General Reports

**MphsRK** · 07-30-19 18:22

I'm not sure if this is where to ask this question or not. So, if not, my apologies! There have been a few times, within the last week, the last being today, where I'm on the USASG site and my browser just closes out. I was wondering if anyone else has been having issues with the site?

Thanks.

Mphsrk.

**LingualVirtuos** · 07-25-19 03:59

I met a girl named Nikki. She had a tattoo that read Brooklyn on her upper back between her shoulder blades. We chatted briefly in the CVS at Union & Cooper in Midtown / Cooper Young area of Memphis. She was about 5 foot 6 inches tall. Thin but not skinny, medium length straight brown hair. Maybe 115 to 120 lbs. She had really bright blue eyes. That were iridescent. Very nice rear end, medium to small sized breast, and she was with a friend, AA female, short hair. She told me to look her up on Facebook, but I can't remember the spelling of her last name. I have no clue is she is a provider or not, but I am hopeful someone here recognizes her description. If you know who she is, or talk to her, could you please tell her that the gentleman with the badly bruised arm from a car accident who bought her eyeliner for her would love to see her again. Thanks.

**Banger Hard** · 07-22-19 17:15

Originally Posted by Hentai [View Original Post]

I use one of my Strip Club rules for this. I only walk in with the cash I'm willing to blow. Never anything else. Don't even carry my wallet. Just cash in pocket. $20's are strategically placed in different pockets so if I need to pull one $20 bill then I'm not pulling out a wad of mixed bills where anyone can see how much I have.

I have always done it this way. I never bring nore than the agreed upon amount, and I put everything in different pockets to prevent accidental spending (dollar bills always separate from others when in club). One of my first jobs as a new sergeant in the army was to take all the privates to the strip club and teach them the "system". Sit in a row across the front of the stage, separate dollars, don't tip half way through another guys song (just sit together the view is fine and you get more dances that way). Good times and wise advice LOL.

**Iceman61** · 07-21-19 05:34

Originally Posted by Hentai [View Original Post]

I use one of my Strip Club rules for this. I only walk in with the cash I'm willing to blow. Never anything else. Don't even carry my wallet. Just cash in pocket. $20's are strategically placed in different pockets so if I need to pull one $20 bill then I'm not pulling out a wad of mixed bills where anyone can see how much I have.

That's the way I handle it also.

**Hentai** · 07-19-19 11:02

Originally Posted by Cruiser45 [View Original Post]

Sorry that happened. I too have experienced roaming thieving hands during intense moments. I've stumbles into this solution for pixies that help themselves to my pockets when pants are on the floor. I attach a motorcycle rotor lock with audible alarm on a belt loop. If the pants are touched or slightly moved the alarm goes off. I thought of this when I realized the alarm sounds off if I just touch the motorcycle handlebars, or when the wind blows or rain hits it. The one I have sounds three beeps when set, and I just tell the girl that's my car alarm. LOL.

I use one of my Strip Club rules for this. I only walk in with the cash I'm willing to blow. Never anything else. Don't even carry my wallet. Just cash in pocket. $20's are strategically placed in different pockets so if I need to pull one $20 bill then I'm not pulling out a wad of mixed bills where anyone can see how much I have.

**Cruiser45** · 07-19-19 09:06

Originally Posted by BadLuck [View Original Post]

Not a RIP off report on anyone in Memphis. Just my experience with a Girl the other morning somewhere else. I was standing outside the room enjoying the morning air and a young Latina approached me and was saying that she really needed money for gas. Being the guy I am, I offered her $20 bucks for a blowjob. She readily agrees.

We go into my room and I pull my pants down just far enough for her to get to it good. She got started and I could tell that she knew what she was doing. As I was getting ready to cum, she reached around with both hands and pulled me deep down her throat as I shot ropes down her.

As soon as I finish, she hops up and takes her money and out the door she goes.

For some reason I reach back and check my billfold. Its gone. Of course when I went outside she was gone.

She only took me for $42 dollars total, but having to replace everything is a *****. Sad thing is, she was a top 3 in the head department and I would have gladly given her the money as a tip.

Just wanted to warn you guys to always know where your money is at at all times, preferably somewhere she can't reach.

Sorry that happened. I too have experienced roaming thieving hands during intense moments. I've stumbles into this solution for pixies that help themselves to my pockets when pants are on the floor. I attach a motorcycle rotor lock with audible alarm on a belt loop. If the pants are touched or slightly moved the alarm goes off. I thought of this when I realized the alarm sounds off if I just touch the motorcycle handlebars, or when the wind blows or rain hits it. The one I have sounds three beeps when set, and I just tell the girl that's my car alarm. LOL.

**BadLuck** · 07-18-19 10:52

Not a RIP off report on anyone in Memphis. Just my experience with a Girl the other morning somewhere else. I was standing outside the room enjoying the morning air and a young Latina approached me and was saying that she really needed money for gas. Being the guy I am, I offered her $20 bucks for a blowjob. She readily agrees.

We go into my room and I pull my pants down just far enough for her to get to it good. She got started and I could tell that she knew what she was doing. As I was getting ready to cum, she reached around with both hands and pulled me deep down her throat as I shot ropes down her.

As soon as I finish, she hops up and takes her money and out the door she goes.

For some reason I reach back and check my billfold. Its gone. Of course when I went outside she was gone.

She only took me for $42 dollars total, but having to replace everything is a *****. Sad thing is, she was a top 3 in the head department and I would have gladly given her the money as a tip.

Just wanted to warn you guys to always know where your money is at at all times, preferably somewhere she can't reach.

**Cumndumn73** · 07-15-19 12:06

Originally Posted by CatDaddy#2 [View Original Post]

BC was a legend for sure. He was a good friend to me too.

C. D2 he was the best. There will never be another one like him.

**Cat Daddy #2** · 07-15-19 11:23

Originally Posted by Cumndumn73 [View Original Post]

Me to M. C. And G.

BC was a legend for sure. He was a good friend to me too.

**Cumndumn73** · 07-09-19 13:26

Originally Posted by Slowhand50 [View Original Post]

Almost as many variations of Lexi as there are provider handles ending in Love.

I need to invent a random-name generator app for escorts LOL.

Good idea Slowhand50. LOL. I bet it was Lexie Love.

**Cumndumn73** · 07-09-19 13:21

Originally Posted by OlderMan [View Original Post]

Is this the same lexi that used to be with Aires.

Good question. O. M.

**OlderMan** · 07-09-19 12:16

Originally Posted by Slowhand50 [View Original Post]

Almost as many variations of Lexi as there are provider handles ending in Love.

I need to invent a random-name generator app for escorts LOL.

Is this the same lexi that used to be with Aires.

**Slowhand50** · 07-09-19 12:12

Originally Posted by Cumndumn73 [View Original Post]

Road W. There are a lot of Lexi which one did you see?

Almost as many variations of Lexi as there are provider handles ending in Love.

I need to invent a random-name generator app for escorts LOL.

**Cumndumn73** · 07-09-19 11:43

Originally Posted by RoadWarrior88 [View Original Post]

Hey, was looking for some Viagra if anyone had any available or point me in the right direction.

Been needing help getting up but I've seen Lexi recently and she's been helping. Always a blast with her best BBJ I've had.

Road W. There are a lot of Lexi which one did you see?

**RoadWarrior88** · 07-07-19 18:09

Hey, was looking for some Viagra if anyone had any available or point me in the right direction.

Been needing help getting up but I've seen Lexi recently and she's been helping. Always a blast with her best BBJ I've had.