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**ILoveBigTits** · 01-25-16 12:15

Originally Posted by Lov2play [View Original Post]

Glad your funds were well spent. Next time you decide to see Miss Labelle let me know and I'll help you hold up those bodacious tatas, LOL whowzer, LOL.

If you get a hankerin' for some more fun when she's in town check out Serena Saphire, "The Seduction Queen". Her top is smaller but she's big on fun, highly recommend.

Thanks for your report.

L2 p.

I also saw her last week in Greenville and those tata's are worth the price of admission alone! Biggest and best I have ever seen in person!

**Lov2play** · 01-21-16 17:33

Originally Posted by Brddle [View Original Post]

OK, Let me start this off by saying she is the best provided I have ever had the pleasure of dreaming about. I saw that she was traveling through Greenville so I decided to splurge. I am sure glad I did! She is one special lady and if you treat her right, she will take very, very good care of you.

The price is high and I have never splurged like this, but I wanted to see if there is a difference in the level of service. I can now say there is a huge difference. I don't have the funs to always play at this level, but every now and again sure is nice.

Senior members PM for details.

http://chanellabelle.escortfiles.com/

Glad your funds were well spent. Next time you decide to see Miss Labelle let me know and I'll help you hold up those bodacious tatas, LOL whowzer, LOL.

If you get a hankerin' for some more fun when she's in town check out Serena Saphire, "The Seduction Queen". Her top is smaller but she's big on fun, highly recommend.

Thanks for your report.

L2 p.

**CatFisher** · 01-21-16 17:29

Originally Posted by Brddle [View Original Post]

OK, Let me start this off by saying she is the best provided I have ever had the pleasure of dreaming about. I saw that she was traveling through Greenville so I decided to splurge. I am sure glad I did! She is one special lady and if you treat her right, she will take very, very good care of you.

The price is high and I have never splurged like this, but I wanted to see if there is a difference in the level of service. I can now say there is a huge difference. I don't have the funs to always play at this level, but every now and again sure is nice.

Senior members PM for details.

http://chanellabelle.escortfiles.com/

I saw Chanellabelle a while back on a trip to Atlanta and WOW what a difference. It also comes with a very high price and one I am not willing to pay very often. If you have a chance and the funds then go ahead. You will NOT be disappointed! Full GFE and she was totally into the experience.

Too bad other providers are not that into it and eager to please. They would make a lot more cash! I guess you get what you pay for.

**Brddle** · 01-21-16 14:11

OK, Let me start this off by saying she is the best provided I have ever had the pleasure of dreaming about. I saw that she was traveling through Greenville so I decided to splurge. I am sure glad I did! She is one special lady and if you treat her right, she will take very, very good care of you.

The price is high and I have never splurged like this, but I wanted to see if there is a difference in the level of service. I can now say there is a huge difference. I don't have the funs to always play at this level, but every now and again sure is nice.

Senior members PM for details.

http://chanellabelle.escortfiles.com/

**NCSeller** · 01-17-16 12:12

Originally Posted by HardOne1973 [View Original Post]

If anyone needs a good laugh this is one of the ads to read. She posts on the dating page, escorts page and the adult jobs page as well. A dark grainy pic and she struggles with spelling, grammar and what she expects is quite funny. Umm, honey if you're advertising on the escorts page and thinking your getting a sugar daddy you are seriously mistaken.

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...ption/12052145

She spends the entire ad saying she is not giving sex for money, then ends it by saying she is drug and disease free.

**HardOne1973** · 01-17-16 10:38

If anyone needs a good laugh this is one of the ads to read. She posts on the dating page, escorts page and the adult jobs page as well. A dark grainy pic and she struggles with spelling, grammar and what she expects is quite funny. Umm, honey if you're advertising on the escorts page and thinking your getting a sugar daddy you are seriously mistaken.

http://greenville.backpage.com/Women...ption/12052145

**HardOne1973** · 01-12-16 00:08

I know I'm a day late, but I thought of this while reading the news earlier today on my phone.

"Golden Globes" Award- to the female with the best looking tits?

**JeffMcg** · 12-20-15 12:47

Originally Posted by Shelby500 [View Original Post]

This thread on the Indianapolis forum has some excellent guidelines for new posters and everyone in general.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rs-and-Newbies

Shelby,

Thanks for the referral. It was a read well worth the time and, I hope, will be viewed by many.

Jeff.

**Shelby 500** · 12-19-15 22:43

This thread on the Indianapolis forum has some excellent guidelines for new posters and everyone in general.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rs-and-Newbies

**VinceVon** · 12-12-15 04:07

Originally Posted by DanielBoone [View Original Post]

This is an oxymoron or two: http://greenville.backpage.com/Femal...gt-40/12356223.

If you're "petite" you are not thick and curvy.

Maybe she thinks "petite" means "short".

**Shelby 500** · 12-12-15 01:27

I like the way she thinks. By her definition, I'm "petite" too!

Oxymoron: large shrimp.

Originally Posted by DanielBoone [View Original Post]

This is an oxymoron or two: http://greenville.backpage.com/Femal...gt-40/12356223.

If you're "petite" you are not thick and curvy.

**DanielBoone** · 12-11-15 09:52

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

I like the ones who tell us how well educated they are but can't string three properly spelled words together to form a grammatically correct sentence.

LexLuther.

It's gone now, but one well-educated lass advertised she is a collage student. Maybe she's studying art or photography, but I doubt it.

I think she only studied anatomy.

**DanielBoone** · 12-11-15 09:36

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

I like the ones who tell us how well educated they are but can't string three properly spelled words together to form a grammatically correct sentence.

LexLuther.

This is an oxymoron or two: http://greenville.backpage.com/Femal...gt-40/12356223.

If you're "petite" you are not thick and curvy.

**LexLuther** · 12-10-15 18:02

Originally Posted by LovesMuffins [View Original Post]

My favorites are the ones who say they're "classy" and show us just how classy by posting big pics of their cheeks spread wide.

I like the ones who tell us how well educated they are but can't string three properly spelled words together to form a grammatically correct sentence.

LexLuther.

**LovesMuffins** · 12-10-15 17:01

My favorites are the ones who say they're "classy" and show us just how classy by posting big pics of their cheeks spread wide.

Originally Posted by DanielBoone [View Original Post]

After getting stood up by my favorite and then a local stiffing me. Not like that. I've ventured afield.

Several CL ads have netted me these options:

* A pair of Asheville girls for $400, which isn't crazy, but they only work together and that's a lot of cash.

* A Greenville woman who wants $500 so she won't "loose" her house. She's grudgingly determined she'd do "anything but anal" for that. She won't say her age, provide a pic but claims she's 5'6 and a svelte 165.

* Then a Greenville 19-year-old who only wanted to "lick my candy cane" but scoffed at $50. Then wouldn't say what would earn access. She later agreed to sex for $600. However, her pic is smoking hot. If it's her, she'd be worth half that I suppose.

The fruitless search continues.