General Reports

[Jadedone]

Recently out of "hobby retirement"

Called this "massage girl", I was very uneasy about appointment.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...you-20/6440171

Got to destination & made several calls-no answer.

Drove around the parking lot & spotted 2 guys backing a van in so it faced rooms. LE?

Left the scene, never got a call back. Very suspect.

Be careful

Whenever in doubt I will always google the number. If anything looks "off" I avoid. Nothing was found on her number when I tried it (not a good thing) so you were smart to bail.

My guess is LE. Plus, there have been busts in the area recently. (The area along Butterfield has, at least)

[No1nose]

Went it there to scope it out looks like a typical Amp might take one for the team when I walked in the front door there was another monger sitting on a couch waiting to be served , I gave him the nod looked around and then left 2 of us sitting there would have been way to awkward. Are u out there other monger lets here a report .

[PittPanther]

Recently out of "hobby retirement"

Called this "massage girl", I was very uneasy about appointment.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...you-20/6440171

Got to destination & made several calls-no answer.

Drove around the parking lot & spotted 2 guys backing a van in so it faced rooms. LE?

Left the scene, never got a call back. Very suspect.

Be careful

You should have been uneasy, but not about LE. There's no way that the girl would look like those pics.

If she was LE, why wouldn't she pick up? If they don't pick up, there won't be any arrests. Nah, she wasn't LE - just another typical flaky provider. Another guy got there first and took your slot. Pun intended...

[Ovrdrive]

Had a session with Anna (prob a 8 on the AMP scale) over here the other day. I swear I recognize her from somewhere else. Nice TS, got a few strokes in there.

In the room she actually got on top of me and gave me a real nice massage. Although she used a towel it was a nice feeling to have her on top of me. Eventually worked her way down to my ass and lifted the towel. I opened my legs a bit and she went from stradeling to sitting between my legs rubbing my ass and eventually teasing the boys, taint, etc. Got me so rock hard but when I turned over she wanted to talk money. Asked if I would take care of her and how much. I told her the standard $40 but offered an additional $20 if she would use her mouth. She laughed and finaly agreed but said next time to be sure I bring more.

By now my hard on is gone but she got it right back. Now I would not consider this the BJ I was looking for. However more of a double handed HJ with some light teasing/kissing with the mouth. Actually a real nice technique with nice (external) prostate work. Let me grope her and lift her shirt to play with the ta-tas. Unfortuantley I didn't last to long at all. By the time I told her to slow down (which she did), it was to late.

Overall rating - 8
Door - .7
Tip - .6
Recomended.

[Occasional Amp]

A recent development at Kings... if anyone has any interest in a regular shower with a girl, as opposed to a table shower, the TS is out of service, so they are doing showers in the steam room, which is basically an oversized stand-up shower. Just something a little different.

How are they dressed during the stand-up shower?

[Aruba Jack]

Recently out of "hobby retirement"

Called this "massage girl", I was very uneasy about appointment.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...you-20/6440171

Got to destination & made several calls-no answer.

Drove around the parking lot & spotted 2 guys backing a van in so it faced rooms. LE?

Left the scene, never got a call back. Very suspect.

Be careful

[Gooch]

Very Likely. My hearing isn't quite what it used to be.

I think that's Hannah (Referred to as "H" below). Very tall for Asian.

[Gilibee]

H at Kings. Pretty good, went back for a second trip. Nice TS. She tried giving me a fake BJ but I could tell. When I pushed her head a bit she stopped doing that. Instead she slid a digit up my a$$ which made me finish up quick. Standard pricing, and slightly above average performance, actually a pretty good massage. Prob won't repeat though since after twice I loose interest. Only reason I repeated is cuz I was looking for the BJ that a few had claimed they were getting there awhile back.

I've come to think that there is something to be said for the premise that if the woman likes you better, she will do more for you. Such women might be fairly selective about who they offer "extra" services to, so it is unlikely that most guys would get the same extras. "Verdeg" posted what I considered to be a surprising encounter with Y that was very different from what you described. Then again, that wasn't a first time encounter and the rest of the story seemed credible.

[Ovrdrive]

A recent development at Kings... if anyone has any interest in a regular shower with a girl, as opposed to a table shower, the TS is out of service, so they are doing showers in the steam room, which is basically an oversized stand-up shower. Just something a little different. Also, something else that is unusual, I discovered Anna today. She is 5-9 or 5-10, very tall for an Asian. Nice looking girl too.

I think that's Hannah (Referred to as "H" below). Very tall for Asian.

[Gooch]

A recent development at Kings... if anyone has any interest in a regular shower with a girl, as opposed to a table shower, the TS is out of service, so they are doing showers in the steam room, which is basically an oversized stand-up shower. Just something a little different. Also, something else that is unusual, I discovered Anna today. She is 5-9 or 5-10, very tall for an Asian. Nice looking girl too.

[Ovrdrive]

Ill some up this past summer in this area, but really, nothing really that hasn't already been said. Been to Map Av, Ace, and Kings.

Y at Map is prob best. Nice TS, very attractive but pushed a hard up-sell at price similar to Morris. I didn't bite, just took the HJ which was very good prob better then average. Think she got frustrated with how long it was taking so I got a slight tounge action on the twins which wrapped things up quick.
Ace, can't remember her name but doesn't matter cuz it was nothing great. Standard, standard, standard, will not repeat.

H at Kings. Pretty good, went back for a second trip. Nice TS. She tried giving me a fake BJ but I could tell. When I pushed her head a bit she stopped doing that. Instead she slid a digit up my a$$ which made me finish up quick. Standard pricing, and slightly above average performance, actually a pretty good massage. Prob won't repeat though since after twice I loose interest. Only reason I repeated is cuz I was looking for the BJ that a few had claimed they were getting there awhile back.

Really that all I'm looking for right now is a BJ without paying FS prices. To much to ask?

Oh and then there's Lanes. I actually had my first AMP experience there years back. Went back last year and holly sh!t are these ladies old. I got what I came for and only left 10. Had to keep my eyes closed the whole time and imagine someone else. Ugh, still get the chills.

Well I guess I'm no longer a lurker. Hope Leo doesn't have my IP now and I haven't been added to some mongor database.

[Dangerously]

About a year ago, I posted a somewhat reserved report about Pine Tree, but mentioned that I am not giving up on that place.

Well, a couple of months ago I returned and had the pleasure of meeting Susie. Well proportioned, sweet, flirtatious, friendly, and she gave me a fully nude HJ (playful, with a big smile on her face while she was teasing me, and I'll leave the details up to your imagination), with no prior negotiation. I vowed to return soon.

Well, not soon enough. When I returned a week or two ago, Susie was gone. In my judgement, the place has dropped back to being average. Maybe below average, considering that $70 now only buys 40 minutes, which works out to $105/hour! Service was standard, and I gave the standard HJ tip, and she pretended to be disappointed. I'm not in a big rush to return.

[Stud Muffin314]

Hi MC,

I have a suggestion for you (I too am new to this sport). I took the journey over to Belvidere to the Executive Relaxation Station a few weeks ago. Details of my visit are in my report in the Belvidere forum (there are many other reports about ERS in that forum). For less than a hundred, this is a great experience, great value for the dollar. Definitely worth the trip and it's an easy drive during the day or weekend. It is safe, too.

Enjoy,

SM

Hi,

I'm new to this whole "AMP" business and really need some advice.

The first place I went to was ohare girls on lake street... never going there again. They took $ at the door then Destiny (pretty hot I must say) took me to a dark, dingy room and asked for $$$ more. When I didn't give any more she just did some stupid dance. I left in about ten minutes.

I have since visited Eden Spa. Now I've read a lot about them online and how they were busted in the past. I went to their new location in Villa Park (this was about 2 months ago). I paid $.6 at the door and was taken to a nicely lit comfortable room. After a few minutes a really cute girl called Angel came in. I think she could tell that I was a noob but she was still really nice. She straddled me and grinded against me and let me suck on a tit. Overall excellent service (for my second ever time at least). However I have learned that even their new location has been busted and I was wondering if it would be too dangerous to go back.

Also, I've never been to an actual AMP (both were EMPs). If some seniors could direct me to a quality AMP establishment I would be much obliged. I was looking at Thai Palace (thaipalace.us) what do you guys think of it?

[Chi Guy]

You don't know this, but you started out your report claiming to support the fantasies reported here by "ChicagoScott" and "Gooch". Then you proceed to contradict them by reporting on your own experiences.

Your statements about how Kings and Ace USED to be are irrelevant (although I don't know your time scale for how far back that goes); it was easier to get extras at a lot of places in the past. But what you have to deal with now is the present.

You claim to have this "knowledge" about how to "put the girls at ease" that the "newbies" presumably lack. Then you proceed to say that you're having to spend a lot of time and money to get good service. Keep in mind, what "ChicagoScott" and "Gooch" are claiming is very different from what you are describing: they are claiming to have gotten full nudity, BBBJ and Russian ON A FIRST TIME VISIT. So while you may claim to be "with" "ChicagoScott" and "Gooch", your own reported experiences suggest otherwise. But at least I give you points for not trying to sham people with a bunch of fantasy BS.

Gilibee,

I completely read and understood both ChiScott's and Gooch's posts. You might try doing the same with mine. I said that I'm "with" both of them because I know it's still possible to get very good service, including FS, on your first visit. It definitely doesn't happen as often as it used to, but it does happen. Nothing I said contradicts what they said in their posts, and nothing I said is "irrelevant."

Again, if you read my post, you'll see that I didn't say that I was "having to spend a lot of time and money to get good service." What I did say is that "the amount of time and money needed to get good service there on a consistent basis is better spent elsewhere IMHO."

So, while ChiScott may have used a little poetic license in his original post or may be a little fuzzy on the details, the gist of his post is very plausable. The only thing I would disagree with ChiScott on in his original post is I don't think any place is a "sure thing" anymore. But I would hope everyone here understands that your mileage may vary (YMMV).

It's a little troubling to me when someone says, without first-hand experience, that something another forum member posts is untrue (or "BS" as you called it), especially a member who has earned his wings as both ChiScott and Gooch have. So don't go knitpicking the minor details when the major points in a post are factual.

[Kellster]

[QUOTE=Stalfonso69]This was in the paper today. They were in Lombard and Downers Grove. All is not always as it appears.



Be Safe,



I was going to post this, but you beat me to it. As if the paper wasn't bad enough, I heard this story on the news today. They revealed the guys names on one of those all newsradio stations. Totally agree that is a pretty low blow by the paper and the radio station. Be careful out there!