Massage Parlor Reports

**Jay Malibu** · 03-17-18 15:09

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

We all have busy lives and you should not feel bad not knowing these crazy acronyms that morph over time. Hell I've been in this hobby BI (before the internet) and still look shit up. For the record. The guys here in the JAX area use terms that I've not been around before as I only recently moved here. I traveled extensively in my main career so I almost needed a decoder ring for the wide variances in terminology - East coast vs. West coast -- and then TX has an even broader vocabulary in the hobby. But then Dallas has the best AMPs in the world -- Gawd if we only had that kind of AMP here! Some of it's intuitive but asking questions is okay, Many of the other sites, and even this site, have acronym threads.

**Member #6149** · 03-17-18 08:17

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

Remember to post your dream and try out the new lingo!

**ManGekyo** · 03-17-18 02:11

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

It's almost like not everybody goes to AMPs I just started looking for them. LOL thanks for letting me know what the L's stand for though. Also no never heard that phrase.

**TopJimmie** · 03-16-18 22:35

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!

I actually feel badly that you're a 'senior member' and have no idea what is happening here.

This IS your AMP dictionary. There's a lot to be learned by reading posts. Not just the ones on the first page! Easy to find what the different service 'levels' are.

Hint (L1=level 1 = HE via hand. You do the math from here re' L2, L3).

Not all American currency has dead presidents. Ever heard the phrase "All about the Benjamins"?

**ManGekyo** · 03-16-18 19:35

Originally Posted by JayMalibu [View Original Post]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

Thanks this is actually helpful. Time to learn all the terms LOL.

**Jay Malibu** · 03-16-18 18:44

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

**ManGekyo** · 03-16-18 16:40

Originally Posted by Sicilly [View Original Post]

LOL, maybe he can't b 1 who hasnt a clue. .

No idea what b1 is or what l3 means so Guess you right lmao. Guess I'll need to buy an AMP dictionary. I also did not know we had a president named Bennie. I'll go visit the spa tonight tho!

**Sicilly** · 03-16-18 14:26

Originally Posted by DrewPark [View Original Post]

He wrote: "I chose L3 at one Bennie and left happy. " Did you not read the entire report? C'mon, man.

LOL, maybe he can't b 1 who hasnt a clue. .

**Drew Park** · 03-16-18 13:36

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

You mean it was $70 for everything? I meant what where the prices for the extra part of the massage.

He wrote: "I chose L3 at one Bennie and left happy. " Did you not read the entire report? C'mon, man.

**ManGekyo** · 03-16-18 12:38

Originally Posted by TopJimmie [View Original Post]

If you actually read my post, the prices are clearly stated.

You mean it was $70 for everything? I meant what where the prices for the extra part of the massage.

**StevieMartin1** · 03-16-18 10:18

Anyone with an UTR massage therapist that also offers extras? I'm growing tired of the drive to Fernandina. Happy to trade. .

**Tony Tisdale** · 03-16-18 00:07

Originally Posted by OzzyHead [View Original Post]

I was given a pretty old masseuse. If I had to guess, I would say late 60's. Yikes! I was already mentally committed to getting a rub, so I kept my eyes closed until it was over.

This scam needs to be stopped dead in it's tracks. If you don't like the looks of the girl that is assigned to you then tell them you cannot stay. If they ask why tell them the reason is personal and you want your $ back. If they refuse (very doubtful) tell them you will call the cops. Enough is enough with these Korean spas charging guys for time with old hags. You can get the same, and free no matter how old you are by visiting bingo parlors or old folks homes.

**FlyHigher767** · 03-15-18 23:38

Hope all are flying safe.

I am in Jax fro O-town working in the orange park -south JAX area.

I am sure there is info regarding this area but if you would please send info on a solid massage place or girl with a happy handshake at the end.

Older gent so not looking for more than that.

Thank you and.

Flysafe.

**TopJimmie** · 03-15-18 22:16

Originally Posted by ManGekyo [View Original Post]

How much were the prices in the dream. I am assuming its this one? http://jacksonville.backpage.com/The...n-now/20518867.

Did you see any other cute girls there?

If you actually read my post, the prices are clearly stated.

**OzzyHead** · 03-15-18 14:27

I figured I'd give this spa a try. There's always that little rush you get going to a place that's new to you. Seeing the same provider over and over can get boring. Anyway, I opted for a half hour and was off to my room. I was given a pretty old masseuse. If I had to guess, I would say late 60's. Yikes! I was already mentally committed to getting a rub, so I kept my eyes closed until it was over. On a positive note, her English was good and she aimed to please. All in all, it turned out better than I initially thought it would. I doubt that I'll return unless I hear of some other talent there to ask for. Sorry I can't remember her name, but inrecall the Mammasan's name that greeted me (Ruby) . I would've been much more content with her.