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**SwampMan7** · 04-16-20 04:15

Originally Posted by DRick [View Original Post]

Just curious if anybody has ever been tested or knows a super discreet way to go about testing.

Been reading up lately and didn't know JUST HOW MANY std's can transmit via oral sex.

Syphillis, Ghonnoreah, Trich, Chlamydia etc.

Also how many could have little to no symptoms and you could have for years and never know.

1) where / how to get tested discreetly without using health insurance?

2) if positive, how to make up story can you tell a significant other if it's an STD that is said to ONLY transmit sexually?

Apparently in very rare cases, you could get Trich from sharing a dirty towel but not like or probable. Not true of Ghonnoreah or Chlamydia though.

Anyone ever had to make something up? Did you get away with it?

Any way to slip some antibiotics into some food?

https://www.stdcheck.com/?pid=902681...SAAEgK1vvD_BwE

This is the most discreet way to get tested I have found.

You don't need to give much info at all, and no doctor involved. Just put in your name and email, print out the sheet, and take it to the lab location you pick. They never ask me any questions at all. And if you're paranoid, you can get tested for 10 different things for $200 (they usually have a coupon so it's really $175). Not too bad for peace of mind IMO. No insurance involved and the charge shows up as Healthlabs. You could say it's just for a blood panel / checkup.

**DRick** · 04-16-20 01:58

Just curious if anybody has ever been tested or knows a super discreet way to go about testing.

Been reading up lately and didn't know JUST HOW MANY std's can transmit via oral sex.

Syphillis, Ghonnoreah, Trich, Chlamydia etc.

Also how many could have little to no symptoms and you could have for years and never know.

1) where / how to get tested discreetly without using health insurance?

2) if positive, how to make up story can you tell a significant other if it's an STD that is said to ONLY transmit sexually?

Apparently in very rare cases, you could get Trich from sharing a dirty towel but not like or probable. Not true of Ghonnoreah or Chlamydia though.

Anyone ever had to make something up? Did you get away with it?

Any way to slip some antibiotics into some food?

**Glockman** · 04-14-20 15:28

Originally Posted by BucketList4 [View Original Post]

Has anyone heard anything from Manda1979, is she still around? I have not seen anything from her in quite sometime.

I talk to her from time to time. She has retired for the moment and probably ditched her husband.

**BucketList4** · 04-14-20 11:57

Has anyone heard anything from Manda1979, is she still around? I have not seen anything from her in quite sometime.

**MrZapp** · 04-09-20 06:19

Originally Posted by Kabarakh [View Original Post]

It's more than 3 days for most, but if you're one of the high risk categories you're unlikely to be asymptomatic for nearly as long as the average person. There's also a generally very low chance in terms of running into someone with corona virus in Memphis currently.

I guess the point I was trying to make is that only an extreme amount of prophylactic effort is going to stop you from getting the virus if you're engaging in any intimate contact with someone who is contagious. It's almost impossible, honestly. Just slapping on some PPE isn't going to cut it. So if you're gambling, just be aware that you're gambling that the person isn't infected. Or that you're not going to be seriously ill from the virus. Absolutely not that you're being safe enough.

WELL SAID. I bet 75% of us Mongers have several of the Co-MORBIDITY factors. Smoker? Over weight? Diabetis? COPD? Lung issues?? Over 50? Each of these is an increased factor in death from the virus. NOW - a glory hole with a condom. Not sharing the same air space. Go for it. HEY - I might have a new service!

**Kabarakh** · 04-08-20 14:14

Originally Posted by MrZapp [View Original Post]

Is it really worth it?? I guess if you want to take a chance with your life. . . .

It's more than 3 days for most, but if you're one of the high risk categories you're unlikely to be asymptomatic for nearly as long as the average person. There's also a generally very low chance in terms of running into someone with corona virus in Memphis currently.

I guess the point I was trying to make is that only an extreme amount of prophylactic effort is going to stop you from getting the virus if you're engaging in any intimate contact with someone who is contagious. It's almost impossible, honestly. Just slapping on some PPE isn't going to cut it. So if you're gambling, just be aware that you're gambling that the person isn't infected. Or that you're not going to be seriously ill from the virus. Absolutely not that you're being safe enough.

**MrZapp** · 04-08-20 10:15

Is it really worth it?? I guess if you want to take a chance with your life. . . .

Originally Posted by Kabarakh [View Original Post]

Unless you're using quarantine measures it won't make much of a difference. The virus lives on surfaces as well for quite a while, and is pretty aggressively airborne in general. Very likely to get on, say, your clothes laying in the corner of the room and transferring that way.

Considering how much most of these providers smoke, it's somewhat unlikely they would be infected without presenting symptoms. The highest risk of death is if you're old, immuno-compromised, a smoker, have a history of flu / pneumonia, have asthma or otherwise weakened respiratory system. If you fall into one of those categories. Your only actual safe option is to steer clear. The virus isn't as deadly as most pandemics in terms of CFR / mortality rate, but it is by far one of the most aggressively infectious ones we've seen in a while.

**MrZapp** · 04-08-20 10:14

Is a sure fire way to get the virus. Even wearing a mask will not blok the virus. Mucous membrane to mucous membrane will deliver a really good dose. Good luck on Russian Roulete.

Originally Posted by GenioDan [View Original Post]

I might have to try that. Wearing a mask while fucking is a little bit weird. I think I have to do it k-9. I am still scared though. Not for myself but catch it and pass it to my older folks who are vulnerable.

In the mean time, since I am staying at home, I am texting and messing with scammers especially the ones who does not take cash and only do digital payments. I would be texting with them for hours and just mess with them while laughing my ass off. I know I am pathetic but I am really bored staying at home all day!

**MrZapp** · 04-08-20 10:12

Originally Posted by GenioDan [View Original Post]

I might have to try that. Wearing a mask while fucking is a little bit weird. I think I have to do it k-9. I am still scared though. Not for myself but catch it and pass it to my older folks who are vulnerable.

In the mean time, since I am staying at home, I am texting and messing with scammers especially the ones who does not take cash and only do digital payments. I would be texting with them for hours and just mess with them while laughing my ass off. I know I am pathetic but I am really bored staying at home all day!

Texting gives the scammers YOUR NUMBER which they sell. I would back that off. . .

**GenioDan** · 04-06-20 14:49

Originally Posted by JeffersonDavis [View Original Post]

I've done it. Safety first right! Except I require bbj so I pick and choose my battles.

I might have to try that. Wearing a mask while fucking is a little bit weird. I think I have to do it k-9. I am still scared though. Not for myself but catch it and pass it to my older folks who are vulnerable.

In the mean time, since I am staying at home, I am texting and messing with scammers especially the ones who does not take cash and only do digital payments. I would be texting with them for hours and just mess with them while laughing my ass off. I know I am pathetic but I am really bored staying at home all day!

**JeffersonDavis** · 03-31-20 23:00

Originally Posted by GenioDan [View Original Post]

Hey mongers,

How do you guys feel about wearing face masks and surgical gloves when visiting a provider? And even keep the face mask on the whole time? Has anybody done that way?

I've done it. Safety first right! Except I require bbj so I pick and choose my battles.

**Kabarakh** · 03-31-20 10:21

Originally Posted by GenioDan [View Original Post]

Hey mongers,

How do you guys feel about wearing face masks and surgical gloves when visiting a provider? And even keep the face mask on the whole time? Has anybody done that way?

Unless you're using quarantine measures it won't make much of a difference. The virus lives on surfaces as well for quite a while, and is pretty aggressively airborne in general. Very likely to get on, say, your clothes laying in the corner of the room and transferring that way.

Considering how much most of these providers smoke, it's somewhat unlikely they would be infected without presenting symptoms. The highest risk of death is if you're old, immuno-compromised, a smoker, have a history of flu / pneumonia, have asthma or otherwise weakened respiratory system. If you fall into one of those categories. Your only actual safe option is to steer clear. The virus isn't as deadly as most pandemics in terms of CFR / mortality rate, but it is by far one of the most aggressively infectious ones we've seen in a while.

**Secretshoppa** · 03-31-20 00:01

Originally Posted by GenioDan [View Original Post]

Hey mongers,

How do you guys feel about wearing face masks and surgical gloves when visiting a provider? And even keep the face mask on the whole time? Has anybody done that way?

I understand the concern but honestly if that afraid I just wouldn't visit anyone. Take some Emergen-C and and go for it. LOL.

That's just my opinion. You could just take a temperature and ask a few questions like the hospitals are.

**GenioDan** · 03-30-20 23:40

Hey mongers,

How do you guys feel about wearing face masks and surgical gloves when visiting a provider? And even keep the face mask on the whole time? Has anybody done that way?

**SipGuy** · 03-30-20 18:42

Originally Posted by Feash [View Original Post]

Not so much at the USA guide level, but I play at the ECCIE 300 hour level. Prices last year got way outa hand, wanting 400 for middle aged 6/10's, and couldn't get my emails and phone calls returned. So fuck them now. Saw the same thing in 2009 crash. We'll be fucking 9/10's for 200 in about a month.

Right now I've found the opposite happening. Business is slow and I'm getting quotes 2 x higher than normal. They must be trying to make up for the slowness. We'll see how long they keep this up.