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10-11-21 19:41 #596
Posts: 69Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]
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10-03-21 12:18 #595
Posts: 459Details
Originally Posted by JackRam [View Original Post]
B.
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10-03-21 10:26 #594
Posts: 256Have a plan
Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]
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10-03-21 10:05 #593
Posts: 545It finally happened
Did you ever worry that something would happen when visiting an AMP that would force you out in the public? Like a raid, getting questioned by Uncle LEO in the parking lot, a provider going nuts and giving you a black eye?
Well, mine was not nearly so dramatic, and I think I'm going to get away with it. Here's the story.
A couple days ago I'm visiting a west suburban spa in a strip mall. All done, I walk out and get in my car, start her up, check everywhere and back out of my parking spot. I put it in Drive, just in time to hear Bang. Look in the rear view mirror and there is an SUV, stopped right behind me. Oh damn. I get out, and he gets out, then his wife.
"Are you OK?" Yes, everyone is fine. We look at our cars. His SUV shows not a damn thing. My sedan has two scratches and a minor gash. He's apologizing, she's apologizing. I assure them it is OK, that the marks were there before (they weren't) and to not worry about it and have a nice day. I don't think they noticed that I was leaving an AMP, or that they knew what one was. Well, the guy probably did, maybe not his wife.
So my better half hasn't noticed yet. I figure the longer it takes her to notice, the better off I'll be because I can claim I don't know what happened or when.
Still, this sucks. If he had insisted on filing a report, I'd be in Creative Writing 101.
"Yeah honey, I was just driving around in a 'burb 30 miles from our house with no real purpose. Just bored, ya know? I saw a liquor store in a strip mall and decided to stop in and see if they had any of that 10 year old Chardonnay you like so much. And then Bam! Out of no where this guy hits me. ".
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09-04-21 19:35 #592
Posts: 4122Bs
Its BS is what it is. Unfortunately the reason this has become so bad is some mongers pay them for it and all it takes is one monger to pay. I had an old granny try and get 40 out of me for just massage. I said your getting a massage tip only. I had another tell me she wanted 80 for a handy since I roamed UTC a little. I said no way. The only way to stop it is to say no and stop giving them business. I saw that happen once where the parlor actually closed because the ladies were such jack asses.
Originally Posted by Ddaavvee1 [View Original Post]
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09-04-21 17:17 #591
Posts: 43Gps
The last two spas I have been to in the last couple of weeks seem to have MTs with GPS. Both have offered "I kiss you and you kiss me" for $. I am not interested in this especially for $. Both massages were subpar. All I want is a good massage with a happy ending. What is happening with the MTs.
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08-04-21 21:02 #590
Posts: 4122+1
I saw those, very funny.
Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]
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08-04-21 19:04 #589
Posts: 891This is hysterical
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/9694974.html I was trolling through the ad's on BedPage today and I almost pissed my pants. The old ad's with the almost naked Asian models are gone. The ad's are now posted like something from a dating site. It has an obvious fake photo and then goes on with this total BS bio. The bio's are epic and whoever is writing them should get a huge pay raise. One bio had that the woman liked puppies and pizza etc. If you have been to an AMP you cleary know that these bio's were not written by the women. If you want a good laugh go to BedPage and read a few of these. SaintChuck.
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07-26-21 18:41 #588
Posts: 3Ter
Originally Posted by SuburbGuy96 [View Original Post]
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06-29-21 14:30 #587
Posts: 198Thanks
Originally Posted by LeeOskar [View Original Post]
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06-27-21 23:33 #586
Posts: 502Originally Posted by Emiglio [View Original Post]
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06-23-21 20:22 #585
Posts: 502Originally Posted by Emiglio [View Original Post]
CW = Don't know. Only guessing CoWgirl? Most would say CG.
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06-22-21 19:25 #584
Posts: 198Abbreviations
Looked everywhere? Does anyone know what CW allowed, and no ss. Means? I e mailed the model, but as I expected, " I do not discuss this in e mail. " She was kind enough to at least reply.
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06-20-21 19:48 #583
Posts: 402Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]
I know of a house in elgin that is home to many a Chinese lady whom I suspect of visa overstaying. I nailed one.
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05-23-21 10:27 #582
Posts: 545Wauconda shutdown and food for thought
On the Il-Other Areas forum a few days ago, I posted about all 3 AMPs being shut down, all with Keep Out signs stuck to their doors. Now it is not that unusual for us to see spas get shut down, but it is usually one at a time after charges have been pressed or the town government passes some stupid ordinance. But that is it. They just get shut down. No one puts up Keep Out signs, directing you to contact the building department.
So yesterday a fellow monger sent me a PM, saying he'd been in contact with some of the girls who work the Wauconda shops and they said the fire department shut them down. Now the only reason a fire department can shut you down is if you do something to break the fire codes. I always figured that would be oily rags stuffed in a corner, something like that. And I am hard pressed to thing of anything in the dozens (possibly hundreds over 30 years) of AMPs I have been to that would make for a fire hazard. And all three at once?
My fellow monger pointed out that this could be the same thing that happened in Florida to the owner of a rather famous team a couple years ago. AMP gets shut down for a Mickey Mouse violation, and while the place is empty, the No Fun squad comes in and installs hidden cameras with a live feed.
The owner of said sports team skated after a judge dropped the charges and ordered the tapes sealed. Good for him. But we can't count on that. If the spas open and you visit, you may want to ask the MTs if they have taken a really, really serious look around. Like removing ceiling tiles and looking for cables that end pointed inside the rooms.