General Reports

[Maithai]

The place sounds unique in that the girls are probably bartenders who work nights, due to the reports on them being bangin attractive and hootered.

Though with that reputation comes the fact that nobody reports any extras and YMMV has never been added. Now if you read all the reports, you will notice how some places seem TGTBNT, ERS appears to be Palm pilot friendly and with so much skin on skin it really gets the imagination fired up. You should just go, like Brando in the Wild One."Man, you are too square. I'll have to straighten you out. Now, listen, you don't go any one special place. That's cornball style. You just go. (He snaps his fingers.) A bunch gets together after all week it builds up, you just. The idea is to have a ball. Now if you going to stay cool, you got to wail. You got to put somethin' down. You got to make some jive. Don't you know what I'm talkin' about?"

Too far for me. Never been.

Hey guys,

How about some help? I'm going to be in the Belvidere area on a Friday or Saturday in late April and would like your input as to who is best there on the Friday and Saturday shifts. Brief description of your experiences (skills trump looks in my book) is appreciated.

[Mac Man]

If there's a trend toward one provider each day, that will help me make my decision. I'd really like to hear from newcomers to the site, not you veterans. ERS has its schedule posted online, so I know who's working. But five guys touting the skills of five different providers is going to be useless. Try to be brief, too. I've read posts for more than a year. And let's face it, none of you guys is a Hemingway, especially the idiot who doesn't believe in periods. You missed a question mark, had one incomplete sentence.

Wow. That's about all I can say to this one. If you've been reading posts for over a year you should know how this forum works. This is NOT an awards show, so voting is the NOT the procedure here.

Other than derision and ridicule, I wouldn't expect too many responses to your posts on this forum. Just sayin'.

Mac Man

[Bwetfan]

If there's a trend toward one provider each day, that will help me make my decision. I'd really like to hear from newcomers to the site, not you veterans. ERS has its schedule posted online, so I know who's working. But five guys touting the skills of five different providers is going to be useless. Try to be brief, too. I've read posts for more than a year. And let's face it, none of you guys is a Hemingway, especially the idiot who doesn't believe in periods. You missed a question mark, had one incomplete sentence.

You've just ensured that you won't get any help, ever. Nice going.

[RandyPlenty]

If there's a trend toward one provider each day, that will help me make my decision. I'd really like to hear from newcomers to the site, not you veterans. ERS has its schedule posted online, so I know who's working. But five guys touting the skills of five different providers is going to be useless. Try to be brief, too. I've read posts for more than a year. And let's face it, none of you guys is a Hemingway, especially the idiot who doesn't believe in periods. You missed a question mark, had one incomplete sentence.

How about reading the forum. Deciding on who you want. Call ERS and ask who is working that day. Rocket dork

[Rocket Dork]

Hey guys,

How about some help? I'm going to be in the Belvidere area on a Friday or Saturday in late April and would like your input as to who is best there on the Friday and Saturday shifts. Brief description of your experiences (skills trump looks in my book) is appreciated.

How about reading the forum. Deciding on who you want. Call ERS and ask who is working that day. Rocket dork

[RandyPlenty]

Hey guys,

How about some help? I'm going to be in the Belvidere area on a Friday or Saturday in late April and would like your input as to who is best there on the Friday and Saturday shifts. Brief description of your experiences (skills trump looks in my book) is appreciated.

Was in the area a few days ago and decided to stop by ERS. I usually see Liz but she wasn't in. So I had time with Jessica. A true beauty. Sensual, playful, fun. And had one of the best sessions ever. All I can say is WOW and I plan to visit her again soon.

[Datsurman]

Laura would be a criminal. When I saw her without clothes I was like 'ok, I am very impressed'. Later on I saw her in "club gear" (mini with heels) and I was like 'OMFG! Are you for real? '. I would love to walk into a restaurant or club with her on my arm and watch jaws hit the floor. A fella can dream can't he?

Anyway, I agree with previous posters that her HE skills are sharp.

Keeper definitely. Treat her well fellas.

I know this has been discussed at this point, but if anyone is going to ERS, do yourself a favor and go see this girl. Super nice, smart and session is fun. I would go with her or Samantha, but they said Sam will not be back until March.

[RivasRick]

Was in the area a few days ago and decided to stop by ERS. I usually see Liz but she wasn't in. So I had time with Jessica. A true beauty. Sensual, playful, fun. And had one of the best sessions ever. All I can say is WOW and I plan to visit her again soon.

[Bbbuddy]

Went to CLV and usually have a regular I see, however, Sophia was showing her big titties this day and I got to say I was led away by the big titties.

She does have the nicest titties of any provider in this area, and does an adequate job on the session. But that is it, just adequate, the other woman I usually see does much more teasing and the session usually lasts much longer, and I know she is pretending but she actually acts as if she is getting into it.

All in All not a bad session, just not as good as it could be, and seemed a little quick on the time which the other woman usually does my back again and actually asks by saying, Well we still have some time would you like me to do somewhere else? One thing that Sophia does is she at least washes the lotion off your back which is nice.

Remember other women if you read these boards, it is the small stuff that keeps us coming back.

[Howard5354]

Same thing happened to me. Fine ass woman until she opened her mouth and it smelled real bad. Some women do BBBJ and some of the cum juice lodges between the teeth and starts to stink.

So I cruised out to Belvidere yesterday for a massage. Wanted to switch things up a little, plus I have some reasons to avoid the Rockford shops for now.

I picked a big set of titties attached to a person named Tina.

The up side was that I wanted to try to nut twice, so I flipped at the beginning of the session and she was totally accomodating about that. Thanks tits, er, Tina.

The down side was pretty much everything else.

To start with, after I busted my first nut there was very minimal effort put into the massage.

Also, she frequently paused the massage while we were making small talk to focus on talking to me. As if somehow the conversation required mental effort and she couldn't really focus on massaging, and talking at the same time.

And now finally, the gross part.

First, and this is probably standard operation, but apparently you're supposed to initiate contact first. So when I tried to guide her hand to the happy spot, she awkwardly motioned at hers. I guess this is probably a cop check which is fine, but the problem is that she had some serious overgrowth of Bush. It was highly unappealing. Trim up if you're going to be naked. Think about it.

And the worst thing, after my first nut (and I'm thankful it didn't happen during the flip or before) , she had some issues with gas (or something?). Luckily it didn't come out of her ass, but it was this acidic, foul, grossness that I guess may have been a burp or series of burps? Whatever sewer smell came out of her mouth basically filled the room. I think she was aware of it, and to her credit she put a mint in her mouth, but it didn't help. No matter what way I faced for about 5 minutes I was assaulted by that odor. Needless to say it killed the magic and there was no way a second pop was going to happen.

She was nice though. That's a plus!

[Robert387]

Does Nina still work there? Die to economy, I Haven't been there in close to a year. Really enjoyed her massage.

She's expecting, so is off the schedule. However, she was manning the desk last week as a fill-in. She wishes that there'd be some note on the website schedule indicating that she will indeed be back so that her regulars don't think she's not going to be working there anymore.

[Maxjames100]

Does Nina still work there? Die to economy, I Haven't been there in close to a year. Really enjoyed her massage.

Didn't sound that way when I asked.

[Rockout]

Does Nina still work there? Die to economy, I Haven't been there in close to a year. Really enjoyed her massage.

[Maxjames100]

So I cruised out to Belvidere yesterday for a massage. Wanted to switch things up a little, plus I have some reasons to avoid the Rockford shops for now.

I picked a big set of titties attached to a person named Tina.

The up side was that I wanted to try to nut twice, so I flipped at the beginning of the session and she was totally accomodating about that. Thanks tits, er, Tina.

The down side was pretty much everything else.

To start with, after I busted my first nut there was very minimal effort put into the massage.

Also, she frequently paused the massage while we were making small talk to focus on talking to me. As if somehow the conversation required mental effort and she couldn't really focus on massaging, and talking at the same time.

And now finally, the gross part.

First, and this is probably standard operation, but apparently you're supposed to initiate contact first. So when I tried to guide her hand to the happy spot, she awkwardly motioned at hers. I guess this is probably a cop check which is fine, but the problem is that she had some serious overgrowth of Bush. It was highly unappealing. Trim up if you're going to be naked. Think about it.

And the worst thing, after my first nut (and I'm thankful it didn't happen during the flip or before) , she had some issues with gas (or something?). Luckily it didn't come out of her ass, but it was this acidic, foul, grossness that I guess may have been a burp or series of burps? Whatever sewer smell came out of her mouth basically filled the room. I think she was aware of it, and to her credit she put a mint in her mouth, but it didn't help. No matter what way I faced for about 5 minutes I was assaulted by that odor. Needless to say it killed the magic and there was no way a second pop was going to happen.

She was nice though. That's a plus!

[Member #4843]

Made another run out to ERS to try this fairly new girl. She's a keeper. Attractive, nice personality, and a good all-within-the-rules session. Would repeat.

I know this has been discussed at this point, but if anyone is going to ERS, do yourself a favor and go see this girl. Super nice, smart and session is fun. I would go with her or Samantha, but they said Sam will not be back until March.