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[Dr Willy]

Link >> Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

Some don't exist.

Since there's not a lot of detail in your comment, I can only guess at your complete meaning. As all the links in that "Guide" are still working as designed for me, I come up with two possibilities for your difficulty:

1.) Perhaps your browser has some sort of "blocking" add-on feature, or some other quirk that prevents all of the links from working... or, and more likely...
2.) You're seeing the results for A2 Spa and Spring/Let's Relax come up with simple longitude/latitude coordinates while the rest actually come up with the "Google Maps Business Information" for each of those other establishments, and you're under the impression that this means those with coordinates "don't exist."

Based on a number of factors, I'm thinking #2 is the more likely scenario, so I'll address that one here:

The LACK of "Google Maps Business Information" for A2 Spa and Spring/Let's Relax is INTENTIONAL. The purpose of the links in the "Guide" are to pinpoint the physical location for each of the AMPs listed, and those that have, both, accurate Business Information AND accurate location information link to the Business Data within Google Maps.

In the case of A2 Spa, it is still a very new business and there is no "Google Maps Business Information" for the business, even as of this date (4/18/2024), so I elected to pinpoint the map coordinates in the parking lot near the front of A2 Spa's storefront. There IS "Google Maps Business Information" for the, now defunct, AMP that formerly occupied that location (May Spa), however, since that business is even listed as "Permanently Closed" in Google Maps, that data is highly likely to expire/vanish soon, as well as be misleading for anyone viewing that obsolete information and looking for A2 Spa.

In the case of Spring/Let's Relax, there IS "Google Maps Business Information" available under the new business name (Spring Massage), however, the geographic location icon (little red pointy balloon) is NOT accurate with respect to the precise location of the AMP within the strip plaza in which it is located. For this reason, I elected to pinpoint a place on Google Maps that actually lands the user almost directly in front of the business storefront, lest we be (constantly) fielding questions from people complaining they "can't find it" from the map link.

For your benefit (and anyone else that's still confused), following are 'Google Maps Business Information" links directly to the defunct "May Spa" (with pretty good location for the new A2 Spa) and the geographically ambiguous "Spring/Let's Relax" AMP:

Link to May Spa (where A2 Spa is located)
Link to Spring/Let's Relax (in the general vicinity, but not really accurate location)

If your original comment was directed at some other difficulty, I apologize for not being able to figure that out but welcome any clarification you care to offer.

[Jiat2001]

I went to see what the fun was about and decided to try out Helen for myself. Well it was sorta fun, I guess? In one report it says that she was half Vietnamese but she told me that she was Malaysian. There was lots of teasing in the TS with a few minutes of BBBJ. Once back in the room there was more BBBJ and CFS. She doesn't do DFK or LFK, just a couple of pecks and that's it. Even though she likes to tease it wasn't that enjoyable. I guess this is a good case of YMMV. Anyway, stay safe.

Jiat2001.

[FindingNimrod]

Before she left she said she'll be back next month. Apparently there are two new girls there, don't know if they're worth the trip since I haven't been. I'll come back next month, hopefully they bring back Lisa as well.

Hi. Anyone with any current info on Roxy at Aqua? Is she still there? Worth the trip? Thanks.

[NapaCouple]

After entering, yoyo greeted me, I paid her for the massage and went into one of the rooms and got comfortable. She came in a few minutes later and began the usual AMP lackluster massage. After fifteen minutes or so came the flip and she asked what I wanted. I pointed at her mouth and pussy and she got undressed. I played with her beautiful tits for a few minutes and then she went to town on me with a killer BBBJ. She wound up straddling me in a 69 position and I quickly became intrigued with the small little love hole, trimmed and attractive. I fingered her until I felt I was about to blow in her mouth. I stopped her, strapped on the coat and fucked her hard in Mish then rolled her over for a hard doggy pounding. It was fun, but I was having a hard time cuming so I had her suck me again and yoyo didn't stop until she was sure I was spent and she had every drop. She then went and spit and came back to clean me up. This is my favorite stop when passing through town.

Can you share a location?

[Zhongguo123]

After entering, yoyo greeted me, I paid her for the massage and went into one of the rooms and got comfortable. She came in a few minutes later and began the usual AMP lackluster massage. After fifteen minutes or so came the flip and she asked what I wanted. I pointed at her mouth and pussy and she got undressed. I played with her beautiful tits for a few minutes and then she went to town on me with a killer BBBJ. She wound up straddling me in a 69 position and I quickly became intrigued with the small little love hole, trimmed and attractive. I fingered her until I felt I was about to blow in her mouth. I stopped her, strapped on the coat and fucked her hard in Mish then rolled her over for a hard doggy pounding. It was fun, but I was having a hard time cuming so I had her suck me again and yoyo didn't stop until she was sure I was spent and she had every drop. She then went and spit and came back to clean me up. This is my favorite stop when passing through town.

[Lebowski69]

Just saw Tina at her new location. Always a favorite she has amazing strong massage skill with expert backwalking technique. She has moved to a new location across the street on Oxford as the old building (now demolished). New spa is very nice and a considerable upgrade from the old star location. Tina also has a new girl to assist who is few years younger but she says her massage is as good as hers. Will let you know when I get to visit with her. Well worth a visit for strong massage and L1.

The dude abides.

[Lebowski69]

Hey man I did the same. I always left my wallet in the car because I just don't trust people. Next time download Venmo, Cash App or Zelle. Every time I want something extra the girls will take one of those method of payments and they are very easy to setup.

Good way to let them know who you really are. There are some folks in this industry that may use that info to blackmail or extort you. If you have nothing to loose then I guess the lack of privacy is worth the connivence. For me it's a cash only hobby put a few extra bills in a different pocket or shoe in case you need more funds. I don't take my wallet in either. Be careful out there happy mongering.

The dude abides!

[BigHeadJohn]

KiKi is one of my favorite Milk / MM girls. A great kisser with a pair of nice C cups tits.

That is good news for me since she is now working at A2. I can just donate $$ to have fun with her for 45 minutes. A little bit cheaper than my other visits with her at another spa just several weeks ago.

I went to A2 to see her. This time it was cheaper but the service was better. She was more focused and more relaxed at A2.

Nuru massage, BBBJ and CFS in almost 45 minutes. Love the service and the rate.

[Rando1313]

Hi. Anyone with any current info on Roxy at Aqua? Is she still there? Worth the trip? Thanks.

[Bing789]

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks)..

Some don't exist.

[CopKoda]

Saw Miko today at Tokyo, excellent BBBJ, very wet and strong tongue. Stands about 5 ft, petite but not a spinner, typical Asian but and very nice man made Ds. Similar to Bella's Ds from gardenia a couple months ago. I was holding on to those for dear life while banging her in mish. Thought she'd tell me it's too rough but didn't say a word. She'll be going to Spring tomorrow apparently. So enjoy her there.

[CherryBsm88]

Heard she was back and went to see for myself. Those are the biggest natural titties and best ass if you like them a little thick (you just don't see Chinese girls with an ass like hers. Mona has such a pretty face and just so sweet! Love that girl. Won't get into all the details this time but. Damn! I always have fun with her. Sophia, JJ, Mina, and Mona are currently here..

[BigJohn619]

Agreed. O town is covered only unless you get very lucky. LA and Vegas are my go to when I get the "itch". I have given up on Orlando for that kind of AMP fun.

Multiple locations in Dallas. Honestly it rivals Orlando. Only thing is most are apartments. They are actually really nice. In gated apartment complexes. Going rate last time I was there was 260 I believe. Could have been 240. That's for complete Dongguan service with CIM covered. BBFS is 100 more but totally worth it. The one downside is its double the price for another girl. They're all Korean, not Chinese. Have found the youngest and hottest providers there by far. Some rotate to Korean Palace in Chicago. They did have some sort of bust lately. One place closed up. You used to be able to go to their website and see actual accurate pics of the girls. It was great. Now you have to do light screening to get the password to get on their site. This site has the least info on the area. Check ECCIE Dallas and you'll find all the details you need. I will be coming back to Orlando since MM closed up. Dr. Willys post is extremely valuable, but I'm looking for the biggest freak at the AMPs now. PM ot public any suggestions please.

[JayJayTwo]

Check out post 47572. Dr Willys complete idiots guide.

Absolutely worth reposting every 30 pages or so:

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks).

One heads-up remark regarding rates; each AMP listed below has a line-item for their standard rates, but almost ALL of them are the same "Orlando Market Rate" of 80+160 for one hour & 60+140 for a half-hour (as of this moment), with the one exception of A2 Spa, which continues to follow the time honored Milk Massage rate of a flat 200 for 45 minutes (with no other options for more/less time). There are those among you that will Dig in your heels to negotiate a lower rate, and that's always an option, so the stated standard rates may be considered a guideline for the quickest way to avoid pushback from your provider.

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Near Tu Casa Restaurant:
Click HERE for A2 Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: 200 for 45 minutes (FLAT & paid upfront), 4-Hands not usually offered, MSOG may be available (ask!). Remarkably consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at Milk Massage, with identical rates and service model. Former Milk "Manager" Keiko has not (yet?) made an appearance.

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Near Mrs. Potato Restaurant:
Click HERE for Gardenia Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Near Adega Gaucha Brazilian Steakhouse Restaurant:
Click HERE for Spring Massage Location In Google Maps (formerly known as "Let's Relax Spa").
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Click Here for an OLD Website. Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Not Really Near ANY Restaurant:
Click HERE for Tokyo Massage Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @+100/provider (aka "4-Hands") if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually offered. Fairly consistent service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by many of the providers formerly at NDS/King and rotating between Gardenia/Spring/Tokyo. Mona and Yuki-Monica-Blue serve as "ring leaders".

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Near Inay's Kitchen Restaurant:
Click HERE for Aqua Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, additional providers @FULL TIP! per provider (so "4-Hands" would be 80+160+160=400!!) if NOT busy, MSOG NOT usually available. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (i.e. YMMV from one provider to the next).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location. Roxy and Connie serve as "ring leaders".

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Same tiny plaza as Tropico Mofongo Restaurant & adjacent to Walmart parking lot:
Click HERE for Ocean Star Spa Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Usually INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider (but Vicky is a wild PSE, offering MSOG, when working).
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location.

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Same tiny plaza as Dominos Pizza in Lockhart:
Click HERE for Spa Serenity Location In Google Maps
Std.Rates: Hour=80+160 & Half-Hour=60+140, 4-Hands NOT likely, but YMMV, MSOG NOT likely, but YMMV. Somewhat INCONSISTENT service from provider to provider.
Notes: Staffed by rotating Chinese providers unique to this location, but USED to share talent with now-defunct U-Massage (like Jenny!).

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[Harry Plopper]

Agreed. O town is covered only unless you get very lucky. LA and Vegas are my go to when I get the "itch". I have given up on Orlando for that kind of AMP fun.

NYC and LA are the only consistent providers. Oh, and a few in LasVegas. If you strike gold though, hook a buddy up eh?