General Reports

[Dolato]

Hey there. After finally reaching the breaking point in a sexless marriage I've decided I might want to try making use of some outcall professional services when I am in town for a conference in a few weeks. The problem is that I have never done anything close to this before and I am very nervous (still undecided, in fact). I am not even sure I would be up for FS, maybe just a BJ and some touching. Any advice for the "virgin"? Should I not bother with this and start with a spa? What are the chances of getting rolled? Even better. Anybody have a referral to a provider who is nice and gentle and doesn't mind breaking in a noob?

Thanks in advance!

I finally took the plunge when I ran across hx. It's not fool proof and not perfect, but I found some assurance in using the networks to find a provider.

It's pricier, but may help with the nervousness.

[Deori]

Not the place for moral judgements Tjinla2001. Mind your own business if it bothers you.

Cheating on your spouse is despicable. If you don't love her than you should divorce. I would never date a civilian because of my extensive contact with prostitutes over the last 40 years. I don't know how a married man can live with himself and look at his children if he is penetrating prostitutes. Pitiful.

[TwoTimeTed]

Cheating on your spouse is despicable. If you don't love her than you should divorce. I would never date a civilian because of my extensive contact with prostitutes over the last 40 years. I don't know how a married man can live with himself and look at his children if he is penetrating prostitutes. Pitiful.

I wouldn't listen to TjinLA2001. If your wife isn't giving it to you, you have to go somewhere to get it. She's not taking care of matters at hand, well, you need to seek those things which are enjoyable. Maybe you should get a divorce if things aren't working out, but by all means be happy and being happy starts with your penis.

Now. Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

[Tjinla2001]

You are completely right.

Cheating on your spouse is despicable. If you don't love her than you should divorce. I would never date a civilian because of my extensive contact with prostitutes over the last 40 years. I don't know how a married man can live with himself and look at his children if he is penetrating prostitutes. Pitiful.

[MittRomney]

They are NOT fucking now. So, no chance his wife gets aids. If they were having sex, he wouldn't need a working girl. See how that works? LOL! Besides, any wife not putting out needs to be put out on her own. Dump the *****.

To the original poster; enjoy the paid help!

You are completely right.

[Stevew]

If you plan to date prostitutes and still have sex with your wife you have to ask yourself this: Will I feel bad if I give her the full blown AIDs? If your answer is no, then go ahead and have some fun.

They are NOT fucking now. So, no chance his wife gets aids. If they were having sex, he wouldn't need a working girl. See how that works? LOL! Besides, any wife not putting out needs to be put out on her own. Dump the *****.

To the original poster; enjoy the paid help!

[MittRomney]

If you plan to date prostitutes and still have sex with your wife you have to ask yourself this: Will I feel bad if I give her the full blown AIDs? If your answer is no, then go ahead and have some fun.

Answer me this. What is the difference between a Match.com girl and a prostitute. Or any strange poon and a prostitute. Do you think he should stay home and jerk off in the shower? Most probably, the wife has someone on the side and is developing a plan of action. Women are scandalous. They get a man, quit their jobs or get pregnant. They get the man to stay at home. Women go out on men more often. They are just better at covering up. The more you think, no way she would. The more likely.

Keep your thing wrapped up. Use common sense. Have fun. Be safe.

[Joesun1]

don't flaunt what you're doing in the face of the police. There's a lot of cool cops out there, but if you're being stupid, they have to respond accordingly.

Geez I don't know what City you're talking about but I know It can't be Vegas!!

[Tjinla2001]

Hey there. After finally reaching the breaking point in a sexless marriage I've decided I might want to try making use of some outcall professional services when I am in town for a conference in a few weeks. The problem is that I have never done anything close to this before and I am very nervous (still undecided, in fact). I am not even sure I would be up for FS, maybe just a BJ and some touching. Any advice for the "virgin"? Should I not bother with this and start with a spa? What are the chances of getting rolled? Even better. Anybody have a referral to a provider who is nice and gentle and doesn't mind breaking in a noob?

Thanks in advance!

If you plan to date prostitutes and still have sex with your wife you have to ask yourself this: Will I feel bad if I give her the full blown AIDs? If your answer is no, then go ahead and have some fun.

[Doof808]

Don't get caught. Go someplace not obvious. Get away from the stroll, and don't park too close to a corner. Best to have a wall or fence on the side you are parking on. Never park in a deserted parking lot, because being the only one there attracts attention. Industrial areas are good if you're going to do parking lots, but watch out for cameras on the roof. You don't want to be the entertainment for the security guy who checks the night tapes. And, never stop on a main street, either for pick-up or drop-off. Don't be obvious, and don't flaunt what you're doing in the face of the police. There's a lot of cool cops out there, but if you're being stupid, they have to respond accordingly.

Don't get robbed. Don't keep a lot of money on you when you do this. If you have money in your pocket, stash is somewhere where she can't easily get it. Never keep your wallet in your pants when she slides your pants down, because the most common rob is the girl fishing out your wallet while you're focusing on the BJ. Keep money in clumps in easy-to-reach spots, so if she says $40 you can reach that exact amount easily, or 60, or 25 or whatever. Don't pull out your wallet and take money out of it when the girl can see you have more money. That leads to crappy service while she tries to upsell you to get more money out of you. The girl who's thrilled to get $25 will be pissed when she sees you have $100 in your wallet. These girls are supposed to be the alternative to wives and girlfriends, but they're still women who want your money, and that means as much of it as they can get.

Don't catch anything. Cover up for pussy action, and do a quick look at the mouth if you can to make sure there's no cold sores. I'm sure every girl has been asked to do it. It's just part of the job.

Don't be embarrassed. Who gives a shit what she thinks? You're not looking to marry her. I promise you they are not embarrassed when they look like shit, smell, are dirty, do a shitty job, burp, fart, puke, fall asleep or anything else that these girls have done in my presence. If it doesn't work out, they leave and you'll never see them again, and many of them will forget you inside of an hour. It's not like you'll see them at work tomorrow or at a class reunion and they've told everyone you couldn't get it up or you popped too quick. Like real dating, it's hit and miss, and your interaction with these girls will range from "I'd like to kill her" to "I wish I met her in the real world". No different than finding a restaurant you like, shopping for a new car or finding what brand of sneakers fit you best. Also, the thought of being with someone new should be the biggest thrill in this whole adventure, so don't let it be what holds you back.

That is some good insight / advice. Thanks to SB!

[Sucker Bill]

Thanks for all the advice from everybody. I have been going through most the forums doing plenty of "research." Here is the funny thing. Even if I get up the nerve to actually go through with this. Outside of the normal guilt and fears. Getting caught, getting robbed, catching something, etc. I am also having these odd feelings that I would be embarrassed! The only person that I have (barely) had sex with over the last 20 some-odd years is my wife. Suddenly the thought of possibly being with somebody else just feels odd; pro or not. I guess nature will take over if the time comes. I wonder if anybody else has this kind of trouble their first time?

This doesn't need to turn into a therapy session. Thanks again! Happy hunting.

Don't get caught. Go someplace not obvious. Get away from the stroll, and don't park too close to a corner. Best to have a wall or fence on the side you are parking on. Never park in a deserted parking lot, because being the only one there attracts attention. Industrial areas are good if you're going to do parking lots, but watch out for cameras on the roof. You don't want to be the entertainment for the security guy who checks the night tapes. And, never stop on a main street, either for pick-up or drop-off. Don't be obvious, and don't flaunt what you're doing in the face of the police. There's a lot of cool cops out there, but if you're being stupid, they have to respond accordingly.

Don't get robbed. Don't keep a lot of money on you when you do this. If you have money in your pocket, stash is somewhere where she can't easily get it. Never keep your wallet in your pants when she slides your pants down, because the most common rob is the girl fishing out your wallet while you're focusing on the BJ. Keep money in clumps in easy-to-reach spots, so if she says $40 you can reach that exact amount easily, or 60, or 25 or whatever. Don't pull out your wallet and take money out of it when the girl can see you have more money. That leads to crappy service while she tries to upsell you to get more money out of you. The girl who's thrilled to get $25 will be pissed when she sees you have $100 in your wallet. These girls are supposed to be the alternative to wives and girlfriends, but they're still women who want your money, and that means as much of it as they can get.

Don't catch anything. Cover up for pussy action, and do a quick look at the mouth if you can to make sure there's no cold sores. I'm sure every girl has been asked to do it. It's just part of the job.

Don't be embarrassed. Who gives a shit what she thinks? You're not looking to marry her. I promise you they are not embarrassed when they look like shit, smell, are dirty, do a shitty job, burp, fart, puke, fall asleep or anything else that these girls have done in my presence. If it doesn't work out, they leave and you'll never see them again, and many of them will forget you inside of an hour. It's not like you'll see them at work tomorrow or at a class reunion and they've told everyone you couldn't get it up or you popped too quick. Like real dating, it's hit and miss, and your interaction with these girls will range from "I'd like to kill her" to "I wish I met her in the real world". No different than finding a restaurant you like, shopping for a new car or finding what brand of sneakers fit you best. Also, the thought of being with someone new should be the biggest thrill in this whole adventure, so don't let it be what holds you back.

[ECMark]

I've been interested in seeing her but have read some bad reviews on her I was curious if anyone has seen her? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong thread I am new still LOL.

Never seen her but Chrissy Monroe used to be Ashton Martin (same tattoo on her left thigh). Reviews say that Ashton was an upseller, not GFE, and she's not highly reviewed. The only thing that's probably changed is the name. Just an observation for you.

[FlDataMan]

Vegas is one of the worst towns to hobby in IMO, so many rolls / scams / upsells and what not.

Few options I'd suggest to a newbie.

1. Read the threads here as much as possible, tons of great free info. Once you find a few girls that got good reviews here, do a little more research on them and take the plunge.

2. Check out the red book, specifcally the verified vixens in the LV forum.

3. Splurge the $20 or whatever for a TER membership, start researching reviews and girls. Choose a girl with a ton of great reviews, can't really go wrong there.

It's not really that bad, but def take your time as a newbie. Yea you'll probably overpay a little and have to invest some extra time, but it's just the price of being a newbie to everything.

Thanks for all the advice from everybody. I have been going through most the forums doing plenty of "research." Here is the funny thing. Even if I get up the nerve to actually go through with this. Outside of the normal guilt and fears. Getting caught, getting robbed, catching something, etc. I am also having these odd feelings that I would be embarrassed! The only person that I have (barely) had sex with over the last 20 some-odd years is my wife. Suddenly the thought of possibly being with somebody else just feels odd; pro or not. I guess nature will take over if the time comes. I wonder if anybody else has this kind of trouble their first time?

This doesn't need to turn into a therapy session. Thanks again! Happy hunting.

[ECMark]

Vegas is one of the worst towns to hobby in IMO, so many rolls / scams / upsells and what not.

Few options I'd suggest to a newbie.

1. Read the threads here as much as possible, tons of great free info. Once you find a few girls that got good reviews here, do a little more research on them and take the plunge.

2. Check out the red book, specifcally the verified vixens in the LV forum.

3. Splurge the $20 or whatever for a TER membership, start researching reviews and girls. Choose a girl with a ton of great reviews, can't really go wrong there.

It's not really that bad, but def take your time as a newbie. Yea you'll probably overpay a little and have to invest some extra time, but it's just the price of being a newbie to everything.

You could also check out Las Vegas Escort Review http://lvescortreview.com the ladies listed there are well reviewed and won't rip you off.

[XSquirtX]

I've been interested in seeing her but have read some bad reviews on her I was curious if anyone has seen her? Sorry if I posted this in the wrong thread I am new still LOL.