General Reports

[Sam Spade]

Hey does anyone know of a document, book or something that talks about how to sell / buy pussy and drugs without ending up in cuffs? I know people ask guys or girls, "Are you associated with LE" and they naively expect an honest answer from a cop. LOL.

I want to know how to sell / buy viagra, pussy, and whatever else to determine if someone is a cop or not.

I know guys will google numbers and pictures to see if there is a verifiable information. But can't do that with Viagra. Also I don't think LE will send a person a real photo of themselves or a link to their social media profile.

This is a story I've retold a few times over the years. In the early 2000's I had to take a business trip to North Carolina, and I checked out their forum on this site for a little downtime fun. There was a post about a story in the newspaper (remember those? A guy is leaving an AMP. Cop stops him and asks if he engaged in any sexual activity inside. He says No. The cop says, "Come on, you can tell me. " So the guy does, and as a reward gets himself busted and the girl as well. Lots of comments about that post. But the most important one was "Just tell them you got a massage. Don't elaborate. If the cop keeps pressing you, tell him you are not comfortable with this line of questioning, and you'd like your lawyer present. Cops will back off, since they have nothing else and cannot continue to question you once you use the L word. ".

The other thing is the TGTBT syndrome. If you see an ad for "young hot girl GFE all you want $100", you can be sure it is a sting. Count on Uncle LEO to run these stings once or twice a year.

As for buying Viagra or Cialis, I always use the steroid sites. Same ones who sell you testosterone almost always sell ED drugs. It may take 2 or 3 weeks to reach you, since it is coming from China or India. But I have never had a package seized.

[Satriani]

What you describe has been reported years ago. MT bills herself as bargain massage in suburban locale. There is nothing remotely erotic about the experience but the greater disappointment is that the massage is neither therapeutic nor relaxing, and personality / ambience (basement) very engaging. Have no idea how she would address manscaping service. All in all, a let-down.

I agree with all that has been said as I said in earlier report her personality was about as warm as her basement. However she handles your junk with gloves while shaving. It is not erotic. She does show you the unopened razor for cleanliness. Ok experience once but kinda expensive for a cheap thrill.

[Peyronies51]

Not sure where I should put this, so I decided here.

There's a Euro MT in Downers working off 75th and an F street in her Apt who also provides grooming services. She's a 5 maybe on a good day with what appears to be decent girls. Met her for a massage and she keeps you COMPLETELY covered except for what is being massaged and stays away from the boys and gluts, and is she brushes your hand jumps away immediately even when she is the one initiating. On the flip when she massages your chest she's at the head of the table, and puts the ladies in your face, then after 1 minute announces she's finished 15 minutes early. The legit massage isn't worth the time or money. I won't see again and I don't know how she can groom if she stays away from the area. There's my 2 cents.

What you describe has been reported years ago. MT bills herself as bargain massage in suburban locale. There is nothing remotely erotic about the experience but the greater disappointment is that the massage is neither therapeutic nor relaxing, and personality / ambience (basement) very engaging. Have no idea how she would address manscaping service. All in all, a let-down.

[Wenger]

Hey does anyone know of a document, book or something that talks about how to sell / buy pussy and drugs without ending up in cuffs? I know people ask guys or girls, "Are you associated with LE" and they naively expect an honest answer from a cop. LOL.

I want to know how to sell / buy viagra, pussy, and whatever else to determine if someone is a cop or not.

I know guys will google numbers and pictures to see if there is a verifiable information. But can't do that with Viagra. Also I don't think LE will send a person a real photo of themselves or a link to their social media profile.

Can't help with a lot of the questions, but buying Viagra is simple. I used Lemonadehealth.com and got 60/20 mg generic in just a couple hours. $25 for the online consult which is just answering some questions and then followup. You will need to send some real info as they are doctors out of California. Then used GoodRX to get a coupon and had them send the RX to a pharmacy near me. $17 for the pills, so $42 total.

-w.

[JolieThornDog]

Not sure where I should put this, so I decided here.

There's a Euro MT in Downers working off 75th and an F street in her Apt who also provides grooming services. She's a 5 maybe on a good day with what appears to be decent girls. Met her for a massage and she keeps you COMPLETELY covered except for what is being massaged and stays away from the boys and gluts, and is she brushes your hand jumps away immediately even when she is the one initiating. On the flip when she massages your chest she's at the head of the table, and puts the ladies in your face, then after 1 minute announces she's finished 15 minutes early. The legit massage isn't worth the time or money. I won't see again and I don't know how she can groom if she stays away from the area. There's my 2 cents.

[Lookin4it]

What percentage of the profiles on Seeking.com do you think are real? There seems to be an exceptionally high number of women on their website and I can't imagine that all of those profiles are women who are really open to meeting men for sex.

I have been on and off of that site for years. I get active on it for a couple of months, get fed up with, let my VIP expire but keep my profile, get horny after 6 or 9 months and forget what a shitshow it is, and then renew my membership. To be fair, I have met up with 7 or so women from there, but that was after wasting a whole lot of time sorting through the B. S.

My opinion is that many of the profiles are absolute fakes. You see new profiles that pop up with some truly incredible photos, but then the person never signs on again after their sign-up date, or you email them and it never gets read, or they email you back telling you how much they love your profile but they have never viewed your profile (because you can see if they have). So, for the sake of this thesis, I will say 50% of them are fake (but that 50% has a quickly rotating shelf life). Another 30 to 35% of them have SERIOUS GPS issues. These are profiles that have been active for a long time. I know, because I have been on there for a long time. It is funny that after my periods of inactivity, I forget who I have messaged and accidentally contact some that I did in the past. I quickly remember why it never went anywhere.

So, if my math is correct, that leaves 15% to 20% that are not looking for ridiculous sums and are not fake. Of those, some want to meet RIGHT NOW. Those are the pros. Others, you text with for a while to feel them out and most go south. Of course, I understand that I may not be {gasp} their cup of sugar and that is fine. A lot of them are not mine. Once everything is worked out, then there is the scheduling issues, the meeting place issues, and the flaking issues. IMHO, it is a whole lot of work for very infrequent success. But, the game is enjoyable in very short doses. To be fair, I have met a few gems that I met with for a 6 months or so.

After a while, I get tired of it and go back to the more traditional methods: find a pro I really like and become a regular.

And then, 6 or 9 months pass.

[Avg Joe]

The other day I went to a foot spa. Got all of the signs. Breast brushing against foot, pussy "accidentally" brushing against hand only to end in being offered ss. Has that happened to you? How'd you handle it. I declined and walked blue balled.

Actually you have 3 choices. You can talk with her about it, do it or not do it. I have never done it and never will, I'm just not into that but sometimes if you talk with the girl she may change her mind especially if you say the magic word "tip". Or, she may say next time as she doesn't know you yet in which case make an appt before you leave and return a few days later. Some foot MP's are legit places and under no circumstances will they do it. I get that and I respect it.

However, if it was a truly great foot massage you received, then go back with no intention of anything happening and just enjoy the massage.

AJ.

[Boob Hope]

Is "heirloom" a euphemism for your dick? Because nobody wants that. Seriously though, congrats. Welcome to the club with few benefits.

I am a Senior Member now. Thanks everyone for allowing me to be your King. I will be sharing my heirloom with all of my supporters!

[DMichaels69]

I think it means we are finished and all the spunk is off my face all good.

The topic of the AMP girls doing their best to keep us guys from seeing each other has been covered a few times before. It happened to me today, and I wonder if anyone came help out.

I was getting some exercise in Mt. Prospect today. MMS leads me in, asks me if I'd been their before. Actually I'd been to this place first time so long ago she was probably a virgin then. Well, maybe not.

I need to pee before the session started, so with a towel wrapped around me I open the door to head to the head. The better looking of the two girls (not mine I'm sorry to say) sees me stepping out, shock, and she rushes back to her room, pushing something, probably one of you guys. OK, she was probably taking him to the shower and freaked because they are suppose to keep us apart.

1 hour later, business is done, say my goodbyes and last feel up to my girl. She opens the door, just enough to get her head and shoulders out and calls what I think is "Oh Say Oh?" and I hear MMS repeat the same thing back. I'm better she's saying the Korean equivalent of "Bringing my dumb white guy out the door, is the coast clear?" But does anyone know any better? What are they saying?

[Sam Spade]

The topic of the AMP girls doing their best to keep us guys from seeing each other has been covered a few times before. It happened to me today, and I wonder if anyone came help out.

I was getting some exercise in Mt. Prospect today. MMS leads me in, asks me if I'd been their before. Actually I'd been to this place first time so long ago she was probably a virgin then. Well, maybe not.

I need to pee before the session started, so with a towel wrapped around me I open the door to head to the head. The better looking of the two girls (not mine I'm sorry to say) sees me stepping out, shock, and she rushes back to her room, pushing something, probably one of you guys. OK, she was probably taking him to the shower and freaked because they are suppose to keep us apart.

1 hour later, business is done, say my goodbyes and last feel up to my girl. She opens the door, just enough to get her head and shoulders out and calls what I think is "Oh Say Oh?" and I hear MMS repeat the same thing back. I'm better she's saying the Korean equivalent of "Bringing my dumb white guy out the door, is the coast clear?" But does anyone know any better? What are they saying?

[Jackncoke1]

The other day I went to a foot spa. Got all of the signs. Breast brushing against foot, pussy "accidentally" brushing against hand only to end in being offered ss. Has that happened to you? How'd you handle it. I declined and walked blue balled.

[SaintChuck]

If someone PM's me the address. I will take a ride there and report back.

The address is 654 S Northwest Hwy, Barrington, IL 60010 . SaintChuck.

[PussyPoker]

Every day I get a good morning text from 1 of the workers. I think that I might take a ride out there. I heard from a reliable source that L1 service is available. SaintChuck.

If someone PM's me the address. I will take a ride there and report back.

[SaintChuck]

I got a friend request on WeChat the other day. I clicked on it to find a pic of a young hottie with some DD's. There was also a half dozen other pics of young sexy Chinese super models looking sexy. The title says 'Chinese Spa. ' I know, it could be from anywhere. I've been chatting with whoever's on the other end but haven't pulled the trigger or called the # in the I. D, starting 224-655. Has anyone else gotten one of these? I may or may not TOFTT.

Every day I get a good morning text from 1 of the workers. I think that I might take a ride out there. I heard from a reliable source that L1 service is available. SaintChuck.

[Sam Spade]

Today in the news, some forensic team announced it had figured out who Jack the Ripper was. A Polish immigrant named Kosminski. Apparently the 2nd victim of the Ripper had a semen stain on a shawl she was wearing. The team tracked the DNA down to someone living today, 4 generations latter. As Kosminski was a suspect back when it happened, the forensic team decided it must have been him. Logical?

OK, here's my problem with it. The 2nd victim was a known provider. Wouldn't semen stains just be part of business as usual? The guy could have shot his load on her hours before she got murdered. Considering the hygiene of the period, it could have been days or weeks before. BTW, Sherlock Holmes was a monger.