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[WhenWhen]

Well thats not that far. I wonder if she'll take a call from one of her old friends from here? What a cute tiny ass! Thanks Poo for finding that gem! How do you do it?

She has moved back to NYC. I wish her and her tiny ass well. Hopefully she will some day return to our dumpy part of the world.

Poo

[ILoveThatPoo]

She has moved back to NYC. I wish her and her tiny ass well. Hopefully she will some day return to our dumpy part of the world.

Poo

[Member #4554]

Just a heads up everyone. I have my costume ready and will be at the Art Cinema for the Halloween party! Let's see how many of ya can find me.

I can't wait to go! I'm so looking forward to a fun, sex-filled night of pleasure. Hope to see ya there. Be safe all, Stacy. Xoxo.

[Member #4554]

Hi Everyone! Hope all is well! Things are calming down somewhat finally in my life or at least they have stabilized for the time being. I will be going back to Vt. For a week near the end of November to see how things are going. And don't forget.. I'd love company from 10/21 through 11/3!

I did finally get a message to the Good Dr. About a possible Halloween party at the Cinema, otherwise. My house!

And before I head off to bed. I believe I owe you a cpl. Of jokes, and even a Halloween one to get ya in the mood!

As always, be safe.

Joke # 1:

Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty:

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag. OH! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

HeHe!

And #2:

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said, 'TWO PROSTITUTES. $50. 00. ' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that moment, another car passed with a sign saying, 'JESUS SAVES. ' The hookers asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, 'Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion. ' So the two ladies took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving aound with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read, 'TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER. $50. 00. '

And as a last special treat: Here's a quick one:

MasterCard For Men.

Cover charge: $15. 00.

Round of drinks: $23. 00.

Table dance: $30. 00.

Another round of drinks: $23. 00.

Couch dance and tips: $50. 00.

A round of shots: $34. 00.

Private dance in your hotel room: $300. 00.

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy.

For everything else, there's MasterCard!

Talk to you soon, xoxo, Stacy.

[SpunkMonkey9]

I was so glad to hear of Stacy's "freedom", that I had to go and celebrate with her. I was thinking the whole time as I drove to her place about her incredible BJ. This girl bar none gives the best head I've ever had. As you can tell, she truly enjoys it, too. It took about 30 seconds (unfortunately, for me) and I was ready to erupt, which I did in her mouth and she was pleased with what she had achieved. This girl loves men and loves cum. Call her or PM her, seniors. She is a sweetheart.

WW.

That clam sure looks like good eatin'

[WhenWhen]

I would love to give your ass a hard spank and your face a shot of cum! I know how much you appreciate the dirty but fun stuff! Sorry to hear about the personal problems you're dealing with. Guys-get in touch with this fine lady and experience an incredible BJ from a true **** who loves all kinds of kinky mayhem. Go see her and bang the snot out of her and cum on her tits and face! She will thank you for it (after she cleans herself up).

Hey Everyone!

Hope this weather is treating you all well. I just wanted to leave a quick message before jaunting off to my lovely job, actually 2 messages. First, I finally sent the good Dr. A message about a Halloween themed evening at the Art. (I already got my costume in mind!) and if that doesn't work out. A party at my place. Fun either way I say! Secondly, I will all alone in my office for 2 weeks from 10/21 until 11/3 in case anyone would like to get together. I know I haven't been here much, I recently had to see a dentist. Yuck and my father has been diagnosed with Stage 2 Colon Cancer and is undergoing chemo and radiation. So I apologize, and I hope you know I would be on here every day if I could. Take care and hope to hear see ya's.

And unfortunately. No time for a joke. But in lieu of a joke, I'll let anyone I met with give me a spank and maybe a pic. Take care everyone and be safe and healthy. Xoxo, Stacy.

[Bell Bottom]

Here's a joke. Hope you're dad's doing OK.

Got a text from my Brother the other day: It read.

Can I stay at your house for a while?

The wife found me measuring my cock.

It just reaches the back of her sister's throat.

Hey Everyone!

Hope this weather is treating you all well. I just wanted to leave a quick message before jaunting off to my lovely job, actually 2 messages. First, I finally sent the good Dr. A message about a Halloween themed evening at the Art. (I already got my costume in mind!) and if that doesn't work out. A party at my place. Fun either way I say! Secondly, I will all alone in my office for 2 weeks from 10/21 until 11/3 in case anyone would like to get together. I know I haven't been here much, I recently had to see a dentist. Yuck and my father has been diagnosed with Stage 2 Colon Cancer and is undergoing chemo and radiation. So I apologize, and I hope you know I would be on here every day if I could. Take care and hope to hear see ya's.

And unfortunately. No time for a joke. But in lieu of a joke, I'll let anyone I met with give me a spank and maybe a pic. Take care everyone and be safe and healthy. Xoxo, Stacy.

[Member #4554]

Hey Everyone!

Hope this weather is treating you all well. I just wanted to leave a quick message before jaunting off to my lovely job, actually 2 messages. First, I finally sent the good Dr. A message about a Halloween themed evening at the Art. (I already got my costume in mind!) and if that doesn't work out. A party at my place. Fun either way I say! Secondly, I will all alone in my office for 2 weeks from 10/21 until 11/3 in case anyone would like to get together. I know I haven't been here much, I recently had to see a dentist. Yuck and my father has been diagnosed with Stage 2 Colon Cancer and is undergoing chemo and radiation. So I apologize, and I hope you know I would be on here every day if I could. Take care and hope to hear see ya's.

And unfortunately. No time for a joke. But in lieu of a joke, I'll let anyone I met with give me a spank and maybe a pic. Take care everyone and be safe and healthy. Xoxo, Stacy.

[SR Only]

Is it love? A match made in heaven? You bet your ass it is. She loves money and I'm in Heaven. Poo

Too fucking funny.

[Member #5570]

Poo, congrats and enjoy your find. I know it takes hard work and lots of luck to find a good piece of ass.

When you're done with her, I'll gladly take her digits.

[Herodotus]

Poo, she sounds dreamy. I'm glad you're in love but if she loves money you know she's in love with many others too, so at least if you share with some of us seniors you know she'll be in good company and not with some scum bag for a quick $.

Yeah poo, plus it's down right cruel to tease those of us that can never seem to find anything in the Waterbury area. We love you and your reports; please share with the few you know. At the very least tell us where we can happen upon her. We are happy for you though!

[A Bubba Here]

Poo, she sounds dreamy. I'm glad you're in love but if she loves money you know she's in love with many others too, so at least if you share with some of us seniors you know she'll be in good company and not with some scum bag for a quick $.

I just sampled what I think is a slice of heaven. So good in fact I will not be sharing this one untill I am bored which may be a long time. I actually am thinking of deleting all if my contacts and retiring she is so dam good. Have you ever come across a piece of ass so sweet, sohot that your eyes tear up looking at her? Your breath comes in short gasps in anticipation of your cock being inside her any moment?

Thank God for condomes or I may have exploded upon impact. As it was I only lasted two min!

Let me share with you what you may not have. 19 years old not a flaw on her any place. Flat stomach long legs small feet. She is super petite at 5' nothing and probably weighs about 95 pounds. All of the tit she is missing (a-cups) is in her perfect round firm ass. She has a shaved kitty that meowed and purred when I went down on it. Squeaky clean and when I say tite I mean like a clamp. So wet so tite and she knows how to use it well. Perky nipples and a sensitive clit.

We did a bit of warm up and from what I could feel of her mouth I was impressed. Excellent oral skills. Gents I tell you that I couldn't keep it in her mouth very long I had to have her! I thought I was dreaming and I needed to do her before I woke up.

Now all that along with $.65 cents will buy you a small coffee. What impressed me the most was the personality. Wise beyond her 19 years a well spoken girl next door type that I used to jerk off to when I was 16. She fit me like a glove. She could put any stripper at the Gold Club to shame the way she had me feeling like we were old friends.

Is it love? A match made in heaven? You bet your ass it is. She loves money and I'm in Heaven.

Poo

[ILoveThatPoo]

I just sampled what I think is a slice of heaven. So good in fact I will not be sharing this one untill I am bored which may be a long time. I actually am thinking of deleting all if my contacts and retiring she is so dam good. Have you ever come across a piece of ass so sweet, sohot that your eyes tear up looking at her? Your breath comes in short gasps in anticipation of your cock being inside her any moment?

Thank God for condomes or I may have exploded upon impact. As it was I only lasted two min!

Let me share with you what you may not have. 19 years old not a flaw on her any place. Flat stomach long legs small feet. She is super petite at 5' nothing and probably weighs about 95 pounds. All of the tit she is missing (a-cups) is in her perfect round firm ass. She has a shaved kitty that meowed and purred when I went down on it. Squeaky clean and when I say tite I mean like a clamp. So wet so tite and she knows how to use it well. Perky nipples and a sensitive clit.

We did a bit of warm up and from what I could feel of her mouth I was impressed. Excellent oral skills. Gents I tell you that I couldn't keep it in her mouth very long I had to have her! I thought I was dreaming and I needed to do her before I woke up.

Now all that along with $.65 cents will buy you a small coffee. What impressed me the most was the personality. Wise beyond her 19 years a well spoken girl next door type that I used to jerk off to when I was 16. She fit me like a glove. She could put any stripper at the Gold Club to shame the way she had me feeling like we were old friends.

Is it love? A match made in heaven? You bet your ass it is. She loves money and I'm in Heaven.

Poo

[WhenWhen]

Exactly. Amen. Not worth it guys.

Thanks for sharing that PM, Pooter.

Exactly why I gave up on the street scene many years ago, way too dangerous, risk / reward factor just isn't worth it, no matter how "good looking" she appears to be from the outside of your vehicle. And one look at the Hartford section of the bust they just had will give you another indication as to what's roaming around out there and how it's not worth driving around at $3. 85 / gallon.

[Erotica123]

Thank you Erotica123 for the sweet lead you sent my way a while ago. She was nice looking white girl with a sweet body and really gave a friendly above average BJ for 60. She loved her nipples pinched hard! Don't get all excited you horn dogs. You probably have already had her especially if you've visited Bristol.

Her easy in and out was perfect. She even made it memorable for me by not rushing, swallowing my whole creamy load, telling me I tasted nice and sweet and refunding me 20 because she "enjoyed" blowing me! Yup she made a repeat customer out of me!

Poo.

On a side note L (an old friend) is back in town she is a tiny white girl almost 30 who is totally ghetto. She likes cash and is willing to trade some ass for it.

Glad you had a good time! She's definitely worth seeing again and she is also a member of this site, so careful what you say.

On another note, I received a call tonight from some unknown number. I usually would never answer that type of call but for some reason I did and boy am I glad! It was one of my regulars that I had lost contact with and fortunately she had saved my number. It was good to hear from her since a few of my A-list regulars are currently on a state paid vacation. Well, we made plans to meet up within the hour and as usual she rocked my world. Will share with a few select members once she has a reliable contact method.