Massage Parlor Reports

**CLS500** · 03-21-18 10:45

Originally Posted by Boost [View Original Post]

Anyone know this is Korean Shop or Chinese Shop?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/The...relax/22067692

I might be wrong but Chinese shop doesn't offer TS, that's why they only charge $40 entry fee.

**Stormin Norman** · 03-21-18 10:41

Originally Posted by MongerMac [View Original Post]

Yes, keeping up with the lingo can be a challenge. Not to get too far off topic with regard to J-ville, but yeah, I was in Dallas recently and. WoW! I found myself trying to think of a way to back for another week and be there just for the AMPs!! LOL.

But the difference was night and day.

It's always good to come home and somehow I'm ok to be back in my routine hitting my two favorite spots wondering, ok. Will she? Or won't she?? I admit I'm lazy and I don't like to venture into town unless I have too. So I'm at the two Ponte Vedra Establishments. Again. Trying to figure out who does and who doesn't. Wish I knew who I should be asking for. But I for sure know who I wish "would" but apparently, she doesn't.

I too like it cause they're in the neighborhood and usually clean. The level of service does vary depending on who is working there. And maybe their mood? Cause sometimes, the one that did before won't now and the one that wouldn't before now does.

BTW: yeah I think I know who you're talking about as to who you wish would. Me too. I heard she used too but now she doesn't. Man this is confusing! LOL.

PM me if you want details.

**Stormin Norman** · 03-21-18 10:38

Originally Posted by MongerMac [View Original Post]

Yes, keeping up with the lingo can be a challenge. Not to get too far off topic with regard to J-ville, but yeah, I was in Dallas recently and. WoW! I found myself trying to think of a way to back for another week and be there just for the AMPs!! LOL.

But the difference was night and day.

It's always good to come home and somehow I'm ok to be back in my routine hitting my two favorite spots wondering, ok. Will she? Or won't she?? I admit I'm lazy and I don't like to venture into town unless I have too. So I'm at the two Ponte Vedra Establishments. Again. Trying to figure out who does and who doesn't. Wish I knew who I should be asking for. But I for sure know who I wish "would" but apparently, she doesn't.

I too like it cause they're in the neighborhood and usually clean. The level of service does vary depending on who is working there. And maybe their mood? Cause sometimes, the one that did before won't now and the one that wouldn't before now does.

BTW: yeah I think I know who you're talking about as to who you wish would. Me too. I heard she used too but now she doesn't. Man this confusing! LOL.

PM me if you want details.

**Monger Mac** · 03-21-18 10:04

Originally Posted by Boost [View Original Post]

Anyone know this is Korean Shop or Chinese Shop?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/The...relax/22067692

Over the years I've been there many times (but it has been 3 or 4 years since, cause I don't work in that area these days) and I recall my dreams being in line with what I would expect from a Korean establishment and not that of what I would expect of a Chinese establishment. As a rule. Not an exception.

**Boost** · 03-20-18 18:15

Anyone know this is Korean Shop or Chinese Shop?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/The...relax/22067692

**Boost** · 03-20-18 18:10

Originally Posted by JayMalibu [View Original Post]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/gener...ms-funnay.html

**Kma2016** · 03-19-18 16:16

So, going into this I didn't have very high expectations and maybe that helped things. I drove by this place 1 day and decided to give it a whirl, but given its in Middleburg was hoping at best to have a normal massage that wasn't too bad.

First thing, they did have a tableshower and it was thorough. Not the best I've had, but decent and much better than my last couple of experiences.

Next, was actually offered more of a menu than I was expecting. Opted for just the basic, but was very surprised more was offered.

The massage itself wasn't bad, better than average but by no means something I would go back for by itself. Lots of teasing though and they did take direction well.

Biggest negative for me was the ladies. All seemed over 50 and weren't super attractive. Better than my recent experience with Best, but definitely nothing even in the hot MILF range.

Overall I was happy given my expectations and would return in a pinch depending on convienence. Think A1 is still better though for a comparison.

**Monger Mac** · 03-19-18 15:43

Originally Posted by JayMalibu [View Original Post]

We all have busy lives and you should not feel bad not knowing these crazy acronyms that morph over time. Hell I've been in this hobby BI (before the internet) and still look shit up. For the record. The guys here in the JAX area use terms that I've not been around before as I only recently moved here. I traveled extensively in my main career so I almost needed a decoder ring for the wide variances in terminology - East coast vs. West coast -- and then TX has an even broader vocabulary in the hobby. But then Dallas has the best AMPs in the world -- Gawd if we only had that kind of AMP here! Some of it's intuitive but asking questions is okay, Many of the other sites, and even this site, have acronym threads.

Yes, keeping up with the lingo can be a challenge. Not to get too far off topic with regard to J-ville, but yeah, I was in Dallas recently and. WoW! I found myself trying to think of a way to back for another week and be there just for the AMPs!! LOL.

But the difference was night and day.

It's always good to come home and somehow I'm ok to be back in my routine hitting my two favorite spots wondering, ok. Will she? Or won't she?? I admit I'm lazy and I don't like to venture into town unless I have too. So I'm at the two Ponte Vedra Establishments. Again. Trying to figure out who does and who doesn't. Wish I knew who I should be asking for. But I for sure know who I wish "would" but apparently, she doesn't.

**Jay Malibu** · 03-17-18 15:09

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

We all have busy lives and you should not feel bad not knowing these crazy acronyms that morph over time. Hell I've been in this hobby BI (before the internet) and still look shit up. For the record. The guys here in the JAX area use terms that I've not been around before as I only recently moved here. I traveled extensively in my main career so I almost needed a decoder ring for the wide variances in terminology - East coast vs. West coast -- and then TX has an even broader vocabulary in the hobby. But then Dallas has the best AMPs in the world -- Gawd if we only had that kind of AMP here! Some of it's intuitive but asking questions is okay, Many of the other sites, and even this site, have acronym threads.

**Member #6149** · 03-17-18 08:17

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

Remember to post your dream and try out the new lingo!

**ManGekyo** · 03-17-18 02:11

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

It's almost like not everybody goes to AMPs I just started looking for them. LOL thanks for letting me know what the L's stand for though. Also no never heard that phrase.

**TopJimmie** · 03-16-18 22:35

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

**ManGekyo** · 03-16-18 19:35

Originally Posted by JayMalibu [View Original Post]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

Thanks this is actually helpful. Time to learn all the terms LOL.

**Jay Malibu** · 03-16-18 18:44

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

**ManGekyo** · 03-16-18 16:40

Originally Posted by Sicilly [View Original Post]

LOL, maybe he can't b 1 who hasnt a clue. .

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!