Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaDaddy1990]

I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time

Are you talking about the location in Orlando or the one down south? I had the exact same thing happen to me at the south Fl location, I mean identical.

[DarkStone]

I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better.

[Dr Willy]

Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.

I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.

[TryThisOut7707]

I'm normally on Tampa forums because Orlando is about 2 hrs away.

Read all the songs and praises of MC and paid a visit today. I see why many prefer AMP over other options. Thanks for the Intel. Saw Mocha and will def repeat at MC. Good god man.

Much appreciated mongers.

[Member #6533]

Do you have a link for the man cave? What was the damage, sounds interesting LOL

Have visited this interesting place recently. It's unique in several ways. First, you have to book in advance, and every service requires a deposit on a credit card. (As one friend told me, nothing beats a pre-paid VISA card.) After you book, you'll get multiple text messages about your upcoming appointment at The Body Cave.

Second, it's a low-key spa. Sugar scrubs, exfoliating, microblading (eyebrows) and all kinds of hair removal treatments, including wax or razor Brazilian treatments for men or women. You'll get a robe if you want it. There is a shower, but there is no massage available yet. The owner says she hopes to have her masseuse in place next month -- will be curious to see what kind of menu that entails.

The owner is Shalonda, classy, very cute, exceptionally sweet, big hips. As far as I know, she does all the treatments herself, and odds are you will be the only person in the spa with her.

The razor manscape is at once professional and erotic. She wears gloves, turns up the light and the music (she likes country) and gets to work on Junior with her creams and lotions. There's no dirty talk, though she'll carry on any conversation you want to have. She'll get you all shaved up, and then you have a lengthy period of post-shave treatments to make sure Junior is well-tended to. If you happen to get your nut while she massages in lotion, well, this shall not be spoken of and everyone will be happy.

When you leave, you're free to take your Maker's Mark (or whatever travel bottle of liquor was stocked that day) and some chocolates. And buyer beware: you will NOT smell like yourself.

Prices are spa-like: $125 for a manscape, including $50 deposit.

https://thebodycave.com

[MedellinMike]

Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.

[RobertDeniro]

Spent a quick session with Tina. Asian girl who was very pleasant and gave good services.

Will repeat.

[OTownGod]

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[Civic29]

Do you have a link for the man cave? What was the damage, sounds interesting LOL

Search for the body cave on google. I went like a month ago, nice curvy girl, she's the owner. Super friendly. First time ever getting manscaped by someone else. The prices are in their website, you have to make an appointment. But I can recommend it, you get a good service, and a good service LOL.

[ForestGreen213]

Another great dream at MC and today I pulled Tina on the suggestion of Keko aka Snow. She is a very pretty little Chinese girl with a nice body and big tits for her size. She gave me a nice TS and rubbed her tits all over my back. On the flip she began to grind her pussy on my dick and just said "don't put it inside". So hot! In the room she gave me a great massage from head to toe. Prime time was BBBJ followed by hammering her tight little pussy in Mish till I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and then finished our time with a nice foot massage.

Run to Tina, don't walk.

[BillyW]

Went to Ocean Star on Vineland rd by the Walmart over the weekend. What a waste of time! Good looking ladies, older ladies! I ended with The older one, Didn't really hear her name but the other girls called her Angel. An older Asian woman who thought I didn't know mandarin. Half way through the massage I told her what she had been saying. Stay away from this place, she and the other girls where talking crap about the men that had been in there and they all hated men in the Orlando area. One of the girls, smelt like butt and the other girl actually was great looking. So massage sucked, TS OK but really not in it. Way over priced. Stay with the top four, unless your into paying for over priced 50 year olds!

[JackHole]

Well said Miketastic. Everyone has different taste, I prefer spinner type bodies but also appreciate the Thickness of Mona. That is one of the reasons I like these spas, there is normally something for everyone's taste. Coming back to Orlando tomorrow and I am so ready do hit the old play areas.

Well said. Yet another reason I prefer the AMPs. Especially after reading some of the drama under the UTR thread. Now that the data is starting to even out again, the "Usual" places are making their way to the top. In my opinion, the Orlando AMPs can be likened to the old "PIZZA" simile: Even when it's not that good, it's still pretty damn good!

Be safe out there.

Jack.

[PhantomFree29]

Well I will say that the three years here I haven't really had the chance to get out there and try all that is offered it definitely is a little more expensive now then it was 30 years ago. There are a lot more parlors here now I would imagine. It has been tough with covid due to the fact that all spas were closed for three months and the island has been on lock down and now they are relaxing the procedures.

Man when I was in Guam a massage was only $35, it was my first time every mongering and Guam GOT ME HOOKED!! I couldn't believe that I could spend so little and get treated like a king, granted this was over 30 years ago, but, man I was in there at least twice a week LOL.

As for your trip to Orlando, you can't go wrong with MC, NDS, KMS, or King. NDS, KMS, and King rotate their girls, so they all spend about 2 or three weeks in each spa. They have quality talent, but, there are some bad ones mixed in. MC on the other hand is $40 cheaper and 15 min shorter but I think they have a better roster from top to bottom. Depending on when you come you should check out Helen, right now she's at King, she's been there a little over a week, she was at NDS before that. I've seen her several times (no review yet though, I've been slacking I know) and she's great, short, petite, and aims to please, she's probably going to KMS though. I saw her last Monday and she told me not to come next week because she would be on her period, so if you're coming the week of the 20th, don't ask for her because you'll probably only get BBBJ.

Safe travels, hope you have fun while here.

[WestcoastRydah]

I see that Golden Gate is open now, had anyone been since they reopened? How is the talent? How do they look? And most importantly is the service the same as it was before the lockdown?

[WestcoastRydah]

Hello all,

Currently in Guam serving and have been seeing all the posts on here and haven't had a good massage in some years that I have been stationed here. I'm looking for what the best massage and the best experience that I can get before I leave Orlando. Will only be there for an hour maybe two once I get my vehicle. Any help would be great full.

Man when I was in Guam a massage was only $35, it was my first time every mongering and Guam GOT ME HOOKED!! I couldn't believe that I could spend so little and get treated like a king, granted this was over 30 years ago, but, man I was in there at least twice a week LOL.

As for your trip to Orlando, you can't go wrong with MC, NDS, KMS, or King. NDS, KMS, and King rotate their girls, so they all spend about 2 or three weeks in each spa. They have quality talent, but, there are some bad ones mixed in. MC on the other hand is $40 cheaper and 15 min shorter but I think they have a better roster from top to bottom. Depending on when you come you should check out Helen, right now she's at King, she's been there a little over a week, she was at NDS before that. I've seen her several times (no review yet though, I've been slacking I know) and she's great, short, petite, and aims to please, she's probably going to KMS though. I saw her last Monday and she told me not to come next week because she would be on her period, so if you're coming the week of the 20th, don't ask for her because you'll probably only get BBBJ.

Safe travels, hope you have fun while here.