Massage Parlor Reports

[Azmodeus56]

It had been asked why I would drive a 4 hour round trip to drop $$ to $$40. The answer is simple. 1. Here you are going to drop almost that much for L1 and more for L2. 2. They are where my vehicle isn't going to be recognized and reported. 3. And the best reason it that the attendant is not 60+ years old and fugly.

[Jeff1976]

Lucky's fake moans are too over the top. How do you deal with them.

Give her something else to do with her mouth.

[Jeff1976]

This question comes up every now and then from folks new to the area. No shame in asking a perfectly logical question. LONG time readers here (and AMP clients in the area) have become familiar with the constant high traffic volume, however, I have deciphered a fool-proof way to absolutely KNOW when any given AMP is NOT busy. Quite simply, the answer is this:

'The Orlando AMPs are NOT busy at any time they are CLOSED! Any other time, they are MOST likely to be busy! If you catch a non-busy time, it's a fluke and not any kind of trend that one could count on to be repeatable. Unfortunate, but true.

The same can be said for Disney World or Universal Studios. There are NO CROWDS, no lines (and no reason to go) when they're closed!

It's totally unpredictable, and many of us are "guessing" on the options, with the same criteria. You can occasionally catch an empty spa at 8:00 pm on a Friday night, and then it's standing room only, the following Tuesday at 10:00 am. You just never know, until you get there.

[Jeff1976]

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

We all have our reasons & everyone has their own back-story. I bet there are a lot of us, who just go for the experience. We may even have wonderful, loving wives, with decent sex lives at home. That doesn't mean that we don't want to have a different experience, from time to time. Think of it as a mini vacation, or maybe renting an exciting sports car to drive for a while. It's just a change of pace, with no emotional involvement or obligation. When it's over, we can get back in the SUV or boring sedan, and return to our boring daily life (aka. Reality).

[CopKoda]

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

Don't take it personal. We all have our reasons. I consider myself young good looking, decently in shape and frequent these parlors.

[True21]

Just got back in town. Does anyone know if Lola is still around?

[AMoment]

Have seen some mixed reviews for a while now, decided to check it out since it's on my side of town and convenient. Drew Helen, attractive MILF type. She has a bit of a unique SE asian look, told me she was from Malaysia. 200 in the room and it was right down to business, bbj and cfs. Was in and out in under 30 minutes. I had a good time but don't expect quite the level of service as the more popular spas in town.

[FromMars]

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[MisterPowers]

Decided to get a haircut at the spot next to A2 just to scout. I speak Spanish fairly well so I was able to chat with some of the barbers. Turns out that they know exactly what A2 is and they simply all jokes to themselves about the clients who walk in. One of you guys was walking in and one of the barbers said.

"Look. There goes another. He thinks we don't know" and they all laughed. Safe to say that I did no go after my haircut.

You should've said, "Thanks for the haircut amigo. I'm going to get a massage now".

[SpaceCoast99]

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

It's not a matter of being able to pick up women. It's an easy no hassle good time. You can do and say things with these women that you might not normally do. You also have the advantage of not having to deal with the hassles of a girlfriend or a wife. When you want some you just go get some.

[BillyBob198]

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

[Dr Willy]

Reading these posts, it is best to avoid busy times. So what are the times to avoid going? Any insight will be appreciated.

This question comes up every now and then from folks new to the area. No shame in asking a perfectly logical question. LONG time readers here (and AMP clients in the area) have become familiar with the constant high traffic volume, however, I have deciphered a fool-proof way to absolutly KNOW when any given AMP is NOT busy. Quite simply, the answer is this:

'The Orlando AMPs are NOT busy at any time they are CLOSED! Any other time, they are MOST likely to be busy! If you catch a non-busy time, it's a fluke and not any kind of trend that one could count on to be repeatable. Unfortunate, but true.

The same can be said for Disney World or Universal Studios. There are NO CROWDS, no lines (and no reason to go) when they're closed!

[MarkGew]

Every body knows something is going on at any of these places.

If they have been in there and seen naked hot Asians walking around then of course they know.

I walked into another spa and a couple started laughing as they walked by me leaving a restaurant close by.

I didn't know them and don't give a sh $t what they think.

I agree and also don't try to be discreet.

Orlando is wild and wide open!

I will enjoy it while I can!

[Big In Japan]

Not sure if anybody else had this issue but I swung by Aqua the other day which is all inclusive but I only wanted a good backrub with some L1 finish but when I told the girl that I'm only willing to front mario coins for the hhr and L1 she got irritated and told me to not waste their time. After the attitude I just dipped and went to another place that's a bit further but serves L1.

Anybody else tried to just only do massage and L1 finish in the big famous spots but got turned away or at the least got bitched at?

Also, would love some recommendations with good massage and L1 finish where you won't get bitched at.

Nah, you're not going to get a decent rub and tug at a FS joint. Ironically, they just don't "do that" at those kinds of spots. If you're lucky you might get a half decent massage after the fact, and even that is more like just a bonus if they aren't too busy and the girl has nothing better to do.

Moreover, the vast majority of reviews on this board are of FS joints, so you got to get your info from another source, like rubmaps. Personally, I get a real massage from an independent LMT, and go to the FS joints for additional stress relief. That being said, the last time I had a decent rub and tug was at the following shops, YMMV.

Curry Ford Massage (Conway area).

Perfect Good Massage (on Orange).

Sunrise Massage (Canaveral, I am in the area occasionally).

[Bjceb]

Every body knows something is going on at any of these places.

If they have been in there and seen naked hot Asians walking around then of course they know.

I walked into another spa and a couple started laughing as they walked by me leaving a restaurant close by.

I didn't know them and don't give a sh $t what they think.

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.