General Reports

**Xxofe** · 06-03-11 17:45

Decided to TOFTT since this place hadn't bee reviewed in some time. I choose this specific time and place for convenience, now I wish I had invested a little more time to go elswhere.

As described on previous reviews the place is pretty open, so I did the walk as if I was walking by and quickly jumped in. Once inside it was the usual second door and buzzer. Mimi greeted me, at first I thought she would be a young mamasan as she looked to be middle aged with quite a beer belly. Table shower was ok with plenty of attention to make sure I was properly clean all over, a quick trip to the sauna and back to the room. In the room she gave a half hearted back rub then teased just the right amount. At this point I really wasn't to interested in a whole lot more, but I wanted to get a feel for the place to make a full report. The parts of Mimi that weren't extra size felt good, and on the flip she asked me what I planned on tipping. I said I would do 40 for a BJ expecting her to upsell to 60. She agreed but never put me in her mouth, instead she popped her top and leaned over as if she was going to take me in her mouth. Instead she stopped a half inch short and blew on it. She continued to do this while giving me a decent HJ but as I got close she backed away. After it was all done and it was tip time I gave her 30. She said we agreed on 40 and I countered we agreed on a blow job. I guess she thought that's what she gave me, but I told her no, I wasn't going to pay for what I didn't get. She took the 30 and walked out. Then came back and said next time she would "do me right" if I do her right. There won't be a next time.

**Kda Kodiac** · 06-03-11 11:59

Originally Posted by Ryanblah [View Original Post]

What's the deal with Uncle Paulie's in Glen Ellyn? I've heard mixed things about it.

http://www.stripclubnetwork.com/m.asp?c=11379

I checked it out the other night and it was a dive, but some of the girls there were not bad looking.

I have yet to figure this place out. Been there several times. No pressure on dances. Some are friendly, some not. Have been times no dancers around. Just another bar, sometimes with eye candy.

**Member #5297** · 06-03-11 03:16

What's the deal with Uncle Paulie's in Glen Ellyn? I've heard mixed things about it. http://www.stripclubnetwork.com/m.asp?c=11379. I checked it out the other night and it was a dive, but some of the girls there were not bad looking. I talked to one of the dancers there who was really sweet, and it seemed like your money could go a long way there, but I didn't have the time to check it out. Does anyone have any experience at this place that could PM me?

**Young Man** · 05-27-11 12:25

I have had a good time at Maple, it is about setting expectations. They said they have been slow lately so I am sure people's bad sessions are having a effect.

Originally Posted by Rocket Dork [View Original Post]

I don't like Maple. They are always playing games. More money and less service. Rocket Dork

**Sabassis** · 05-27-11 02:40

I hate the upsell. I love the ones that just "do the deed" and are just happy with the tip.

**Rocket Dork** · 05-26-11 22:13

I don't like Maple. They are always playing games. More money and less service. Rocket Dork

**Mustangs69** · 05-26-11 10:42

Originally Posted by Von Beave [View Original Post]

I have to admit that I have had good luck at Maple. But the up sell is pretty serious there with some outrageous prices for "advanced" services.

I wouldn't even waste my time or money there. Plenty to be had around the area if you're really looking. It's not like the talent is that great. I don't understand how that place even stays in business.

**Von Beave** · 05-24-11 17:18

Originally Posted by Xxofe [View Original Post]

Visited Maple for the first time in years. Had read some good reviews on another site and thought oh well it's closer then Belvidere. Anyway a big disappointment. Yes I was happy in the end, but it was hands on only. More was offered but at a ridiculous price. As it was it took $.60 tip just to get her undressed for an ok HJ. It was the constant up sell that got me. Even into the final run she was complaining about wanting more money and tried to renegotiate at the closing table. Said her name was something like Theo, but I couldn't understand her at all. Could have been Amy based on the description on the other site. This place reminded my of why I made the switch to ERS. Heck even when I go to Rockford It's not this bad, but the constant upsell asking for more money is a real turn off.

I have to admit that I have had good luck at Maple. But the up sell is pretty serious there with some outrageous prices for "advanced" services.

**Xxofe** · 05-23-11 15:54

Visited Maple for the first time in years. Had read some good reviews on another site and thought oh well it's closer then Belvidere. Anyway a big disappointment. Yes I was happy in the end, but it was hands on only. More was offered but at a ridiculous price. As it was it took $.60 tip just to get her undressed for an ok HJ. It was the constant up sell that got me. Even into the final run she was complaining about wanting more money and tried to renegotiate at the closing table. Said her name was something like Theo, but I couldn't understand her at all. Could have been Amy based on the description on the other site. This place reminded my of why I made the switch to ERS. Heck even when I go to Rockford It's not this bad, but the constant upsell asking for more money is a real turn off.

**Amping Around** · 05-23-11 07:16

I just received a PM from an individual requesting information I gave several months back. When I looked up the requestors info, I see he has been a member since May 2008, and has never made a report. Sorry fella, but I'm not about to give up something to someone that has not made ANY contribution to this hobby. I know we all have to start somewhere, but come on now, you been a member for 3 years, and don't have anything to share with us?

**George W. Bush** · 04-13-11 10:29

Just found this posting after googling a number for an ad that caught my eye. This is not my post, but may keep a few of you from wasting money. Note the last number is an out of state, AC 213. Seems they are getting craftier in picking non 630 numbers.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...n-g-23/7279773

"This place is a scam. Not in a apt. But a store front place on North ave & 355- Be warned. They use alot of pics and have alot of numbers.

Located in Glendale Heights on north ave west of 355. White building neon lights, Secretly Yours. They use near Lombard, Itasca 10 minutes past woodfield,

These are some of the numbers they use.

630-705-1111.

630-705-1158.

630-705-1123.

630-495-7399.

847-229-8844.

213-290-1433

**Max01** · 04-12-11 14:38

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...oys-19/7774338

**Lopez S** · 04-10-11 21:40

Paid a return visit to VP AMP. This time my host was Casey who is new to this establishment. Young and nice enough looking but not so receptive to groping. Good news. Very good massage. Bad news. Very worried about "getting into trouble". Despite begging and helping her out, little got done. However my sense is with a visit or 2 more everything should work out.

**Member #5111** · 04-01-11 08:56

Originally Posted by SpaSearch [View Original Post]

There are very few reviews of this place, and the review are mixed, but I drive by this place all the time. I finally stopped by for the first time last week. I even told the girl that it was my first time, and had no problem at all getting HE with her titties out for my fondling pleasure. .70 at the door and.30 tip. I'd be back, except the ladies all seem to be in their upper 40s. I prefer a bit younger. Of course as compared with Lane's around the corner, they look young.

Originally Posted by Loppybags [View Original Post]

New to the boards. I work down the street from this place and am thinking about jumping in tomorrow during lunch. Good idea? From the posts it seems prett hit or miss. PM me any other things I'm missing about the area, ideas. Kthx

Stopped by Elite last night around 9. Parking lot was empty towards that end. Woman is mid 40s but nice rack at door, ask if I had been there before; said no but been to Lanes and Kings. .70 at door, taken to room and. 4 tip given. Massage was ok (I actually did need some good work done on my lower back and she did ok) , HE with a grope of the funbags. She was pleasant but as SS said before, mid 40's at the most. Get some younger talent and we'll see what happens.

When I was leaving, there were 2 of the area's finest sitting across the street in the strip mall; may have been talking, who knows. I pulled out and drove around the back of the building, double backed my way home.

**Chadwick** · 03-31-11 12:28

Originally Posted by Loppybags [View Original Post]

New to the boards. I work down the street from this place and am thinking about jumping in tomorrow during lunch. Good idea? From the posts it seems prett hit or miss. PM me any other things I'm missing about the area, ideas. Kthx

No disrespect but please try posting something and contributing to the forum before you ask people to pm you! When in doubt read previous posts and you can always toftt and post the experience you had at said place.