Strip Club Reports

[AttitudePenshn]

I have a type: Skinny, athletic and hot. Height doesn't matter. No thick girls. Just not my style. With that being said, 5 gets me laid guaranteed. I can try with 4 in negotiations but 5 is the sweet spot. Now is that GPS- Yes. At CF, 2 can get you there and 3 for sure. That being said, you better dress and look clean. Otherwise you'll never land that hot Latina. Look good, smell good, and come with some bank and you'll get what you want. You don't have to do any of that but don't expect to land that hot blonde for 30 minutes upstairs saying she's your "cum dumpster" so you can blow a nut in the bag with her legs over your shoulders. This isn't a flex but I've seen some of the hottest girls in and out of the club and I'm no Calvin Klein model. So when I hear how dudes are striking out and can't get girls to even look their way I'm utterly confused. Hygiene goes a long way. Maybe fitness too. Just my two cents.

[Willy O]

Guys I finally had a successful room at the Desire golden pussy syndrome club. Went on Sunday and was approached by Rain again. I opted for a room and she knew what I was there for, she got down on her knees and immediately began a handjob until I was drained. Didn't seem anything more was on possible. Saw the other golden pussy girls some doing rooms, told one of the guys in the bathroom after and he admitted a dancer was too expensive and he felt hipped, too bad bro LOL.

That is all Rain / Reign will do! She looks at you and smiles the whole time which is kind of nice but nothing more other than some Russian. Haven't seen her in a while but know she lost some weight during covid and it appeared her tits shrank as well. Are they still quite large?

[ThotLover95]

Guys I finally had a successful room at the Desire golden pussy syndrome club. Went on Sunday and was approached by Rain again. I opted for a room and she knew what I was there for, she got down on her knees and immediately began a handjob until I was drained. Didn't seem anything more was on possible. Saw the other golden pussy girls some doing rooms, told one of the guys in the bathroom after and he admitted a dancer was too expensive and he felt hipped, too bad bro LOL.

[RobertABouy]

Went over to see what was up. Parking lot was jammed. Go in the club, no one in there, but the show was upstairs. Needless to say, very weird event. A ton of guys stayed down with girls who weren't participating. I went up and decided it was too strange for a club and bailed to first floor.

They need to REALLY figure out what moves the needle there. This didn't. Upstairs had maybe 25 people that weren't dancers or employees. Tons of dancers, but if they were downstairs, they would be busier than most other clubs. Just weird idea.

[LongHauler]

Real talk bro name which dancers are not sleazy liars, broken people, and mentally ill drug addicts who will say anything to get your money. Dancers have made a series of failed choices in their lives and all the dollars in the world are not going to change the hole they have inside. 1 percentage with rehab and therapy may turn it around but the rest are fucked people and terrible people. Get what you want and then avoid them like the plague.

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

Sorry you guys had such bad experiences. I didn't.

[ThotLover95]

Is there really a stripper named Bipolar? LOL.

My bad bro. It should read that Val, Remy, Sky, and Sara have massive GPS or are a waste of time. The rest he said are reliable and he put Alice in a special bipolar category cause he says her and her friends are wackjobs. Was his opinion, I don't know what she looks like having been 5 times, but will try a reliable picks next time I go.

[ThotLover95]

She's also a sleazy liar who'll say anything she needs to get your money. I never had a good session with her. She got knocked up, she's going to keep it. Sucks to see those puppies are going to be deflated soon. What a shame.

Real talk bro name which dancers are not sleazy liars, broken people, and mentally ill drug addicts who will say anything to get your money. Dancers have made a series of failed choices in their lives and all the dollars in the world are not going to change the hole they have inside. 1 percentage with rehab and therapy may turn it around but the rest are fucked people and terrible people. Get what you want and then avoid them like the plague.

[DandanSmash182]

Is there really a stripper named Bipolar? LOL.

I was hanging with one of my boys about striking out and he told me the same thing you guys said that they don't know me yet. What was crazy is that he had a lot of opinions and experience with the girls but he didn't want to share them with me right off the bat because he was keeping that part of his life private (he has a wife and kids) I showed him the post from robert here and he laughed and had me take some notes and did a short run down like that. I asked if I could post it and he said he doesn't give a fuck LOL, here are the notes.

Wastes of time and G-P-S.

Val.

Remy.

Sky.

Sara.

Reliable.

Reign.

Stella.

Valarie.

Lucy.

Sassy.

Lisa.

Selena.

Kimmie.

Bipolar.

Alice.

Said he was curious what you guys thought but doesn't have time to read this place.

[ThotLover95]

I was hanging with one of my boys about striking out and he told me the same thing you guys said that they don't know me yet. What was crazy is that he had a lot of opinions and experience with the girls but he didn't want to share them with me right off the bat because he was keeping that part of his life private (he has a wife and kids) I showed him the post from robert here and he laughed and had me take some notes and did a short run down like that. I asked if I could post it and he said he doesn't give a fuck LOL, here are the notes.

Wastes of time and G-P-S.

Val.

Remy.

Sky.

Sara.

Reliable.

Reign.

Stella.

Valarie.

Lucy.

Sassy.

Lisa.

Selena.

Kimmie.

Bipolar.

Alice.

Said he was curious what you guys thought but doesn't have time to read this place.

[RobertABouy]

Patience is a virtue. I was "invisible" my first 4-5 visits. Caught a break, and I'm in the club now.

Just went today and had 2 great VIP sessions. Both with girls that were new to me. One will be in the rotation. The other, not so much.

Thanks for all the PM's on my post a few down from this one with the Fantasies listing. Quite a few guys have given me good feedback and I have been keeping track of new girls and any feedback on the unknowns. Don't want to spam post that monster everyday obviously, but once a week may do it. A few guys stated it helped them get by the time wasters and right to the better girls. Which is what we're here for. Actually, one of the PM's led directly to one of the VIPs I had today. So keep them coming. Update next week.

[Joey1994]

Patience is a virtue. I was "invisible" my first 4-5 visits. Caught a break, and I'm in the club now.

[RobertABouy]

Tried it. Nothing. Thinking it maybe me fellas. Just a bunch of dancers with regulars. Only saw one girl by herself blonde lots of tats I approached her she said she had to go and went to these guys at the bar and mooched drinks. Maybe saw the tall soccer mom but also with guys. Tall, olive skin tone and curly black hair. Really cute but again with guys. Went to back room and again back with guys. I'm thinking these clubs just require work and being there a lot. If the dancers don't know you it's a scam or a waste of time.

It takes a couple visit for them to see you as a "regular". Think of it from their perspective. New guy, never seen him. Could he be a cop? Or a nut job? Most dancers will pass on first meet. A few are a little more bold and anything goes. As far as the "regulars", the dancers go to them for free drinks. Fantasies has quite a few "bar flies". Most of the time, they are not good in VIP. Exceptions exist, but less common.

Couple that with new dancers, it can be a crap shoot. Other days, it is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[ThotLover95]

Tried it. Nothing. Thinking it maybe me fellas. Just a bunch of dancers with regulars. Only saw one girl by herself blonde lots of tats I approached her she said she had to go and went to these guys at the bar and mooched drinks. Maybe saw the tall soccer mom but also with guys. Tall, olive skin tone and curly black hair. Really cute but again with guys. Went to back room and again back with guys. I'm thinking these clubs just require work and being there a lot. If the dancers don't know you it's a scam or a waste of time.

[Joey1994]

You can't put lipstick on a pig. A ton of new girls over the last couple months and I had hoped they'd be different. Nope. Still running the same racket as before. I truly don't know why I keep going there.

LOL. I hear you. Some women there are great. And they know how to make $$.

The rest; I'm fascinated to know if they are making dough. Saw Riley last Saturday night. New girl used to work at caddy. Pretty girl next door black hair. Ripped her on stage.

Chatted at the bar. No GFE. Laughed at 250 for BBBJ. She didn't even counter. Found a cute curvy Brazilian (forgot her name; heavy accent and glasses) who was more than happy to take care of me for $200. Hung around for about an hour having drinks. Kept an eye on Riley; never left the floor w anyone.

Also chatted with Willow. Very pretty, athletic brunette. Didn't pursue bc we are in the same profession.

[RobertABouy]

Figured I would take a minute or ten to give my rundown of girls there:

Theses are my observations and opinions only. If you disagree, I will be glad to hear it! Feel free to add names and repost!

Wastes of time:

Joy (will milk you for drinks and make you do glorified lap dances in VIP. Pass!

Marley- pain in the ass. Will get naked in VIP and give a handy, promises more, never delivers.

Sansa- nice girl, great body, limited menu.

Symphony- limited to HJ.

Autumn- I have had zero luck, others claim access.

Bella- young hottie, no extras.

Morgan-no extras.

Princess-scammer, promises vague, nada in VIP.

Tia-worst scammer there.

Kendra-no extras.

Arianna-no extras.

Good to go:

Kira-reliable MILF.

Meadow-reliable, crazy MILF. BB available.

Scarlet / Madison-sweetheart and reliable.

Gigi-expensive spinner, but fun.

Reign- hard to land hottie, mediocre fun.

Anastasia-Athletic bigger girl, great time.

Cali- fun Brazilian girl, smells like coconuts (you've been warned).

Diamond-fun MILF.

Jenny (not there anymore).

Sophia-fun stoner chick from Brazil. Has lesbo tendencies.

Mari-heard fun.

Valentina- fun.

Dayana- fun, stinky at time, does Greek.

Lacy-cheap, but dirty fun.

Unknowns:

Kendall-nice AA, been close once.

Summer-VIP before Covid was fun, need to see now.

Daria.

Sativa-young hottie, rumor is no extras.

Violet-young hottie, rumor is no extras.

Samantha-.

Vanity-.

Stephania.

Kathy.

Desi.

Bambi.

Eva.