General Reports

[Dickens Cider]

Decoded.

No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on!

JG.

Boatload. Th.

Love it. You made my day! DnC.

[Boatload]

Decoded.

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas.

No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on!

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

JG.

[DjangosTigerr]

The last time Jayden Cole was in town, I spent an hour with her. It was worth the 2 K.

Not sure I would drop that much on one girl for an hour.

[Keith76]

I have been noticing some obviously fake reviews on EB but this one takes the cake. This provider passed a long time ago but strangely a new review showed up today. That is just messed up. https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/2319303624.

Yea I notice that too. I thought it was maybe an accident but the named her as the provider. So it's total BS.

[RdyToPlay59]

I have been noticing some obviously fake reviews on EB but this one takes the cake. This provider passed a long time ago but strangely a new review showed up today. That is just messed up. https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/2319303624.

[Vinnie Kramer]

Report from Feb last year in Cincy on seeing Dakota and it was less than stellar.

Tried to copy link but phone is balky. Easily searchable.

For $2000, I'd at least want some titties to suck on!

[SimpleGuy1970]

For $2000, I'd at least want some titties to suck on!

The last time Jayden Cole was in town, I spent an hour with her. It was worth the 2 K.

[BDinkie]

Ok. I know who Dakota Skye is but 2000 hr? Just not my type. Wouldn't pay 200.

https://tryst.link/escort/dakota-skye

But Jade Jayden I would seriously consider given the chance.

https://www.slixa.com/florida/tampa/jadejayden

For $2000, I'd at least want some titties to suck on!

[Seger]

I get the same damn thing. I have to close out my browser and start over if I am trying to view EB only.

Mine's been doing the same dam thing now for a few months now. I did every thing I could to get it to work. Clean every thing off, went to diff search engines and I get the same thing. Going to take it in at the end of year to see if I got a virus. If you get your clear up please let me know how you did it. There may be a hacker going on. I'm not that smart about computers anyway.

[Zomby]

I have not seen her now want to.

Neither you nor anyone else will be seeing her. She passed recently.

[Boner889]

Anyone else having this issue? If I just browse EB anonymously I can access everything except reviews and my fridge, of course. But if I log in I'm consistently redirected to Eros. I use incognito tabs so I shouldn't be saving cookies. Maybe I am? Anyone know how to fix?

I get the same damn thing. I have to close out my browser and start over if I am trying to view EB only.

[MistFall]

Anyone else having this issue? If I just browse EB anonymously I can access everything except reviews and my fridge, of course. But if I log in I'm consistently redirected to Eros. I use incognito tabs so I shouldn't be saving cookies. Maybe I am? Anyone know how to fix?

[Jsmw1980]

Yuck. That belly. No thanks.

Yeah I was shocked to see that. Her ads seem to hide that well.

[DickHerGood]

I've seen Ariel several times but this is the first time I've seen the video. The girl has always been a hell of a lot of fun!! Someone once said that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and it's true!!

LG10.

Yuck. That belly. No thanks.

[LakeGuy10]

I stumbled on this.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5d6eb2b5061e8

I have not seen her now want to. More girls should do this.

I've seen Ariel several times but this is the first time I've seen the video. The girl has always been a hell of a lot of fun!! Someone once said that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and it's true!!

LG10.