General Reports

[RoadWarrior2K]

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I like them to be freshly showered, smelling nice and to put the phone away while I'm there.

[Mosin Nagant]

If the provider doesn't really enjoy kissing, I won't repeat or recommend.

They have to allow, no they have to enjoy, kissing.

They need to orgasm several times.

[Sportster2005]

If the provider doesn't really enjoy kissing, I won't repeat or recommend.

I generally like them to have a pulse, but can make exceptions depending on circumstances. LOL!

No, actually I am probably one of the pickiest bastards around. I have great difficulty finding a good provider, especially on the Space Coast. That said, there have been a few.

Back to your question, if I had to choose one thing, I'd say she has to be more than just willing to kiss. She has to enjoy it. Bonus points if her style matches mine. Nothing gets me going better than a great kisser.

[Littleshyguy]

I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.

I generally like them to have a pulse, but can make exceptions depending on circumstances. LOL!

No, actually I am probably one of the pickiest bastards around. I have great difficulty finding a good provider, especially on the Space Coast. That said, there have been a few.

Back to your question, if I had to choose one thing, I'd say she has to be more than just willing to kiss. She has to enjoy it. Bonus points if her style matches mine. Nothing gets me going better than a great kisser.

[TungstenHP]

I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.

I require mine to look like their pictures or a very good representation LOL.

[Tarpo63]

I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.

[Tarpo63]

Great to have you back, Tarpo.

Thank You Sir, Its nice to be back as well!

[True Pair]

I recently decided to try to remember all the providers I have used here on the Space Coast. It was not as easy as I thought it might be. Every time I thought I had a complete list another lady would come to mind. I am certain my list, although somewhat extensive, is no yet complete. Do any of you guys make any attempt to remember or document the providers you have visited? Since I am a snowbird that is usually only here for a week or two at a time I felt certain that I could recall all the ladies off the top of my head. Not so easy. What do you fellas do and how do you do it?

Otto I do this when I drive by hotels. Try to remember every date I've had there. 192 and highway 70 are my hot spots! 20 years worth.

[RoadWarrior2K]

I wonder if it has a big fat ass on the other side? . And then what happens if you knock it up? Machines never die, TALK about a lifetime child support payment!

Great to have you back, Tarpo.

[Tarpo63]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

I wonder if it has a big fat ass on the other side? . And then what happens if you knock it up? Machines never die, TALK about a lifetime child support payment!

[Otto22]

I recently decided to try to remember all the providers I have used here on the Space Coast. It was not as easy as I thought it might be. Every time I thought I had a complete list another lady would come to mind. I am certain my list, although somewhat extensive, is no yet complete. Do any of you guys make any attempt to remember or document the providers you have visited? Since I am a snowbird that is usually only here for a week or two at a time I felt certain that I could recall all the ladies off the top of my head. Not so easy. What do you fellas do and how do you do it?

[PocoHunter]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

I'm tempted to try the Kiiroo Titan, it is a bit more practical.

[Mikaeles]

What if it malfunctions and rips your penis off.

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

[ScottyM3]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

Testing hell. I'm in love. Can you say mail order bride? LOL.

[Member #6253]

According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw

Will testing and results for STDs be available?