General Reports

**Pottstown Guy** · 05-08-06 10:52

Will be visiting Sanibel / Naples area next week. Can anyone help with MP or incall info? I would appreciate it.

**ILikeBigButts** · 03-23-06 13:55

Just saw a poor monger get busted At the sunco gas station at linhart and 41. White female undercover mid 20s . It looked like she told him to meet her in back of gas station and as he drove around back ,LE quickly moved in and arrested poor guy.Le was also using blue dodge Durango Suv. Just a reminder DO NOT TALK to girls unless they are in your car.

**Street Fisher** · 03-22-06 12:42

Been a little slow lately, not much action out. Found one on Old US41 2 nights ago, dark hair, average body, great oral skills. Theres been a long haired blonde on Old US41, look great from behind, but from the front could scare a bulldog off of a meat truck.

Been checking mostly daytime and early morn.

**Randy Farang** · 03-13-06 11:42

There's a place on Bonita Beach Road near the dog track called Forever Yours. When I was there it was a two woman operation. The entry fee was .60 and that got you into a room with one of them. The furnishings were AMP like, but with a futon in the upright position. We sat down and she started rubbing me. When I reached for a nipple she undressed. When I said let's put the futon in the bed position she said that was forbidden. When I asked for half and half she said that wasn't in the cards. In fact, all that was available was a h.j. and she wanted 1.50 for that. When I said no way she got very hostile.

YMMV, but you can do a lot better in Fort Myers, and for a lot less.

Randy

**Jacob77** · 03-12-06 22:27

Does anyone know of any AMPs in the Fort Myers/Napes area?

**Jacob77** · 03-12-06 05:20

Cruised Palm Beach Blvd this morning Sunday, 3/12/06 at about 3:45 am.

All I saw was a BSW with what seemed to be a mannish figure from my quick look. She? was watching me watch her as I passed. I didn't turn back. Other than that, I saw nothing. I only took one pass, figured I'd just check to see if I had any luck.

I assume afternoon is the best time on Palm Beach, can anyone corroborate that, or offer better information?

**WebDog** · 03-08-06 16:38

I have been planning to visit Cape Coral for a while. Now may I have a new reason?? Sounds like there is an active SW near the Yacht Club?

http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs....603070418/1003

**Randy Farang** · 03-03-06 20:47

I recently called Laci who advertises in the News-Press. My experience was horrible. She uses the standard two call system and when I called from Marco she was great. "Sure, I'm wide open, call when you're close and I'll give you specifics." When I got to her general location, near Bell Towers, I called her within 3 minutes of the time we had agreed on. First she didn't answer. Then when she finally did, ten minutes later, she blamed me for being late. Said she would be ready in twenty minutes, call back then. Then for an hour and a half she wouldn't answer the phone. By that time I fugured she had already screwed me enough for that day.

Now YMMV, but I have this outrageous notion that a provider ought to keep appointments and treat me with at least a little decency. A lot of them seem to forget that we're buying a "service" and that it ought to be delivered, on time, with a smile, and with the attitude that the customer may not always be right, but he's always the customer, and if he's paying the bill, he gets to call the tune.

Randy

**ILikeBigButts** · 03-03-06 09:50

Can someone take one for the team and try brazilian escorts. I'm dying for some nice brazialian booty but dont want to spend $180 unless I'm going to get FS.

**Jacob77** · 03-01-06 03:44

I called three places from the link that "Ilikebigbutts" posted on January 6th.

The first I called was "Brazilian Girls". A guy answered, and he was cool on the phone, and set up an appointment for me to be at 1030pm for 180. He described her (Long black hair, 5'6" etc) and she sounded pretty good.

He called back at a little after 930pm and said she was on her way and would be there "just shy of 10:30". 1030 passed, and at 11 I called. No answer. I called again at 1130, still no answer.

Now frustrated, but willing, I tried another place, "Queen of Hearts" (I'm pretty sure that was the one.) A woman answered, her voice slurred. I told her I wanted to set up a date, and it sounded... almost as if... she fell asleep. I heard deep breathing that might have been near-snoring. I said "Hello?" and on the second "Hello" someone groaned something and the breathing resumed. I hung up.

Now I called "Elegant Angels". A girl answered, and she arranged to meet me in about a half hour for 200. nearly a half-hour later, she called again claiming car trouble, but was on her way. She passed my place, called twice more, and at last showed up at my door.

It turned out to be the same girl I had met a few months ago (160 for incall). I hadn't been entirely satisfied with her then, and wasn't with her this time. However, I was happy to at last have someone in the house.

She has strict but understandable rules about body fluids. She's very nice. She told me that now that we had met, next time I called I could ask her to send another girl. ("a hot girl") Her name was Miranda, and she had quite a bit of very obvious scarring on her stomach (stretching scars). Also, her skin was loose, as were her breasts.

I feel like I should have skipped the whole ordeal and watched porn.

Note: The Brazilian Girls ad might be alright. As they say, results may vary. It's possible that they had a hard time finding my place [it is a bit difficult for the uninitiated]. Or anything else might have happened. I myself might try to arrange an incall with them another time, just to see.

If anyone tries them out, please share. "Brazilian Girls" just sound hot! :-p

**ILikeBigButts** · 02-28-06 10:38

I have not seen many Sw out lately. The 41,palm beach, and dunbar have had little action. Nice report main lander. Anyone know of a club where one can find more than a lap dance ? I have read of some in miami and ft lauderdale but nothing here in southwest florida. I am thinking fo trying brazilian escorts that advertises in paper. I called last week and a man answered phone. He said the price was $ 180 hr and these were real brazilian women. If anyone has tried this service please PM me.

**Main Lander** · 02-26-06 11:18

Originally Posted by Motherfucker

There are three clubs in town, and they're all within a few minutes drive of each other. There's Lookers and Babes, and both of those clubs are about the same. Babes sometimes has "feature" dancers, which means you'll want to go to Lookers if there's a feature girl at Babes that night. There's also Foxy Lady, which caters to the "thug" crowd, as some people put it. All three clubs have some very pretty girls.

It might be worth the half-hour to forty-five minute drive (depending on where you are staying) up 41 to Port Charolette (or is it Punta Gorda?) to go to Emerald City. I haven't been there in a while, since I'm actually closer to Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, but it is a full nude club, whereas the ones in Ft. Myers are all pasty/g-string clubs. All three clubs offer lap dances at twenty a pop.

Thanks.

I went to all three last Friday night since they were so close to each other. Here's my perspective

First stop was Babes. It's a fairly small place - basically a narrow rectangular room with the dance stage that runs the length of about 1/3 the room. The place was packed at the time (11 pm) and the air was very, very heavy with cigarette smoke. I was lucky and scored a parking spot right outside the front door.

The dance routines on stage were pretty basic - not much to say for them. It was topless only and the dancing was pretty basic and lame so I fairly quickly lost interest in the stage action.

There were quite a few girls present mingling with the crowd to give you the "wanna dance" routine as they walked by. It was packed so a simple "no thanks" was all it took to get them to quickly move on to the next guy with a larger wallet that dick bulging in his jeans.

The ratio of good looking girls was fairly high. Lap dances were $20 but not al that inspiring. Mostly consisted of the girl grinding her bikini-cladd butt against your crotch, although a number of girls allowed some mutual groping. The lapdances were in open sight so you couldn't get away with too much as you were in full view of everyone.

Next up was Foxy. Parking was limited. Seemed to be an inordinate number of people hanging around outside in the parking lot for some reason. Anyways, went in and was sorely disappointed. Although bigger than Babes, not many guys at all - and they out-numbered the girls.

I could not have described the clientele any better than you did by reference to the "thug crowd". Definitely a little tougher crowd than the other clubs. Dancers also looked pretty rough around the edges and the stage dances were uninspiring. I only saw 1 girl there that on a generous day I would have considered taken for a lapdance but decided to cut my losses and move on to on but decided to cut my losses and move on to Lookers. Only advantage of this place is that there was very little cigarette smoke in the air - but then you need patrons to have that problem.

The parking lot at Lookers was packed. They had a large sign with a $5 parking charge on it but no one there to take any money so I moved in, found a parking spot open and parked. Lookers was absolutely packed and it was hard to get in (to the place, that is

). Girls were the best looking of the 3 strip clubs. Music was also the loudest of the 3, with so much bass it made your bowels vibrate. Although packed, cigarette smoke in the air was not as pronounced as at Babes so I assume they have a better ventilation system.

I parked myself across from the stage, right in front of the raised area paralleling the stage which has a long bench where they do the lapdances. Gave me a clear sightline to the stage and the girls doing lapdances on the raised area on the other side of the stage. Lots and lots of very young girls - the youngest collection of the 3 places.

The dancers at Lookers were the most energetic of the 3 clubs. There was one latina girl who really had the crowd (and some of the other dancers) going with the wildest and fastest hip movements almost continuously for the entire duration of a long song with a great salsa beat.

Lapdances at Lookers consist of having the dancer grind her bikini-clad ass and leg against your crotch while your hands did some limited roaming. All the while she is wearing flesh-coloured small pasties to hide her nipples - which seems laughable.

The entrance price each of the three clubs was about the same. It was $3 at Babes, and I can't recall the others but am certain it was the same or no more than a dollar or two more.

I would rate Lookers as by far the best of the 3 clubs the night I was there - in terms of quality/appearance of premises and having the largest number and highest proportion of young, great looking girls. Major turn-off however were the pasties. At least Babes was topless.

Frankly, the drive to Port Charlotte to Emerald City would probably be time well spent if it's fully nude and in decent premises.

**MotherFucker** · 02-19-06 19:10

There are three clubs in town, and they're all within a few minutes drive of each other. There's Lookers and Babes, and both of those clubs are about the same. Babes sometimes has "feature" dancers, which means you'll want to go to Lookers if there's a feature girl at Babes that night. There's also Foxy Lady, which caters to the "thug" crowd, as some people put it. All three clubs have some very pretty girls.

It might be worth the half-hour to forty-five minute drive (depending on where you are staying) up 41 to Port Charolette (or is it Punta Gorda?) to go to Emerald City. I haven't been there in a while, since I'm actually closer to Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, but it is a full nude club, whereas the ones in Ft. Myers are all pasty/g-string clubs. All three clubs offer lap dances at twenty a pop.

Originally Posted by Main Lander

I will be visiting Fort Myers for a few days within the next week or two.

is anyone familiar with the strip club scene and can recommend the best club(s)? Comments on quality of the premises, ladies, dances and area of town would be helpful.

Thank you.

**Main Lander** · 02-19-06 02:59

I will be visiting Fort Myers for a few days within the next week or two.

is anyone familiar with the strip club scene and can recommend the best club(s)? Comments on quality of the premises, ladies, dances and area of town would be helpful.

Thank you.

**Yyxx** · 02-16-06 14:54

I periodically travel to the greater Port Charlotte metroplex, and I was wondering about opportunites there? I note that in a 2003 report, a poster mentioned lingerie modelling places, but I haven't been able to find any by searching the internet yellow pages. Anyone have any info?

What I did find, while searching under "Alternative Medicine > All Other Alternative Clinics and Practices" (a category I found through looking up some of the Sarasota AMPs I found advertised in the sports section), was a couple of places called Relaxation Station and Sensations, which are both also listed under "Aromatherapy". Both are open until 11pm, which sounds promising. Anybody have any experience with these fine establishments?