Strip Club Reports

[ThotLover95]

I have a type: Skinny, athletic and hot. Height doesn't matter. No thick girls. Just not my style. With that being said, 5 gets me laid guaranteed. I can try with 4 in negotiations but 5 is the sweet spot. Now is that GPS- Yes. At CF, 2 can get you there and 3 for sure. That being said, you better dress and look clean. Otherwise you'll never land that hot Latina. Look good, smell good, and come with some bank and you'll get what you want. You don't have to do any of that but don't expect to land that hot blonde for 30 minutes upstairs saying she's your "cum dumpster" so you can blow a nut in the bag with her legs over your shoulders. This isn't a flex but I've seen some of the hottest girls in and out of the club and I'm no Calvin Klein model. So when I hear how dudes are striking out and can't get girls to even look their way I'm utterly confused. Hygiene goes a long way. Maybe fitness too. Just my two cents.

Dunno, from what people have told me, try Val and see if she will fuck for $500. The G P S girls at Desire are probably more than 5. Any success with bareback?

[Style20]

Straddling girls and thrusting between her breasts.

Oh damn. Thanks.

[New One]

I know this will be a stupid question but what Is a Russian. I always see on stg also it says Russian breast. What does that mean?

Straddling girls and thrusting between her breasts.

[CoolKid96]

I know this will be a stupid question but what Is a Russian. I always see on stg also it says Russian breast. What does that mean?

Best way to find out what the abbreviations mean is either to go to "Urban dictionary", or look above on this page where it says "Abbreviations", 5th column to the right in blue, and scroll down.

[Style20]

That is all Rain / Reign will do! She looks at you and smiles the whole time which is kind of nice but nothing more other than some Russian. Haven't seen her in a while but know she lost some weight during covid and it appeared her tits shrank as well. Are they still quite large?

I know this will be a stupid question but what Is a Russian. I always see on stg also it says Russian breast. What does that mean?

[ThotLover95]

That is all Rain / Reign will do! She looks at you and smiles the whole time which is kind of nice but nothing more other than some Russian. Haven't seen her in a while but know she lost some weight during covid and it appeared her tits shrank as well. Are they still quite large?

And I thought I was special! Just kidding! Fake, fake, fake, like every dancer here. At least most of us are not stupid enough to seriously date or knock up one of these tragic characters! I hope so but I know I am wrong from what I hear about their lives! Hahaha, the guys are in for a world of hurt! Simps keep on DMing and chasing these hoes, before your nice date when she acted all lovey, she prob had a customers dick in her mouth!

Yes, they are still a good size! Good time and nice dancer, but I don't think I'll be back.

[AttitudePenshn]

I have a type: Skinny, athletic and hot. Height doesn't matter. No thick girls. Just not my style. With that being said, 5 gets me laid guaranteed. I can try with 4 in negotiations but 5 is the sweet spot. Now is that GPS- Yes. At CF, 2 can get you there and 3 for sure. That being said, you better dress and look clean. Otherwise you'll never land that hot Latina. Look good, smell good, and come with some bank and you'll get what you want. You don't have to do any of that but don't expect to land that hot blonde for 30 minutes upstairs saying she's your "cum dumpster" so you can blow a nut in the bag with her legs over your shoulders. This isn't a flex but I've seen some of the hottest girls in and out of the club and I'm no Calvin Klein model. So when I hear how dudes are striking out and can't get girls to even look their way I'm utterly confused. Hygiene goes a long way. Maybe fitness too. Just my two cents.

[Willy O]

Guys I finally had a successful room at the Desire golden pussy syndrome club. Went on Sunday and was approached by Rain again. I opted for a room and she knew what I was there for, she got down on her knees and immediately began a handjob until I was drained. Didn't seem anything more was on possible. Saw the other golden pussy girls some doing rooms, told one of the guys in the bathroom after and he admitted a dancer was too expensive and he felt hipped, too bad bro LOL.

That is all Rain / Reign will do! She looks at you and smiles the whole time which is kind of nice but nothing more other than some Russian. Haven't seen her in a while but know she lost some weight during covid and it appeared her tits shrank as well. Are they still quite large?

[ThotLover95]

Guys I finally had a successful room at the Desire golden pussy syndrome club. Went on Sunday and was approached by Rain again. I opted for a room and she knew what I was there for, she got down on her knees and immediately began a handjob until I was drained. Didn't seem anything more was on possible. Saw the other golden pussy girls some doing rooms, told one of the guys in the bathroom after and he admitted a dancer was too expensive and he felt hipped, too bad bro LOL.

[RobertABouy]

Went over to see what was up. Parking lot was jammed. Go in the club, no one in there, but the show was upstairs. Needless to say, very weird event. A ton of guys stayed down with girls who weren't participating. I went up and decided it was too strange for a club and bailed to first floor.

They need to REALLY figure out what moves the needle there. This didn't. Upstairs had maybe 25 people that weren't dancers or employees. Tons of dancers, but if they were downstairs, they would be busier than most other clubs. Just weird idea.

[LongHauler]

Real talk bro name which dancers are not sleazy liars, broken people, and mentally ill drug addicts who will say anything to get your money. Dancers have made a series of failed choices in their lives and all the dollars in the world are not going to change the hole they have inside. 1 percentage with rehab and therapy may turn it around but the rest are fucked people and terrible people. Get what you want and then avoid them like the plague.

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

Sorry you guys had such bad experiences. I didn't.

[ThotLover95]

Is there really a stripper named Bipolar? LOL.

My bad bro. It should read that Val, Remy, Sky, and Sara have massive GPS or are a waste of time. The rest he said are reliable and he put Alice in a special bipolar category cause he says her and her friends are wackjobs. Was his opinion, I don't know what she looks like having been 5 times, but will try a reliable picks next time I go.

[ThotLover95]

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

Real talk bro name which dancers are not sleazy liars, broken people, and mentally ill drug addicts who will say anything to get your money. Dancers have made a series of failed choices in their lives and all the dollars in the world are not going to change the hole they have inside. 1 percentage with rehab and therapy may turn it around but the rest are fucked people and terrible people. Get what you want and then avoid them like the plague.

[DandanSmash182]

Is there really a stripper named Bipolar? LOL.

I was hanging with one of my boys about striking out and he told me the same thing you guys said that they don't know me yet. What was crazy is that he had a lot of opinions and experience with the girls but he didn't want to share them with me right off the bat because he was keeping that part of his life private (he has a wife and kids) I showed him the post from robert here and he laughed and had me take some notes and did a short run down like that. I asked if I could post it and he said he doesn't give a fuck LOL, here are the notes.

Wastes of time and G-P-S.

Val.

Remy.

Sky.

Sara.

Reliable.

Reign.

Stella.

Valarie.

Lucy.

Sassy.

Lisa.

Selena.

Kimmie.

Bipolar.

Alice.

Said he was curious what you guys thought but doesn't have time to read this place.

[ThotLover95]

I was hanging with one of my boys about striking out and he told me the same thing you guys said that they don't know me yet. What was crazy is that he had a lot of opinions and experience with the girls but he didn't want to share them with me right off the bat because he was keeping that part of his life private (he has a wife and kids) I showed him the post from robert here and he laughed and had me take some notes and did a short run down like that. I asked if I could post it and he said he doesn't give a fuck LOL, here are the notes.

Wastes of time and G-P-S.

Val.

Remy.

Sky.

Sara.

Reliable.

Reign.

Stella.

Valarie.

Lucy.

Sassy.

Lisa.

Selena.

Kimmie.

Bipolar.

Alice.

Said he was curious what you guys thought but doesn't have time to read this place.