone through 3 purses, probably full of cash, not to mention stealing whatever was in the official reception window that belonged to the establishment itself, and run out of there. But again, I would never do that. But my point is "COME ON!" How can they be so careless? I went back to my room and waited for my dismissal, since I didn't want to get in trouble or be alleged of doing anything wrong.

Again, that's just my experience w this particular human being, and like others said before, YMMV.

[VManOrl01]

Stopped by Bora Bora today, parked in the back where its nice and private and entered through the door in the back. This time I saw Happy (aka Joy). Nice looking with a killer body. Started with a very nice TS where she paid plenty of attention to the "important" areas. Once in the room she gave me a nice massage with tons of teasing. When she dimmed the lights and had me flip over she was standing there in her birthday suit looking incredible. Had a VERY nice dream with all the bells and whistles and woke up a very happy man. I was speaking to one of the girls up front before I left and she was telling me that they had some new beautiful girls including the beautiful Miko from CB starting Friday. I know where I'm going to be Friday that's for sure. Good times for sure at Bora Bora!

[Aquarian62]

I've had massages from Jackie, but I've never had a Mutual. Has anyone here ever?

I've had several body glides from Jackie. Once she gets comfortable with you, the experience is incredible. Well worth the investment.

[Ryan9939]

Visited Luxsa. I had an option of Mulan, who seemed very angry talking with someone on the phone, at the very least I could tell she wasn't "into it", and by the way she looks NOTHING like her photos online. Kendra or Monika (not sure of name), who seemed to be very high maintenance. Zoey, Jenna, and Delilah. I chose Delilah. She looked about 25, but she's maybe around early 30's. I thought it was the smarter choice based on the options presented to me, but. BIG MISTAKE. It did not leave me relaxed at all. I know YMMV, but come on! My advice, avoid her at all costs, she has no idea what she's doing and only cares about money. If you want details read on.

Got in the room, laid down, and she started the standard massage, with lots of attention to all areas. She even complemented my hair and my body. Now, looking back at it, I should had just left after this moment. The massage lasted maybe. 4-5 minutes. After that, I can tell she is officially done with the massage session. I was thinking "WTF. That's it? She now lays on the table, and lets me massage her, and the whole time she kept saying "Isn't my body amazing?" Very Trump-esque. For some reason she started talking about her life, which is really not what I wanted to hear; it was a complete turn-off hearing about her daughter and other personal things that I won't mention here.

At about the 30th minute, she proceeds to say to me that "I" need to hurry up because my time is almost up. WTF, I paid for an hour! She seemed to ignore that argument for some reason. After this point, she was very rushed and clearly annoyed at me that I wasn't yet "happy" with her "amazing service" that she provides sarcasm. She even told me to take care of myself since she was now "too tired". I honestly didn't think I would become happy, since all I could think about was how pissed I was at this human being. Because (a) I hardly got a massage that I was looking forward to, (b) she's rushing me out of there, (c) she's an overly narcissistic person, (d) I got to know about her personal life which was a turn-off, and now (e) I had forked 2-bills to come to this place, have a bad time, and take care of myself. Then to add to my annoyance, she opened the door and stood there naked at the door talking with one of the other girls (not sure who) for a couple of minutes about who knows what.

After I finally became happy, she hands me ONE small towel to clean up, saying "here. You can do this on your own". She then proceeds to exit the room.

Literally 12 minutes go by, I am dressed and ready to go. I was "WTF. Did she forget that I'm here? Like I mentioned before, the list of annoyances kept growing. I decided to open the door and go to the main reception area. Nobody there. Again, I'm thinking "WTF is going on here? If I was a bad guy, I would have stolen 2 sets of keys to 2 vehicles, and gone through 3 purses, probably full of cash, not to mention stealing whatever was in the official reception window that belonged to the establishment itself, and run out of there. But again, I would never do that. But my point is "COME ON!" How can they be so careless? I went back to my room and waited for my dismissal, since I didn't want to get in trouble or be alleged of doing anything wrong.

Again, that's just my experience w this particular human being, and like others said before, YMMV.

[Diamond5]

I've had massages from Jackie, but I've never had a Mutual. Has anyone here ever?

[Diamond5]

If you have yet to see Eve, you don't know what you're missing out on! She works incall from her apartment near UCF. Her ad on CL is a rare thing. As her pic is recent and accurate, and she is lying about her age! In most of the ads we see, the pics and age posted are both 10-15 years old! She is a sweet girl who can carry on a conversation and gives a nice massage, too! On the flip side, she will make sure you.

Leave a happy camper! Her donation is reasonable, and the service is better! If you're into the young, beautiful, short and petite type woman, you should really give Eve a try. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

Are her massages done in the nude?

[MotoMadman]

If you have yet to see Eve, you don't know what you're missing out on! She works incall from her apartment near UCF. Her ad on CL is a rare thing. As her pic is recent and accurate, and she is lying about her age! In most of the ads we see, the pics and age posted are both 10-15 years old! She is a sweet girl who can carry on a conversation and gives a nice massage, too! On the flip side, she will make sure you.

Leave a happy camper! Her donation is reasonable, and the service is better! If you're into the young, beautiful, short and petite type woman, you should really give Eve a try. I don't think you'll be disappointed!

[Zooman]

Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?

Tried both locations twice, hoping for an improvement but no. Both suck (well ready, they didn't. . I wished the sucked and more). Both locations had below average massage and even less extras.

UTR Clermont was amazing. Too bad items off the table now. Have not seen her yet since her return, but is amazingly fresh and great in all aspects.

West side needs more options.

[NaughtyBoy1]

I guess you meant Clermont UTR is still the best minus those extras we were getting. I really feel bad that we have to let that go. I guess time moves on.

NB1.

I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.

[WalSTreet]

Some of these girls read the board player. No need to be hurtful to them. We wouldn't want one of the ladies posting how small your pee pee is. LOL.

She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.

[RogueOut1991]

My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.

I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.

[Oltimega]

Donation is 120 plus tip and Tara is gone.

She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.

[MichelleMass80]

My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.

Other then Michelle it's a waste of time, I guess.