Strip Club Reports

[LuccaMac]

I had forgotten no really I had forgotten what it is like being in MIA and dealing with MIA, the worst of it is that it's even worse in other states, with girls easily quoting 1 k WTF for that kind of money you could have flown to Cuba, DR, Colombia, even Mexico and back of course immediacy is an issue when dealing with this issues you accept the higher price just because you are in the US, I remember the days I am an MIA native Tootsies has been around now 40 years but this is fucked up the whole setting is designed to fuck someone over and you want to know why it happens because all of you tolerate it, I am sure that you could have saved 1 k if you grabbed some lotion and went on pornhub MIA was bad but this is ridiculous, people where I monguer and I post my adventures on ISG are talking about bareback for 100 an hour at most with a dime piece that is not fake I feel sorry for you all that stayed home, and glad that I became an expat and moved to Ecuador.

Wow, I agree here with what you say. Cartegena, Medellin, Quito all have way better options even considering the airfare.

LM.

[Galactic305]

Hey guys visiting from Boston this week. Was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for clubs between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. Looking for decent clubs for some fun and recommendations of where to avoid as well. Thanks.

Scarletts is always fun and the girls are top notch but if you want to get a little more down and dirty go to Tootises or Cheetahs.

[ClPost045]

Hey guys visiting from Boston this week. Was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for clubs between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. Looking for decent clubs for some fun and recommendations of where to avoid as well. Thanks.

[Doombringer321]

For those of you wondering, Angel still works at Tootsies. And she is the most awful ROB greedy ***** ever. Has Antimatter Pussy Syndrome. Antimatter is the most pricy material known to man, and she is the most pricy woman I've known.

I got in on NYE around 11 pm. Run into her at the upstairs bar around 1 or 2 AM. She has a relatively attractive face, but has a huge fake set of tits and ass. The tits were well done, and not too big. The ass was too big and not attractive. She also has the vitiligo as previously reported, has splotches on her boobs, and her asshole and pussy area are also different colored.

I was waiting for another dancer at the point to take to VIP, so I chatted with her a while. She was doing the hard sell, telling me she wanted to fuck me VIP. No pretenses, just a straight hey let's go to VIP and fuck. Would not take no for an answer, even when I told her I was waiting for someone. Made some small talk, she's from LA. Finally my dancer walked up and I had to literally leave her in the middle of her sell and go.

Met with her again a little bit after I got out of VIP, same hard sell. This time she was more explicit, told me all holes were open, she wanted me in her ass after she had me down her throat. I asked her price, and she said 1 k / hour. For context, at night VIP rooms are 200/30 min, 300/ hour. So an hour would be 1300 with her. Other girls all charge 600-800 an hour, so she was already high. I asked if bare was available, there was no way I was paying that price while using a condom. She waffled, I told her I had clean tests to show her from mid December, and after a min or two of thinking, she accepted.

I pay the 1300 room and dancer fee on my card, tip the security 20, then head to the room with her. She pressures me to order a drink, literally won't take no again. She gets a lemon drop, I get a Tito's. Then after drinks are delivered, she starts with a warmup dance, and unzips for a HJ. After a song or so, she turns around and says she has to talk about get the dread feeling I'm being upsold or robbed.

She makes this long speech about how she had an arrangement with the club, we can be back here for however long we want, not just the 1 H I paid for. She would love to take me raw up all her holes, take a load in each one. We can stay 2 or 3 hours, I can cum however many times I want. For that, people usually take care of her and give her at least 5 k. I was stunned. 5 k means it would be 6. 3 k total, solidly in the range top pornstars on escort sites charge when broken down per hour.

I tell her emphatically no, I'm not happy with how she didn't mention all this out front when she quoted 1 k. She tried some gaslighting bullshit about how that's the club fee, she doesn't get any of that. I call out her bullshit, but she doesn't relent. Asks if I can do 4 k. I'm in a tough spot now, all I can do is either walk away and lose 1300 or try to negotiate something. I tell her the most I'll do is 500 more, 1800 total for an hour, less since we've been negotiating. A complete ripoff but it was either that or nothing, at least I'd be getting a wild 3 hole BBFS session for the up charge.

She asks if I can do 2 k, then 1.5 k. I hold steady at 500, and she finally agrees. So she takes my pants off and starts a BBBJ. After a bit, I see her rummage in her purse behind her, then turns back around while holding something at an angle so I can't see. I wait for her to reveal it, and she doesn't, seems to be waiting for me to look away or get lost in throes of pleasure. Finally I ask her what's in her hand, and she slowly turns over a condom. I am livid at this point. I tell her we agreed to BBFS outside when she quoted 1 k. She again gaslights and says no, that was for an extra tip, even though she said nothing on the floor.

I am so upset I can't even stay hard anymore, and move to pull my pants up and walk out. She says "okay relax, fine I'll take care of you" and goes back to sucking. Eventually she rolls on the condom, and gets ready to mount. I stop her and confirm this is for 1 k, and she's like "oh no you offered 500 tip. " I tell her that was for BBFS 3 hole fun, not a lame CFS fuck. I ask if anal is still on the table, and she denies it. So great, she suckered me into a a plain CFS session for 1300, totally not worth it. There's nothing I can do so I just sit back and she rides with the condom on.

I hate condoms and can't cum with one on, usually can't even stay hard. Her shitty attitude and rob mentality contributed to this, and it got soft and slipped out. She had to suck again to get it up, and it would only stay hard for 5 min at a time. Finally I gave up and just jacked off while sucking her tits. When I was going to cum, she did put her mouth on it, but I don't think she actually took any in her mouth, more just let it drip on the dick and hand, there was way too much cum left on my dick afterwards for her to have taken any.

After all this, I immediately move to get dressed. The dumb ***** had the gall to ask for a tip. I just sigh and look at her, then walk out. This was the absolute worst experience and ripoff I've ever had, not just at tootsies but in any strip club.

Matt personally mentions Angel over and over in this thread. I booked or danced with them based on his reviews, and out of the 3 I've been with, all 3 have been astoundingly bad or no showed. It has cost me almost $3 k and many hours of time so far, which I wouldn't have otherwise spent because these girls aren't normally my type. I did so because I thought they were wild BBFS sluts as he reviewed. One girl being a ROB is coincidence, but 3 seems very fishy.

I had forgotten no really I had forgotten what it is like being in MIA and dealing with MIA, the worst of it is that it's even worse in other states, with girls easily quoting 1 k WTF for that kind of money you could have flown to Cuba, DR, Colombia, even Mexico and back of course immediacy is an issue when dealing with this issues you accept the higher price just because you are in the US, I remember the days I am an MIA native Tootsies has been around now 40 years but this is fucked up the whole setting is designed to fuck someone over and you want to know why it happens because all of you tolerate it, I am sure that you could have saved 1 k if you grabbed some lotion and went on pornhub MIA was bad but this is ridiculous, people where I monguer and I post my adventures on ISG are talking about bareback for 100 an hour at most with a dime piece that is not fake I feel sorry for you all that stayed home, and glad that I became an expat and moved to Ecuador.

[Williaro28]

The closest club to the grove is Playmates. You will enjoy your time there.

Thank you.

[Galactic305]

Going to be in the area on business from ATL in a couple weeks. Looking for VIP extras. Went to diamond dolls when I was in Boca and they had what I was looking for. Anything like that around Coconut Grove area? Thank you.

The closest club to the grove is Playmates. You will enjoy your time there.

[Williaro28]

Going to be in the area on business from ATL in a couple weeks. Looking for VIP extras. Went to diamond dolls when I was in Boca and they had what I was looking for. Anything like that around Coconut Grove area? Thank you.

[ThickDaddy]

Anyone been lately? Some old posts but haven't been to a club in a long time and this one is easy to get to.

[JoeyDonuts]

Anyone have any reasonable VIP recommendations? Probably going to do daytime since rooms are cheaper during the day. Anyone I should look for that doesn't have GPS?

[PercyShelley]

Got lucky here last time. Tonight was a no go. Was quoted 300 for presumed obj because when I mentioned bare they acted like I was crazy. Another one or two weren't into the act at all. One other new Cuban gave me her number and said she would outside of there.

[PercyShelley]

I'm visiting the area and hit this place Sunday afternoon. Didn't appear much for real lookers in there. However, as I walked to the second bar a girl sitting with another girl grabbed ahold of it and started rubbing it. She looked alright, better than most in there. We talked for a minute and I asked if she wanted it in her mouth. She said yes for 180. I told her it had to be uncovered. She acted like it was a big deal then settled on 200. I believe she said it was 30 for use of the backroom too. Then she tried to get me to invite her less attractive friend. I acted like I didn't want either then and she led me back. She had it out and then asked for the money. I had 180 in 20's I gave her and had a 50 I was going to give her for the rest if I'd understood her. She didn't count it, stuck it in here purse and did the job. Then she asked for a tip. So I gave her another 20 and was on my way out. Wasn't there for much longer than 20 minutes but got what I'd went in for.

[TheSneak]

Not a Miami specific question, but wanted to ask before my upcoming visit to the area. Anyone use C*shApp / V*nmo when getting fun in the club instead of the ATM (and it's fees)? I've run into max withdrawal issues and not looking to carry a shitload of cash on me all night before getting down to business.

[Gpops7777]

For those of you wondering, Angel still works at Tootsies. And she is the most awful ROB greedy ***** ever. Has Antimatter Pussy Syndrome. Antimatter is the most pricy material known to man, and she is the most pricy woman I've known.
.

I think you saved me a headache. I was going to tootsies specifically to look for Angel on my work trip next week LOL.

[FromMars]

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[Mcsylv]

Will report back and let you all know if there are any decent prospects. I'll also find out if Angel / Zanatti permanently left or if she's still there.

For those of you wondering, Angel still works at Tootsies. And she is the most awful ROB greedy ***** ever. Has Antimatter Pussy Syndrome. Antimatter is the most pricy material known to man, and she is the most pricy woman I've known.

I got in on NYE around 11 pm. Run into her at the upstairs bar around 1 or 2 AM. She has a relatively attractive face, but has a huge fake set of tits and ass. The tits were well done, and not too big. The ass was too big and not attractive. She also has the vitiligo as previously reported, has splotches on her boobs, and her asshole and pussy area are also different colored.

I was waiting for another dancer at the point to take to VIP, so I chatted with her a while. She was doing the hard sell, telling me she wanted to fuck me VIP. No pretenses, just a straight hey let's go to VIP and fuck. Would not take no for an answer, even when I told her I was waiting for someone. Made some small talk, she's from LA. Finally my dancer walked up and I had to literally leave her in the middle of her sell and go.

Met with her again a little bit after I got out of VIP, same hard sell. This time she was more explicit, told me all holes were open, she wanted me in her ass after she had me down her throat. I asked her price, and she said 1 k / hour. For context, at night VIP rooms are 200/30 min, 300/ hour. So an hour would be 1300 with her. Other girls all charge 600-800 an hour, so she was already high. I asked if bare was available, there was no way I was paying that price while using a condom. She waffled, I told her I had clean tests to show her from mid December, and after a min or two of thinking, she accepted.

I pay the 1300 room and dancer fee on my card, tip the security 20, then head to the room with her. She pressures me to order a drink, literally won't take no again. She gets a lemon drop, I get a Tito's. Then after drinks are delivered, she starts with a warmup dance, and unzips for a HJ. After a song or so, she turns around and says she has to talk about get the dread feeling I'm being upsold or robbed.

She makes this long speech about how she had an arrangement with the club, we can be back here for however long we want, not just the 1 H I paid for. She would love to take me raw up all her holes, take a load in each one. We can stay 2 or 3 hours, I can cum however many times I want. For that, people usually take care of her and give her at least 5 k. I was stunned. 5 k means it would be 6. 3 k total, solidly in the range top pornstars on escort sites charge when broken down per hour.

I tell her emphatically no, I'm not happy with how she didn't mention all this out front when she quoted 1 k. She tried some gaslighting bullshit about how that's the club fee, she doesn't get any of that. I call out her bullshit, but she doesn't relent. Asks if I can do 4 k. I'm in a tough spot now, all I can do is either walk away and lose 1300 or try to negotiate something. I tell her the most I'll do is 500 more, 1800 total for an hour, less since we've been negotiating. A complete ripoff but it was either that or nothing, at least I'd be getting a wild 3 hole BBFS session for the up charge.

She asks if I can do 2 k, then 1.5 k. I hold steady at 500, and she finally agrees. So she takes my pants off and starts a BBBJ. After a bit, I see her rummage in her purse behind her, then turns back around while holding something at an angle so I can't see. I wait for her to reveal it, and she doesn't, seems to be waiting for me to look away or get lost in throes of pleasure. Finally I ask her what's in her hand, and she slowly turns over a condom. I am livid at this point. I tell her we agreed to BBFS outside when she quoted 1 k. She again gaslights and says no, that was for an extra tip, even though she said nothing on the floor.

I am so upset I can't even stay hard anymore, and move to pull my pants up and walk out. She says "okay relax, fine I'll take care of you" and goes back to sucking. Eventually she rolls on the condom, and gets ready to mount. I stop her and confirm this is for 1 k, and she's like "oh no you offered 500 tip. " I tell her that was for BBFS 3 hole fun, not a lame CFS fuck. I ask if anal is still on the table, and she denies it. So great, she suckered me into a a plain CFS session for 1300, totally not worth it. There's nothing I can do so I just sit back and she rides with the condom on.

I hate condoms and can't cum with one on, usually can't even stay hard. Her shitty attitude and rob mentality contributed to this, and it got soft and slipped out. She had to suck again to get it up, and it would only stay hard for 5 min at a time. Finally I gave up and just jacked off while sucking her tits. When I was going to cum, she did put her mouth on it, but I don't think she actually took any in her mouth, more just let it drip on the dick and hand, there was way too much cum left on my dick afterwards for her to have taken any.

After all this, I immediately move to get dressed. The dumb ***** had the gall to ask for a tip. I just sigh and look at her, then walk out. This was the absolute worst experience and ripoff I've ever had, not just at tootsies but in any strip club.

Matt personally mentions Angel over and over in this thread. I booked or danced with them based on his reviews, and out of the 3 I've been with, all 3 have been astoundingly bad or no showed. It has cost me almost $3 k and many hours of time so far, which I wouldn't have otherwise spent because these girls aren't normally my type. I did so because I thought they were wild BBFS sluts as he reviewed. One girl being a ROB is coincidence, but 3 seems very fishy.