General Reports

[CluelessMuppet]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

Macie is located near that area. I met her last Sunday. Pretty girl, sexy clothes, very accommodating, nice apartment, easy parking. Fun too, she played porn videos on the wall while I was there.

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...scorts/2044168

[TJGeek]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

Check out CLM (ChicagoLandMassage.net).

The Milwaukee / Irving location is in that area.

However, do your research on these threads as service and price is variable.

Agency Girls Report Reviews of girls only.

And.

Massage Parlor Reports.

Of the ones currently listed, I only saw Laura. Tall blond Eastern Euro girl who does FS.

[BigSexy1234]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

[JumpSmoker90]

Or at least they used to. I used to go heavy back in 2019 (my first time discovering the place). Tiny sex bookstore with a theater. Unless you are gay or bi, I'd stay out of the theater as women aren't allowed back there. However, they used to have one dancer (woman) at a time most of the day. Sometimes they'd have 2. But it costs $50 for a basic show with the dancer. They are behind a little screen, but there are areas they can move to where you can get lots of contact. I think the $50 is for like 15 or 20 minutes. And for a little extra tip you can generally get some DATY, DATO, BJ, HJ or whatever the mood leads to. During the initial part of Covid they put a pause on the dancers, but now I think they have them again.

Never knew about this place. It's right on the way to 5th. I'm intrigued.

[UnHungHero2020]

Posting here because cicero thread is dead.

Anyone ever visit Bare Assets? Look like a 24-hour toy store and arcade. Anyone know what the setup is or if anything ever happens there (you know -scrabble, pancake breakfasts, etc.) ? Can't tell if they have a theater (so guessing not). Might head out and report back but given what and where it is, seems like it gets overlooked here. Maybe that is for good reason.

Or at least they used to. I used to go heavy back in 2019 (my first time discovering the place). Tiny sex bookstore with a theater. Unless you are gay or bi, I'd stay out of the theater as women aren't allowed back there. However, they used to have one dancer (woman) at a time most of the day. Sometimes they'd have 2. But it costs $50 for a basic show with the dancer. They are behind a little screen, but there are areas they can move to where you can get lots of contact. I think the $50 is for like 15 or 20 minutes. And for a little extra tip you can generally get some DATY, DATO, BJ, HJ or whatever the mood leads to. During the initial part of Covid they put a pause on the dancers, but now I think they have them again.

[Ron M]

The apartment I've been using to host my Gangbangs is no longer available as of today and going forward.

If anyone has a place to host let me know. Residence or office space. Suburban or city location. Not looking at hotels and motels.

Thanks.

Will compensate host for use of location. Agreement for cash price. Or special extra. Not both.

[Ron M]

The apartment I've been using to host my Gangbangs is no longer available as of today and going forward.

If anyone has a place to host let me know. Residence or office space. Suburban or city location. Not looking at hotels and motels.

Thanks.

[StanleyStankas]

Hey, what's the old sayin? You can tell the kid the pie near the window is still hot but he won't learn till he burns his tongue. Hopefully he don't drop the pie in the floor in his moment of agony!

What he said. And victoria secret model sara sampaio (who is dating one of jack nicholson's sons in los angeles) is going to drop everything and come right by. Honey, all is forgiven! Stosh.

[Ratso100]

At Fit and at Sitback If you read the mexican bar section of the forum, I am looking for wingmen to couple bars in my old neighborhood. They got lot of Venezuelan girls working as cocktail waitresses and bartenders but super flirty with men. They are at ease when you come in a group or with friends because if they see you alone they see you as a lonely weirdo or assume other things. So yeah, hmu.

[Ratso100]

And I also think that victoria secret models sara sampaio, gigi hadid and miranda kerr are standing outside my bedroom door waiting to come in to satisfy me and start me on my morning. Instead after I awake I realize it's the Polish people across the hall calling for their roaming around cats! No deposits, no way and never. It is not just a scam it is a scam. Yes, it's been discussed on here that certain providers that have a recorded history with some of the mongers sometimes will send over something for the ride or something as a gift or?. However those times are rare. What is so frickin funny is if the trick didn't work literally and yes figuratively the poster would not be posting it. They know it's a numbers game and eventually some poor lost soul is not going to be with us here or is new or? And drop the dime! Stosh. Coffee getting cold. Bye.

Hey, what's the old sayin? You can tell the kid the pie near the window is still hot but he won't learn till he burns his tongue. Hopefully he don't drop the pie in the floor in his moment of agony!

[Ratso100]

Well I said I would make a return visit on Thursday night. The Lucky Inn at Austin and Diversey was locked up tight. No Venezuelan hookers in sight

Talked to the shop owner next door and he said they have been closed for a couple of days maybe more.

Hey if any of you need a bilingual tour guide who knows the southwest and wants to bar hop or need a wingman, dm me. I have my plans but it's better to go with a like minded companion. Not just for girly reasons but for safety specially if some of you look like "outsiders" . Please hmu. Make a snap or tg, if you all don't want to get a burner.

[BagelFish]

Hey y'all. I recently lost a provider who shaved my privates and I'm looking to find a replacement. Bonus if they like doing bbbjs.

PM or drop replies.

Take care of yourselves.

[StanleyStankas]

We have alot if mongers who think a $50 advance is worth the risk that smoking hot looking model with the professional photos charging a hundred for an hour of all inclusive services at 2 am to their far off suburban home is going to show up.

And I also think that victoria secret models sara sampaio, gigi hadid and miranda kerr are standing outside my bedroom door waiting to come in to satisfy me and start me on my morning. Instead after I awake I realize it's the Polish people across the hall calling for their roaming around cats! No deposits, no way and never. It is not just a scam it is a scam. Yes, it's been discussed on here that certain providers that have a recorded history with some of the mongers sometimes will send over something for the ride or something as a gift or?. However those times are rare. What is so frickin funny is if the trick didn't work literally and yes figuratively the poster would not be posting it. They know it's a numbers game and eventually some poor lost soul is not going to be with us here or is new or? And drop the dime! Stosh. Coffee getting cold. Bye.

[BigSexy1234]

Thank you guys for the recommendations.

This country boy isn't familiar with the city LOL.

[GWheaton]

I thought 819 was shut down.

It is still shut down.