Strip Club Reports

[Joey1994]

Was thinking about the good old days.

Haven't seen Chanel since pre Covid. Sexy strawberry blonde. No tattoos except for a Celtic cross tramp stamp. Girl next door type. Fun in VIP. Open for takeout as well.

Anyone seen her?

[MosesBlack]

I tried to hit CD on a Friday night, haven't been at night since pre-pandemic and it was so busy I couldn't even park.

Were they giving away free blowjobs?

Free? No. As I posted some total suckers are paying up to $2000 to hang out with fat dancers at CD, the thirst is real. BJs are part of it. I have been visiting Fantasies, some dancers just as hot and WAYYYY more reasonable.

People should boycott Desire and that GPS. If I had known about CF I would not have stepped foot into Desire.

[Finder117]

I tried to hit CD on a Friday night, haven't been at night since pre-pandemic and it was so busy I couldn't even park.

Were they giving away free blowjobs?

[Brian551]

I think the blonde is the one I recently talked to and her pussy smelled really really bad. I didn't say anything but it was gross. I couldn't do it and just got the fuck out of there. I don't even want to think how many guys they service per shift. I've hung out after doing a room with swallow at CD and some will just leave the VIP and kiss the next customer on the cheek. At least go to the dressing room and clean up. Very unhygienic.

Was in at CF the other day and Diana approached while I was at the bar. She was very aggressive however the smell of her breath was such a turn off it turned into a hard no.

[PSlag56]

You say caramel skin. Was she a Latina?

Called herself "Spanish", FWIW.

[MosesBlack]

Spent day shift going into night change. Grabs some drinks chatted with some girls, found couple girls like Dianna and Mary that's 200 covered FS, took Dianna for a ride, she's hot and foreign with blonde hair language was bit rough but she was uppity and ready to get it on by ripping my pants off in VIP.

Mary's short black with tattoes and phat ass.

I think the blonde is the one I recently talked to and her pussy smelled really really bad. I didn't say anything but it was gross. I couldn't do it and just got the fuck out of there. I don't even want to think how many guys they service per shift. I've hung out after doing a room with swallow at CD and some will just leave the VIP and kiss the next customer on the cheek. At least go to the dressing room and clean up. Very unhygienic.

[Scorpio1981]

You say caramel skin. Was she a Latina?

I went to Fantasies for the first time in years (decades even?) mid Thursday afternoon. One girl on the stage, more than half a dozen around the room, and about the same number of customers. It took a good 15 minutes for my eyes to accustom to the dark, so I could at least tell what species the girls were. There were at least two girls of the type I like best (long and lean, with moderate natural tits), and one was about to go on stage, when "Chanty" sat down and said hello. Same body type, caramel skin, pretty to my eyes. We agreed that the dancer going on stage had a lovely ass, and Chanty's was in the same league. A little more flirting, an overpriced drink for her, and we agreed on a dance for $200 (+ $40 house).

In the room, we stripped her down, a little light kissing, then she began a HJ. I dropped trou, sat down, and she started licking the boy, then sucking, then got on me and rode (no penetration). My turn, DATY with some overly fake moaning, then I turned her around with a rimming. At some point, we discussed anal, but her experiences to date hadn't been good. I recommended she try it with an experienced mature man if she really wants to know what it's like. Anyways, I stood up, and she proceeded to suck me, at first a little too fast, but I got her to slow down. (all those pornos with hammer blow job have ruined it). I warned her I was coming, and she switched over to a HJ for the finish all over her lovely tits. She gave me her phone number, with the suggestion we meet at her house next time. If I go, it will be if she agrees to greek, and I'll be able to report on the other forum.

[MosesBlack]

As I always say, afternoons almost always than night girls for extras. Not saying it's not possible, I just haven't logged the hrs to get a good feel for most of the ladies. I RARELY go to other clubs. Almost all others have GPS. Fantasies, it is right in my sweet spot..

I'm going to have to try nights since most afternoons don't fit my schedule. I could do weekend afternoons but from reading here they seem like a bust. I'll see. I want a new spot because CD has lost its luster. I don't get what is up with that place, it's a subtle energy thing, I just don't enjoy the dancers or the drama. It's like girlfriend rental with all the same bullshit of a relationship just inside a strip club.

[KingOfFours]

Yes, anal is not my thing but wonder if anyone has pulled it off recently at any of the clubs.

I only pulled that off once. But not recently. It was 20 years ago with Cuban Pamela in the late and great El Centro Espanole in Miami, for 80 bucks plus the 20 dollar fuck-tent fee. (Yes, they fucked in tents in there!) She spoke very little English (Aye, Papi!) She was a classic BRS 5, condoms never seen nor even mentioned.

I subsequently left copius spermloads for years afterwards, in all 3 of her holes solo and in bareback threesomes both inside and outside that club, with three different other girls, including her much younger, hot daughter-in-law, who is still active, by the way, and still a very well known escort in Miami!

Pictures of Pamela are here, my post 132, displayed in her natural habitat of El Centro:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...381&viewfull=1#post5309381.

Those pics are from my very first time with Pamela, when I first discovered her in that club and cum-pumped her ass in there.

Here she is during a threesome, years later, with that daughter-in-law, post 57:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...681&viewfull=1#post4939681.

So, to this day, Pamela was the one and only hoe whose ass I inseminated in a strip club. Mainly because those stripper-hoes' asses can get EXTREMELY RIPE by the end of their shifts, and clean-up is SO difficult in a club, and I HATE getting a dick full of shit without a shower being available! Pamela, however, was always clean as a whistle!

[RobertABouy]

Nice report. Anyone have generally decent times to go to Fantasies? I've tried a few weekday nights and they were slow. I want to switch over to CF from Desire because the drama and prices have become too much for me. I also feel like I've fucked my way through too many social circles there. My request is simple, just want a reasonable FS girl. Willing to make repeat visits to reg myself. If OTC is eventually offered even better.

As I always say, afternoons almost always than night girls for extras. Not saying it's not possible, I just haven't logged the hrs to get a good feel for most of the ladies. I RARELY go to other clubs. Almost all others have GPS. Fantasies, it is right in my sweet spot.

On a separate note. Heading to monger heaven next weekend. Going to San Diego. Not there…going to Tijuana…

Been many times and it is a frickin blast. Some of the sexiest women anywhere in the world. It is also one of those places that if you have a weird “kink”, chances are you will find a girl there that can scratch that itch. I have seen skinny girls, obese girls, little people, and tatted up goth girls. They have everything. (By the way, for the record, I am not into any of those so no kink shaming. lol). My favorite girl there actually had a face tattoo, but was so ridiculously beautiful, I couldn’t not take her away to the hotel room upstairs. I usually budget around $1500 for the trip, but I will go down Saturday, Sunday and all day the following Friday. Will likely see a few girls each day. It is awesome and everyone should go if they can.

Everyone brings up safety. I have been dozens of times. Zero issues. Don’t flash cash or jewelry or draw attention to yourself. It is a dangerous city, but Zona Norte has a heavy police and military presence. Shit does happen there, but usually after dark. I go until 7 at the latest and head back. It is the easiest time and safest way.

[MosesBlack]

I went to Fantasies for the first time in years (decades even?) mid Thursday afternoon. One girl on the stage, more than half a dozen around the room, and about the same number of customers. It took a good 15 minutes for my eyes to accustom to the dark, so I could at least tell what species the girls were. There were at least two girls of the type I like best (long and lean, with moderate natural tits), and one was about to go on stage, when "Chanty" sat down and said hello. Same body type, caramel skin, pretty to my eyes. We agreed that the dancer going on stage had a lovely ass, and Chanty's was in the same league. A little more flirting, an overpriced drink for her, and we agreed on a dance for $200 (+ $40 house).

In the room, we stripped her down, a little light kissing, then she began a HJ. I dropped trou, sat down, and she started licking the boy, then sucking, then got on me and rode (no penetration). My turn, DATY with some overly fake moaning, then I turned her around with a rimming. At some point, we discussed anal, but her experiences to date hadn't been good. I recommended she try it with an experienced mature man if she really wants to know what it's like. Anyways, I stood up, and she proceeded to suck me, at first a little too fast, but I got her to slow down. (all those pornos with hammer blow job have ruined it). I warned her I was coming, and she switched over to a HJ for the finish all over her lovely tits. She gave me her phone number, with the suggestion we meet at her house next time. If I go, it will be if she agrees to greek, and I'll be able to report on the other forum.

Nice report. Anyone have generally decent times to go to Fantasies? I've tried a few weekday nights and they were slow. I want to switch over to CF from Desire because the drama and prices have become too much for me. I also feel like I've fucked my way through too many social circles there. My request is simple, just want a reasonable FS girl. Willing to make repeat visits to reg myself. If OTC is eventually offered even better.

[PSlag56]

L4 is anal, or as my ex-girlfriend called it, "5th base".

LOL! Hope to get there someday in the VIP.

[PSlag56]

I went to Fantasies for the first time in years (decades even?) mid Thursday afternoon. One girl on the stage, more than half a dozen around the room, and about the same number of customers. It took a good 15 minutes for my eyes to accustom to the dark, so I could at least tell what species the girls were. There were at least two girls of the type I like best (long and lean, with moderate natural tits), and one was about to go on stage, when "Chanty" sat down and said hello. Same body type, caramel skin, pretty to my eyes. We agreed that the dancer going on stage had a lovely ass, and Chanty's was in the same league. A little more flirting, an overpriced drink for her, and we agreed on a dance for $200 (+ $40 house).

In the room, we stripped her down, a little light kissing, then she began a HJ. I dropped trou, sat down, and she started licking the boy, then sucking, then got on me and rode (no penetration). My turn, DATY with some overly fake moaning, then I turned her around with a rimming. At some point, we discussed anal, but her experiences to date hadn't been good. I recommended she try it with an experienced mature man if she really wants to know what it's like. Anyways, I stood up, and she proceeded to suck me, at first a little too fast, but I got her to slow down. (all those pornos with hammer blow job have ruined it). I warned her I was coming, and she switched over to a HJ for the finish all over her lovely tits. She gave me her phone number, with the suggestion we meet at her house next time. If I go, it will be if she agrees to greek, and I'll be able to report on the other forum.

[SnoozeULoose4]

Anybody have experience with her? She is very tall, in the platform shoes, short dark hair, a southern belle for sure. Have taken her to VIP. But got no hint of extras. Wondering if more is available.

[MosesBlack]

I guess its time to bring back my BRS (Bareback Rating Scale), which I invented some 20 years ago on a private email site, but it had fallen into disuse. It is a 1 to 5 point scale, indicating the ease or difficulty for getting a girl to fuck bareback:

BRS 1: No chance.

BRS 2: It took a LOT of work, and / or a HUGE upsell, but I finally got her to take bare cock in cunnt.

BRS 3: It took a bit of discussion, and/or a small upsell, but I got in raw fairly easily.

BRS 4: There was minimal discussion, and/or a small but reasonable upsell, and I got in raw very easily.

BRS 5: There was zero discussion and no condoms mentioned nor in sight, she just climbed on and shoved it into her cunnt raw..

This is why if you're able (not married, etc.) A regular FWB is a better choice than a sex worker since they are mostly bare level 3 or higher. Even Tinder or Bumble dates tend to go raw rather early for better or worse. If a girl I was seeing regularly did not want to go raw I'd be skeptical.