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**SweatPants** · 06-14-15 12:34

No dreams, no money!!

Originally Posted by MrCharmo [View Original Post]

A UTR contacted me today to remind me it was her birthday. Asked if I could hang, cause she wanted to "make some money. " I asked a couple friends if they were interested, I always do my part to try to get people laid!

But later she followed up sweating me on meeting up, cause she wanted to buy a cake and ice cream. She wanted to go buy some clothes, she wanted some $ for a get together she was having with friends, and she wanted some coin in her pocket during her 2-week trip she's leaving for tomorrow. And, of course, she needed to get her hair done before she could leave on her trip.

And I was supposed to cover all this stuff. When I told her no way I could hang before her party, not enough time, she asked if I could just drop off some $.

You got to be kidding me. WTF. She has skill, but she's not THAT good.

Update: she just called now, only 8hrs after we were supposed to meet up. I don't care if she's barely legal, not worth this bs. Glad I didn't meet up, no way I was dishing out anywhere near what $ it appears she wanted. Lmao

**Mr Charmo** · 06-14-15 00:26

Originally Posted by MrCharmo [View Original Post]

Ms Suzie, service so good, you'll get up and start punching and kicking the walls.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=27730097

I didn't see this girl. I was only making fun of the pic with the messed up walls behind her. She's not my cup of tea. I try to avoid girls that sleep on the floor.
Sorry for confussion.

**Mr Charmo** · 06-13-15 09:41

Ms Suzie, service so good, you'll get up and start punching and kicking the walls.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=27730097

**Rocket Dork** · 06-13-15 08:59

Met my redhead MILF friend at a nice hotel for some fun in Elgin. Went home at 9 and met my new friend at Rand Motel at 11 for a four hour nap. I have another date in Elk Grove this afternoon. When Craigs list works its very good. LOL Do not ask me for any numbers. I don't think the ladies want their info out. Rocket Dork.

**Mr Charmo** · 06-13-15 03:24

A UTR contacted me today to remind me it was her birthday. Asked if I could hang, cause she wanted to "make some money. " I asked a couple friends if they were interested, I always do my part to try to get people laid!

But later she followed up sweating me on meeting up, cause she wanted to buy a cake and ice cream. She wanted to go buy some clothes, she wanted some $ for a get together she was having with friends, and she wanted some coin in her pocket during her 2-week trip she's leaving for tomorrow. And, of course, she needed to get her hair done before she could leave on her trip.

And I was supposed to cover all this stuff. When I told her no way I could hang before her party, not enough time, she asked if I could just drop off some $.

You got to be kidding me. WTF. She has skill, but she's not THAT good.

Update: she just called now, only 8hrs after we were supposed to meet up. I don't care if she's barely legal, not worth this bs. Glad I didn't meet up, no way I was dishing out anywhere near what $ it appears she wanted. Lmao

**Mr Charmo** · 06-13-15 03:16

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Anyone see this movie? If you have not go see it.

The storyline is that a owner of a tech company creates an A. I. (Artificial Intelligent) female. She acts just like a real female. If this technology is ever perfected in my lifetime I want one. This may put real female providers out of business.

A couple friends use fleshlight. Told me if they had these when they were boys, they'd never had made it to college. Its supposed to be pretty good, spanking to the next level.

They do have lifesize sex dolls now. You send them in to be maintained for wear and tear after you've fkd them for a while.

**TomSmith26** · 06-12-15 22:52

Originally Posted by Pedorro [View Original Post]

Yeah!! Give them all a try!

I guess I would've said the same thing. I don't live in Chicago and a friend of mine who does asked me. So I thought this might be a good way to find out.

I have read quite a bit here and it doesn't seem like it's that great. That's why I thought I'd ask.

**ChiTownP** · 06-12-15 19:19

I'm checking out the convention tomorrow. Some of the ladies are available via agencies. Expect the freight to be quite high. Given how some guys complain about $$ rates, they are better off not even looking to book them.

Originally Posted by MrCharmo [View Original Post]

Anyone planning on going to exxxotice this weekend? Or fucking any pornstars? Lmk, I may want to tag along and check out the convention.

**Mr Charmo** · 06-12-15 17:15

Anyone planning on going to exxxotice this weekend? Or fucking any pornstars? Lmk, I may want to tag along and check out the convention.

**Pedorro** · 06-12-15 13:37

Friends of the bike room, she is looking for friends today. Contact her only if you are a friend and have her contact info. I will not pass it on.

**DMichaels69** · 06-12-15 12:02

I noticed this recently on a ladies back side but it seemed to lengthy for what your describing. Seemed like part of a strip of both sides of her ass cheeks were darker than the rest of skin. Maybe that was her normal skin color but I had not seen that before.

Originally Posted by Riina [View Original Post]

Cryotherapy. Where they freeze off some growth like a wart. Its obvious, the skin no longer matches in tone.

From now on, my ladies are spreading eagle before I spread their funk on my junk.

**Hammerhead2** · 06-12-15 11:48

Some asians are beautiful, but they can be mechanical and often the photos don't match the girl. Seka was a GFE experience. She is natural, and all that I wanted. Reviews posted on another site also agree with me.

**Riina** · 06-11-15 20:25

Originally Posted by JoeD999 [View Original Post]

What is a cryo burn?

Cryotherapy. Where they freeze off some growth like a wart. Its obvious, the skin no longer matches in tone.

From now on, my ladies are spreading eagle before I spread their funk on my junk.

**JoeD999** · 06-11-15 19:13

Originally Posted by Riina [View Original Post]

Yesterday, I met a girl with obvious cryo burns on her pussy. I touched her and I think I touched myself. You guys think a thorn is waiting to burst out of my dick? Just a bit worried.

What is a cryo burn?

**Riina** · 06-11-15 11:18

Yesterday, I met a girl with obvious cryo burns on her pussy. I touched her and I think I touched myself. You guys think a thorn is waiting to burst out of my dick? Just a bit worried.