General Reports

[Moejoo]

Not sure if this is the appropriate place to post this. But the simple question is: has anyone successfully (or unsuccessfully) requested a make good from an agency for an egregious bait and switch?

The short story is I've used an agency 2-3 times (mostly for massage / L1 . But a more overtly sexual experience than a typical AMP) and had really good experiences. No, the photos have never been of the actual girl but, yes, the girls have been hot (in one case even hotter) than the photo and they are a fair representation of what / who you'll meet.

The booker has gone out of their way to let me know when a new girl will be in town and will sometimes send me pictures that are not online. This week was one such week, and I had some free time and the photos they sent me were INCREDIBLE. Again, I know they are not the actual girl but the representation has been directional (blondes have been blondes, brunettes have been brunettes, thin girls have been petite, busty girls have had great tits. They've all been early 20's).

Today the wheels came off the bus. A photo of a early-twenty-something blonde with a cheerleader's body turned out to be a late-30's, thicker, giant-fake-titted woman who, while not disgusting, would not be someone I would have sought out. And I was pretty pissed off. Also, I paid for an hour and was out the door in 30 minutes..

From what you have said it would be an easy call for me. I'd call the booker and explain your disappointment between the pics and the girl and first see what they say before asking for some consideration. If booker is is not sympathetic and offers nothing then keep it polite and on good terms. If you stop using them the booker will quickly realize it and then may make amends or you just go on your way with the option still open if something that is pretty much guaranteed good shows up and you want to partake.

[BA4114]

Not sure if this is the appropriate place to post this. But the simple question is: has anyone successfully (or unsuccessfully) requested a make good from an agency for an egregious bait and switch?

The short story is I've used an agency 2-3 times (mostly for massage / L1 . But a more overtly sexual experience than a typical AMP) and had really good experiences. No, the photos have never been of the actual girl but, yes, the girls have been hot (in one case even hotter) than the photo and they are a fair representation of what / who you'll meet.

The booker has gone out of their way to let me know when a new girl will be in town and will sometimes send me pictures that are not online. This week was one such week, and I had some free time and the photos they sent me were INCREDIBLE. Again, I know they are not the actual girl but the representation has been directional (blondes have been blondes, brunettes have been brunettes, thin girls have been petite, busty girls have had great tits. They've all been early 20's).

Today the wheels came off the bus. A photo of a early-twenty-something blonde with a cheerleader's body turned out to be a late-30's, thicker, giant-fake-titted woman who, while not disgusting, would not be someone I would have sought out. And I was pretty pissed off. Also, I paid for an hour and was out the door in 30 minutes.

Given that I have a history with this outfit and they proactively 1-to-1 market their providers to me. I feel like asking the booker for a make good? Or is this a terrible idea? Is it fully caveat emptor and they burned me not caring about my business? Or not caring if I'll be back or leave a shit review?

I'm purposefully withholding the information of this place (for now) because overall the experiences have been great, but today was shit and I'm unsure if I'll roll the dice with them again.

Thanks in advance.

[HappyGardener]

Lately I've been having trouble loading this page. Get error server not found. What can I do to prevent this. Have only been able to log twice this week. This is on apple products.

Your provider may be blocking the site. Many of us on Verizon had the same issue in the fall. Then suddenly it started working for me.

[Coopertars]

Hey, Gents! I just had a few questions about your experiences with agencies in Chicago. I've followed the thread for a bit lately and I'm not sure where I want to visit first. I'm normally a sugar baby guy but I'd like to cut out the hassle and headaches around payment. If I've posted this in the wrong section please let me know. I'm open to DMs and I'll check this periodically for any replies. Thanks dudes!

So, here we go:

1. Are there any agencies that you've found to be easier to verify and exchange personal info with? I'd rather not give out info if I can help it. It's probably the biggest barrier for me. Do you use verification sites like RS2 K (did I spell that right?

2. Which, if any, ask for the least amount of info?

3. Which agencies are located in or near the city versus suburbs and O'Hare?

4. Which are better for parking (city and / or suburbs) and don't leave you hanging out too long in plain sight of the public?

5. Have you found any that are generally more friendly in the booking process and open to questions about the line up?

6. Which agency and / or girl has treated you best lately?

7. Are the menus generally open or up to the specific girl? Specifically BB, Anal, Facials etc.

8. Best bang for the buck?

9. I like selection so asian houses and others that only cater to a specific ethnicity don't really turn my head. Which do you think has the best selection? Rotating selection?

Thanks again, Gents. Any and all info would be helpful. I'm looking to dive in next year and making it work. Stay safe!

A lot of the answers to most of your questions will be subjective as hell from the mongers on this site. Not only is it different strokes for different folks, its also how the girls at the agencies feel about you as a client so they may be willing to do more / less with you. Head over to the Agency Girls thread and read some reviews.

CLM and Classy Ladies will probably ask for the least amount of info. CLM will be more prevalent in the city but Classy will be more prevalent in the north and west burbs. MA and Alenas will have more variety but are going to want the most info from you.

[SmileySam]

Hey, Gents! I just had a few questions about your experiences with agencies in Chicago. I've followed the thread for a bit lately and I'm not sure where I want to visit first. I'm normally a sugar baby guy but I'd like to cut out the hassle and headaches around payment. If I've posted this in the wrong section please let me know. I'm open to DMs and I'll check this periodically for any replies. Thanks dudes!

So, here we go:

1. Are there any agencies that you've found to be easier to verify and exchange personal info with? I'd rather not give out info if I can help it. It's probably the biggest barrier for me. Do you use verification sites like RS2 K (did I spell that right?

2. Which, if any, ask for the least amount of info?

3. Which agencies are located in or near the city versus suburbs and O'Hare?

4. Which are better for parking (city and / or suburbs) and don't leave you hanging out too long in plain sight of the public?

5. Have you found any that are generally more friendly in the booking process and open to questions about the line up?

6. Which agency and / or girl has treated you best lately?

Fwiw there are many dedicated Chicago threads here with much info that you are seeking. Have fun!

[RockaBilly1032]

Hey, Gents! I just had a few questions about your experiences with agencies in Chicago. I've followed the thread for a bit lately and I'm not sure where I want to visit first. I'm normally a sugar baby guy but I'd like to cut out the hassle and headaches around payment. If I've posted this in the wrong section please let me know. I'm open to DMs and I'll check this periodically for any replies. Thanks dudes!

So, here we go:

1. Are there any agencies that you've found to be easier to verify and exchange personal info with? I'd rather not give out info if I can help it. It's probably the biggest barrier for me. Do you use verification sites like RS2 K (did I spell that right?

2. Which, if any, ask for the least amount of info?

3. Which agencies are located in or near the city versus suburbs and O'Hare?

4. Which are better for parking (city and / or suburbs) and don't leave you hanging out too long in plain sight of the public?

5. Have you found any that are generally more friendly in the booking process and open to questions about the line up?

6. Which agency and / or girl has treated you best lately?

7. Are the menus generally open or up to the specific girl? Specifically BB, Anal, Facials etc.

8. Best bang for the buck?

9. I like selection so asian houses and others that only cater to a specific ethnicity don't really turn my head. Which do you think has the best selection? Rotating selection?

Thanks again, Gents. Any and all info would be helpful. I'm looking to dive in next year and making it work. Stay safe!

[Proton456]

Recently, this site is not loading on iPhone for me. It just says cannot connect. Perfectly fine on a PC. Anyone having the same issue and solved the problem?

[Pedorro]

Lately I've been having trouble loading this page. Get error server not found. What can I do to prevent this. Have only been able to log twice this week. This is on apple products.

[ClearlyFakeUse]

I am not sure where or when I heard this or even if it is true but can you look at porn with an iPhone? Do you have to jump through hoops to get to pornhub or listcrawler or any of the other adult sites? I am thinking of switching to an iPhone from an android and if I can't look at adult content that would be a hard pass for me. Thanks.

B.

You can absolutely browse porn to your heart's content on an iPhone. You're probably conflating Apple's control over the App Store, which doesn't allow anything the the manner of an adult app with its control over the internet more broadly. As of December of 2023, by default, there are no content filters of any kind on the iPhone.

[Bkmsw]

I am not sure where or when I heard this or even if it is true but can you look at porn with an iPhone? Do you have to jump through hoops to get to pornhub or listcrawler or any of the other adult sites? I am thinking of switching to an iPhone from an android and if I can't look at adult content that would be a hard pass for me. Thanks.

B.

[CluelessMuppet]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

Macie is located near that area. I met her last Sunday. Pretty girl, sexy clothes, very accommodating, nice apartment, easy parking. Fun too, she played porn videos on the wall while I was there.

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...scorts/2044168

[TJGeek]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

Check out CLM (ChicagoLandMassage.net).

The Milwaukee / Irving location is in that area.

However, do your research on these threads as service and price is variable.

Agency Girls Report Reviews of girls only.

And.

Massage Parlor Reports.

Of the ones currently listed, I only saw Laura. Tall blond Eastern Euro girl who does FS.

[BigSexy1234]

Working in Irving park and portage park looking for recommendations for a fun time lm from Indiana so not familiar with the area.

Please and thank you.

[JumpSmoker90]

Or at least they used to. I used to go heavy back in 2019 (my first time discovering the place). Tiny sex bookstore with a theater. Unless you are gay or bi, I'd stay out of the theater as women aren't allowed back there. However, they used to have one dancer (woman) at a time most of the day. Sometimes they'd have 2. But it costs $50 for a basic show with the dancer. They are behind a little screen, but there are areas they can move to where you can get lots of contact. I think the $50 is for like 15 or 20 minutes. And for a little extra tip you can generally get some DATY, DATO, BJ, HJ or whatever the mood leads to. During the initial part of Covid they put a pause on the dancers, but now I think they have them again.

Never knew about this place. It's right on the way to 5th. I'm intrigued.

[UnHungHero2020]

Posting here because cicero thread is dead.

Anyone ever visit Bare Assets? Look like a 24-hour toy store and arcade. Anyone know what the setup is or if anything ever happens there (you know -scrabble, pancake breakfasts, etc.) ? Can't tell if they have a theater (so guessing not). Might head out and report back but given what and where it is, seems like it gets overlooked here. Maybe that is for good reason.

Or at least they used to. I used to go heavy back in 2019 (my first time discovering the place). Tiny sex bookstore with a theater. Unless you are gay or bi, I'd stay out of the theater as women aren't allowed back there. However, they used to have one dancer (woman) at a time most of the day. Sometimes they'd have 2. But it costs $50 for a basic show with the dancer. They are behind a little screen, but there are areas they can move to where you can get lots of contact. I think the $50 is for like 15 or 20 minutes. And for a little extra tip you can generally get some DATY, DATO, BJ, HJ or whatever the mood leads to. During the initial part of Covid they put a pause on the dancers, but now I think they have them again.