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05-17-19 09:21 #461
Posts: 545First, shut up
Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]
The other thing is the TGTBT syndrome. If you see an ad for "young hot girl GFE all you want $100", you can be sure it is a sting. Count on Uncle LEO to run these stings once or twice a year.
As for buying Viagra or Cialis, I always use the steroid sites. Same ones who sell you testosterone almost always sell ED drugs. It may take 2 or 3 weeks to reach you, since it is coming from China or India. But I have never had a package seized.
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05-16-19 10:21 #460
Posts: 174Manscaps
Originally Posted by Peyronies51 [View Original Post]
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05-15-19 12:19 #459
Posts: 1Ditto
Originally Posted by JolieThornDog [View Original Post]
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05-11-19 07:13 #458
Posts: 821Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]
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05-04-19 20:22 #457
Posts: 262DG European
Not sure where I should put this, so I decided here.
There's a Euro MT in Downers working off 75th and an F street in her Apt who also provides grooming services. She's a 5 maybe on a good day with what appears to be decent girls. Met her for a massage and she keeps you COMPLETELY covered except for what is being massaged and stays away from the boys and gluts, and is she brushes your hand jumps away immediately even when she is the one initiating. On the flip when she massages your chest she's at the head of the table, and puts the ladies in your face, then after 1 minute announces she's finished 15 minutes early. The legit massage isn't worth the time or money. I won't see again and I don't know how she can groom if she stays away from the area. There's my 2 cents.
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04-23-19 17:36 #456
Posts: 205Profiles
Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]
My opinion is that many of the profiles are absolute fakes. You see new profiles that pop up with some truly incredible photos, but then the person never signs on again after their sign-up date, or you email them and it never gets read, or they email you back telling you how much they love your profile but they have never viewed your profile (because you can see if they have). So, for the sake of this thesis, I will say 50% of them are fake (but that 50% has a quickly rotating shelf life). Another 30 to 35% of them have SERIOUS GPS issues. These are profiles that have been active for a long time. I know, because I have been on there for a long time. It is funny that after my periods of inactivity, I forget who I have messaged and accidentally contact some that I did in the past. I quickly remember why it never went anywhere.
So, if my math is correct, that leaves 15% to 20% that are not looking for ridiculous sums and are not fake. Of those, some want to meet RIGHT NOW. Those are the pros. Others, you text with for a while to feel them out and most go south. Of course, I understand that I may not be {gasp} their cup of sugar and that is fine. A lot of them are not mine. Once everything is worked out, then there is the scheduling issues, the meeting place issues, and the flaking issues. IMHO, it is a whole lot of work for very infrequent success. But, the game is enjoyable in very short doses. To be fair, I have met a few gems that I met with for a 6 months or so.
After a while, I get tired of it and go back to the more traditional methods: find a pro I really like and become a regular.
And then, 6 or 9 months pass.
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04-22-19 15:46 #455
Posts: 653Originally Posted by Jackncoke1 [View Original Post]
However, if it was a truly great foot massage you received, then go back with no intention of anything happening and just enjoy the massage.
AJ.
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04-22-19 13:35 #454
Posts: 293Is "heirloom" a euphemism for your dick? Because nobody wants that. Seriously though, congrats. Welcome to the club with few benefits.
Originally Posted by DJChitown [View Original Post]
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04-13-19 09:56 #453
Posts: 4116I think it means we are finished and all the spunk is off my face all good.
Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]
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04-12-19 18:25 #452
Posts: 545AMP to English translation?
The topic of the AMP girls doing their best to keep us guys from seeing each other has been covered a few times before. It happened to me today, and I wonder if anyone came help out.
I was getting some exercise in Mt. Prospect today. MMS leads me in, asks me if I'd been their before. Actually I'd been to this place first time so long ago she was probably a virgin then. Well, maybe not.
I need to pee before the session started, so with a towel wrapped around me I open the door to head to the head. The better looking of the two girls (not mine I'm sorry to say) sees me stepping out, shock, and she rushes back to her room, pushing something, probably one of you guys. OK, she was probably taking him to the shower and freaked because they are suppose to keep us apart.
1 hour later, business is done, say my goodbyes and last feel up to my girl. She opens the door, just enough to get her head and shoulders out and calls what I think is "Oh Say Oh?" and I hear MMS repeat the same thing back. I'm better she's saying the Korean equivalent of "Bringing my dumb white guy out the door, is the coast clear?" But does anyone know any better? What are they saying?
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03-25-19 22:09 #451
Posts: 9Ss
The other day I went to a foot spa. Got all of the signs. Breast brushing against foot, pussy "accidentally" brushing against hand only to end in being offered ss. Has that happened to you? How'd you handle it. I declined and walked blue balled.
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03-22-19 18:26 #450
Posts: 891Toftt
Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]
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03-21-19 09:13 #449
Posts: 302Toftt
Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]
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03-20-19 19:06 #448
Posts: 891Good morning
Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]
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03-20-19 15:53 #447
Posts: 545Jack the Ripper and a semen stain
Today in the news, some forensic team announced it had figured out who Jack the Ripper was. A Polish immigrant named Kosminski. Apparently the 2nd victim of the Ripper had a semen stain on a shawl she was wearing. The team tracked the DNA down to someone living today, 4 generations latter. As Kosminski was a suspect back when it happened, the forensic team decided it must have been him. Logical?
OK, here's my problem with it. The 2nd victim was a known provider. Wouldn't semen stains just be part of business as usual? The guy could have shot his load on her hours before she got murdered. Considering the hygiene of the period, it could have been days or weeks before. BTW, Sherlock Holmes was a monger.