Massage Parlor Reports

[Ginger Man]

A visitor in your fair town, I went to SS yesterday on the advice of a friend and senior member here. Sadly, they were busy and it dissappointed.

Sha Sha would not let me stay for an hour, only a half hour. She was quiet to me at first, but we spoke after the festivities. Turns our she used to live very close to my home town.

I would say I can see that a session there would be good if they were not busy, but I felt shorted for the money I spent during the twenty-five minutes I was there.

Any of you guys ever get to the DC area, PM and I can direct you to a much better spa.

Adios.

[Jax Fun]

Personally, I will never go back there as long as Moon is the Mamasan. I was going to be on that side of town so I figured I would stop in for a little relaxing. Well I called ahead and actually made an appointment. Crazy move I know.

When I got there I rang the buzzer and waited for what seemed like forever... then Moon (yes I had been there 2 or 3 times before and I actually remembered her name) came to the door with that damned yapping dog. I told her that I was the one that made an appointment. She said in HORRIBLE English "Oh the girl gone, I told her you coming here but she gone now." I said well I can come back... she said "no, she no come back". I told her that anyone can do the massage as long as they know what they are doing. She said "no, no one here can do it."

Damn, I must be really ugly cause I don't think I look like LEO. It really hurts the self-esteem to get stood up by a AMP... LOL!!! that was about 6 months ago and I haven't been back!
YMMV
Max

Max, LEO has started calling the AMP's for appointments to make sure there is a provider there when they arrive. The AMP's are now apprehensive when someone who is not a regular shows up after an appointment call.

WOULD SOME OF YOU LEO'S OUT THERE LIKE TO CONFIRM THIS FOR US?

[Kaplog]

I never had any bad experience with Sha-sha, in fact she gives a massage/service close to a PSE. I normally do an hour session and we usually use up the time and sometimes we exceed. I am actually thinking of having 2 girls massage me at the same time. Has anybody done this before?

[Mighty Max]

Can't speak highly enough about the auburn haired, petite, lovely lady that pampered me at Victoria Day Spa. She's magnificent. All over! Provided a HE that had me smiling for the next hour. What a chick! Have to agree with JaxFun about SS's #1. Yeah, nice looking but, in my opinion, a couple of cuts below this one at 5490 Normandy.

Personally, I will never go back there as long as Moon is the Mamasan. I was going to be on that side of town so I figured I would stop in for a little relaxing. Well I called ahead and actually made an appointment. Crazy move I know.

When I got there I rang the buzzer and waited for what seemed like forever... then Moon (yes I had been there 2 or 3 times before and I actually remembered her name) came to the door with that damned yapping dog. I told her that I was the one that made an appointment. She said in HORRIBLE English "Oh the girl gone, I told her you coming here but she gone now." I said well I can come back... she said "no, she no come back". I told her that anyone can do the massage as long as they know what they are doing. She said "no, no one here can do it."

Damn, I must be really ugly cause I don't think I look like LEO. It really hurts the self-esteem to get stood up by a AMP... LOL!!! that was about 6 months ago and I haven't been back!
YMMV
Max

[Hotroute]

Sha sha definitely has tats. She's tall and lanky with long legs and very pretty face plus fake tits. If your girl was tall it was sha sha. I usually opt for the standard he and just pull her mini skirt up cuz she don't wear panties.

She does have a tendency to be mechanical, if she doesn't know you.

Ymmv how ya doin?

[Bobb Sledd]

Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.

Sha Sha also has a very smooth, totally hairless, great tasting pussy. Does that help?

[Redbeard0504]

Well take your chances there. I went today and was really dissapointed. TS the boys got no attention. I was starting to worry. Started massage and was covered tried to remove and she put back on. On the flip covered again and finished massage and she said goodbye. Tried to get the boys taken care of and that was a no go. Good Luck at One Therapy.

Same experience for me and I was in on the 16th. LEO must be doing their best here. No nothing and the massage was half-hearted.

[Fishguy717]

I'll have to trust you on that one, but I don't believe I'll take a chance on a good day coming around, either.

Just a reach, but is it possible, perhaps, that it's another girl using Sha Sha's good name? This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game. I have heard of the ol' switcheroo being pulled by jealous girls, but I figured these were mostly fairytales.

Cheers,
DL

By the way, Drew ... you're originally from Tampa, right? I seem to recall a poster with your name on the Tampa boards, where I hang out.

Yeah, if you got a spinner, it wasn't Sha Sha. She's very tall, and very beautiful. She doesn't have any noticeable ugly tattoos, either.

[Drew Park]

This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game.

ShaSha is hardly a spinner. She is a K-Girl, tall - maybe 5'9" - and built like a brick shithouse. Great top and smooth bottom. I know she has a tramp stamp on her lower back but don't remember one on her shoulder (but I could be wrong here - help me out guys). All the spa girls tend to highlight their hair so that is not a good identifier.

Tampa? Yep. My old stomping grounds.

[Member #4167]

Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.

I'll have to trust you on that one, but I don't believe I'll take a chance on a good day coming around, either.

Just a reach, but is it possible, perhaps, that it's another girl using Sha Sha's good name? This one had blonde-highlighted brown hair and a surprisingly large top shelf to go with a spinner body that was otherwise marred by horrific tattoos on her left shoulder, the small of her back and on her left foot -- things that I didn't see until too late in the game. I have heard of the ol' switcheroo being pulled by jealous girls, but I figured these were mostly fairytales.

Cheers,
DL

By the way, Drew ... you're originally from Tampa, right? I seem to recall a poster with your name on the Tampa boards, where I hang out.

[Drew Park]

Gentlemen, I'm sure this isn't the best Jacksonville has to offer -- I've had great times elsewhere in town during my travels. I had read good things about Southside and Sha Sha, but this experience makes me question others' sanity. I know the rules, and I know how to play the game, and I'm polite and friendly, so I don't think it was something specific to me. I've never been as disappointed as I was yesterday. Can anyone share some insight?

Might have caught her on a bad day. She could have recognized you as someone not-a-regular and tried the up sell. I'll be honest with you, Dick, I have been in and out of Southside (and ShaSha as well) repeatedly over the past 15 months and never experienced anything like you describe. Not making excuses for them but your experience seems out of character for that spa.

[Member #4167]

Passing through town yesterday afternoon, I decided I needed some midtrip relaxation and stress relief. After reading good things about Southside, I made it my destination, having never been there before. Paid for an hour and was introduced to Sha Sha.

I couldn't have gotten a more rushed, more mechanical session if I had asked for one.

Led into the massage room by Mamasan, she told me to get undressed, so I did. Sha Sha showed up a moment later, saw I was naked, rolled her eyes slightly and said, "Oh, you want shower?" I said yes. Soon, we were in the shower room and she seemed very distracted the entire time. And somewhat agitated, for that matter, grabbing my arms roughly and putting them up or down or wherever she needed them to be. Three minutes later, we were done and back in the massage room.

She climbed aboard my back, sat on my covered ass and gave me three minutes of massage -- I checked the clock -- before telling me to flip and asking me what I wanted. I answered, "I want you ..." and before I could complete the thought, which was "... to take off your clothes and show me what you're offering," she immediately said, "$200."

Although it was what I ultimately wanted, I hadn't even asked. And although I've never been to Southside, I know the going rate for full service and said no. FS shouldn't be any more than $140. She wouldn't bargain. I offered $80 for a lecture. She undressed ... then said it would be $120. I said no. I settled on a handjob, which I thought would be $60. She said $80. We agreed on that price -- we were both already naked and I had invested time and money up to this point.

Then she started putting her clothes back on.

I told her I wanted her nude. She said that would be $100 and she wouldn't budge. Like an idiot, at this point I agreed to pay it. She climbed aboard, into a 69 position, and started jerking my rod like it was a tire jack. Fast and hard, without thought, just trying to get it over with.

Since it had been a few days since I blew a load, I was on the edge quickly so I told her to stop and rest for a minute. She said no.

I told her to slow down. She did, for a few seconds, and then resumed jerking me like a farmer harvesting corn. I told her to slow down again, and we repeated the dance a few more times.

It was an awful handjob, but somehow she pushed me over the edge. Frankly, I was glad it was over. It wasn't even all that good. It felt, well, medical.

We still had 30 minutes left on the clock. She got up, handed me my clothes and said, "You get dressed now, OK?"

Then she had the nerve to say, "You cum too quickly. Next time you get half-hour, OK? You save some money."

I replied, "There won't be a next time, so I'll save a lot of money."

I pulled out $100, counted it in front of her, discreetly palmed $40 of it, and gave her $60, rolled together into a tight wad. She didn't count it and tucked it into her top. I opened the door without a word and walked out of the room to leave.

She followed close behind and said, "Wait! Why you not give me a hug?"

Just before I got to the front door, without breaking stride or looking back, I replied, "I didn't give you $100, either," and kept walking out to my car.

Gentlemen, I'm sure this isn't the best Jacksonville has to offer -- I've had great times elsewhere in town during my travels. I had read good things about Southside and Sha Sha, but this experience makes me question others' sanity. I know the rules, and I know how to play the game, and I'm polite and friendly, so I don't think it was something specific to me. I've never been as disappointed as I was yesterday. Can anyone share some insight?

Cheers,
DL

[Not My Job]

They were evicted. Apparently someone did not pay the rent.

Not a rent problem, just a matter of too much LE activity violating the terms of their lease. The same owner has three other locations in Jax.
NMJ

[Not My Job]

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A central Florida man has died while receiving services at a massage parlor.

I hope that the poor Stiff (pun intended) wasn't married!

[Kaplog]

Visited yesterday, and I got a new girl, she is of hispanic dacscent.

Good massage and awesome attitude and skill.