General Reports

[Rhinopole]

Within the next two months I will be getting a total knee replacement. I've been putting this off way too long now. I walk with a limp; it's getting more noticeable, and I am somewhat embarrassed by it; I don't want the young lady's thinking that I am some old pervert. Here is the question that I want to ponder: Can you get a bacterial infection from dining at the why and O? This is my favorite passion and lately I have been gorging myself at a stable with some fine younger ladies; I am obsessed with it.

So.

Hopefully I can get some serious and knowledgeable advice from our brotherhood but then again that may be difficult on this board, but I have nowhere else to turn. For those of you considering knee or hip replacement and for those that have done so you all know that several of these implants go bad because bacteria can find its way into the artificial joint; the entire apparatus has to be removed and replaced. I know of three recent cases of bacteria getting into the joint with the same outcome. After surgery you are required and instructed to take antibiotics before seeing your dentist. This is forever. Sounds serious to me.

PJ,

Even if a woman's clean, there're are bacteria in her butthole if you do deep dive DATO and maybe even if you just rim her. As far as DATY, there's always the chance of an STD. If you're worried about it, lay off until you're healed. Also, you could make an appointment at one of those "doc in a box" places where you don't intend to return and ask the embarrassing questions. That is, if you can rely on the answer. Where's Dr. Ruth when you need her?

Good luck.

Rhino.

[Serpin58]

But not likely.

The risk of getting an infection, bacterial in nature from strains like gonorrhea and chlamydia can in fact transmit to your throat and cause an infection. Is it likely? I would say no, not really, but given that surgery will put your immune system in the shitter for a few weeks. It does certainly increase the risk.

Herpes would be the one you'd have to worry about more so than the bacterial infections personally.

However, giving (DATY) puts you at less risk than receiving as a general rule of thumb, as STDs are much more easily transferred from saliva to the gentles (;p )than vice versa. But again, the risk is not 0%. I don't like putting numbers on things but for the sake of argument I'd put the risk at 15-20% but since, once again, your at a higher risk from surgery, maybe 30-35%.

My advice. Proper hygiene. Listerine at the ready. And it's much less risky if you're familiar with the provider and know her own hygiene and habits.

Stay safe. Don't drown going down.

First. Do rehabilitation- Do it do it and do it! Or you will have a limp forever!

On the dining at the why. One of the million places at Robert Parrish in Chantilly LOL.

I think it was Moon - 69 and 2 days later dick pain near the head like you couldn't believe.

I forgot what was technically called- after that. No more full service for me that was 2000.

My experience cut down on sex. You have addiction needs to be addressed and focus on the rehabilitation or surgery won't mean shit.

I know both knees at 35 because of football.

[PuntaJaco43]

But not likely.

The risk of getting an infection, bacterial in nature from strains like gonorrhea and chlamydia can in fact transmit to your throat and cause an infection. Is it likely? I would say no, not really, but given that surgery will put your immune system in the shitter for a few weeks. It does certainly increase the risk.

Herpes would be the one you'd have to worry about more so than the bacterial infections personally.

However, giving (DATY) puts you at less risk than receiving as a general rule of thumb, as STDs are much more easily transferred from saliva to the gentles (;p )than vice versa. But again, the risk is not 0%. I don't like putting numbers on things but for the sake of argument I'd put the risk at 15-20% but since, once again, your at a higher risk from surgery, maybe 30-35%.

My advice. Proper hygiene. Listerine at the ready. And it's much less risky if you're familiar with the provider and know her own hygiene and habits.

Stay safe. Don't drown going down.

It's good to have a doctor on this board even though he is underwater most of the time. I do plan taking at least two months off from mongering and when I get back to it, I will make sure I come up for air.

Many Thanks.

PJ.

[TheDrowned]

Within the next two months I will be getting a total knee replacement. I've been putting this off way too long now. I walk with a limp; it's getting more noticeable, and I am somewhat embarrassed by it; I don't want the young lady's thinking that I am some old pervert. Here is the question that I want to ponder: Can you get a bacterial infection from dining at the why and O? This is my favorite passion and lately I have been gorging myself at a stable with some fine younger ladies; I am obsessed with it.

So.

Hopefully I can get some serious and knowledgeable advice from our brotherhood but then again that may be difficult on this board, but I have nowhere else to turn. For those of you considering knee or hip replacement and for those that have done so you all know that several of these implants go bad because bacteria can find its way into the artificial joint; the entire apparatus has to be removed and replaced. I know of three recent cases of bacteria getting into the joint with the same outcome. After surgery you are required and instructed to take antibiotics before seeing your dentist. This is forever. Sounds serious to me.

So.

Can bacteria enter your system while feasting on P*ssy? Can these bacteria find their way to the prosthesis. Some of these women are very clean but how clean can you be? Some service you minutes after they have finished up with previous monger.

Now.

I can't really ask the surgeon this question. That would be weird even for me to ask him if this activity could produce the consequence that I have noted above. Apparently, this nasty bacterium likes to attach itself to the metallic parts of the smooth prosthetic while procreating by the thousands. Serious stuff.

To conclude: Should I consider my mongering days over or will I be relegated to a standard Nova with some occasional UTC roaming?

PM me if you want.

Regards.

PJ.

But not likely.

The risk of getting an infection, bacterial in nature from strains like gonorrhea and chlamydia can in fact transmit to your throat and cause an infection. Is it likely? I would say no, not really, but given that surgery will put your immune system in the shitter for a few weeks. It does certainly increase the risk.

Herpes would be the one you'd have to worry about more so than the bacterial infections personally.

However, giving (DATY) puts you at less risk than receiving as a general rule of thumb, as STDs are much more easily transferred from saliva to the gentles (;p )than vice versa. But again, the risk is not 0%. I don't like putting numbers on things but for the sake of argument I'd put the risk at 15-20% but since, once again, your at a higher risk from surgery, maybe 30-35%.

My advice. Proper hygiene. Listerine at the ready. And it's much less risky if you're familiar with the provider and know her own hygiene and habits.

Stay safe. Don't drown going down.

[PuntaJaco43]

Within the next two months I will be getting a total knee replacement. I've been putting this off way too long now. I walk with a limp; it's getting more noticeable, and I am somewhat embarrassed by it; I don't want the young lady's thinking that I am some old pervert. Here is the question that I want to ponder: Can you get a bacterial infection from dining at the why and O? This is my favorite passion and lately I have been gorging myself at a stable with some fine younger ladies; I am obsessed with it.

So.

Hopefully I can get some serious and knowledgeable advice from our brotherhood but then again that may be difficult on this board, but I have nowhere else to turn. For those of you considering knee or hip replacement and for those that have done so you all know that several of these implants go bad because bacteria can find its way into the artificial joint; the entire apparatus has to be removed and replaced. I know of three recent cases of bacteria getting into the joint with the same outcome. After surgery you are required and instructed to take antibiotics before seeing your dentist. This is forever. Sounds serious to me.

So.

Can bacteria enter your system while feasting on P*ssy? Can these bacteria find their way to the prosthesis. Some of these women are very clean but how clean can you be? Some service you minutes after they have finished up with previous monger.

Now.

I can't really ask the surgeon this question. That would be weird even for me to ask him if this activity could produce the consequence that I have noted above. Apparently, this nasty bacterium likes to attach itself to the metallic parts of the smooth prosthetic while procreating by the thousands. Serious stuff.

To conclude: Should I consider my mongering days over or will I be relegated to a standard Nova with some occasional UTC roaming?

PM me if you want.

Regards.

PJ.

[Serpin58]

This is from the sited article. "involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity".

I can tell you for over 30 years I've been making women piss. My size, big head with a slight curve upward in missionary rubs against a woman's bladder. I'm not saying a woman doesn't get stimulated by internally massaging her bladder. When you stimulate a woman's bladder, she's going to tell you she has to go to the bathroom. To avoid the situation I have tied women up and pounded them so they could experience the sensation of squirting helps to use vibrator on her clit to magnify the sensation. It's piss don't even confuse the situation. If you don't believe me, then just catch what's coming out in your mouth.

Yes, piss and substance from scene's gland but I was referencing the action! True squirt is from pleasure! Then just getting a golden shower.

I'm just a regular size joe. I got women to do it by pounding me on the floor- floor has no give like a bed and petite Asian women know how to squat. They pound the hell out of it that way!

[ShootAndRoll]

Some Women can squirt- look it up.

This is from the sited article. "involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity".

I can tell you for over 30 years I've been making women piss. My size, big head with a slight curve upward in missionary rubs against a woman's bladder. I'm not saying a woman doesn't get stimulated by internally massaging her bladder. When you stimulate a woman's bladder, she's going to tell you she has to go to the bathroom. To avoid the situation I have tied women up and pounded them so they could experience the sensation of squirting helps to use vibrator on her clit to magnify the sensation. It's piss don't even confuse the situation. If you don't believe me, then just catch what's coming out in your mouth.

[Harold Myers]

So I know a civi who's looking to dip her toes in the game. She asked me if I knew any hung AA friends that can break her in. I told her I could probably find a few LOL.

So with all that being said, she's a 30 year old white thick or small bbw. She had a kid 8 months ago and has the baby weight. She gives great head, tight kitty and Greek open. Location is Manassas. Looking to find someone to swing by Friday night.

Good luck on everyone's search.

I'm interested.

[Serpin58]

Don't get suckered into. Sob story- never trust them- never get feelings for them- treat them as play things and nothing more. Me 5 k last year. Should gave it to real people that need it! Like my own family.

[StuckNmiddle]

So I know a civi who's looking to dip her toes in the game. She asked me if I knew any hung AA friends that can break her in. I told her I could probably find a few LOL.

So with all that being said, she's a 30 year old white thick or small bbw. She had a kid 8 months ago and has the baby weight. She gives great head, tight kitty and Greek open. Location is Manassas. Looking to find someone to swing by Friday night.

Good luck on everyone's search.

[PilotAviator]

Absolutely awesome report (even considering the events were NYC-based). Captain, my Captain -- thank you!

PA.

One place that seems relatively immune to inflation is the rampant Chinese MP located on practically every street corner in Chinatown.

Took a small vacation up to NYC for the weekend and decided to hit up the for some authentic dim sum and then some.

Took the subway to Grand st and shuffled my way over in the rainy terrain to Elizabeth st. Named after a queen but for the afternoon I was treated like Royalty as I stopped by sunshine day spa for my first desert. I found it funny that as I proceeded to enter the door with its giant flashing lights and big ol open sign was locked. I noticed a small door bell and firmly pressed only to met with silence. Rain pelting my face I stood in the street the only white guy in a sea of Chinese passerbys who I assumed knew my guilty intentions.

It was then that I heard the click of an unlocking as the door slid open to reveal a milfy Asian in a leopard print dress. Sparkling red lipstick and Botox stretching her face like the pins from Hellraiser. Didn't speak a word of English so I couldn't get her name but managed to acquire the price of a half hour massage. $30. Yep. 30 $. Lead into a cramped hallway with tiny little massage tables with no doors but curtains draped over the cubicle. (That explains the need for the front door lock). I undressed and then the sensual rub down commenced. You know the typical soft touch around the legs and ballsack. A tease to get the juices flowing. Eventually I got bored of it, and decided to mosey things along. I lifted up her skirt to reveal some nice red underwear and started to do a little P rubbing of my own. She motioned for a HJ and I shook my head. She then motioned for FS with a fist pump and pelvic thrust and I nodded in agreement. She said $80. And all I can say is god damn it literally boils down to half the price for both house fee and FS. These ladies look just as good as any you'd find here in NOVA. Not telling you how you should spend your money but simply making an interesting observation.

Off came her clothes to reveal some pasty augmented Cs. A nice rack given her age. Body wasn't thin but wasn't fat either. For her age she was in pretty decent shape. My only complaint was her inability to let her face wrinkle. I much prefer natural looks and I find it kind of sad when Asians of all people who age pretty gracefully feel the need to turn to plastic surgery but I won't hold it against her especially given that in just a few minutes time I'd be holding something else against her. She opened a jar of oil containing a bucket a hats and proceeded to give me a pleasant BBBJ. Here in Chinatown it's basically a given. She then placed a hat on junior and I bent her over the table and plowed away grabbing on to both her tits until I busted my nut in the condom. $110. I spend that much here just for a handshake most days.

My hunger was ravenous and I decided hell since I brought $$. 3 with me let's see if I can make magic happen with the other half of my stipend and traveled even further down Elizabeth street until I came across another spa. This one was on the first floor of an apartment complex and I had to be rung into the building. After getting access via the buzzer I headed down the hall and came across a steel bolted door with a print out picture of a women getting a massage and figured this must be the place. Before I could even knock or press the doorbell, I heard the click for the second time today and the door opened to reveal an older lady with a gorgeous face and a skinny body. She was wearing a tshirt and sweatpants but made it look good. Pretty banging body given she was probably nearly twice my age. I was lead into the spa where a couple of other ladies were having tea. One with blonde hair, a bit pudgy but not too bad. The other was a little more frumpy and although perhaps only a few of you will get the reference but looked like the lady who runs Anna hessentoil here in NOVA. Lucy, the one who opened the door for me lead me all the way into the back room and told me to undress. It was another doorless cubicle style room with a massage table and a curtain draped over the wall. A little bit more spacious at least then my previous venture. I was kind of stricken by Lucy's beauty, everything about her was natural from her shoulder length dark hair to her slender frame, and was hoping she would be the one attending me.

She came back wearing red dress but I overheard another gentlemen enter at this time and be placed into the room and I guess he had requested her because she told me she had another appointment and that there will be another girl to attend me. She saw the look of disappointment in my face and whispered to me "come back next time I do for you" but like a cool vagrant I replied "there won't be a next time. I'm not from around here. I'm from the land of lovers. The good ol VA. Maybe my monger senses were activating but I could sense it. This chick is as wild and I couldn't let the opportunity pass me as I was about to have a most glorious fuck. The loins were screaming. Caveman hormones began to take over and I really got the urge to want to rail this chick senseless so I channeled my inner trump and established the art of the deal. I says to her I says. 5 minutes! That's all I need. Give me 5 min of your time and I promise you. I'm gone and you can continue with your regularly scheduled programming.

She goes 5 min?

5 min and 100 $.

She paused. $120.

Deal.

And with that I paid her the money pulled down her dress to reveal her slender butt naked body and began nursing away at those soft natural B titties.

I pulled her up into the table and motioned my rock hard rod inside her. BBFS was given the greenlight as long as I didn't finish inside her. For the next 4 min I was going in and out of that tight pussy like speed racer on track. She was moaning loud and a part of me wondered if the cuck next door to me was getting erect at the thought of giving him my sloppy seconds. She told me she wanted me to cum on her tits. But as I thrusted harder and leaned closer to her she says no on second thought "I want you to cum in my mouth" I lean into kiss her and I could taste the cigarettes she must smoke like 4 packs a day but hell who am I to judge she's in great shape.

I pull out from mish and turn her around to get onto the table. She grabs junior, soak and wet from her pussy juices and plops that bad boy into her mouth and begins bobbing for apples like she's about to make the best damn pie. She's throating my dick hard and her skills were out of this world. A minute of her sweet orchestral rhythm comes to a crescendo and I unleash a symphony of semen right into her throat. She gags but like a champ swishes my children in her mouth like listerine and spits it into a paper towel.

For $$. 3 I was taken to cAMP heaven. I hope NOVA can step it up because I might just have to take more trips to Manhattan C-town. Maybe I'll try that blonde next time.

NYC sexguide has a pretty popping board so I figured I'd share here. Feel free to PM me any cool stories if you brahs have any. I always love a good story.

We're already drowning.

[TheDrowned]

Hong Kong apartment girl FS. $40.


2010's.

NOVA AMP HJ. $60+40 tip.

NOVA AMP FS. $60+100 tip.

2020's.

NOVA AMP HJ. $80+60 tip.

NOVA AMP FS. $80+160 tip.

One place that seems relatively immune to inflation is the rampant Chinese MP located on practically every street corner in Chinatown.

Took a small vacation up to NYC for the weekend and decided to hit up the for some authentic dim sum and then some.

Took the subway to Grand st and shuffled my way over in the rainy terrain to Elizabeth st. Named after a queen but for the afternoon I was treated like Royalty as I stopped by sunshine day spa for my first desert. I found it funny that as I proceeded to enter the door with its giant flashing lights and big ol open sign was locked. I noticed a small door bell and firmly pressed only to met with silence. Rain pelting my face I stood in the street the only white guy in a sea of Chinese passerbys who I assumed knew my guilty intentions.

It was then that I heard the click of an unlocking as the door slid open to reveal a milfy Asian in a leopard print dress. Sparkling red lipstick and Botox stretching her face like the pins from Hellraiser. Didn't speak a word of English so I couldn't get her name but managed to acquire the price of a half hour massage. $30. Yep. 30 $. Lead into a cramped hallway with tiny little massage tables with no doors but curtains draped over the cubicle. (That explains the need for the front door lock). I undressed and then the sensual rub down commenced. You know the typical soft touch around the legs and ballsack. A tease to get the juices flowing. Eventually I got bored of it, and decided to mosey things along. I lifted up her skirt to reveal some nice red underwear and started to do a little P rubbing of my own. She motioned for a HJ and I shook my head. She then motioned for FS with a fist pump and pelvic thrust and I nodded in agreement. She said $80. And all I can say is god damn it literally boils down to half the price for both house fee and FS. These ladies look just as good as any you'd find here in NOVA. Not telling you how you should spend your money but simply making an interesting observation.

Off came her clothes to reveal some pasty augmented Cs. A nice rack given her age. Body wasn't thin but wasn't fat either. For her age she was in pretty decent shape. My only complaint was her inability to let her face wrinkle. I much prefer natural looks and I find it kind of sad when Asians of all people who age pretty gracefully feel the need to turn to plastic surgery but I won't hold it against her especially given that in just a few minutes time I'd be holding something else against her. She opened a jar of oil containing a bucket a hats and proceeded to give me a pleasant BBBJ. Here in Chinatown it's basically a given. She then placed a hat on junior and I bent her over the table and plowed away grabbing on to both her tits until I busted my nut in the condom. $110. I spend that much here just for a handshake most days.

My hunger was ravenous and I decided hell since I brought $$. 3 with me let's see if I can make magic happen with the other half of my stipend and traveled even further down Elizabeth street until I came across another spa. This one was on the first floor of an apartment complex and I had to be rung into the building. After getting access via the buzzer I headed down the hall and came across a steel bolted door with a print out picture of a women getting a massage and figured this must be the place. Before I could even knock or press the doorbell, I heard the click for the second time today and the door opened to reveal an older lady with a gorgeous face and a skinny body. She was wearing a tshirt and sweatpants but made it look good. Pretty banging body given she was probably nearly twice my age. I was lead into the spa where a couple of other ladies were having tea. One with blonde hair, a bit pudgy but not too bad. The other was a little more frumpy and although perhaps only a few of you will get the reference but looked like the lady who runs Anna hessentoil here in NOVA. Lucy, the one who opened the door for me lead me all the way into the back room and told me to undress. It was another doorless cubicle style room with a massage table and a curtain draped over the wall. A little bit more spacious at least then my previous venture. I was kind of stricken by Lucy's beauty, everything about her was natural from her shoulder length dark hair to her slender frame, and was hoping she would be the one attending me.

She came back wearing red dress but I overheard another gentlemen enter at this time and be placed into the room and I guess he had requested her because she told me she had another appointment and that there will be another girl to attend me. She saw the look of disappointment in my face and whispered to me "come back next time I do for you" but like a cool vagrant I replied "there won't be a next time. I'm not from around here. I'm from the land of lovers. The good ol VA. Maybe my monger senses were activating but I could sense it. This chick is as wild and I couldn't let the opportunity pass me as I was about to have a most glorious fuck. The loins were screaming. Caveman hormones began to take over and I really got the urge to want to rail this chick senseless so I channeled my inner trump and established the art of the deal. I says to her I says. 5 minutes! That's all I need. Give me 5 min of your time and I promise you. I'm gone and you can continue with your regularly scheduled programming.

She goes 5 min?

5 min and 100 $.

She paused. $120.

Deal.

And with that I paid her the money pulled down her dress to reveal her slender butt naked body and began nursing away at those soft natural B titties.

I pulled her up into the table and motioned my rock hard rod inside her. BBFS was given the greenlight as long as I didn't finish inside her. For the next 4 min I was going in and out of that tight pussy like speed racer on track. She was moaning loud and a part of me wondered if the cuck next door to me was getting erect at the thought of giving him my sloppy seconds. She told me she wanted me to cum on her tits. But as I thrusted harder and leaned closer to her she says no on second thought "I want you to cum in my mouth" I lean into kiss her and I could taste the cigarettes she must smoke like 4 packs a day but hell who am I to judge she's in great shape.

I pull out from mish and turn her around to get onto the table. She grabs junior, soak and wet from her pussy juices and plops that bad boy into her mouth and begins bobbing for apples like she's about to make the best damn pie. She's throating my dick hard and her skills were out of this world. A minute of her sweet orchestral rhythm comes to a crescendo and I unleash a symphony of semen right into her throat. She gags but like a champ swishes my children in her mouth like listerine and spits it into a paper towel.

For $$. 3 I was taken to cAMP heaven. I hope NOVA can step it up because I might just have to take more trips to Manhattan C-town. Maybe I'll try that blonde next time.

NYC sexguide has a pretty popping board so I figured I'd share here. Feel free to PM me any cool stories if you brahs have any. I always love a good story.

We're already drowning.

[GMarts018]

Isn't that a bit messy?

What do guys do, get out of the way or what?

Is that really simply piss?

Of course, whatever makes a monger happy as long as he's not hurting someone who really doesn't want to be hurt, I'm all for it.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Urine and hormones. Years ago I Went down on a girl once right after and wish I had learned this before then LOL.

[Serpin58]

Isn't that a bit messy?

What do guys do, get out of the way or what?

Is that really simply piss?

Of course, whatever makes a monger happy as long as he's not hurting someone who really doesn't want to be hurt, I'm all for it.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Some Women can squirt- look it up.

[SuperJimmy]

Isn't that a bit messy?

What do guys do, get out of the way or what?

Is that really simply piss?

Of course, whatever makes a monger happy as long as he's not hurting someone who really doesn't want to be hurt, I'm all for it.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

You know she is just pissing on you right? Golden showers.