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**Mr Stinky** · 07-31-17 00:24

Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]

A couple days ago I am driving in the far NW burbs. I was considering stopping at the World. But I'd seen on BP a new place in a town with the acronym I learned for the same town in North Carolina.

Containment Area: Relocated Yankees.

Hope you get the joke.

Anyway, the place is totally dead when I walk in, and I wake the MT who is sleeping on the coach. Nice looking Chinese, about 40, wearing a sundress that shows plenty of leg. Great, right? During the massage, she doesn't mind my Roman hands. Me, face down in the hole, she gets on the table and straddles my head with her silky smooth thighs to do a rub from shoulders to crotch, and she doesn't mind me rubbing her thighs and pantie covered butt. She's standing at the foot of the table, massage my legs right up to my scrotum, and giving it all a tickle. I ask her to put some oil up my crack and give that a massage, and she does so without a seconds' pause.

So, on the flip, what would you expect to be available? Yep, a hand full of oil. My hand. I'm rubbing her boobs over her dress, pleading my case, like a bad lawyer in front of a hanging judge. She smiles. No. I promise a nice tip. No. LEO check? Didn't matter. So I'm supposing this is a house rule and she's not going to budge. But to sweeten the deal, she now oils up a finger and sticks it up my hole. Not a proper P massage, but it was up there.

All done? She cleans up. Then she give me a nice front massage. I tip her for the massage (and a finger up the kazoo), and I'm gone. I won't be back. Way too far out for that kind of service.

That's not why I'm writing this up.

So a AMP doesn't want to get busted for giving handies. I can understand that. I'm not going to patronize them, but I can understand it. But how the Hell can she do all of what I described? Unless you're a doctor checking my prostate for swelling, you have no business in Illinois sticking a finger up there.

And this is not the first time this happened to me. 2 years ago, that AMP in Wheeling that's been advertising a Grand Opening for the last 3 years. I got one hell of a massage from a woman who was using her bare inner thighs to massage me, puts a finger up my butt and gives me a squirt of oil in my hand. If she had just finished I would have been there every week. Instead, never went back.

What the hell kind of business model is this?

Rockford has a place like that Sam. I think it must be a chain because this one is just like you described. Although, for a couple of months now, they have been advertising "Under New Management", "Grand Opening" and new masseuse. They have two older women who, when you walk in, are sleeping on sofas. No dresses. Just a tee and pants. Roaming is almost encouraged, but don't get near the titties or clam. Most you'll get is a pleasant ball scratch. Self service is the name of their game Nothing else.

You wonder how they stay in business. Never any cars or customers around. Maybe they do muffler repair at night, so they have to sleep during the day. Beats the shit out of me. No, I'm sorry. They DON'T beat anything.

Stinky Amused.

**Beast42** · 07-30-17 21:16

Let me guess. You went to Cary?

**Sam Spade** · 07-30-17 20:46

A couple days ago I am driving in the far NW burbs. I was considering stopping at the World. But I'd seen on BP a new place in a town with the acronym I learned for the same town in North Carolina.

Containment Area: Relocated Yankees.

Hope you get the joke.

Anyway, the place is totally dead when I walk in, and I wake the MT who is sleeping on the coach. Nice looking Chinese, about 40, wearing a sundress that shows plenty of leg. Great, right? During the massage, she doesn't mind my Roman hands. Me, face down in the hole, she gets on the table and straddles my head with her silky smooth thighs to do a rub from shoulders to crotch, and she doesn't mind me rubbing her thighs and pantie covered butt. She's standing at the foot of the table, massage my legs right up to my scrotum, and giving it all a tickle. I ask her to put some oil up my crack and give that a massage, and she does so without a seconds' pause.

So, on the flip, what would you expect to be available? Yep, a hand full of oil. My hand. I'm rubbing her boobs over her dress, pleading my case, like a bad lawyer in front of a hanging judge. She smiles. No. I promise a nice tip. No. LEO check? Didn't matter. So I'm supposing this is a house rule and she's not going to budge. But to sweeten the deal, she now oils up a finger and sticks it up my hole. Not a proper P massage, but it was up there.

All done? She cleans up. Then she give me a nice front massage. I tip her for the massage (and a finger up the kazoo), and I'm gone. I won't be back. Way too far out for that kind of service.

That's not why I'm writing this up.

So a AMP doesn't want to get busted for giving handies. I can understand that. I'm not going to patronize them, but I can understand it. But how the Hell can she do all of what I described? Unless you're a doctor checking my prostate for swelling, you have no business in Illinois sticking a finger up there.

And this is not the first time this happened to me. 2 years ago, that AMP in Wheeling that's been advertising a Grand Opening for the last 3 years. I got one hell of a massage from a woman who was using her bare inner thighs to massage me, puts a finger up my butt and gives me a squirt of oil in my hand. If she had just finished I would have been there every week. Instead, never went back.

What the hell kind of business model is this?

**Sam Singer** · 07-09-17 17:37

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

I'm driving in on the tollway yesterday and I come up to this mean green clean looking Peterbilt. We're both in the 3rd lane and he's not moving over. For 5 minutes this goes on and I'm starting to get aggravated. He's not budging so I decide to do something and I get alongside him. I'm just about to salute him with my middle finger when I notice where he's from. SugarTit S.C. Whaaaat? Is that a real place? Never heard of it. So instead of flipping him off I pulled ahead of him, rolled down my window and gave him a thumbs up. He honked his horn twice.

He was probably in a hurry to get home.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Tit, _South_Carolina.

"Sugar Tit is an unincorporated community in Spartanburg County in the upstate of the USA State of South Carolina.

Sugar Tit received its name when the men spent so long socializing at the local general store, their wives complained they took to the store like a baby to a sugar tit".

And what is a 'sugar tit'? Glad you asked. Sugar tit is a folk name for a baby pacifier, or dummy, that was once commonly made and used in North America and Britain. It was made by placing a spoonful of sugar, or honey, in a small patch of clean cloth, then gathering the cloth around the sugar and twisting it to form a bulb. The bulb was then secured by twine or a rubber band. The baby's saliva would slowly dissolve the sugar in the bulb.

**Head First** · 07-09-17 12:33

I'm driving in on the tollway yesterday and I come up to this mean green clean looking Peterbilt. We're both in the 3rd lane and he's not moving over. For 5 minutes this goes on and I'm starting to get aggravated. He's not budging so I decide to do something and I get alongside him. I'm just about to salute him with my middle finger when I notice where he's from. SugarTit S.C. Whaaaat? Is that a real place? Never heard of it. So instead of flipping him off I pulled ahead of him, rolled down my window and gave him a thumbs up. He honked his horn twice.

He was probably in a hurry to get home.

**Head First** · 07-05-17 00:52

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

I think I still have the blonde's cell number hidden away somewhere and you are welcome to it if you go AND if it's still working. You can also have my personal drivers number in Beijing if you like. Li will take you anywhere you want, I know him well.

China can be a great place for the hobby, beautiful friendly girls everywhere but don't flaunt it and you should be ok. Personally I would take Bangkok or Pattaya over China any day. It's just more free and open there plus you have all the soapy massage places. Check out the Int'l Sex Guide, lots of good info there.

AJ.

Thanks for the generous offer to provide the blondes cell phone and especially for your personal drivers' number in Beijing. That was my destination so if / when I rebook I'll be sure to touch base with you. Priceless!

The couple we were traveling with have owned and operated more than 100 spas since coming over here 10+ yrs ago. We were going for a combo biz / pleasure trip and once they had us set up with some of their personal friends they were going to continue to travel to their hometown and leave us alone. I liked that we would be left with locals that knew English so had no worries.

I've checked out Int'l Sex Guide before and agree, lots of good info there. In fact it makes me feel like the small fish I really am in this big sea and realize what a huge world this is that we live in. Also that it's nice to know that the one common thread we (males) all have is the need to spread seeds and fertilize eggs so to that end, both this site and it's parent site Int'l Sex Guide are invaluable. Thailand is on my bucket list.

**Avg Joe** · 07-04-17 14:12

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

A Chinese natural blond with blue eyes? A natural Chinese with red hair and green eyes? The tall thin stunning girl with long black hair and a short black skirt smiling at you as you just walk down a sidewalk? Stop. I can't take anymore. Wow! You have painted an incredible picture of the landscape over there.

After reading your report I'm not even sure I want to be cured of this obsession I have. Have you ever bedded one over there?

I hate to admit this but American women don't interest me anymore. And this also. While I was standing in a checkout line at the grocery store the other day the woman in front of me was absolutely stunning! 30 ish, petite, light dark skin with a perfect complexion, dark hair, and gorgeous smile. She was Indian. If it wasn't for the ring on her finger and baby in the cart, I may have asked her to marry me. LOL.

We all need to have a carrot dangled in front of us sometimes to help us make it thru a tough day or a rough patch in life. You may have renewed my dream of someday retiring and living happily ever after. It sounds like the Pot of Gold at the End of the Rainbow is still attainable. Thanks Joe.

I go there 4-5 times a year for both business and personal reasons so to answer your question, yes I have been with a few. The blonde and redhead both worked in the MP at the China World Hotel in Beijing. Both were stunning and of mixed heritage but looked Chinese and were born and raised there. Neither knew their fathers as they took off when they found out the girl was pregnant. Both spoke limited English but I doubt they still work there as this was a couple years ago. I think I still have the blonde's cell number hidden away somewhere and you are welcome to it if you go AND if it's still working. You can also have my personal drivers number in Beijing if you like. Li will take you anywhere you want, I know him well.

China can be a great place for the hobby, beautiful friendly girls everywhere but don't flaunt it and you should be ok. Personally I would take Bangkok or Pattaya over China any day. It's just more free and open there plus you have all the soapy massage places. Check out the Int'l Sex Guide, lots of good info there.

AJ.

**Head First** · 07-03-17 16:52

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

If you are trying to kick the "Asian" fetish you better stay away because it will only get worse if you go. There are so many incredibly stunning women there you will be amazed and they are everywhere you go. You can't get away from them and the best thing is they are friendly, not this GPS they have here.

Ever see a natural blond Chinese girl with blue eyes? Or a natural Chinese redhead with bright green eyes where the carpet matches the drapes? Or just that tall thin stunning girl with long black hair and a short black skirt smiling at you as you just walk down a sidewalk? They are all there just waiting for you. Beautiful girls, 10 plus on the scale, waiting in every part of the country, just for you. Haha.

The most beautiful AMP girl I have ever seen in this country pales in comparison to what you see just walking down the street in any city of China on any given day. I have been there over 30 times for both business and personal reasons and I never cease to be amazed at the combination of friendliness and beauty.

I highly recommend and I will repeat. Your mileage will NOT vary!

AJ.

A Chinese natural blond with blue eyes? A natural Chinese with red hair and green eyes? The tall thin stunning girl with long black hair and a short black skirt smiling at you as you just walk down a sidewalk? Stop. I can't take anymore. Wow! You have painted an incredible picture of the landscape over there.

After reading your report I'm not even sure I want to be cured of this obsession I have. Have you ever bedded one over there?

I hate to admit this but American women don't interest me anymore. And this also. While I was standing in a checkout line at the grocery store the other day the woman in front of me was absolutely stunning! 30 ish, petite, light dark skin with a perfect complexion, dark hair, and gorgeous smile. She was Indian. If it wasn't for the ring on her finger and baby in the cart, I may have asked her to marry me. LOL.

We all need to have a carrot dangled in front of us sometimes to help us make it thru a tough day or a rough patch in life. You may have renewed my dream of someday retiring and living happily ever after. It sounds like the Pot of Gold at the End of the Rainbow is still attainable. Thanks Joe.

**Bob521** · 07-02-17 02:03

Yes, Xian was really pretty cool. Its at the top of my list also.

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

I was there the 30th through the 14th. I have to stop at the shop some time to finally meet you. Just too busy lately. Hoping to go go back to Beijing the week after the 4th. If I do I am going to take a quick side trip before coming home to see my young lady in Bangkok.

Actually planning to take my wife on a work trip to China in October. Definitely taking her to the Great Wall, Forbidden City, visiting friends in Ningbo and then Shanghai for a few days. Shanghai Disney is on her list. LOL. I would love to go back to Xian but its kinda out of the way and would add three days to her trip. I enjoyed that more than the Great Wall.

**E6671** · 07-01-17 11:04

Originally Posted by MwmChicago [View Original Post]

Thanks for the great response. I will reach out if I can make it over there. Almost landed a job a few years back that would have had me in Hong Kong (Kowloon? Wou; ld have gone 5-6 times a year for 2-3 weeks a shot. Wish I had landed that one!

I keep trying to convince my bosses to let me work in China one month and back to Chicago one month throughout the year. No luck yet but I do still manage to go overseas 5 to 6 times a year. Going back in a week or so and this will be trip 4 this year. I may break a record if I keep this pace up.

**MwmChicago** · 06-29-17 17:59

Thanks for the great response. I will reach out if I can make it over there. Almost landed a job a few years back that would have had me in Hong Kong (Kowloon? Wou; ld have gone 5-6 times a year for 2-3 weeks a shot. Wish I had landed that one!

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

I started hobbying over there about six years ago and it was very easy but not as easy as it used to be. You could go into most Karaoke night clubs and they had hostess girls that would sit with you, play drinking games and grab ass all night and after you could take them back to your room for a reasonable fee. Girls ranged from so so to very hot. My favorite was the night club at the Good View hotel outside of Shenzhen. The night club was in the lower level of the banquet area. The Good View is a resort that actually caters to families. Had a steady lady there for about two years. Kinda miss those days.

Most places like this have been closed or had to go underground over the past couple of years. Go to International Sex Guide and you can research city's by region. There is some good info here for outcall service and some incall. Most large city's will have guys or older women hanging outside of the 5 star hotels pedaling sex massages. Do not expect a stellar performance but they will get the job done. Do Not, I repeat, Do Not ever go with someone you meet on the street to pick out a girl. Always have them come to you. If they are legit they will bring someone to you for you to check out.

It is best if you know someone local that can take you to the local underground massage places. That is where I have had the best consistent service. Outcall to the hotel has always been hit or miss. Install WeChat on your phone and sign in to your hotels WiFi and when you use the "People Nearby" you will get all kinds of contact requests. These will be service providers (bookers not the actual girl in most cases) contacting you to see if you want "Sister Service". I have had fairly good luck with this in Xiamen, Guangzhou and Shenzhen. Repeated with several outside the booking agent for a better fee and more time. You can also check out the Spa's at the 5 star hotels. My current girlfriend in Shanghai who I have been seeing for almost 4 years now, I met in the Spa at the Royal Meridian.

If you really want a great Bang for your buck, check out Thailand. The hobbying is like catching fish in a barrel and much cheaper. I love both places but since I have found two steady women in China and one in Bangkok, I don't really go looking for women. I will go out when my colleagues or host wants to go out an play.

If you plan on going send me a PM. If I am overseas at the time we can try and get together if you want.

**E6671** · 06-28-17 22:58

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Nexus Holidays 1-888-686-3987,5 cities 8 nights, airfare including flights in China. 16 meals. I went for 2 weeks, 8 days, in my opinion is not enough. Rocket Dork.

You are correct. Especially if you are going to travel domestically there. 8 days would be just enough time if you were only planning to visit two maybe three cities tops.

I would be ecstatic just to save on her airfare. If I can work it into at least part of my work schedule hotels and food are already being paid for.

Would be really interesting if some of us on the board put a trip together for China or Thailand.

**E6671** · 06-28-17 22:47

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

Ooops. Taking care of that now. I assume its the same info you sent Bob? If not thanks in advance.

Thanks for mentioning my mailbox was full. While checking them out before deleting I found your Email RE Sylvia. Tried to hook up once with her and then forgot about her. Since my favorite, AX, is gone I need to reach out to her again. Always appreciate the your help.

**E6671** · 06-28-17 22:38

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Mailbox is full. Rocket Dork.

Ooops. Taking care of that now. I assume its the same info you sent Bob? If not thanks in advance.

**E6671** · 06-28-17 22:37

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I was there May 17 - June 6. Strange, I didn't see you there. LOL. I went with AW, but Wechat and video every day with CW. Mei and I might eventually end up moving to China some day.

I was there the 30th through the 14th. I have to stop at the shop some time to finally meet you. Just too busy lately. Hoping to go go back to Beijing the week after the 4th. If I do I am going to take a quick side trip before coming home to see my young lady in Bangkok.

Actually planning to take my wife on a work trip to China in October. Definitely taking her to the Great Wall, Forbidden City, visiting friends in Ningbo and then Shanghai for a few days. Shanghai Disney is on her list. LOL. I would love to go back to Xian but its kinda out of the way and would add three days to her trip. I enjoyed that more than the Great Wall.