Massage Parlor Reports

**TeenLover** · 07-02-18 09:20

Originally Posted by SammFunGuy [View Original Post]

I don't know how many times I have to say this but they are the biggest rip offs in Orlando. I have gone there many times until I realized they either up sell you everything or give you shitty service. If there were girls that did a half ass decent job, they're probably gone by now. Play hard be safe.

SFG.

I went to Luxa once about 4 years ago when it was all the rage and had the definition of a mediocre experience, never went back. This was before Cherry Blossom which pretty much changed the landscape for this kind of place. I hear about them so infrequently I'm kind of surprised they are still open.

**SammFunGuy** · 07-02-18 08:44

Originally Posted by TheStrayCat [View Original Post]

Dreamt that I made a first visit to Luxsa Spa sometime in the last couple weeks;.

Called early in the day for an appointment that night. I was told to call back later after shift change as they did not know which girls would be there for my desired appointment time. So I did, lady was very friendly. Unfortunately, my top 2 picks were no longer working there. The lady told me that I could choose from a lineup when I got there. "Great! I thought as that's my one complaint of the AMP's. I monger quite a bit in foreign countries and you always get to choose. This was a welcomed option from them.

Got to the place, had to text them for the suite number as it was in an office complex. Got the number and walked in. I was the only customer it seemed, but could be wrong. There were 4 girls there in the front room. They asked if I had an appointment and I said 'yes'. They all introduced themselves to me. I was very disappointed. Not 1 girl was even a 7. 5 on my scale. Seemed like 2 were skinny, but rail thin and not attractive, to me at least. Then there was 1 girl that had too many lbs for me. The last girl, which will rename nameless, was ok, but still was a bit heavy for me, but she had that traditional Latina look that I love. She had a nice smile and cute face. All the girls are looking at me and I'm thinking, 'should I just tell them that nothing really suits my fancy' and leave. I had already driven across town for this endeavor, so I decided to pick the one closest to my liking. There was no greeting, no handshake, 'nice to meet you', no personalization at all. I am not sure we even made eye contact at all through the whole service. I dreamed that I opted for the Nuru massage, which they were not prepared for, even though I told them that this is the service I wanted when I made the appointment. The therapist had to warm up the nuru gel, which takes about 10-15 minutes. The room only had an inflatable mattress on the floor. Being tall, my feet hung off the end, hitting the floor. The place was clean, but I really don't want to be touching the tile floor during a massage. She tells me to get undressed and lay on the mattress and leaves the room for a few minutes. She comes back, gets some regular massage oil, gets on the mattress with me. Only at this point does she take off her shirt. Leaves her bra on. She proceeds to give me a back rub with some regular massage oil. After about 10 minutes, she says that the nuru oil should be ready. And spends another few minutes getting it ready. Then gets back on the mattress with me. At this point, we are probably 20-25 minutes into the service, and she just now is taking off her bra and jeans. She has very long hair, but no tie or anything to tie it up and she made it clear that she didn't want to get her hair messed up. Really? This is a nuru massage. These are supposed to be messy, slimy and fun. Well, she puts the gel on my back and gives me what I would rate as a 3/10 nuru massage only on my back. She even tells me that they try to emulate those nuru massages you see in the porn videos. I would give her a 'C-' for her attempt. Just really bad. She then asks me to tell her when I'm ready to turn over. Being such a mediocre performance at this time, I said that I would turn over then. She cleaned the gel off my back, but not the massage oil from the back of my legs or feet, so I had to do that myself when we were done. I turned over. Thinking that there would be more of the nuru massage, body to body sliding action, on the front side. Nope! She took some oil and gently started massaging my mid-section and proceeds to give me a hand job. She got a few small wash cloths and cleaned me up and I left.

She was sweet and personable, but unprepared w / no hair tie and could've done a better job of cleaning me up. I had to clean off some of the oil myself. They have no shower there, so that makes giving a true nuru massage near impossible as you have to shower and get that stuff off afterwards. Maybe that's why she didn't really get into it. She did tell me that there's another girl there that is the 'nuru goddess'. I may go back at some point, but there really is no comparison at all to the AMP's where you always get first class service and are treated like a king every time by every girl. Price was 200 roses. I could've gone to an AMP and gotten a younger, slimmer, hotter girl and full service for about the same amount of roses. A no brainer for me.

I don't know how many times I have to say this but they are the biggest rip offs in Orlando. I have gone there many times until I realized they either up sell you everything or give you shitty service. If there were girls that did a half ass decent job, they're probably gone by now. Play hard be safe.

SFG.

**PapiGuapo** · 07-02-18 08:42

Originally Posted by SportsmanSc [View Original Post]

I live in SC and I'm planning a trip to Orlando. I'm really looking forward to visiting GG and BO. All the information provided has been very helpful. Can anyone tell me if 2 pops are an option at either GG and BO?

Yes, at both.

**Nightowl21** · 07-01-18 23:46

Originally Posted by Rich5 [View Original Post]

Went to May Spa early in the morning the other day. There was only one provider, I guess 9:30 is to early. Found out that Sophia and Candy are gone. They were awesome, especially Sophia. So I get Mya who is thick but has big natural tits. Did get a deep tissue massage and a HE on the flip. They still have their $50 one hour special. But definitely got a better massage and finish with Sophia and Candy. Total calories lost:110.

I had the same experience. Hadn't seen the person that came to the window there before. I asked if Sophia was working and she said no. I asked who else was working and she said me, I new girl try. Since I actually wanted a massage, and had gotten at least a decent one there in the past, I reluctantly agreed to stay. She didn't look that bad at first, decent body and a nice rack. To make a long story short, she gave a crappy massage, and bitched about the ending taking too long. Said her name was Lady Gaga.

Now for those of you that want the longer version, here it is.

When I got there I could have sworn she said "how long you want" I said an hour she said "$50". I thought, finally somebody that doesn't try to get more when they're running a special. Usually they say $70 and when you remind them about the special they say ok $50. When she came back to the room I had to ask for a table shower. I kind of like them with the right person. She agrees and we go to the TS room. Face down she starts very very lightly applying the body wash. I doubt it even lathered up you could barely feel her hands. Asked me to turn over and same thing. She kept making slurping sounds and doing her tongue like a lizard LOL. I told her to go ahead, but I guess not. Barely even used her hand there. So now back to the room for one of the worst massages ever. Starts out grinding her elbows in my back and once a while doing a half-assed rub. There was no pattern or flow to her style, just all over the place. From your shoulder to your lower back to your calf back up to your neck, and with those damn elbows and then a half ass rub, it was actually pretty annoying. After a couple minutes she tapped me on the shoulder I looked up and she gives me the hunch sign, like Will Ferrell did in Wedding Crashers, LOL. At that point I said no just hand, after massage. She went on with her shity massage for a couple more minutes then said turn over. I'm thinking hmmm only been about 20 minutes. She does a little more light touch over my chest and then asks what I want. I say just hand, she says how much? I tell her $40 so, she says okay pay me now. At this point I'm getting a little aggravated feeling but thought I would let it play out. She gets the oil and starts going at it, but after about 5 minutes she tells me that time is almost up. I said no I paid for an hour. She says you only gave me 60. I said yeah, the special is $50 for an hour. She said no for half hour. I said no I come here all the time it's 50 for the hour. She finally relented and kept on with the HE. At this point I was determined to get the full hour and make the biatch work for it. She again started making the slurping sounds and doing the lizard tongue thing, but still no follow-through. She at least pulled her top down and does have a decent rack, even if they are just a bit droopy, still a pretty nice handful. And she was okay with wondering under the dress. As she kept going, she keeps complaining and rolling her eyes like she's about to faint. Keep saying how hot it is in there. Blah blah blah. She actually had been at it for a while so I finally just decide to stand up and finish all over her chest. Once there, actually aimed a little bit higher. Caught her by surprise, it was a little bit funny to see her surprised reaction. That almost made it worth the admission. At this point now that we were through, she acted like a new person. Very friendly, got me a hot towel and a bottle of water, started complimenting me and was very friendly and cordial. I asked her her name and she said Lady Gaga. I laughed out loud and she acted offended. I said oh you mean like the singer? She said yes this my microphone and she grabbed Junior. Kept patting him all the way to the front door. Kind of an entertaining way to leave but all in all was still a let down. I did see the other two girls that were working that day and none of them looked any better, so I guess I did as well as I could have since again I did actually want a massage. I have been a few times over the past couple months and actually got much younger and better-looking girls, not sure where they went or if they even still work there. I would not go back based on what I saw there until they get some new Talent.

**LurkerBo** · 07-01-18 21:58

Good evening all.

I wanted to check in and see if anyone can give me a heads up regarding taking a trip to the Islands at BO? Looking to mix it up a little, but I can't recall seeing a single report on this from BO. PM me if you prefer.

Be safe. Thanks all!

Bo.

**ThaaAtOne** · 07-01-18 19:29

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I am so tried of AMP right now. Anyone willing to give me a heads up on any Independent LMT's? I am not looking for FS. I love a long relaxing / sensual massage with HE. I would appreciate any help PM me. Thank you!

I will visit her when I get the itch to see NON AMP.

**ThaaAtOne** · 07-01-18 19:26

Was in the area decided to stop in. During my last visit (Feb / March) I opted for a 2 girl session. I forget the name of the girls, but they were younger looking and seemed to be late 20's. It was an awesome session from start to finish. I enter and ask to see a line up. Sorry to say, I had to leave without partaking in the fun. The 4 ladies who were introduced to me seemed to be in their late 30's early 40's. They were not as flawless as I remember them from previous visits.

Looks like I'll be sticking with Golden Gate and Blue Ocean for the AMP scene.

**Smitten** · 07-01-18 17:32

Originally Posted by Croppyboy [View Original Post]

When you guys are finishing up at BO or GG donyou get a second shower or good wipe down so you don't go home stinking like the strip club?

My last visit to Milk on Colonial I asked for and received a second table shower after the massage. This came at the expense of a shorter massage, however I left happy and nice and clean.

**RunnerGuy** · 07-01-18 17:19

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I am so tried of AMP right now. Anyone willing to give me a heads up on any Independent LMT's? I am not looking for FS. I love a long relaxing / sensual massage with HE. I would appreciate any help PM me. Thank you!

I'm looking for the same. The best was lily gold or Lilyana but she closed up shop a few months ago.

**SportsmanSc** · 07-01-18 15:12

I live in SC and I'm planning a trip to Orlando. I'm really looking forward to visiting GG and BO. All the information provided has been very helpful. Can anyone tell me if 2 pops are an option at either GG and BO?

**Smitten** · 07-01-18 14:12

Originally Posted by Bennigans69 [View Original Post]

Stop by Yestarday and greet with chinesse young lady at door. The house fee 45 hh. Then went to the room. Asked if I wanted a table shower now or after and I said now. Anyways it was nice relaxing and some teasing time. Back to the room and she started with very relaxing back massage some teasing to the boys. Few min late pass by left and someone else came back and felt different Pressure in my back then asked to turn over. It was a different girl with nicer body I think everything feels natural. She's Korean her name is Jenny. Menu is very open, CFS. I really enjoy my dream with her. Remind kinda of Jenny from you massage.

Went there last week and had similar good experience. The Place was dead when I showed up which made me a bit nervous. Excellent table shower with a bit of a BBBJ teasing. FS experience after nice massage and offered additional massage after. I wii repeat.

S.

**Barolo** · 07-01-18 14:04

I am so tried of AMP right now. Anyone willing to give me a heads up on any Independent LMT's? I am not looking for FS. I love a long relaxing / sensual massage with HE. I would appreciate any help PM me. Thank you!

**TheStrayCat** · 07-01-18 11:05

Dreamt that I made a first visit to Luxsa Spa sometime in the last couple weeks;.

Called early in the day for an appointment that night. I was told to call back later after shift change as they did not know which girls would be there for my desired appointment time. So I did, lady was very friendly. Unfortunately, my top 2 picks were no longer working there. The lady told me that I could choose from a lineup when I got there. "Great! I thought as that's my one complaint of the AMP's. I monger quite a bit in foreign countries and you always get to choose. This was a welcomed option from them.

Got to the place, had to text them for the suite number as it was in an office complex. Got the number and walked in. I was the only customer it seemed, but could be wrong. There were 4 girls there in the front room. They asked if I had an appointment and I said 'yes'. They all introduced themselves to me. I was very disappointed. Not 1 girl was even a 7. 5 on my scale. Seemed like 2 were skinny, but rail thin and not attractive, to me at least. Then there was 1 girl that had too many lbs for me. The last girl, which will rename nameless, was ok, but still was a bit heavy for me, but she had that traditional Latina look that I love. She had a nice smile and cute face. All the girls are looking at me and I'm thinking, 'should I just tell them that nothing really suits my fancy' and leave. I had already driven across town for this endeavor, so I decided to pick the one closest to my liking. There was no greeting, no handshake, 'nice to meet you', no personalization at all. I am not sure we even made eye contact at all through the whole service. I dreamed that I opted for the Nuru massage, which they were not prepared for, even though I told them that this is the service I wanted when I made the appointment. The therapist had to warm up the nuru gel, which takes about 10-15 minutes. The room only had an inflatable mattress on the floor. Being tall, my feet hung off the end, hitting the floor. The place was clean, but I really don't want to be touching the tile floor during a massage. She tells me to get undressed and lay on the mattress and leaves the room for a few minutes. She comes back, gets some regular massage oil, gets on the mattress with me. Only at this point does she take off her shirt. Leaves her bra on. She proceeds to give me a back rub with some regular massage oil. After about 10 minutes, she says that the nuru oil should be ready. And spends another few minutes getting it ready. Then gets back on the mattress with me. At this point, we are probably 20-25 minutes into the service, and she just now is taking off her bra and jeans. She has very long hair, but no tie or anything to tie it up and she made it clear that she didn't want to get her hair messed up. Really? This is a nuru massage. These are supposed to be messy, slimy and fun. Well, she puts the gel on my back and gives me what I would rate as a 3/10 nuru massage only on my back. She even tells me that they try to emulate those nuru massages you see in the porn videos. I would give her a 'C-' for her attempt. Just really bad. She then asks me to tell her when I'm ready to turn over. Being such a mediocre performance at this time, I said that I would turn over then. She cleaned the gel off my back, but not the massage oil from the back of my legs or feet, so I had to do that myself when we were done. I turned over. Thinking that there would be more of the nuru massage, body to body sliding action, on the front side. Nope! She took some oil and gently started massaging my mid-section and proceeds to give me a hand job. She got a few small wash cloths and cleaned me up and I left.

She was sweet and personable, but unprepared w / no hair tie and could've done a better job of cleaning me up. I had to clean off some of the oil myself. They have no shower there, so that makes giving a true nuru massage near impossible as you have to shower and get that stuff off afterwards. Maybe that's why she didn't really get into it. She did tell me that there's another girl there that is the 'nuru goddess'. I may go back at some point, but there really is no comparison at all to the AMP's where you always get first class service and are treated like a king every time by every girl. Price was 200 roses. I could've gone to an AMP and gotten a younger, slimmer, hotter girl and full service for about the same amount of roses. A no brainer for me.

**Wood Maker** · 06-30-18 21:01

Originally Posted by LakeGuys [View Original Post]

I tried you massage on Kirkman Rd and love it. But I can't find GG on google. Want to try them next but anyone please tell me what is GG stand for so I can google the address.

Thanks.

Golden Gate is at 561 North Semoran Blvd.

**LakeGuys** · 06-30-18 11:48

I tried you massage on Kirkman Rd and love it. But I can't find GG on google. Want to try them next but anyone please tell me what is GG stand for so I can google the address.

Thanks.