2005 Archived Reports

[crvtbynu]

Stop by EB on Saturday and was a little disappointed at the selection of available talent, no favorites available. I waited for over an hour for the big blonde Kahoots girl with tats to be available from talking with a guy at the bar. Finally arranged a few dances and Whoa!! experienced a brand new attitude that was not good for me. Could be just a bad day, but just a warning to those that have enjoyed in the past, buyers beware.

Haven't been there on a Saturday in a long time. About a year ago things worked out such that over time I ended up stopping at the EB on all different days. Somehow Mondays and Saturdays used to suck (for different reasons). I guess in that regard, things have not improved. Too bad.

crv

[Watching4U]

Stop by EB on Saturday and was a little disappointed at the selection of available talent, no favorites available. I waited for over an hour for the big blonde Kahoots girl with tats to be available from talking with a guy at the bar. Finally arranged a few dances and Whoa!! experienced a brand new attitude that was not good for me. Could be just a bad day, but just a warning to those that have enjoyed in the past, buyers beware.

[stoxnbonds]

Have no fear Stox...my lunch money is firmly invested in good condoms, whiskey, and pussy. Should see me through for a good 30 years.

LOL. I have a client who is mongering his way through retirement blowing vast sums of cash on high-priced tail. He worked so hard building up the nest egg he realized he had only 20 or so years left to enjoy it. Cialis and Viagra changed his life. He's such a sucker for young hotties I had to get him on a mongering budget -- if he's reading this he'll probably be able to figure out who I am and that I'm talking about him, so I better shut up.

Anyway, a friend of mine (big strip club PL) holds himself to a simple rule. For every dollar he spends on the hobby, he puts one away for retirement. Not a bad idea.

Sorry to go OT. I'll end this sub-thread here.

[crvtbynu]

Have no fear Stox...my lunch money is firmly invested in good condoms, whiskey, and pussy. Should see me through for a good 30 years.

Indeed, its confirmed that the ladies do set their own rates for the VIP. It can go as wild or conservative as the lady wants. She pays the bar 5 jacksons in any case. So I'm not sure that the 2fer I mentioned earlier would work at all. Sorry gents. It seems that $300 is a going rate unless you can swindle her down a bit.

True, house fee 100. And with the recent abundance of talent at the blue, the boy/girl ratio can make it worth their while at around $200 outside of a Thu-Sat night. IMHO, offer below this only if they *really* like the time with you (hey, they are human, it sometimes happens) or as an enticement for future outcall (some girls do have good business acumen - made me a couple of times seriously think about breaching my principle of doing take out only when I travel out of state...)

CRV

[Stoner]

Have no fear Stox...my lunch money is firmly invested in good condoms, whiskey, and pussy. Should see me through for a good 30 years.

Indeed, its confirmed that the ladies do set their own rates for the VIP. It can go as wild or conservative as the lady wants. She pays the bar 5 jacksons in any case. So I'm not sure that the 2fer I mentioned earlier would work at all. Sorry gents. It seems that $300 is a going rate unless you can swindle her down a bit.

You simply have to find a way to make it worth her time to be off the floor making money for 30 minutes+.

IMO, take out is king. Had yet another wonderful score with a dancer today. Pure uninterrupted bliss, and no having to look over your shoulder...for far less than the average price for a VIP room special in EB.

Its funny...this dancer has had my number for months now. She called me out of the blue and for the life of me, I can't remember which lady it is and where I know her from!

We meet at non-descript locale in the area. Boy was I happy to see her. She had a real slutty look to her that gets my taste buds watering. Take her to a no-tell in Vernon and have ourselves a ass slapping good time.

Feast or famine...it never ceases to amaze me. Keeping plugging, gents. With my current dance card filled up yet again...my forays into the blue will cease for a while. I can't afford to catch any more fish, or Stoxnbonds will expose the fact that in reality, I am just poor floor mopper in a Bridgeport strip joint who works for tips.

[SpankysMojo]

WOW Boys you are on the ball with this club. Well let me say they were on my balls when I got there. I was ordering my drink when I was grabbed in the ass by someone. I turned to see it was my old friend Jenn from Kahoots Vernon. Guys she is a darlin. Blond short hair down to earth. A bit drunk today but a real nice gal. I bought her a drink and she asked me to sit with her for a while. I sat and she pulled her bar stool within inches from my balls and sat on with me somehow. She gained a few in her trunk and belly. She used to have nice tight abs for a while. Hourglass shape which drove me nuts. She is divorced now. We talked a bit and then she pulled me behind the famous curtain. Man that room was packed with you mongers. She gave me the first one for free just cuz she missed me. I told her I banned Kahoots for the fees. Guys, treat this one nice and she will treat you great. I can't go into details but well worth the ride. Again if you're in there looking for fs, not the girl, and ymmv with her comfort level in you. Her tits are perfect naturals. No outside work either. I had 3 with her then sat and noticed a hot blond with natural d's and very uninhibited on the floor with me. Did't catch her name blonde, pale white skin. Anyway, things changed when we danced. A great dance overall but alot more careful up close. She wouldn't stop rubbing until I did and she wanted me to. I would rather not with my clothes on but she wanted me to I guess so she got it. Don't get me wrong it was fine but getting off like that in a suit isn't my cup of tea. Jen saw me on the way out and asked if she was better, I said she would have to go to dinner with me to find out. She was out at 6 but I can't get back there. Busy man you know. I asked for another night. She said t come find her. I know she wouldn't do take out though for sure and I'm not rich enough to see how many benji's it would take to change that. Good fun though guys thanks for the reviews.

[stoxnbonds]

You can either put that extra cash in a ROTH IRA, or you can go for a 2fer...and let them split the money as they see fit.

Sheesh, we assumed you were already maxing out your Roth and your 401(k) contributions. I mean, if you're hobbying, it's coming out of your excess, right?

Right?

How many mongers are still working 70 hour weeks at age 65 because they had a few too many 2fers in the VIP? LOL. Show of hands please!

Anyway, I made a nice stop at EB a couple of weeks ago. Daytime, with some very attractive ladies. Sorry, but this Czech girl everyone is talking about does nothing for me.

Went for LDs with 5 different girls, 2 songs each to test out the waters. My colleague calls it a 2-by-5 and it seems to be effective. Space the LDs out well. Chat up the ones who seem fun and have a good wit as they try to separate you from your money. Explain to them you do two songs at a time in the LD area with a different girl each time. Make some stupid cracks about variety or whatever. Some dancers don't care, or don't understand. Just let them know -- very clearly -- that you always ask for more dances from the ones that turn you on the most.

If you have balls, tell them what turns you on. Most of the imports will do it if it's not over-the-top.

This is so obvious it's almost painful writing it. But, I just never went about it this way.

I guess I'm not supposed to go into detail about what sorts of things happened in that corner cubby, but it was definitely fun and would be considered pretty good mileage from some high-quality, fun, attractive, imported ladies. All for $200 on a Wednesday afternoon after a pleasant morning of client meetings.

I go to a SC once every few months, and I am continually surprised by how easy it really is to find one or more girls you click with. I can't shake the feeling that after a couple of weeks of steady participation (i.e., cash bleed), I could have digits from several dancers for take out.

Maybe I'm deluded. Who cares.

Enjoy.

[Prober]

I also made an EB stop this afternoon, having been working in the area.

There were a definite abundance of Brazilians today.
I find it interesting that the Brazilian girls all have small boobs, but nice round
asses. Nice genetic trait they seem to share.

Seems that Kahoots is definitely chasing the girls their way.

My regulars were complaining of not making a lot of money today because of the number of girls working. There were lots of guys at the bar, but no one would go up to the stage.

[Ruff Rider]

Great time at an Electric cluB this afternoon. Names and details ommitted to protect the copulent. I really like this place, mostly because it seems to be an absolute silicon free zone. Also, all the girls act real sweet, not because they are sweet necessarily, but because the owner of this place knows how to please customers and expects the dancers to treat the customers well. Had not popped in a few days so the external service was well received and I left VERY happy. Makes me shake my head and lament the terrible tumble the Mardi Gras has taken.
++++
Oh, one question who is the rather sharp looking gentleman mopping the floor with an enormous mop handle in his hands? At least I think it was a mop handle?????Meeee shell ma belle, sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

[Stoner]

Damn...learn something new every day, folks. Didn't know the VIP price was set by the girls. I assume they have to tip out for the VIP spot or something? I'll have to ask about it.

Now, lets couple this with additional info I found out about.

Thursday nights seem to have an overabundance of girls working the shift. Almost 2 girls per customer at times. At least 3 girls I know of from there have mentioned this in passing to me.

So it is conceivable that, using the info below, and this little tidbit, that a guy could almost set his -own- price on a good Thursday night at the VIP.

This is a temporary condition, and could change at any time. Yet, its of deep value saving you easily $100 to $200 in cash. (I know guys who paid $300 for the VIP. I'm using that as a stand point to work from. Oh...btw, I'm not using lingo...I'm talking Benjamins).

You can either put that extra cash in a ROTH IRA, or you can go for a 2fer...and let them split the money as they see fit. Just get a girl who you know will give you the best mileage (sorry, you'll need to research and ask around, I'm not sharing that), and then let HER choose the other to join in.

Now that is a worthy VIP at $300. Damn...Its just too easy!

[crvtbynu]

I do agree with Stoner, most often VIP is the way to get real fun. But a little bit more discussion is warranted for EB, since this is a more special case - and I mean this in a good way. Here's the skinny in my experience (and IMHO):

EB has been on the upswing recently (I-84 travelers, rejoice!). Better atmosphere, better mileage, more girls. The latter has undoubtedly been helped by bad management in quite a few other CT clubs (Kahoots Vernon, Centerfolds, MGII come to mind) that drove girls out looking for work elsewhere. And most of them that do come to the EB end up liking it due to the really friendly and relaxed way business is being done (exceptions notwithstanding). As far as mileage goes, it has gotten to the point where I am being slightly worried that somebody will do something really foolish and ruin the fun for all of us...

Now back to the VIP. On of the "features" of the VIP at the EB (that many gents don't know about) is that the girls are allowed to set their own prices. It seems that $$.5 or $$$ for 30 min is the standard offer at first encounter. But, get some chemistry going with the right girl, spend some time and money on drinks, be a repeat LD customer, whatever, and things change. The best I've got was VIP as low as $.5. Additionally, when you get to the point of receiving offers much better than standard, ususally the clock also becomes less strict. And in that case, VIP is not only more fun, but becomes even good value. Just don't spend your money on girls that *you* don't really like and which *them* don't seem to also want to have fun with you, but just with your money (yes, strippers mostly care for money, but they need to feel good and have fun from time to time, too, they are not a different species after all)!! Finally, I must say it again, if you do it the right way, the mileage can be so good in LD that there is not much room to improve in the VIP without unnecessarry risk (apparently, and hopefully, EB will not go quite on the same path as the previous incarnation of Teddies), but then again, at the *right* price, the uninterrupted time and privacy can be well worth it.

A few sampling notes. Yes, the Czech girl mentioned by Stoner is very nice indeed (haven't seen her last couple of trips, though; but I had quite a busy summer with very limited sampling time). Sorry Paco, can't remember her name, but she's really skinny, with strikingly contrasting white skin and very black hair that is cut quite short, she is easy to recognize. Also highly recommended (I won't name names here, maybe in PM) are some brazilians and some of the Kahoots dropouts. If you're into latinas, it is more hit and miss. The best of the black talent has been reviewed on this board before and I did not see anything new to be mentioned. Some local talent (Willimantic area) gets low marks, but generally good marks for most girls from Mass.

crv

[Shaky Legs]

JMG:

http://www.xmenuads.com/femaleconnS.htm

Hope this helps answer your question.

Click her pic on the top left.

-Shaky

She seems like a real sweetheart... any intel available on her? Is she hi-mileage in the back room? Open to take out?

jmg

[JMG]

Hi Gents!

I was hangin out at the EB with a good friend of mine last night for a bit, and I was approached by Portia for a dance. Couldn't go with her right at that moment -- my buddy was expected to arrive right then as well (I got to the club first and was having a beer at the bar). Saw her on stage, but then had to jet for another commitment.

She seems like a real sweetheart... any intel available on her? Is she hi-mileage in the back room? Open to take out?

jmg

[Mikey68]

Thanks for the replies guys. There have been a couple of girls I've met on the week night with whom I suspect there would be some canal fun in the VIP. For now, I'll probably just keep nice with them and try for some outside action.

[Stoner]

I'll echo Crvtbynu, with a small disagree. The right girl is always most important (we agree). The VIP can be quite worth it then, in that regard.

I also agree...if you are looking for any deep carnal fun for the least amount of dollars, it will never add up to do the VIP. I think of the VIP as an intensie ice breaker session. If she's going to deliver the goods, and you can do that VIP, then go for it. Use that time to get more out of her later outside of the joint.

Its a VERY expensive fact finding tour. 10 minutes at the bar, a lap dance or two, and a good drink at the bar again can lead to the same info for pennies on the dollar of the VIP for the same amount of time. But obviously, the VIP tour is alot more fun!