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**FromMars** · 03-25-24 23:38

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**MisterPowers** · 03-25-24 22:06

Originally Posted by BillyBob198 [View Original Post]

Decided to get a haircut at the spot next to A2 just to scout. I speak Spanish fairly well so I was able to chat with some of the barbers. Turns out that they know exactly what A2 is and they simply all jokes to themselves about the clients who walk in. One of you guys was walking in and one of the barbers said.

"Look. There goes another. He thinks we don't know" and they all laughed. Safe to say that I did no go after my haircut.

You should've said, "Thanks for the haircut amigo. I'm going to get a massage now".

**SpaceCoast99** · 03-25-24 21:41

Originally Posted by BillyBob198 [View Original Post]

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

It's not a matter of being able to pick up women. It's an easy no hassle good time. You can do and say things with these women that you might not normally do. You also have the advantage of not having to deal with the hassles of a girlfriend or a wife. When you want some you just go get some.

**BillyBob198** · 03-25-24 20:08

Originally Posted by ThomasBandy23 [View Original Post]

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.

I don't think so. These guys are handsome by society's standards and seem to be in good shape. I don't think they have to pay for fun time outright. Regardless, it made me feel weird knowing that if I go to A2, a group of people will see me and start cracking jokes. Like I'm not proud or the fact that this is what I have to do but no need to make fun of me.

**Dr Willy** · 03-25-24 19:00

Originally Posted by Trav [View Original Post]

Reading these posts, it is best to avoid busy times. So what are the times to avoid going? Any insight will be appreciated.

This question comes up every now and then from folks new to the area. No shame in asking a perfectly logical question. LONG time readers here (and AMP clients in the area) have become familiar with the constant high traffic volume, however, I have deciphered a fool-proof way to absolutly KNOW when any given AMP is NOT busy. Quite simply, the answer is this:

'The Orlando AMPs are NOT busy at any time they are CLOSED! Any other time, they are MOST likely to be busy! If you catch a non-busy time, it's a fluke and not any kind of trend that one could count on to be repeatable. Unfortunate, but true.

The same can be said for Disney World or Universal Studios. There are NO CROWDS, no lines (and no reason to go) when they're closed!

**MarkGew** · 03-25-24 17:41

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Every body knows something is going on at any of these places.

If they have been in there and seen naked hot Asians walking around then of course they know.

I walked into another spa and a couple started laughing as they walked by me leaving a restaurant close by.

I didn't know them and don't give a sh $t what they think.

I agree and also don't try to be discreet.

Orlando is wild and wide open!

I will enjoy it while I can!

**Big In Japan** · 03-25-24 17:23

Originally Posted by FindingNimrod [View Original Post]

Not sure if anybody else had this issue but I swung by Aqua the other day which is all inclusive but I only wanted a good backrub with some L1 finish but when I told the girl that I'm only willing to front mario coins for the hhr and L1 she got irritated and told me to not waste their time. After the attitude I just dipped and went to another place that's a bit further but serves L1.

Anybody else tried to just only do massage and L1 finish in the big famous spots but got turned away or at the least got bitched at?

Also, would love some recommendations with good massage and L1 finish where you won't get bitched at.

Nah, you're not going to get a decent rub and tug at a FS joint. Ironically, they just don't "do that" at those kinds of spots. If you're lucky you might get a half decent massage after the fact, and even that is more like just a bonus if they aren't too busy and the girl has nothing better to do.

Moreover, the vast majority of reviews on this board are of FS joints, so you got to get your info from another source, like rubmaps. Personally, I get a real massage from an independent LMT, and go to the FS joints for additional stress relief. That being said, the last time I had a decent rub and tug was at the following shops, YMMV.

Curry Ford Massage (Conway area).

Perfect Good Massage (on Orange).

Sunrise Massage (Canaveral, I am in the area occasionally).

**Bjceb** · 03-25-24 16:42

Every body knows something is going on at any of these places.

If they have been in there and seen naked hot Asians walking around then of course they know.

I walked into another spa and a couple started laughing as they walked by me leaving a restaurant close by.

I didn't know them and don't give a sh $t what they think.

Originally Posted by ThomasBandy23 [View Original Post]

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.

**MarkGew** · 03-25-24 16:35

Originally Posted by FindingNimrod [View Original Post]

Not sure if anybody else had this issue but I swung by Aqua the other day which is all inclusive but I only wanted a good backrub with some L1 finish but when I told the girl that I'm only willing to front mario coins for the hhr and L1 she got irritated and told me to not waste their time. After the attitude I just dipped and went to another place that's a bit further but serves L1.

Anybody else tried to just only do massage and L1 finish in the big famous spots but got turned away or at the least got bitched at?

Also, would love some recommendations with good massage and L1 finish where you won't get bitched at.

I'm sure they are out there somewhere? but I just left another spa that used to be a good massage and HJ. Not anymore! Seems like even the recently legit spas are jumping into the game. otown gold rush!

**ChrisCanders** · 03-25-24 16:23

Originally Posted by ThomasBandy23 [View Original Post]

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.

Does the front of the A2 spa say Maymassage? The one in the Tu Casa plaza. If that's the infamous A2, why is it referred to as A2?

**ThomasBandy23** · 03-25-24 15:25

Originally Posted by BillyBob198 [View Original Post]

Decided to get a haircut at the spot next to A2 just to scout. I speak Spanish fairly well so I was able to chat with some of the barbers. Turns out that they know exactly what A2 is and they simply all jokes to themselves about the clients who walk in. One of you guys was walking in and one of the barbers said.

"Look. There goes another. He thinks we don't know" and they all laughed. Safe to say that I did no go after my haircut.

Don't think for a second they're not going in there too.

**FindingNimrod** · 03-25-24 15:03

Not sure if anybody else had this issue but I swung by Aqua the other day which is all inclusive but I only wanted a good backrub with some L1 finish but when I told the girl that I'm only willing to front mario coins for the hhr and L1 she got irritated and told me to not waste their time. After the attitude I just dipped and went to another place that's a bit further but serves L1.

Anybody else tried to just only do massage and L1 finish in the big famous spots but got turned away or at the least got bitched at?

Also, would love some recommendations with good massage and L1 finish where you won't get bitched at.

**OlderThanRocks** · 03-25-24 14:59

Originally Posted by BackShooter [View Original Post]

Read the above post. It's about the barber shop and it's quite funny. 😄.

It's never worth worrying about. You're going to get similar behavior at any of the spas. You go to any of the spa's and there are going to be neighboring businesses who know and may give you the odd glance as you walk in. Even the classic Milk Spa had the smoke shop employees and customers who "knew" why people were going in there. All of the big spas that are recommended here have other businesses nearby.

If you look nervous or paranoid or act like you don't want to be seen-- then you're just going to draw more attention. Just be confident and walk in to get your massage. Even if they suspect anything is going on inside. They have no way of knowing if that's why you're going in there. For all they know you could just be going in to repair the ATM.

**Old City Joe** · 03-25-24 14:46

Lots of info on the big FS shops in this thread but what's the best options currently for an actual massage with L1?

**BackShooter** · 03-25-24 14:44

Originally Posted by KnowNose [View Original Post]

Was looking to finally take the plunge at A2, stopped by a little bit ago, parking lot was empty, but there's a bunch of dudes hanging out in front of the barber shop and running into other doors in the complex. Is this normal, and are they something to be concerned about? TIA.

Read the above post. It's about the barber shop and it's quite funny. 😄.