General Reports

[Al Melrose]

http://triblocal.com/elmhurst/2010/0...titution-bust/


Eight guys and one girl busted(a 17 year old girl, not charged since too young for a prostitution charge)


This is just wrong. What a waste of out tax dollars.

[Jadedone]

These look like separate incidents:

http://www.pioneerlocal.com/burrridg...410-s1.article

And

http://www.pioneerlocal.com/maywood/...110-s1.article

Stay safe out there, fellas...

(also posted in the Chicago thread)

[Ctuna]

After picking up my old Mercedes from the dealership it was a nice rest that I had with Kim at Ace on Ogden. I dreamed of a nice time getting the much needed stress off my back and Kim was a team player all around. After paying the commensurate room fee and meeting her, I was pleased to receive a fair massage. When my dream called for a taste of the extras, it was a little awkward since I was not a familiar face, but based on my other parlor experiences, I was able to fit a common ground of extra educational funds that provided this AARP eligible guy a nice HJ that helped hers and my cause of feeling some relief. OK, more me than her I could use a little practice on my web dream prose, but I can say that I welcome a dream again with Kim at Ace on Ogden, it's just too taxing on this senior's budget to do this more than once in a while. Glad to be a part of the forum!

[Von Beave]

As far as comparing the experience to anything else. I get the sense that you have been scouting the comments here, so I would think that you have an idea of whether Y met your expectations.

As far as "doing better" goes, I suppose that depends on what you objective is. Since you stated that your next visit might be to Spa 7 (and since you seem to have read through many of the posts here) I suspect that is telling as to what your "doing better" objective is. I've not personally been there, but based on what I've read of the place I suspect that you have a better chance of hitting your apparent objective there.

Based on what I've read here the service I had was on par with what most others had gotten at M Spa. But without anything to personally compare it to, I need to explore more.

Dead on that I have been scouting this site to find out the correct places and proper etiquette. But we all have to start somewhere, I guess. I wasn't really looking for pointers on how to get more, actually looking to make sure what I learned from reading was correct. Obviously I was rewarded for my homework. More over I want to be part of the community here and like GWB said I missed a rule and want to know if there are any other understood but not spoken/typed rules.

Finally, I was looking for the possible next location to visit for quality of service, also thinking of making the jump to FS for my Sophomore outing. Doing some more digging the options I see are Spa 7 and TP. Any recommendations one way or the other?

O, and my visit to M Spa was all a dream I had Friday night.

[Gilibee]

How do you guys find out this behind-the-scenes stuff? Do they actually tell you this kind of stuff?

I've always been curious about the behind the scenes stuff (how the manager assigns workers to customers, the person dynamics among the workers and stuff like that) and when I read reports from posters who discuss this kind of stuff, I always find it hard to understand why the workers/managers at these places would be willing to discuss such matters with customers.

I believe she just bought this business.

[Mohave]

It wouldn't suprise me to know that Y has a business interest in this place and is not just a worker.

I believe she just bought this business.

[Krackerjack]

Tried out Kings recently.... unfortunately age factor turned out to be quite a buzz kill, the 3 of them i saw was pushing 50 (although they look 40, but possibly really are 50), so decided to move on. Did not try Garden, since I don't see good reviews about it here.

[Ovrdrive]

It wouldn't suprise me to know that Y has a business interest in this place and is not just a worker.

I agree with the comment by GWB but I would add that as a general rule it is a good idea to assume that the people working at AMPs are not going to tell you everything that they know. Just because Y told you that she was not aware of this site doesn't mean that she really isn't aware of it. In fact, I would bet that she is aware of this site. It seems that Y makes a regular practice of asking "marketing survey" type questions (like "how did you hear of us? "). She certainly seemed to be very up on what was in the newspapers (I. E. Ads). I sensed that there was a business thought process about her.

That's not to suggest anything negative about Y. In fact, my sense was that there was something fundamentally very likeable about her. She seemed like the kind of person that you could really get to like if she weren't doing what she is doing.

As far as comparing the experience to anything else. I get the sense that you have been scouting the comments here, so I would think that you have an idea of whether Y met your expectations.

As far as "doing better" goes, I suppose that depends on what you objective is. Since you stated that your next visit might be to Spa 7 (and since you seem to have read through many of the posts here) I suspect that is telling as to what your "doing better" objective is. I've not personally been there, but based on what I've read of the place I suspect that you have a better chance of hitting your apparent objective there.

[Amping Around]

I agree with the comment by GWB but I would add that as a general rule it is a good idea to assume that the people working at AMPs are not going to tell you everything that they know. Just because Y told you that she was not aware of this site doesn't mean that she really isn't aware of it. In fact, I would bet that she is aware of this site. It seems that Y makes a regular practice of asking "marketing survey" type questions (like "how did you hear of us? "). She certainly seemed to be very up on what was in the newspapers (I. E. Ads). I sensed that there was a business thought process about her.

That's not to suggest anything negative about Y. In fact, my sense was that there was something fundamentally very likeable about her. She seemed like the kind of person that you could really get to like if she weren't doing what she is doing.

As far as comparing the experience to anything else. I get the sense that you have been scouting the comments here, so I would think that you have an idea of whether Y met your expectations.

As far as "doing better" goes, I suppose that depends on what you objective is. Since you stated that your next visit might be to Spa 7 (and since you seem to have read through many of the posts here) I suspect that is telling as to what your "doing better" objective is. I've not personally been there, but based on what I've read of the place I suspect that you have a better chance of hitting your apparent objective there.

I know for a fact that Y knows about the sites, because when I use to frequent there, she would ask me about them. Some on had given her C/P's of some of them, and she would ask me to explain some of the abbrev. I'd explain to her what something meant, and all she could say is "OMG".

[Gilibee]

I agree with the comment by GWB but I would add that as a general rule it is a good idea to assume that the people working at AMPs are not going to tell you everything that they know. Just because Y told you that she was not aware of this site doesn't mean that she really isn't aware of it. In fact, I would bet that she is aware of this site. It seems that Y makes a regular practice of asking "marketing survey" type questions (like "how did you hear of us? "). She certainly seemed to be very up on what was in the newspapers (I. E. Ads). I sensed that there was a business thought process about her.

That's not to suggest anything negative about Y. In fact, my sense was that there was something fundamentally very likeable about her. She seemed like the kind of person that you could really get to like if she weren't doing what she is doing.

As far as comparing the experience to anything else. I get the sense that you have been scouting the comments here, so I would think that you have an idea of whether Y met your expectations.

As far as "doing better" goes, I suppose that depends on what you objective is. Since you stated that your next visit might be to Spa 7 (and since you seem to have read through many of the posts here) I suspect that is telling as to what your "doing better" objective is. I've not personally been there, but based on what I've read of the place I suspect that you have a better chance of hitting your apparent objective there.

First time to an AMP and I decided to try M Ave. I got off of work early on Friday and arrived around 2ish. The madame answered and indicated they were busy and to come back in 40 min. I drove over to Kings and Ace to just check out where they were and drove back to Maple. Took the whole 40 mins for the round trip.

Got in and the Madame indicated it was $70 for a half hour. Showed me to the room and I undressed and laid stomach down on the table. Y came in about 10 minutes later and indicated it would be another 20 minutes before I would start. 30 minutes later she came back and collected the $70 and we headed off to the TS. Being nervous I kept flipping back and forth about saying I had been there before and saying I had gone to another AMP before, but not Maple. She asked where I heard of Maple and I indicated this site and another competitor pay site. She had no idea about this site.

Don't have anything to compare it to so I won't rate the experience. Next stop might be Spa 7.

Recommendations/pointers from anyone on what I could do better next time?

[Gooch]

How are they dressed during the stand-up shower?

Well, the TS is now fixed, so they aren't doing stand up any more. But it was no different than a TS, except I was standing.

[Von Beave]

There are 3 rules about this web site.

1) Don't talk about USASexGuide.

2) Do not talk about USASexGuide.

3) Do not fucking talk about USASexGuide.

That's the best way possible to get shot down on extras. You just say your best friend, who's married, recommended the place.

Understood.

[Zeuss]

There are 3 rules about this web site.

1) Don't talk about USASexGuide.

2) Do not talk about USASexGuide.

3) Do not fucking talk about USASexGuide.

That's the best way possible to get shot down on extras. You just say your best friend, who's married, recommended the place.

Excellent advice!

All in all he lucked out by not gettign shot down. My only advice is to try and calm down for your next visit. Since you've already been to an AMP just play it cool and confident next time and you should do fine. Just don't let the little guy take over and fall for upselling.

Good Luck!

[George W. Bush]

There are 3 rules about this web site.
1) Don't talk about USASexGuide.
2) Do not talk about USASexGuide.
3) Do not fucking talk about USASexGuide.
That's the best way possible to get shot down on extras. You just say your best friend, who's married, recommended the place.

[Von Beave]

First time to an AMP and I decided to try M Ave. I got off of work early on Friday and arrived around 2ish. The madame answered and indicated they were busy and to come back in 40 min. I drove over to Kings and Ace to just check out where they were and drove back to Maple. Took the whole 40 mins for the round trip.

Got in and the Madame indicated it was $70 for a half hour. Showed me to the room and I undressed and laid stomach down on the table. Y came in about 10 minutes later and indicated it would be another 20 minutes before I would start. 30 minutes later she came back and collected the $70 and we headed off to the TS. Being nervous I kept flipping back and forth about saying I had been there before and saying I had gone to another AMP before, but not Maple. She asked where I heard of Maple and I indicated this site and another competitor pay site. She had no idea about this site.

TS was good with some frequent visits to my boys and some AP. Never had AP before, but I have to admit that it was nice. After the TS she dried me off and asked me if I was a cop. Obviously I said no.

Sat in the sauna afterwards for about a minute. Wasn't really interested in the sauna. Massage then had no towel on and Y did a great job of getting on top of me and truly relaxing me. Some additional AP and a few visits to my boys. Then she asked if I was interested in finishing her off for $50. Not knowing it really meant the reverse, like a noob I said no, luckily I quickly caught on, but only had $40 with me. She agreed and went straight to work. She guided me to her nice perky tits and I would like to say that I put up a good fight, but it wasn't so. She did a nice job of cleaning up and I must of had some time left on the clock because she massaged my head, hands and feet for about another 5-10 minutes.

Overall, minus the almost 1 hour of wait time, it was a great first time experience and I will be back to AMP's in the future.

Don't have anything to compare it to so I won't rate the experience. Next stop might be Spa 7.

Recommendations/pointers from anyone on what I could do better next time?