General Reports

[George Stark]

This belongs in Ripoff Reports. , too. You paid money and received Zero service. Nothing odd about it, it's just a ripoff.

So yesterday I decided to take one for the the team reached out to this chick. https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23193505.html I'll show screen shots. The first thing I'm thinking is she's an escort, so I shoot out a text. I ask about the special she says 30 minutes. For 1. 0, I'm thinking HE massage or something. No chick is going to do FS, for that price. So she throws a curve ball add says Northwest burbs she sends 14 XX w Lake Street in addison. This is south suburbs. I said o. K whatever. Says her place is behind a bar. I get to the area, it takes me near a parking lot of Shoeless Joes bar. I was thinking her place was in the apartments behind shoeless joes, nope. I call she says I'm going to give you the real location. I'm getting nervous at this point but say screw it. She tells me to go to colombians taste restaurant. 5 N10 XL-5 x, address comes up as Itasca, you can google the address, Next to Peru Caters in Itasca. So I pull in the parking lot, and I see a spa, in parking lot. I'm thinking that's it but no she says come to unit 5. I have pictures loaded. I go in and it looks like a strip club entrance atm, purple walls pictures of chicks. Erotic music. Chick in mini skirt. White girl about 5'5. O. K looks about 23. She says its 100 for hour. Keep in mind this place has no name, erotic pictures up, atm in front. She walks me to the back. Crazy ambience. I pay upfront by the way at the desk the 100 for 1 hr. I was thinking okay I brought 2. 0 but wasnt going to give up the extra 1. 0 just yet. She tells me to get comfortable, and gives me a hospital gown. Crazy. She comes in tells me the options. First she tells me VIP is 600, there is a VIP room. I was assuming FS, I said wow, I'm not paying a house fee, I guess plus 600. I said I'll go with 30 minutes. She said 30 minutes will get you a sexy dance, clothes on no touching, jack off under a towel. She doesn't say it directly, very careful on what she says. I said what's upgrade for 200 she says she gets naked and dances, no touching while I please myselft. Boy was I pissed I took the 30 minutes, ask she danced very badly. We talked more, she said she barely works from Oklahoma. She gave me oil, but little guy wouldn't wake up, soft, and mad. She said men come for fetishes, o. K Well I had enough, I got dressed, went to the front, and saw a chick whom resemble the chick in the add, big tits, and thicker, close in looks, maybe it was her. She says here's a VIP card, next time you come in you pay 20 house fee. They said they rent out the space. Number 5, no business name. Lights on front, dark window, weird stuff. They have a card in the front I grabbed with advertising for escort with phone number on back. Weird, experience. I'm not willing to spend that kind of money.

[George Stark]

Stupid bad BO.

So I recently saw Meghan (tryst. Link / bdsm / missmeghanluna). The session was hot but she had really bad BO. At one point she slammed her armpits on my face while she stroked me and I couldn't take it anymore so I told her she didn't smell "fresh" (understatement). She mentioned that she had showered in the morning (my session was at night) and that she doesn't use deodorant. I could even smell her when I sucked on her tits. It was awful.

What do you do in such a situation?

Post in Ripoff Reports. This POS knows exactly what she's doing.

[Chicago41]

So I recently saw Meghan (tryst. Link / bdsm / missmeghanluna). The session was hot but she had really bad BO. At one point she slammed her armpits on my face while she stroked me and I couldn't take it anymore so I told her she didn't smell "fresh" (understatement). She mentioned that she had showered in the morning (my session was at night) and that she doesn't use deodorant. I could even smell her when I sucked on her tits. It was awful.

What do you do in such a situation?

Puke up my whole lunch. Fucking nasty.

[CanadianGuy]

So I recently saw Meghan (tryst. Link / bdsm / missmeghanluna). The session was hot but she had really bad BO. At one point she slammed her armpits on my face while she stroked me and I couldn't take it anymore so I told her she didn't smell "fresh" (understatement). She mentioned that she had showered in the morning (my session was at night) and that she doesn't use deodorant. I could even smell her when I sucked on her tits. It was awful.

What do you do in such a situation?

[BenBeck]

Crazy thing is it was weird, but they have an actual store front. All white girls. Maybe she's a scammer, as well as operating a fetish brothel in plain site.

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Yep, this one has deep roots. I'm going to say about 13 years ago I was directed there and got cold feet, only to then learn on here that it was a known upsell scam. Join the club.

[Diginonomous]

Why make it so complicated on yourself?

I'm not sure I follow.

[Dbry4281]

Crazy thing is it was weird, but they have an actual store front. All white girls. Maybe she's a scammer, as well as operating a fetish brothel in plain site.

I got taken 10 years ago from the same Lake street location. Actually, 2 weeks ago I contacted a girl from Adult search. She directed me to an apartment complex in Schaumburg. Once I got there she redirected me to the place on Lake St. I immediately blocked and left.

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[Englee]

So yesterday I decided to take one for the the team reached out to this chick. https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23193505.html I'll show screen shots. The first thing I'm thinking is she's an escort, so I shoot out a text. I ask about the special she says 30 minutes. For 1. 0, I'm thinking HE massage or something. No chick is going to do FS, for that price. So she throws a curve ball add says Northwest burbs she sends 14 XX w Lake Street in addison. This is south suburbs. I said o. K whatever. Says her place is behind a bar. I get to the area, it takes me near a parking lot of Shoeless Joes bar. I was thinking her place was in the apartments behind shoeless joes, nope. I call she says I'm going to give you the real location. I'm getting nervous at this point but say screw it. She tells me to go to colombians taste restaurant. 5 N10 XL-5 x, address comes up as Itasca, you can google the address, Next to Peru Caters in Itasca. So I pull in the parking lot, and I see a spa, in parking lot. I'm thinking that's it but no she says come to unit 5. I have pictures loaded. I go in and it looks like a strip club entrance atm, purple walls pictures of chicks. Erotic music. Chick in mini skirt. White girl about 5'5. O. K looks about 23. She says its 100 for hour. Keep in mind this place has no name, erotic pictures up, atm in front. She walks me to the back. Crazy ambience. I pay upfront by the way at the desk the 100 for 1 hr. I was thinking okay I brought 2. 0 but wasnt going to give up the extra 1. 0 just yet. She tells me to get comfortable, and gives me a hospital gown. Crazy. She comes in tells me the options. First she tells me VIP is 600, there is a VIP room. I was assuming FS, I said wow, I'm not paying a house fee, I guess plus 600. I said I'll go with 30 minutes. She said 30 minutes will get you a sexy dance, clothes on no touching, jack off under a towel. She doesn't say it directly, very careful on what she says. I said what's upgrade for 200 she says she gets naked and dances, no touching while I please myselft. Boy was I pissed I took the 30 minutes, ask she danced very badly. We talked more, she said she barely works from Oklahoma. She gave me oil, but little guy wouldn't wake up, soft, and mad. She said men come for fetishes, o. K Well I had enough, I got dressed, went to the front, and saw a chick whom resemble the chick in the add, big tits, and thicker, close in looks, maybe it was her. She says here's a VIP card, next time you come in you pay 20 house fee. They said they rent out the space. Number 5, no business name. Lights on front, dark window, weird stuff. They have a card in the front I grabbed with advertising for escort with phone number on back. Weird, experience. I'm not willing to spend that kind of money.

I got taken 10 years ago from the same Lake street location. Actually, 2 weeks ago I contacted a girl from Adult search. She directed me to an apartment complex in Schaumburg. Once I got there she redirected me to the place on Lake St. I immediately blocked and left.

[Dbry4281]

So yesterday I decided to take one for the the team reached out to this chick. https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23193505.html I'll show screen shots. The first thing I'm thinking is she's an escort, so I shoot out a text. I ask about the special she says 30 minutes. For 1. 0, I'm thinking HE massage or something. No chick is going to do FS, for that price. So she throws a curve ball add says Northwest burbs she sends 14 XX w Lake Street in addison. This is south suburbs. I said o. K whatever. Says her place is behind a bar. I get to the area, it takes me near a parking lot of Shoeless Joes bar. I was thinking her place was in the apartments behind shoeless joes, nope. I call she says I'm going to give you the real location. I'm getting nervous at this point but say screw it. She tells me to go to colombians taste restaurant. 5 N10 XL-5 x, address comes up as Itasca, you can google the address, Next to Peru Caters in Itasca. So I pull in the parking lot, and I see a spa, in parking lot. I'm thinking that's it but no she says come to unit 5. I have pictures loaded. I go in and it looks like a strip club entrance atm, purple walls pictures of chicks. Erotic music. Chick in mini skirt. White girl about 5'5. O. K looks about 23. She says its 100 for hour. Keep in mind this place has no name, erotic pictures up, atm in front. She walks me to the back. Crazy ambience. I pay upfront by the way at the desk the 100 for 1 hr. I was thinking okay I brought 2. 0 but wasnt going to give up the extra 1. 0 just yet. She tells me to get comfortable, and gives me a hospital gown. Crazy. She comes in tells me the options. First she tells me VIP is 600, there is a VIP room. I was assuming FS, I said wow, I'm not paying a house fee, I guess plus 600. I said I'll go with 30 minutes. She said 30 minutes will get you a sexy dance, clothes on no touching, jack off under a towel. She doesn't say it directly, very careful on what she says. I said what's upgrade for 200 she says she gets naked and dances, no touching while I please myselft. Boy was I pissed I took the 30 minutes, ask she danced very badly. We talked more, she said she barely works from Oklahoma. She gave me oil, but little guy wouldn't wake up, soft, and mad. She said men come for fetishes, o. K Well I had enough, I got dressed, went to the front, and saw a chick whom resemble the chick in the add, big tits, and thicker, close in looks, maybe it was her. She says here's a VIP card, next time you come in you pay 20 house fee. They said they rent out the space. Number 5, no business name. Lights on front, dark window, weird stuff. They have a card in the front I grabbed with advertising for escort with phone number on back. Weird, experience. I'm not willing to spend that kind of money.

[Bhar35]

Jistvfyi.

Had a lady report me for not being the pics I posted. With the new fb dating standards it sent me into review. They wouldn't let me. Access dating without sending a selfie video.

My pics were a couple obscured pics that looked like me.

Facebook stipulated I send a video selfie of moving my head up, down, left right to prove I am me. Normally I wouldn't do so but my seeking membership is expiring. I sent a video and they denied it. I sent a few more over a couple days and they denied it.

Then I uploaded an actual face pic of myself to my profile, since I could still edit my profile.

Then once I sent another selfie vud they accepted it. So it's eef computer recognition.

Why make it so complicated on yourself?

[Diginonomous]

Jistvfyi.

Had a lady report me for not being the pics I posted. With the new fb dating standards it sent me into review. They wouldn't let me. Access dating without sending a selfie video.

My pics were a couple obscured pics that looked like me.

Facebook stipulated I send a video selfie of moving my head up, down, left right to prove I am me. Normally I wouldn't do so but my seeking membership is expiring. I sent a video and they denied it. I sent a few more over a couple days and they denied it.

Then I uploaded an actual face pic of myself to my profile, since I could still edit my profile.

Then once I sent another selfie vud they accepted it. So it's eef computer recognition.

[Layne123]

Hi.

Are there any massage places like Orange Spa or similar in the northern burbs that I'm missing? All I really want is a relatively good massage with BBBJ and maybe some FS?

In the northern burbs it seems like we have a lot of ok spas yet no BBBJ. And the AAMPS are really hit or miss with BBBJ.

Thanks.

[Ambitious859]

Headed over to Lavender Spa at Armitage Ave, I had read reports about Nancy, but I called and was told a new worker named Angela was there. Turns out I had seen her before at another place, so I knew what to expect. Got a decent massage and the standard HE. She's really friendly and I felt comfortable being there, which is very important to me. 60. To the house for 1 hour and I left a $60. Tip.

[Travel Guy]

Would Like to meet someone between 40 and 50 that I could call as a regular. Also, I would like that she has her own place. I'm not big. I'm going to hotels. Please reach back to me. Would love to talk to you if you are interested if anyone knows of anybody please have her contact me.

[Ohboy]

VIP lounge was nice, IIRC the only place selling alcohol but you have to drink it in there but nothing else special about it. I may be totally wrong on this and if so I hope to be corrected but last year they advertised all of these after parties but in fact they were all in one big room at Embassy Suites and nothing but people mingling and dancing with music and everyone looking around the room for something better. They had some people on the stage but they were totally lame. If you didn't get in the room early the lines outside to get in were Brutal. Maybe my date and I were too tipsy but that is my recollections.

Thanks for the info. I kind of thought the after party would be a waste, but I had to ask.